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Nashiraa
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Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 27, 2018
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Nashiraa » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:20 pm

did you know that King Kamehameha III established the Honolulu Fire Department, which was the first fire department in the Hawaiian Islands and the only fire department in the United States established by a ruling monarch?

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New Harbourland
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Posts: 14
Founded: Dec 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby New Harbourland » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:22 pm

I’m going to eat a sandwich.
Long live New Harbourland!
Basically Australia but there’s a 20 years-long civil war lasting from 1940 to 1960 and eventually democratic socialists not only reunify the country, but they gain New Zealand and Papua New Guinea through “Democratic” ways.

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The African Emirates
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 153
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:26 pm

You stink.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Jinggangshan
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Jul 17, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Jinggangshan » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:12 pm

The Mighty Eurasia wrote:The east is red, the sun is rising.


Zhōngguo chu liao ge Máo Zedong, :clap:
中国共产党万岁!
Cives, floreat Europa
Opus magnum vocat vos
Stellae signa sunt in caelo
Aureae, quae iungant nos

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Jutsa
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5449
Founded: Dec 06, 2015
Anarchy

Postby Jutsa » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:12 pm

Why does this thread exist?
You're welcome to telegram me any questions you have of the game. Unless I've CTE'd (ceased to exist) - then you physically can't do that.

Helpful* Got Issues? Links (Not Pinned In Forum) *mostly: >Personal List of Issue Ideas | >List of Known Missing Issues/Options | >Sacara's Issue Database |
>Trotterdam's Policy Tracker with a secret | >Hidden Bonus Threads Directory | >Val's Bonus Stats | >Fauzjhia's Easter Egg Guide | >My Joke Drafts List | >Sherp's Author Rankings

Other Nifty Links: >NS Newcomers' Guide by Amerion | >NSindex | >IA's WA Proposal Office | >Major Discord Links | >TNP Card Query | >Trivia | >Cards Against NS | >Polls

"Remember, licking doorknobs is perfectly legal on other planets." - Ja Luıñaí

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Mexica Valley
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Posts: 11
Founded: Sep 27, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mexica Valley » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:13 pm

Grandma, please put the gun away (0-0)

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 3277
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:00 pm

Watashi wa tsune nii kokoro o heion o ne-gate ik-terun ningen toyukoto o setsumei-shite-iru no dai-yo.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Sony Marvel Movie, “Morbius,” to be Put Back in Theaters in July | Forest Fire Started in Northern Columbia Due to Reckless Fireworking | South Africa to Change National Flag / NAT:|Local Man Yells at Sky | Testing of EELOO-Class Rocket Begins | Tens of Thousands of Wireless Checking Systems Recalled Due to Faulty Coding
Puzzle
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 4:08/9:05 Jazz
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28786
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Auzkhia » Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:51 pm

Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir-là, ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir-là; réalisant mon espoir, je me lance vers la gloire.

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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1815
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:07 pm

Hail to the...... Commanders?!
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Scytharum
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby Scytharum » Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:57 pm

No, Jeffrey, there isn't a weed taco on the Taco Bell secret menu, and even if it was I wouldn't let you conceive of buying it.
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of! Scytharum has many vacation spots, protected civil liberties, a strong and capable military, and many opportunities! Get yourself some Scythaic cheese today and indulge in the cheddar capital of the world!

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Auzkhia
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Posts: 28786
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Auzkhia » Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:04 pm

Taco Bell is a brand that believes in Living Más… just by having the guts to be in this competition, you are all examples of the Live Más mentality.
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Kate Ice
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Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kate Ice » Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:10 pm

The Communist Bloc is a bunch of failures.
8)
:bow:

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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1815
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:12 pm

I wish I was high on potenuse.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 3277
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Feb 03, 2022 8:45 am

Kachi make ni koda wa-tari, atama o kakaeruyoo na torabuuruu to ka, yoru mo nemurenai to ita teki o tsukuranai
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Sony Marvel Movie, “Morbius,” to be Put Back in Theaters in July | Forest Fire Started in Northern Columbia Due to Reckless Fireworking | South Africa to Change National Flag / NAT:|Local Man Yells at Sky | Testing of EELOO-Class Rocket Begins | Tens of Thousands of Wireless Checking Systems Recalled Due to Faulty Coding
Puzzle
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 4:08/9:05 Jazz
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Scytharum
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby Scytharum » Thu Feb 03, 2022 10:35 am

Never gonna give you up.
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of! Scytharum has many vacation spots, protected civil liberties, a strong and capable military, and many opportunities! Get yourself some Scythaic cheese today and indulge in the cheddar capital of the world!

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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1815
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:32 am

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 3277
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:34 am

Toyuu no ga watashii no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sorega jibun no kofuku da to toyuukoto o shiteiru
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Sony Marvel Movie, “Morbius,” to be Put Back in Theaters in July | Forest Fire Started in Northern Columbia Due to Reckless Fireworking | South Africa to Change National Flag / NAT:|Local Man Yells at Sky | Testing of EELOO-Class Rocket Begins | Tens of Thousands of Wireless Checking Systems Recalled Due to Faulty Coding
Puzzle
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 4:08/9:05 Jazz
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28786
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Auzkhia » Sat Feb 05, 2022 8:41 pm

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres.

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Scytharum
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby Scytharum » Sun Feb 06, 2022 5:05 pm

Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of! Scytharum has many vacation spots, protected civil liberties, a strong and capable military, and many opportunities! Get yourself some Scythaic cheese today and indulge in the cheddar capital of the world!

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New Northwesteros
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Posts: 142
Founded: May 21, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby New Northwesteros » Sun Feb 06, 2022 5:10 pm

And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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The Two Tharses
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Dec 13, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Two Tharses » Sun Feb 06, 2022 5:14 pm

I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
"One day, very soon, this planet shall, from Olympus to Hellas, embrAce the Red of its name."

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Weekly Bulletin III
PEACE!!!
On Tuesday, the heads of the Amazonian, Noachian, and Arabian militaries met with the head of the Armed Forces of the Two Tharses, Elias Spitzer, and were able to finally come to an agreement on ending the 6 month long border conflict! The agreement is set to be formalized by the heads of state of the four nations Friday night. In exchange for removing troops from the Two Tharses' territory, and recognizing its legitimacy as an independent state, the Two Tharses has pledged to refrain from financially supporting socialist uprisings in any of the three nations. Foreign policy experts agree that this measure is unlikely to stop socialist foment.

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 3277
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Feb 07, 2022 4:26 am

Mo-tomo tatakatte da toshitemo, watashi wa dare ni mo makenn ga ne...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Sony Marvel Movie, “Morbius,” to be Put Back in Theaters in July | Forest Fire Started in Northern Columbia Due to Reckless Fireworking | South Africa to Change National Flag / NAT:|Local Man Yells at Sky | Testing of EELOO-Class Rocket Begins | Tens of Thousands of Wireless Checking Systems Recalled Due to Faulty Coding
Puzzle
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 4:08/9:05 Jazz
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Comoristaniat
Attaché
 
Posts: 76
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Comoristaniat » Mon Feb 07, 2022 4:33 am

The day they make peeing at 3 AM illegal, is the day I move to Syria.
This nation (to everyone's dismay) does represent my RL views.

Domestic News: Emperor Johannes I has died| The Nation's first FTL starship has been damaged by an asteroid and will stop by Moon Base 2 for repairs| An ancient Totem has been discovered outside of New Dresden| The Nation is officially defunct[] | International News: Relations between Comoristaniat and the Anglo-Saxon Kingdom of Bryten are improving| Austro-Bavaria has cut off diplomatic relations with North German Empire| The South Afrikan Republic has declared war on The Union of Somalia

Tier 8 Level 1 Type 5 .A 11.875 civilization, according to this index.

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Arpasia
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Posts: 1689
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arpasia » Mon Feb 07, 2022 4:34 am

Do me a favor and stay out of my life.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps Philippeaux: Operation Mill succeeds in retrieving stranded TAF Osage crew, soldiers report no hostile engagements. | Large oil slick belonging to unknown vessel spotted 204 km off Afrean shores. | Occidentian helicopter squadron reported missing near Papirstan-Arakistan border, Al-Muhahar suspected to be responsible. | Noirien Defense Force overthrows Black Coast government, military vehicles surround Port-Zaba.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.

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Scytharum
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby Scytharum » Mon Feb 07, 2022 8:53 pm

Poland can into space?
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of! Scytharum has many vacation spots, protected civil liberties, a strong and capable military, and many opportunities! Get yourself some Scythaic cheese today and indulge in the cheddar capital of the world!

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