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Unitarian Universalism
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Posts: 130
Founded: Jan 07, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Unitarian Universalism » Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:48 pm

Squirrels are being absorbed into fascism.
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Sweitchland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: May 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweitchland » Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:51 pm

Carbon Dioxide is an excuse for oxygen companies to bump up their prices on products
Sweitchland is a nation based on the Texan Coast with a superior hold on global economics and shit tons of everything, like enemies. Our timeline is set in the 2020s doomsday. We have average civil rights, large technological advancements, above-average economy, military supremacy, and an actual competent government.
everyone in the TET forum, Azurros, Meadowfields, NSAR


Quote of the Week: I’m back and you probably didn’t notice 8)
Great Russian War of 2022: The 5th Army Group has captured Mexicali and is moving to secure Baja California until they reach Cabo.
National Anthem: HOI4 Main Theme
2.80 USD = 1 Sweitchan' Baht
NS stats executed by 106mm Recoilless Rifle, don’t ask why
a very rare Thai-American
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Nue Cascadia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 180
Founded: Jan 27, 2022
Anarchy

Postby Nue Cascadia » Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:57 pm

Classic Glazed Donuts are superior to every form of donut. You cannot change my mind on this.
Great Cascadia, The Land That I Hold Dear!
The Beacon of Liberty across Nue America.
President Nathan Connors Welcomes you to The Great Pacific Northwest!
I don’t use NS Stats. Everything is dictated via the factbooks or told here.

CascadiaNow! BREAKING: As the “Day of endless cheer” raises 600,000 Cascades, Government announces the biggest present of all: CASCADIA HAS OFFICIALLY REPORTED NET ZERO CARBON EMISSIONS IN ITS ECONOMY! WE ARE OFFICIALLY CARBON NEUTRAL!| With the help of Charities and businesses, 64% of Cascadia's forests are now restored, announces Salem | The Pacifica Free Trade Agreement, an FTA between Cascadia, California and other Asian Nations, announces new members: Singapore and South Korea. Rumors speculate Malaysia and Thailand might join.
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Sulivannia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 946
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sulivannia » Sat Jul 02, 2022 11:27 am

I need to sleep now, baby!
The Federated United States of Sulivannia｜'Suli'｜21/8/1821
PM Grant Moulder｜A modern, democratic nation of 154 million in Feldare
 SBN｜M, 21/8/2023, W34｜✉｜Suli celebrates 202 years, f'works in cities!｜PM Moulder, Suli Day party in Volairen｜After S1FL-M R24, Wev̇erbi (P24, 59, +35) 1st, Bridhårt (P24, 55, +28)｜Alacri (R) severe drought, hi. fire risk｜☀｜Cončarden 28°/23° ⛆⛆｜Gramdel 28°/22° ⛆｜Ambrousia 30°/25° ☀｜Kaïrsund 25°/17° ☁ ☁｜Klaståre 34°/21° ☁｜Caronel 28°/25° ☀｜Māirevul 27°/18° ☁ ☁｜Nučrevate 31°/19° ⛆｜Caleira 31°/25° ☀｜Baṙicolté 31°/24° ☀｜Tumasborg 32°/23° ☀｜Volairen 30°/22° ☀｜Evarnolte 28°/21° ☁｜Wulmind 14°/12° ⛆｜OOC｜Classic F7 geek｜Sleep schedule late｜Slow at things, lazy on purpose｜Trying to find my soul & magic｜Couldn't be bothered with the sig gen'ator, warra mess｜797
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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Coliantia » Sat Jul 02, 2022 11:57 am

I hid the body of an innocent man at the coordinates 39.88 N 103.80 W at 9:24 PM on March 13, 2004.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url
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New San Andreas Republic
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Posts: 198
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:01 pm

What the fuck are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial!
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"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're fighting a costly, not at all drawn-out war against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program
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Sulivannia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 946
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sulivannia » Sat Jul 02, 2022 7:55 pm

You are D. B. Cooper! You're under arrest!
The Federated United States of Sulivannia｜'Suli'｜21/8/1821
PM Grant Moulder｜A modern, democratic nation of 154 million in Feldare
 SBN｜M, 21/8/2023, W34｜✉｜Suli celebrates 202 years, f'works in cities!｜PM Moulder, Suli Day party in Volairen｜After S1FL-M R24, Wev̇erbi (P24, 59, +35) 1st, Bridhårt (P24, 55, +28)｜Alacri (R) severe drought, hi. fire risk｜☀｜Cončarden 28°/23° ⛆⛆｜Gramdel 28°/22° ⛆｜Ambrousia 30°/25° ☀｜Kaïrsund 25°/17° ☁ ☁｜Klaståre 34°/21° ☁｜Caronel 28°/25° ☀｜Māirevul 27°/18° ☁ ☁｜Nučrevate 31°/19° ⛆｜Caleira 31°/25° ☀｜Baṙicolté 31°/24° ☀｜Tumasborg 32°/23° ☀｜Volairen 30°/22° ☀｜Evarnolte 28°/21° ☁｜Wulmind 14°/12° ⛆｜OOC｜Classic F7 geek｜Sleep schedule late｜Slow at things, lazy on purpose｜Trying to find my soul & magic｜Couldn't be bothered with the sig gen'ator, warra mess｜797
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New Northwesteros
Envoy
 
Posts: 226
Founded: May 21, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby New Northwesteros » Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:32 pm

I AM CORNHOLIO!
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Jabberwocky
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1124
Founded: Nov 02, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Jabberwocky » Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:39 pm

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gambol in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe.
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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Coliantia » Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:53 pm

They're coming.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url
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Ximea
Senator
 
Posts: 4797
Founded: May 28, 2004
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ximea » Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:05 pm

All flesh must be eaten.
"The twentieth century showed us the evil face of physics. This century will show us the evil face of biology. This will be humanity's last century." - A.X.L. Pendergast
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New San Andreas Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 198
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:00 am

"What kind of fuckin' animal do ya take me for? No, I didn't kill him!"...

BUT I DID KIDNAP HIS WIFE
"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're fighting a costly, not at all drawn-out war against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program
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Sulivannia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 946
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sulivannia » Fri Jul 08, 2022 8:01 am

Oh, crap, it's 1 am.
The Federated United States of Sulivannia｜'Suli'｜21/8/1821
PM Grant Moulder｜A modern, democratic nation of 154 million in Feldare
 SBN｜M, 21/8/2023, W34｜✉｜Suli celebrates 202 years, f'works in cities!｜PM Moulder, Suli Day party in Volairen｜After S1FL-M R24, Wev̇erbi (P24, 59, +35) 1st, Bridhårt (P24, 55, +28)｜Alacri (R) severe drought, hi. fire risk｜☀｜Cončarden 28°/23° ⛆⛆｜Gramdel 28°/22° ⛆｜Ambrousia 30°/25° ☀｜Kaïrsund 25°/17° ☁ ☁｜Klaståre 34°/21° ☁｜Caronel 28°/25° ☀｜Māirevul 27°/18° ☁ ☁｜Nučrevate 31°/19° ⛆｜Caleira 31°/25° ☀｜Baṙicolté 31°/24° ☀｜Tumasborg 32°/23° ☀｜Volairen 30°/22° ☀｜Evarnolte 28°/21° ☁｜Wulmind 14°/12° ⛆｜OOC｜Classic F7 geek｜Sleep schedule late｜Slow at things, lazy on purpose｜Trying to find my soul & magic｜Couldn't be bothered with the sig gen'ator, warra mess｜797
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Fri Jul 08, 2022 8:03 am

Holy smokes, folks! 640 posts!! Can you believe it?
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Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Junatia
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Posts: 88
Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Junatia » Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:23 am

that feeling when you make accidental backrooms reference
rlw dam pmbemmr zaol f, s mlnabjog dyjvlrd eezws
News: Vegans kept protesting so i supported equality by legalizing cannibalism #EqualityForEverybody
All Policies except Military Conscription, No Prison are canon
pronounce: d͡ʒuːneɪʃɑ
Junatia mostly represents my rl views
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The Cocon Reservation
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 118
Founded: Jul 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Cocon Reservation » Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:25 am

I eat soap, and I’m proud of it.
Minister of Diplomatic Affairs for Miskhartia.

Ifreann wrote:Best of luck to the English on throwing off the yoke of the English.
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Sulivannia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 946
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sulivannia » Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:47 am

Sigma pride!
The Federated United States of Sulivannia｜'Suli'｜21/8/1821
PM Grant Moulder｜A modern, democratic nation of 154 million in Feldare
 SBN｜M, 21/8/2023, W34｜✉｜Suli celebrates 202 years, f'works in cities!｜PM Moulder, Suli Day party in Volairen｜After S1FL-M R24, Wev̇erbi (P24, 59, +35) 1st, Bridhårt (P24, 55, +28)｜Alacri (R) severe drought, hi. fire risk｜☀｜Cončarden 28°/23° ⛆⛆｜Gramdel 28°/22° ⛆｜Ambrousia 30°/25° ☀｜Kaïrsund 25°/17° ☁ ☁｜Klaståre 34°/21° ☁｜Caronel 28°/25° ☀｜Māirevul 27°/18° ☁ ☁｜Nučrevate 31°/19° ⛆｜Caleira 31°/25° ☀｜Baṙicolté 31°/24° ☀｜Tumasborg 32°/23° ☀｜Volairen 30°/22° ☀｜Evarnolte 28°/21° ☁｜Wulmind 14°/12° ⛆｜OOC｜Classic F7 geek｜Sleep schedule late｜Slow at things, lazy on purpose｜Trying to find my soul & magic｜Couldn't be bothered with the sig gen'ator, warra mess｜797
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Communist Beijing Must be China
Envoy
 
Posts: 293
Founded: May 16, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Communist Beijing Must be China » Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:48 am

Eat it all, you lazy idiot!
Communist Beijing Must be China
puppet of Tranquilizer-O7

current speaker of Vibonia, former vice president of Vibonia, sr rper
FOCUS w
roblox speedrunner, i mainly sift on discord now
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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Coliantia » Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:34 am

Check your phones, people, because I may nibble on them later, hehehehehehehehe.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url
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Glengo Island
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Posts: 78
Founded: Feb 06, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Glengo Island » Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:02 am

I need you to set your hair on fire for an art project
What if some ancient Filipina got really, really religious about the ocean?
What if there was a sizeable island between Taiwan and Luzon?
What if both of these generated bizarre and frankly random butterfly effects?

All of these and more are revealed on Glengo Island... ~+~~+~~+~
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Azurros
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 09, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Azurros » Sun Jul 10, 2022 10:40 am

"Hello IHOP, do you have pancakes?
What do you mean you don't have pancakes?
IT'S IN YOUR RESTAURANT'S NAME!"
All NS Stats are canon.

Oh, and I guess you can make up anything else about this nation, like geography and such, based on your own imagination. I don't really plan on writing lore on this nation, at least for now.
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Sulivannia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 946
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sulivannia » Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:50 pm

Banter FC!
The Federated United States of Sulivannia｜'Suli'｜21/8/1821
PM Grant Moulder｜A modern, democratic nation of 154 million in Feldare
 SBN｜M, 21/8/2023, W34｜✉｜Suli celebrates 202 years, f'works in cities!｜PM Moulder, Suli Day party in Volairen｜After S1FL-M R24, Wev̇erbi (P24, 59, +35) 1st, Bridhårt (P24, 55, +28)｜Alacri (R) severe drought, hi. fire risk｜☀｜Cončarden 28°/23° ⛆⛆｜Gramdel 28°/22° ⛆｜Ambrousia 30°/25° ☀｜Kaïrsund 25°/17° ☁ ☁｜Klaståre 34°/21° ☁｜Caronel 28°/25° ☀｜Māirevul 27°/18° ☁ ☁｜Nučrevate 31°/19° ⛆｜Caleira 31°/25° ☀｜Baṙicolté 31°/24° ☀｜Tumasborg 32°/23° ☀｜Volairen 30°/22° ☀｜Evarnolte 28°/21° ☁｜Wulmind 14°/12° ⛆｜OOC｜Classic F7 geek｜Sleep schedule late｜Slow at things, lazy on purpose｜Trying to find my soul & magic｜Couldn't be bothered with the sig gen'ator, warra mess｜797
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Altmelia
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Posts: 82
Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Altmelia » Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:52 pm

Waffles are superior
NS stats are canon, except for the population, which is 329,748,284
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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Coliantia » Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:53 pm

Hamsters die in the weirdest ways possible. For example, this one time, I stuck a hamster up my a-
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url
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Criminalio
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Jun 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Criminalio » Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:54 pm

Here we see the lion in it's natural habitat.
Criminalio NOW! - Beach Rodriguez reopens for the first time since its closure during the Criminali Civil War
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