Say a random sentence

[Carl Wheezer Empire]

red robin rangers raid ruined rusty ruffian residences

[Aadhiris]

IT'S N-DAY'S EVE!!!

[Six Tribes of Natlan]

My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!

[Satreburg 2]

You know what that means, it’s bread time!

[Sveniland]

DESTROY RAISINS

[Tzertoria]

skibid dopdodpodp

it's another average morning for you, you've been up all night, browsing forums and extremist content
the bags under your eyes sagging like they're filled with weights.
the sounds from your computer screen drowning out the sound from outside your window.
your face is illuminated in the light of your computer screen, while the rest of your body is enveloped in the darkness of your bedroom.
you stand up from your creaky swivel chair and hobble to your window, a faint light shines through the blackout curtains.
you swing open the curtains and are smacked in the face with a blinding beam of light.
once your eyes adjust, you look around.
it's.. your street. you remember growing up here.
as you look around, time seems to stand still, the birds chirping, the palm fronds fluttering in the wind, it's.. beautiful.
you haven't seen the outside in quite some time..
it's.. better than you remember it.
all of a sudden, you get a feeling that everything isn't so bad.

[Beliras]

"Where did Fredbear and Springbonnie go?"
"Who are these new characters?"
In a situation where you are asked anything along these lines, here is what you say in reply:
Fredbear does not exist. Springbonnie does not exist. Nothing happened to anyone. He does not exist.
He does not exist.
He does not exist.
He does not exist.

[Satreburg 2]

Don’t nuke me, I am the owner of Maxwell.

[Sabutaka]

I declare this day to be national dandruff creation month

[Arelont]

What if I removed this screwdriver?

[Carl Wheezer Empire]

What you just say to me, kid? I'll have you know that I graduated top of the class in the Navy Seals Special Education Division and I'm trained in 300 different types of crayon eating. Don't mess with me, bud.

[Sveniland]

can i have your croissants?

[Panay Islands and Guimaras]

I hear voices in my head
I hear voices in my head
I hear voices in my head
I hear voices in my head
I hear voices in my head
I hear voices in my head

[Tzertoria]

its all ive ever knoooooown
sittin home n watchin interneeet videoooos
brunrurnrurnurr 9 years old n watchin gooore brunrurnurnrur guitarrt

[The Vangaurd Republic of Sobrack]

I told you!, horses are dangerous, what if they become sentient beings and shoot eye lasers!

[New Crywyzyxycynya]

The outbuildings are characterized by a distinct prevalence of central courtyards and boring roofs.

[Nerasian Empire]

Living so free is a tragedy
When you can't be what you wanna be

[Six Tribes of Natlan]

Wouldn't a dyspraxic Yoda put the sentences in the right order?

[The Vektensisles]

However, just two months after the election system was created, on April 23rd, 1853, Albrun Koen was shot at a restaurant in Vørstenner by Emil Sivadja, a Dnekhi terrorist.

[Experina]

I'm dumb and I eat gumdrops!
Ow!

[Kaldon]

I’m just gonna say it, Hillary Clinton is a smash.

[Perishna]

Cant even do s**t anymore. Cant even wirte with sumerian cuneiform

[Isla Byron]

say something funny your bunny goes boom

[Dusar f Krist]

Item #: SCP-XXXX "The Irradiated Veteran"

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a square cell of which would be 10 ft tall and of 10ft length and width. Inside SCP-XXXX's cell is to be a 5ft long mattress. SCP-XXXX is to be fed daily and given some injection medicine used to cure him of SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX's cell is to be cleaned every night, SCP-XXXX is also to be cleaned and bathed every night.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a 73-year-old Midwestern 5ft 8" white male of mixed French and Native American descent; he is often dirty, unkempt, and has a horrific mix of food, blood, and human excrement on his hands and face. He often acts animalistic-like and walks on all fours this is due to him being infected with SCP-XXXX-A, an extremely rare type of radiation poisoning that takes over SCP-XXXX's body, causing SCP-XXXX-A to control SCP-XXXX's thoughts, actions, and speech (which is usually rambling about his service in Vietnam, or growling.)

Information: SCP-XXXX was found in his home in Robbinsville, North Carolina, United States after a complaint about "howling noises" from his neighbors was issued, the local county sheriff checked it out and saw SCP-XXXX covered in SCP-XXXX's wife's blood and body tissue after SCP-XXXX mauled her to death. The local county sheriff had escaped sent out a report to the government to notify the foundation of the anomaly. On December 4, 2019, SCP-XXXX was captured by MTF and was put in a cell in a facility in the rugged Appalachian mountains

Testing Log 1: D-5605 was put in SCP-XXXX's cell, SCP-XXXX was slightly afraid of D-5605, but became friendlier when D-5605 showed him the sample of food. UPDATE: SCP-XXXX now demands attention and care from D-5605
Testing Log 2: D-333 was assigned to present an IQ Test to SCP-XXXX, however SCP-XXXX became hostile and chewed D-333's head off.
Testing Log 3: D-5605 and D-120377 were tasked to bathe SCP-XXXX. We realized that since SCP-XXXX was already close to D-5605, SCP-XXXX did not mind it. When D-120377 bathed SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX started to hiss and attempt to scratch D-120377

[Sveniland]

PERKELE!