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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 735
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Tue Apr 19, 2022 5:58 pm

Unfortunately, a bombing raid is going to be conducted in 1 minute.
A city state on.. an island, where it's cold-as-all-balls.
a bit of info - NEEDS RETCON
COGCON LEVEL: 4
DEFCON LEVEL: 4
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

Kinda bored with NS lmao | Last upd. 4/6/24
My pillow's cold by the time I get home
Jzarovich News at Noon | Marrakanese terrorist attacks over the past 6 months "have risen significantly, I think." | Train crashes in Anolchiv-on-Schonmür, causing over "5 morbillion billion dollars in damages" | Rogylan Bahnz in press meeting says "We're nuking Marrakai, I swear, I'm so tired of them. We're gonna glass them." | Random box of crap falls off skyscraper in Ternyiev
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Remulia
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Posts: 619
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Tue Apr 19, 2022 6:33 pm

Fortunately, the raid is going to be in the next neighborhood.
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.
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Dyrrhonian Isles
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 174
Founded: May 30, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dyrrhonian Isles » Tue Apr 19, 2022 6:35 pm

Remulia wrote:Fortunately, the raid is going to be in the next neighborhood.

Unfortunately, we won't have a lot to visit in the next neighborhood afterwards.
Dieresis of Diarcesia
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Belsiana
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 05, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Belsiana » Tue Apr 19, 2022 6:36 pm

Dyrrhonian Isles wrote:
Remulia wrote:Fortunately, the raid is going to be in the next neighborhood.

Unfortunately, we won't have a lot to visit in the next neighborhood afterwards.

Fortunately, your neighborhood is the biggest now.
Finally changed my flag :DDDDDD
The Vladivostok Post (05/03/2022) | INTERNATIONAL |  Belsiana buys 5 F-15 Cetus converted rockets Filipinn to boost new space agency | DOMESTIC | Belsiana changes flag, officials say 'it is to better symbolize the country' [/url]
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Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 619
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Tue Apr 19, 2022 6:37 pm

Unfortunately, is also the neighborhood with most crimes.
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.
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Teflon Technocracy
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Apr 12, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teflon Technocracy » Tue Apr 19, 2022 7:50 pm

Unfortunately, Adolf Hitler comes back to life, kills Emperor Palpatine, and usurps the Galactic Empire
Warning: the spoiler's contents might be a bit long.
"The legislature voted, that's not a dictatorship."
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=american_legionaries

"Hands off my spuds! Give me potato supremacy or give me death!"
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_grand_western_empire

"I am ready to die and become potato salad."
"We need to test the resilience of the earth apples. If they cannot hold up to charges of war crimes, government subversion and infliction of extra gas, nothing can." 
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=jutsa

"They're the nationalised version of Scrooge before the ghosts."
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_second_order_of_life
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NatureCommune
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 08, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby NatureCommune » Tue Apr 19, 2022 7:52 pm

Fortunately, Darth Vader throws him down the Death Star's shaft instead.
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Teflon Technocracy
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Posts: 17
Founded: Apr 12, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teflon Technocracy » Tue Apr 19, 2022 7:54 pm

Unfortunately, Rey is Adolf's granddaughter
Warning: the spoiler's contents might be a bit long.
"The legislature voted, that's not a dictatorship."
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=american_legionaries

"Hands off my spuds! Give me potato supremacy or give me death!"
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_grand_western_empire

"I am ready to die and become potato salad."
"We need to test the resilience of the earth apples. If they cannot hold up to charges of war crimes, government subversion and infliction of extra gas, nothing can." 
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=jutsa

"They're the nationalised version of Scrooge before the ghosts."
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_second_order_of_life
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Dummkopfen
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Posts: 25
Founded: Apr 12, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Dummkopfen » Tue Apr 19, 2022 7:55 pm

Fortunately, Rey rules over his empire
Trumps not a white supremacist cuz hes not white. Hes orange.
#stoporangehate #orangelivesmatter
"A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'."
"Hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Dummkopfenian Hungry Games."
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Teflon Technocracy
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Posts: 17
Founded: Apr 12, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teflon Technocracy » Tue Apr 19, 2022 7:56 pm

Dummkopfen wrote:Fortunately, Rey rules over his empire


How on earth is that fortunate?

Unfortunately the universe implodes.
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Warning: the spoiler's contents might be a bit long.
"The legislature voted, that's not a dictatorship."
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=american_legionaries

"Hands off my spuds! Give me potato supremacy or give me death!"
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_grand_western_empire

"I am ready to die and become potato salad."
"We need to test the resilience of the earth apples. If they cannot hold up to charges of war crimes, government subversion and infliction of extra gas, nothing can." 
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=jutsa

"They're the nationalised version of Scrooge before the ghosts."
—https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_second_order_of_life
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Union of Valley Socialist Republics
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Union of Valley Socialist Republics » Tue Apr 19, 2022 7:57 pm

Unfortunately, all Rey does is drink green milk.
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Tue Apr 19, 2022 11:44 pm

Teflon Technocracy wrote:
Dummkopfen wrote:Fortunately, Rey rules over his empire


How on earth is that fortunate?

Unfortunately the universe implodes.

Fortunately, a new universe is made and the soul of Bob/Robyert is transported to this universe.
✦Insulamia
Liberty, unity, peace
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The CubeLand
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Posts: 58
Founded: Oct 18, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The CubeLand » Wed Apr 20, 2022 4:10 am

Unfortunately, the planet they got transported to is inhabited by Hostile Giants.
I used to do pixel art, that explains my nation.

Why do i have to sign up for a website I’ll probably never use again? Like an image upscaler i used for my flag. Like i dont wanna see your stupid emails
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Chan Island
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Posts: 6824
Founded: Nov 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Chan Island » Wed Apr 20, 2022 4:31 am

Fortunately, the planet also had a friendly human community on it.
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=513597&p=39401766#p39401766
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.
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The Republic of Western Sol
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Libertarian Police State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Wed Apr 20, 2022 4:40 am

Unfortunately, they all get eaten by giants
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Apr 20, 2022 6:00 am

Fortunately, the universe resets
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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The Aquaria
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Posts: 1556
Founded: Dec 06, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Aquaria » Wed Apr 20, 2022 6:02 am

Free Ravensburg wrote:Fortunately, the universe resets

Unfortunately, it is done by Enrico Pucci.
Proletarii Mundi, Coniunge!
Aqua Central Television: For the avoidance of criminals' usage of hypercars to escape, the Federal Police Force announces cooperation with Tesla to buy customised Roadsters for patrol.  | The Upper House officially passed the Constitutional Amendment by Chancellor Alina Lotvall to extend the length of one term from 4 years back to 5 years, in effect since the next General Election in September. | Weaport: Laïkrina: 24-29°C Cloudy | Tanya: 31-34°C Sunny| Leÿsritt: 28-32°C Cloudy | Ylökoski: 23-27°C Sunny


Leftist, Marxist
Somewhat struggling to become not lazy.
The nation kinda 100% represents my ideology.
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Nation of Hanguk
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Posts: 94
Founded: Jun 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nation of Hanguk » Wed Apr 20, 2022 6:05 am

Fortunately, Pucci reset the universe in a way that there would be significantly less bloodshed after the appeal of Jojo and his teenage self.
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KINGDOM OF COREA | 대한제국
Kicking Manchu asses out in the 1700s, now the bastion of modernity, democracy, and prosperity in Asia today
Homepage | Overview | History | Politics | People | Outline | Political Views
| NATIONAL PRESS AGENCY | Wage hikes and start-up support top PM Koo’s 2023 goals :: More objectifying? Corean male beauty pageants defend underwear-wearing competitions :: Chaebol Hansung gives year-end bonuses of up to 52 month :: Anger over shooting of chimpanzees in Ulsan zoo escape
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The Republic of Western Sol
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Libertarian Police State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Thu Apr 21, 2022 1:09 am

Unfortunately, the main character stubs his toe

(Oh yeah, minor inconvenience time, baby!)
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Thu Apr 21, 2022 3:16 am

Fortunately, he hears a loud explosion and is no longer focused on the pain in his toe.
✦Insulamia
Liberty, unity, peace
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Isle of Westland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 128
Founded: Sep 17, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Isle of Westland » Thu Apr 21, 2022 3:23 am

Unfortunately the noise of the explosion perforated his ear drums and now he's deaf.
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Little England (in the Beer Garden)
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Nation of Hanguk
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Posts: 94
Founded: Jun 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nation of Hanguk » Thu Apr 21, 2022 3:44 am

Fortunately, Bob (the original protagonist of everything) immediately went to surgery for his ears to be fixed. It was a successful operation, and everyone is highly encouraged not to blow up an explosion near a person or any living being.
KINGDOM OF COREA | 대한제국
Kicking Manchu asses out in the 1700s, now the bastion of modernity, democracy, and prosperity in Asia today
Homepage | Overview | History | Politics | People | Outline | Political Views
| NATIONAL PRESS AGENCY | Wage hikes and start-up support top PM Koo’s 2023 goals :: More objectifying? Corean male beauty pageants defend underwear-wearing competitions :: Chaebol Hansung gives year-end bonuses of up to 52 month :: Anger over shooting of chimpanzees in Ulsan zoo escape
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Insulamia
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Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Thu Apr 21, 2022 4:10 am

Unfortunately, Bob died in page 6 from cancer.
✦Insulamia
Liberty, unity, peace
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Israel Land
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Posts: 95
Founded: Apr 18, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Israel Land » Thu Apr 21, 2022 6:13 am

Fortunately, Bob comes back from the dead.

His name is now John Doe, though.
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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Thu Apr 21, 2022 7:44 am

Unfortunately, John Doe accidentally heralded the zombie apocalypse when he came back to life.
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!
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