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Kyldellian Halon
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Jul 06, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kyldellian Halon » Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:18 am

Communism is a lie.
You can not stop us all, for we are many.
Kyldellian Laws|Kyldellian Political Parties

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Singaporen Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 552
Founded: Oct 29, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Singaporen Empire » Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:03 am

This sentence is stupid, or is it?
Singaporean ( duh )
BFDI Fan
Countryball lover
he/him
CLOSED TIL JUNE 2024
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1841807
Singaporen Empire :D
Founded: OCT 29 2022
Youtube
Hi. I am Singaporen Empire. I draw countryball art and you can use them for any sort of project thing! To do that just TG me. Sadly, most nations know me as Singaporen Empire, so I can't change this name... See you around... :P

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Southwest Jebenica
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Mar 27, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southwest Jebenica » Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:06 am

I'm sleepy.

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Fireylandus socialist republic
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 28, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Fireylandus socialist republic » Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:10 am

I am happy

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Statesburg
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 457
Founded: May 11, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Statesburg » Thu Mar 28, 2024 3:43 pm

Hail chaos!
Statesburg™: DisagreementDefamation. And I’m not from Spokane.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff or if you want a countryball. For now, I’m a wee bit inactive forumside. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British, even by myself. I hit 100 before Canada Day!
Bassoons™ eaten: 14095
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case hailing from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Toy hammer production up 84% since 2023 // Dropkick Murphys visit Statesburg // Head Comrade O’Cannon launched from a cannon // Statesburg gains recognition by Cuba // Help me, I can’t write

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Dairasam
Envoy
 
Posts: 303
Founded: Jun 14, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Dairasam » Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:18 pm

3.09965156794425 is a number created in an attempt to estimate π.
THE FEDERATION OF DAIRASAM
A Filipino-Taiwanese spy who decided to ruin his life with politics
Alright, i'll try to be more active this time.
NS stats and policies ain't canon.
Sadly, I'll be retiring the News board, it just started feeling like a chore for me to do (aka im lazy).

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Andowood
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Jun 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Andowood » Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:02 pm

Wake up this morning feeling right

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Assassins BrotherHoodd
Minister
 
Posts: 3066
Founded: Feb 05, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Assassins BrotherHoodd » Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:14 pm

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.“
“Good soldiers always follow orders.”-Average GAR clone trooper.”that will make another, fine addition to my collection.”-General Grievous.
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.“-Sheev Palpatine.
March song.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")this is mr bunny:3
“The time has come Execute Order 66.”-Sheev Palpatine.
Tactical NUKE INCOMING-Modern Warfare 2 2009.
Proud member of the ASP,CSL,KTO,interCOM,TDC,IMPERIAL PACT! TCFEF and ANTISOC
Proud observer of the ISD
NS stats are not cannon.
─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻This is mr gun:3
“Hah! You thought I wouldn’t be back, to take your knee caps? You thought wrong! Time to take those caps.” -charges up knee caps stealer.-

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Andowood
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Jun 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Andowood » Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:18 pm

smile and choke. My well is broke.

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Kreigsreich of Iron
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1228
Founded: Jul 11, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kreigsreich of Iron » Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:21 pm

Why do I not go to sleep?
NS Stats are canon, except for Capitalism, Slavery, and WA membership. FT robot « edgy hyperdictarship »
According to this index, a .5 class civilisation
Archconservative French imperialist struggling with a NSG addiction.
« Nil inultum remanebit »
I reserve the right to/still me for any reason whatsoever.
Pronouns are he/him/his.

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Experina
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 181
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:34 pm

I'm mentally, physically and spiritually insane!
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol

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Faewyn
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Mar 28, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Faewyn » Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:40 pm

Ew, gross.
I don't know what should be in my signature


They're not canon, I'll try to make them canon but 90% of the time, it's mostly not canon.

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Statesburg
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 457
Founded: May 11, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Statesburg » Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:55 am

This is the first thread I ever posted in.
Statesburg™: DisagreementDefamation. And I’m not from Spokane.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff or if you want a countryball. For now, I’m a wee bit inactive forumside. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British, even by myself. I hit 100 before Canada Day!
Bassoons™ eaten: 14095
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case hailing from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Toy hammer production up 84% since 2023 // Dropkick Murphys visit Statesburg // Head Comrade O’Cannon launched from a cannon // Statesburg gains recognition by Cuba // Help me, I can’t write

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Lagene
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 170
Founded: Dec 31, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Lagene » Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:10 am

Hello
Hello from Lagene, a beautiful European nation that is known for its kindness and inclusivity.
Nationstates Stats were sucked into a black hole
Tier 9 Type 5 Class 1.4 according to This Index
My Political Views
NS Stats were retrieved from a black hole and are canon
A European home office member
He/Him
Nationstates stats were put in jail
A part of the NFED
And the The Coalition for Enduring Freedom Assembly
Nationstates Stats were Bailed out of jail and are canon.

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Assassins BrotherHoodd
Minister
 
Posts: 3066
Founded: Feb 05, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Assassins BrotherHoodd » Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:20 pm

TG Oceanic Territory wrote:*** i have mod powers now yippee >:3 ***


What? I was just scrolling, and saw this . No you don’t bud, since when do you?

/skip me
“Good soldiers always follow orders.”-Average GAR clone trooper.”that will make another, fine addition to my collection.”-General Grievous.
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.“-Sheev Palpatine.
March song.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")this is mr bunny:3
“The time has come Execute Order 66.”-Sheev Palpatine.
Tactical NUKE INCOMING-Modern Warfare 2 2009.
Proud member of the ASP,CSL,KTO,interCOM,TDC,IMPERIAL PACT! TCFEF and ANTISOC
Proud observer of the ISD
NS stats are not cannon.
─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻This is mr gun:3
“Hah! You thought I wouldn’t be back, to take your knee caps? You thought wrong! Time to take those caps.” -charges up knee caps stealer.-

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Assassins BrotherHoodd
Minister
 
Posts: 3066
Founded: Feb 05, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Assassins BrotherHoodd » Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:07 pm

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.”
“Good soldiers always follow orders.”-Average GAR clone trooper.”that will make another, fine addition to my collection.”-General Grievous.
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.“-Sheev Palpatine.
March song.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")this is mr bunny:3
“The time has come Execute Order 66.”-Sheev Palpatine.
Tactical NUKE INCOMING-Modern Warfare 2 2009.
Proud member of the ASP,CSL,KTO,interCOM,TDC,IMPERIAL PACT! TCFEF and ANTISOC
Proud observer of the ISD
NS stats are not cannon.
─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻This is mr gun:3
“Hah! You thought I wouldn’t be back, to take your knee caps? You thought wrong! Time to take those caps.” -charges up knee caps stealer.-

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Statesburg
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 457
Founded: May 11, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Statesburg » Fri Mar 29, 2024 6:14 pm

Sometimes you just get tired of persecution complexes.
Statesburg™: DisagreementDefamation. And I’m not from Spokane.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff or if you want a countryball. For now, I’m a wee bit inactive forumside. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British, even by myself. I hit 100 before Canada Day!
Bassoons™ eaten: 14095
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case hailing from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Toy hammer production up 84% since 2023 // Dropkick Murphys visit Statesburg // Head Comrade O’Cannon launched from a cannon // Statesburg gains recognition by Cuba // Help me, I can’t write

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Israel and the Sinai
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Dec 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Israel and the Sinai » Fri Mar 29, 2024 6:19 pm

AN is a British individual.
Israel and the Sinai
I love making jachnun

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Ravemath
Attaché
 
Posts: 85
Founded: Mar 09, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Ravemath » Fri Mar 29, 2024 6:20 pm

My ex-boyfriend and the class nerd logged on to Fortnite today at 7pm today, and the class nerd is a Muslim, so he drank a chug jug. My ex-boyfriend was griddying on the lacrosse field.
The United States of Ravemath
"NO ROMAN NUMERALS!"

Die Vereinigte Staaten von Ravemath
"KEINE RÖMISCHE ZAHLEN!"

[Mathematical Dragons]
[Mathematische Drachen]
Stats are generally canon

{THE RAVEMATH TIMES}
~Internet and international interactions resumed. Great National Gallery of Ravemath burnt down, yet paintings rumored to be salvaged by [anonymous]. National Historical Museum artifacts left in humid room, causing them to rot.~

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Statesburg
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 457
Founded: May 11, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Statesburg » Fri Mar 29, 2024 8:50 pm

Do the propaganda!
Statesburg™: DisagreementDefamation. And I’m not from Spokane.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff or if you want a countryball. For now, I’m a wee bit inactive forumside. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British, even by myself. I hit 100 before Canada Day!
Bassoons™ eaten: 14095
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case hailing from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Toy hammer production up 84% since 2023 // Dropkick Murphys visit Statesburg // Head Comrade O’Cannon launched from a cannon // Statesburg gains recognition by Cuba // Help me, I can’t write

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Unogonduria
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1555
Founded: Jan 07, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Unogonduria » Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:43 am

A man fights for the booty, fights, fights, fights!
I love Jesus.
May the memory of the New Texas Republic live on.

Hello everybody. I am Unogonduria. Ooga Booga? No. Boolgar Oolgar.

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Inner Albania
Diplomat
 
Posts: 938
Founded: Jul 21, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Inner Albania » Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:55 am

I don't have mod powers.
A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@pabblo1 Proud member of the South Pacific

My time on NS may be limited.

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Varsemia
Attaché
 
Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 24, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Varsemia » Sat Mar 30, 2024 8:11 am

Sire, the penguins have armed themselves and the geese refuse to work.
Welcome to Varsemia. We have nice beaches.
Small island nation that recently came out of isolation, in a world with slightly more advanced tech than the modern era.

Circles are the best shape and blue is the best colour.
Spring/Autumn > Summer/Winter.
Spiders are cute.

Island Supremacy!

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Statesburg
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 457
Founded: May 11, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Statesburg » Sat Mar 30, 2024 8:18 am

What kind of country has compulsory Oregon harvesting?
Statesburg™: DisagreementDefamation. And I’m not from Spokane.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff or if you want a countryball. For now, I’m a wee bit inactive forumside. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British, even by myself. I hit 100 before Canada Day!
Bassoons™ eaten: 14095
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case hailing from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Toy hammer production up 84% since 2023 // Dropkick Murphys visit Statesburg // Head Comrade O’Cannon launched from a cannon // Statesburg gains recognition by Cuba // Help me, I can’t write

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Fahran
Forum Moderator
 
Posts: 22562
Founded: Nov 13, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Fahran » Sat Mar 30, 2024 10:12 am

UWU rupatupo wrote:do i get a treat if we do it doggie style?

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