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Statesburg
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Posts: 1600
Founded: May 11, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Statesburg » Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:22 am

Kaliningrad belongs to Albania.
Statesburg™ (he/they): Disagreement ≠ Defamation. No true Scotsman uses logical fallacies. Enjoy.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff, unless you’re bigoted. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British. This bit of sig is dedicated to the superbone.
Bassoons™ eaten: 17855
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Statesburg reaches record levels of gay // 139 trombonists gather in Citystadt, not one has slide oil // Statesburg denies the capitalists their pineapples  // Help me, I can’t write
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SOUNDTRAP
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Nov 14, 2021
Ex-Nation

Say a random sentence

Postby SOUNDTRAP » Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:04 am

Did you know? "No, I didn't"
Uranium is used for nukes
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Exwhylia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 05, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Exwhylia » Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:17 am

There are many things I don't understand, one of them is how does the multiverse exist in cotton candy spirals.
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Reshiram Enthusiasts
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 16, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Reshiram Enthusiasts » Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:24 am

Flex Tape's powerful adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks!
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Sector 18
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sector 18 » Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:06 pm

An hour in the whirly-tumble helps with the skin, my uncle assures me.
Post-Apocalyptic Dystopian Underground Russian Bunker Society
(Nation not involved with the Hunger Games series.)
NS Stats and Policies are mostly not cannon, working on a Factbook to state what is and isn't cannon.
This nation does not reflect my political or personal views
S18 News: COD states Religious Outburt cases are up 12%, says hidden group is infecting others.|SEDU: Today's Lesson: Why Sector 18 is the best and only place to live in.|TrueSectorians: Sectorian finished his quota 2 days early, gains 5 deluxe ration cards.|Entertainment Network: 'The Adventures of Роча and his Phoenix' has released 10 new episodes.|SecWork: New Reactor Position is open, refer to COL for more info.
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Pax Canadiana
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Sep 07, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pax Canadiana » Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:09 pm

Spam is what I eat.
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The Machine Regime
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Apr 07, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Machine Regime » Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:14 pm

They had to take me off the front lines because what I'd do to the poor Jerry's could only be described as Warcrimearrific
The Grand Intelligence

─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤

Some advice from a random guy on the internet:

Don't let people pressure you into something irreversible.
You are perfect just the way you were made.
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Kyuabar
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Mar 21, 2024
Ex-Nation

oh noes, what have i done…

Postby Kyuabar » Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:44 pm

First thought: YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW HOW TO NEGATE SOMEONE’S PENIS.

Second thought: THE WORLD IS ON F**KING FIRE YOU B*TCH!

Third thought: HOW THE F**K DID YOU SUMMON DONALD J. TRUMP IN YOUR BED, YOU ARE SUCH A SICK F**K.

Fourth thought: PENIS IS NOT THE SAME AS PANTS, WHAT THE F**CK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY JEANS.

Final thought: Pikachu is gonna hold you hostage until you give him cheese.

Oh **** :rofl:
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Wisteria and Surrounding Territories
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Posts: 283
Founded: Jan 19, 2024
Corporate Bordello

Postby Wisteria and Surrounding Territories » Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:48 pm

What is this eyesore above me?
Headlines: Wisteria declares war on Meuwland and Logenix! || Заголовки: Вистерия объявляет войну Мейланду и Логениксу!
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0rganization
Envoy
 
Posts: 238
Founded: Mar 28, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby 0rganization » Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:52 pm

oh wow what a great offer. how about instead i shuffle the functions of every hole on your face
Official name is The Organization
Currently "Writing" for Lore: Downfall of the Order of Sages, Future of Lucasia, Battle of Balmorra, Battle of Devaron, Alexander being inducted into the Organization, Family Time with Nyx, and unofficial crossovers with an alien and predator and terminator
This is Free Ravensburg's New Account | Will get to lore in about a 7 month when you ask me | Used to be a borb that lived in the F7 servers, but now a dragon living inside your walls after fighting a spider in the server room | NSStats still accused of treason to the Republic | TG me if you want AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times and Radio LLC (old nation's sig news) | Currently waiting on TET Analog Horror
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Wisteria and Surrounding Territories
Envoy
 
Posts: 283
Founded: Jan 19, 2024
Corporate Bordello

Postby Wisteria and Surrounding Territories » Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:53 pm

Is that... a Gravity Falls reference?!
Headlines: Wisteria declares war on Meuwland and Logenix! || Заголовки: Вистерия объявляет войну Мейланду и Логениксу!
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Statesburg
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1600
Founded: May 11, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Statesburg » Tue Apr 09, 2024 3:05 pm

Grappling hook!
Statesburg™ (he/they): Disagreement ≠ Defamation. No true Scotsman uses logical fallacies. Enjoy.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff, unless you’re bigoted. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British. This bit of sig is dedicated to the superbone.
Bassoons™ eaten: 17855
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Statesburg reaches record levels of gay // 139 trombonists gather in Citystadt, not one has slide oil // Statesburg denies the capitalists their pineapples  // Help me, I can’t write
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Exwhylia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 05, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Exwhylia » Tue Apr 09, 2024 3:10 pm

0rganization wrote:oh wow what a great offer. how about instead i shuffle the functions of every hole on your face

Oh, no, the Face Shuffler! Whatever shall I do about that?!
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Nyoskova
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 481
Founded: Feb 05, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nyoskova » Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:44 pm

Me looking into the dimension where I get issues on NationStates that I actually care about
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I stand with all flora and fauna who are victims of recklessness, especially of war and the destruction it brings.
Stats ≠ Canon ⩅ I appreciate all posts regardless of effort. Feel free to skip me or post right after I respond to you! ⩅ I’m bi and genderfluid. I accept all pronouns. Don’t worry about unintentionally offending me. ⩅ I don’t know how smart or wrong I am. I’m flawed as hell. ⩅ I find gender roles redundant. ⩅ I like nature, sketching, planting, winter, Moomin, Monty Python, yaelokre, Totoro, Mononoke-hime, and Kaze no Tani no Naushika. ⩅ Bring balance, not ecofascism ❦
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Daphomir
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Posts: 1001
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:47 pm

A communist deserves only one right: the right to legally end their own life.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 3
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for classification and corruption stats
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Statesburg
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1600
Founded: May 11, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Statesburg » Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:48 pm

Who sank New Zealand?
Statesburg™ (he/they): Disagreement ≠ Defamation. No true Scotsman uses logical fallacies. Enjoy.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff, unless you’re bigoted. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British. This bit of sig is dedicated to the superbone.
Bassoons™ eaten: 17855
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Statesburg reaches record levels of gay // 139 trombonists gather in Citystadt, not one has slide oil // Statesburg denies the capitalists their pineapples  // Help me, I can’t write
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0rganization
Envoy
 
Posts: 238
Founded: Mar 28, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby 0rganization » Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:49 pm

New Zealanders, in the lore of Team Fortress, sank New Zealand
Official name is The Organization
Currently "Writing" for Lore: Downfall of the Order of Sages, Future of Lucasia, Battle of Balmorra, Battle of Devaron, Alexander being inducted into the Organization, Family Time with Nyx, and unofficial crossovers with an alien and predator and terminator
This is Free Ravensburg's New Account | Will get to lore in about a 7 month when you ask me | Used to be a borb that lived in the F7 servers, but now a dragon living inside your walls after fighting a spider in the server room | NSStats still accused of treason to the Republic | TG me if you want AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times and Radio LLC (old nation's sig news) | Currently waiting on TET Analog Horror
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Nyoskova
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 481
Founded: Feb 05, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nyoskova » Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:09 pm

Mao Zedong freaking dies
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I stand with all flora and fauna who are victims of recklessness, especially of war and the destruction it brings.
Stats ≠ Canon ⩅ I appreciate all posts regardless of effort. Feel free to skip me or post right after I respond to you! ⩅ I’m bi and genderfluid. I accept all pronouns. Don’t worry about unintentionally offending me. ⩅ I don’t know how smart or wrong I am. I’m flawed as hell. ⩅ I find gender roles redundant. ⩅ I like nature, sketching, planting, winter, Moomin, Monty Python, yaelokre, Totoro, Mononoke-hime, and Kaze no Tani no Naushika. ⩅ Bring balance, not ecofascism ❦
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Infernias
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 03, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Infernias » Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:11 pm

I nuked North Korea
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Statesburg
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1600
Founded: May 11, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Statesburg » Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:49 pm

Infernias wrote:I nuked North Korea

In Soviet Russia, North Korea nuked you.
Statesburg™ (he/they): Disagreement ≠ Defamation. No true Scotsman uses logical fallacies. Enjoy.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff, unless you’re bigoted. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British. This bit of sig is dedicated to the superbone.
Bassoons™ eaten: 17855
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Statesburg reaches record levels of gay // 139 trombonists gather in Citystadt, not one has slide oil // Statesburg denies the capitalists their pineapples  // Help me, I can’t write
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Khoikhoia
Envoy
 
Posts: 252
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:53 am

No, I think it was in W.
I'm probably moving to Kingdom of Saint Paul
Orgulhoso Tricolor - Overview - Portal to the KhoiVerse (Globus) - Civil War - Stats not canon
☀️ International Reporting - -R--T--A- News || Anglian President Ken Clarke personally intervenes to prevent Louisianais retail giant Monteverde's known union busting practices as workers in St Osburga narrwoly approve unionising ─ Monteverde to recognise first Anglian trade union | Shootout between moderate and radical Louisianais Liberal Party members at presidential candidate Douglas Vichelin's rally leaves 3 dead after moderate Nicole Richelieu selected as his running mate ─ violence condemned by those of all ideologies | Barricades formed around Greater Praia and Cabo in the Khoikhois Civil War
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Lehpuhrta
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby Lehpuhrta » Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:26 am

What, you egg! [Stabs him.]
Daughter nation of The Unified Provinces of Rhanukhan, originally created during the course of roleplay events back in 2008. The accounts relating to it in Rhanukhan's own factbooks are deliberately vague as the people of Rhanukhan are unaware of many details regarding the island. As such I've established it as a separate nation in order to provide greater insight through its own factbooks.
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Unified Communist Councils
Envoy
 
Posts: 305
Founded: Jul 22, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Unified Communist Councils » Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:55 am

But are Ukrainians using Abrams Tanks Wrong?
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀〖⠀E.A.U | 统一的人民公社⠀〗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀「1 PAE, first year of the Yan Calender, when our dearest Archon rescued a dying world.」⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
OVERVIEW | MILITARY | ANTHEM OF THE ALL-UNION | EMBASSY
☭ 【Seonjeon TV:】『Erudia Achieves New Space Milestone with Successful Launch of 'Unity Star' Satellite!』| 『Renowned Artist Kim Minji Unveils Stunning Exhibition at Erudian National Gallery!』|『Unity and Solidarity Prevail: Erudia Celebrates 57th Anniversary of All-Union Formation』|『Cybersecurity Breach Exposes Sensitive State Secrets: General Secretary Yevgeny Novikov Blames Foreign Hackers!』
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Singaporen Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 29, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Singaporen Empire » Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:58 am

Darn it, missed the 5400th post, gotta get em next time.
Singaporean ( duh )
BFDI Fan
Countryball lover
he/him
CLOSED INDEFINITELY
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1841807
Singaporen Empire :D
Founded: OCT 29 2022
Hi. I am Singaporen Empire. I draw countryball art and you can use them for any sort of project thing! To do that just TG me. Sadly, most nations know me as Singaporen Empire, so I can't change this name... See you around... :P
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Exwhylia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 05, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Exwhylia » Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:25 am

Hey, human soda; I'm gonna drink it like a person!
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