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Dummkopfen
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Apr 12, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Dummkopfen » Thu Apr 21, 2022 7:48 pm

Fortunately, a monastery survived the apocalypse thanks to a moat of holy water
Trumps not a white supremacist cuz hes not white. Hes orange.
#stoporangehate #orangelivesmatter
"A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'."
"Hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Dummkopfenian Hungry Games."
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Teflon Technocracy
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Posts: 17
Founded: Apr 12, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teflon Technocracy » Fri Apr 22, 2022 5:36 pm

Unfortunately Adolf Hitler was a monk
Warning: the spoiler's contents might be a bit long.
"The legislature voted, that's not a dictatorship."
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=american_legionaries

"Hands off my spuds! Give me potato supremacy or give me death!"
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_grand_western_empire

"I am ready to die and become potato salad."
"We need to test the resilience of the earth apples. If they cannot hold up to charges of war crimes, government subversion and infliction of extra gas, nothing can." 
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=jutsa

"They're the nationalised version of Scrooge before the ghosts."
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_second_order_of_life
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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 735
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Fri Apr 22, 2022 5:44 pm

Fortunately, he was found out and thrown into a lake with stones on his feet.
A city state on.. an island, where it's cold-as-all-balls.
a bit of info - NEEDS RETCON
COGCON LEVEL: 4
DEFCON LEVEL: 4
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

Kinda bored with NS lmao | Last upd. 4/6/24
My pillow's cold by the time I get home
Jzarovich News at Noon | Marrakanese terrorist attacks over the past 6 months "have risen significantly, I think." | Train crashes in Anolchiv-on-Schonmür, causing over "5 morbillion billion dollars in damages" | Rogylan Bahnz in press meeting says "We're nuking Marrakai, I swear, I'm so tired of them. We're gonna glass them." | Random box of crap falls off skyscraper in Ternyiev
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Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jan 30, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire » Fri Apr 22, 2022 5:46 pm

Fortunately, the stones have also volunteered to become guards of the moat of holy water
✧ Elder of Defense, Elder of Foreign Affairs ✧ and ✨ WA Delegate ✨ for St Abbaddon.
The actual canon name for my nation is Oceania “insert 1984 joke here”. While it has gone through different disambiguations over the centuries, the concurrent form is the Federal Union of Oceania. This concurrent form is a federal union of several constituent states with a president, a large legislature, and a democratic constitution.

Oh yeah, Oceania has this thing where it likes to have a civil war every three decades or so
(My NS name was actually typed in by accident as I didn't know 100% how naming your nation worked on NationStates. So “Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire” is now cursed to be my main on NS)
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Fri Apr 22, 2022 5:47 pm

Unluckily, all of the stones are made of limestone, and it was raining.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sat Apr 23, 2022 1:56 am

Fortunately, it was only metaphorically raining.
✦Insulamia
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Luziyca
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38285
Founded: Nov 13, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Luziyca » Sat Apr 23, 2022 6:13 am

Unfortunately, it was only because someone was pissing.
||| • The Kingdom of Rwizikuru • |||
Your feeble attempts to change the very nature of how time itself has been organized by mankind shall fall on barren ground and bear no fruit
Wiki • Facebook • Kylaris: the best region for eight years running • About me • YouTube • Political compass
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Neptunvia
Envoy
 
Posts: 297
Founded: Jan 15, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Neptunvia » Sat Apr 23, 2022 6:17 am

Fortunately, he was peeing in a bottle that was ontop of the lake, and not the lake itself.
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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sat Apr 23, 2022 6:56 am

Unfortunately, that bottle was full of bleach.
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!
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New Eestiball
Diplomat
 
Posts: 656
Founded: Jan 06, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Eestiball » Sat Apr 23, 2022 6:57 am

Fortunately, he drank it and reincarnated into a better self
current song: eminence front by the who
this flag inspired by scytharum's old one
base-6 is inherently the best base
you can find me in nssports as the martian independent republic but the nation I'm writing lore for is asiikafa
likes: the beatles/the cure/the who/most 60s and 70s music in general/liberal democracy/abstraction/vexillology
dislikes are unnecessary because the world doesn't need more negativity
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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 735
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat Apr 23, 2022 10:42 am

Unfortunately, the form he had reincarnated into was very short. (4 foot 6 inches)
A city state on.. an island, where it's cold-as-all-balls.
a bit of info - NEEDS RETCON
COGCON LEVEL: 4
DEFCON LEVEL: 4
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

Kinda bored with NS lmao | Last upd. 4/6/24
My pillow's cold by the time I get home
Jzarovich News at Noon | Marrakanese terrorist attacks over the past 6 months "have risen significantly, I think." | Train crashes in Anolchiv-on-Schonmür, causing over "5 morbillion billion dollars in damages" | Rogylan Bahnz in press meeting says "We're nuking Marrakai, I swear, I'm so tired of them. We're gonna glass them." | Random box of crap falls off skyscraper in Ternyiev
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sat Apr 23, 2022 4:30 pm

Fortunately, this height was when he was only 7 years old.
✦Insulamia
Liberty, unity, peace
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Trossikada
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Feb 10, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Trossikada » Sun Apr 24, 2022 12:14 am

Unfortunately, he stopped growing once he turned 8.
Trossikada, Land of the Trossi
A fairly large tribal nation which hasn't been welcoming to outsiders, until recently. Tech level: Modern Tech.
NS stats aren't canon. Neither is my current flag (It's a Ukraine variation of the canon one).
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.
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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:29 am

Fortunately, prejudice against short people is virtually nonexistent in this world.
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:32 am

Unfortunately he will perpetually look like an 8 year old and will never gain a job
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sun Apr 24, 2022 7:22 pm

Fortunately, there is universal basic income and he doesn't need to work
✦Insulamia
Liberty, unity, peace
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Trossikada
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Feb 10, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Trossikada » Sun Apr 24, 2022 8:03 pm

Unfortunately, he doesn't have enough money to actually buy food.
Trossikada, Land of the Trossi
A fairly large tribal nation which hasn't been welcoming to outsiders, until recently. Tech level: Modern Tech.
NS stats aren't canon. Neither is my current flag (It's a Ukraine variation of the canon one).
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.
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Nikita Mazepin
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Nikita Mazepin » Sun Apr 24, 2022 8:06 pm

Fortunately, his stomach is replaced with a metal energy generator so he does not need to eat.
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Frisemark
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 192
Founded: Aug 07, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Frisemark » Sun Apr 24, 2022 10:54 pm

Unfortunately, the metal used was lead, and he’s now suffering extreme levels of lead poisoning.
♔ The Kingdom of Frisemark ♔
"From this day forward, I shall take up all the empire in my embrace. For I am father of the empire, as I am father to all creation. I will suffer no tired institution nor petty bureaucrat to stand between me and my children. I am the perfect loving god, and all will tremble to know me."
Denmark and the Netherlands had a kid, and it loves the color blue.
This nation is largely for me to autofellate many of my personal views.

Clinton Foundation deep cover agent and George Soros' loyal Jewish Space Laser operator. IRS Supersoldier. Card carrying DNC member.

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Nation of Hanguk
Attaché
 
Posts: 94
Founded: Jun 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nation of Hanguk » Mon Apr 25, 2022 10:01 am

Fortunately, Bob was able to get a normal human stomach and be provided with a lifetime supply of food.
Last edited by Nation of Hanguk on Mon Apr 25, 2022 10:01 am, edited 1 time in total.
KINGDOM OF COREA | 대한제국
Kicking Manchu asses out in the 1700s, now the bastion of modernity, democracy, and prosperity in Asia today
Homepage | Overview | History | Politics | People | Outline | Political Views
| NATIONAL PRESS AGENCY | Wage hikes and start-up support top PM Koo’s 2023 goals :: More objectifying? Corean male beauty pageants defend underwear-wearing competitions :: Chaebol Hansung gives year-end bonuses of up to 52 month :: Anger over shooting of chimpanzees in Ulsan zoo escape
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The CubeLand
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Oct 18, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The CubeLand » Mon Apr 25, 2022 6:11 pm

Unfortunately, he needs to drink 2x more water for some reason.
Last edited by The CubeLand on Mon Apr 25, 2022 6:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I used to do pixel art, that explains my nation.

Why do i have to sign up for a website I’ll probably never use again? Like an image upscaler i used for my flag. Like i dont wanna see your stupid emails
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Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jan 30, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire » Tue Apr 26, 2022 1:43 pm

Fortunately, the water is holy water, which purifies his body and makes him more powerful the more he drinks.
Last edited by Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire on Tue Apr 26, 2022 1:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
✧ Elder of Defense, Elder of Foreign Affairs ✧ and ✨ WA Delegate ✨ for St Abbaddon.
The actual canon name for my nation is Oceania “insert 1984 joke here”. While it has gone through different disambiguations over the centuries, the concurrent form is the Federal Union of Oceania. This concurrent form is a federal union of several constituent states with a president, a large legislature, and a democratic constitution.

Oh yeah, Oceania has this thing where it likes to have a civil war every three decades or so
(My NS name was actually typed in by accident as I didn't know 100% how naming your nation worked on NationStates. So “Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire” is now cursed to be my main on NS)
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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 735
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Tue Apr 26, 2022 2:25 pm

Unfortunately, the holy water is actually acid, but still has healing properties to him at least.
A city state on.. an island, where it's cold-as-all-balls.
a bit of info - NEEDS RETCON
COGCON LEVEL: 4
DEFCON LEVEL: 4
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

Kinda bored with NS lmao | Last upd. 4/6/24
My pillow's cold by the time I get home
Jzarovich News at Noon | Marrakanese terrorist attacks over the past 6 months "have risen significantly, I think." | Train crashes in Anolchiv-on-Schonmür, causing over "5 morbillion billion dollars in damages" | Rogylan Bahnz in press meeting says "We're nuking Marrakai, I swear, I'm so tired of them. We're gonna glass them." | Random box of crap falls off skyscraper in Ternyiev
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Union of States of America
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Apr 13, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Union of States of America » Sun May 01, 2022 12:32 pm

Fortunately trump will make gas prices go down
Stop ant racism. #BlackAntLivesMatter
"All that is necessary for the triumph of racism is that red ant moderates do nothing."
—Antin Lookin' Burke, Jr.
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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Mon May 02, 2022 8:12 am

Unfortunately, gas prices have no bearing on the current situation whatsoever.
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!
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