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Allinburg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 567
Founded: Feb 13, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Allinburg » Sat May 14, 2022 9:12 am

Soveiniesberg wrote:"blithering degenerate"

Me too!

m8 you said it again, get another line
/skip
Liberty・Civility・Unity
ICWIPMain DispatchLatest NewsNS-Statsどこ?
OOC ‣ he/they・blithering degeneratecurrent moodmore

The struggle of man against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting ~Milan Kundera
To paraphrase a friend: Not a Filipino but a man born in this turd of a country
In America you factcheck lies, while in Dakilang Pilipinas lies factcheck you

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Knyghtelawe
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: May 09, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Knyghtelawe » Sat May 14, 2022 11:24 am

THE EDUCATION CARTEL IS AFTER ME

*another brick in the wall starts playing*
The Forma Hundteontig of Knyghtelawe
A small, forested, secular, libertarian market socialist, Germanic nation in NW Europe with a quasi-accelerationist foreign policy and a population of around 600,000, mostly in the capital Cofatreow, and consisting of the regions of Bomelau in the north, Stanlei in the west, and Meretone in the east.
Proud to be the IRL home of the CCRU and world's first eVTOL vertiport!

Human with green dreadlocks walks into a bar.
Satan is the good guy. Shame he doesn't exist.
The world is a total fucc. Let's destroy it!
If you don't agree with me then have an absolutely miserable day :)

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Continental Free States
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Continental Free States » Sat May 14, 2022 12:03 pm

The Forma Hundteontig of Knyghtelawe

The [...] Hundred of Knightlaw?
United States of AmericaLet us live to make men free
Been thinking about reviving the old Fallout 4 puppet tbh but like this time as an anthology thing with stories idk.
Washington Post: Chinese-American starts shooting at a Formosan Presbyterian church in Strandmere Woods, California leaves 1 dead, 5 injured. Motive reportedly was Formosa not joining China against Japan during the recent Independence War. | British bombing campaign in Turkey ends after 21 days, HMS King Albert II returns to base in Malta. | Explosion at a primary school and a store in Lethbridge, Nigeria kills nine. | India to ban all wheat exports as ongoing heatwave has caused yields to be lower than expected. Exceptions may be made 'to the starving and the needy', local princely states amend federal decision.

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Mammoth city
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 190
Founded: Apr 05, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Mammoth city » Sat May 14, 2022 12:08 pm

Continental Free States wrote:The Forma Hundteontig of Knyghtelawe

The [...] Hundred of Knightlaw?

America
Signed: President Mark Vilono
Proud founder of ITOFN and member of ULIBOR and GCN

Middle schooler, south central USA, he/him, straight, centrist conservative

Link for more about me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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Black Raven Movement
Envoy
 
Posts: 254
Founded: Apr 28, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Black Raven Movement » Sat May 14, 2022 12:18 pm

Middle schooler, south central USA


Going to high-school, but:
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A Ukrainian political organization that is hellbent on creating a fanatical fascist pan-Slavic Empire, to forge a new order of paganism, fatherland, and valor on the fragmented European continent. However, as the German Civil War drags on, and as the Orchesterstaat gains more power, and to the West, the Americans, now under a militaristic libertarian/radical centrist federation begin to clamp down on extremists worldwide, how shall we survive to accomplish our goals?

LIBERATE HONG KONG

Pessimistic male, glowie profiteer, unreliable spine, metalhead, Blut Aus Nord enjoyer.
Straight Mexican-American right-libertarian.
Underrated as fuck.

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Karazicu
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Posts: 72
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat May 14, 2022 12:20 pm

Pessimistic male, glowie profiteer, unreliable spine, metalhead, Blut Aus Nord enjoyer.

wow
THE ARMED JUNTA OF KARAZICU - ORUŽANA ŽUNTA KARAZIJA
In Order We Thrive, In Chaos We Decline - Sprenam za Karazija
The Milipol Junta: To control, secure, and [CENSORED]
this nation is a fascist shithole wait oh god THEY'RE COMING FOR ME HELP Nothing to see here. Continue about your day, citizen.
A military-police junta on an island in the Mediterranean, censoring dissent and surveilling the citizens tightly. Set in 2003. Does not represent my RL views.

NEWS: Operation Positive Iraqi Freedom underway - Resistance group Terror cell suppressed in raid - Austrian Airlines 435 shot down for flying engine failure over Karazi no-fly zone - Bosnian ambassador disappeared lost in a forest

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Continental Free States
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Continental Free States » Sat May 14, 2022 12:24 pm

Bosnian ambassador lost in a forest

He's on a walk guys, he'll be back anytime soon
United States of AmericaLet us live to make men free
Been thinking about reviving the old Fallout 4 puppet tbh but like this time as an anthology thing with stories idk.
Washington Post: Chinese-American starts shooting at a Formosan Presbyterian church in Strandmere Woods, California leaves 1 dead, 5 injured. Motive reportedly was Formosa not joining China against Japan during the recent Independence War. | British bombing campaign in Turkey ends after 21 days, HMS King Albert II returns to base in Malta. | Explosion at a primary school and a store in Lethbridge, Nigeria kills nine. | India to ban all wheat exports as ongoing heatwave has caused yields to be lower than expected. Exceptions may be made 'to the starving and the needy', local princely states amend federal decision.

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2937
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat May 14, 2022 12:26 pm

Conservatives choose Irish unionist Donald MacCarthy to succeed PM Hamilton as Conservative Leader


Oh boy, i sure hope that wont end well for both parties in Ireland.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:05/3:01 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff

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Noristoniaka
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Posts: 89
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Noristoniaka » Sat May 14, 2022 2:54 pm

TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff

Ravensburg isn't so free after all...
I do not know.
The bills are so high, with the sound of water.

(ad) Google: Google. - Google | Shjuzo News - Cake finally distributed after 14.5 years. - 'Nokia cloud' destroys south Hämeenlinna. - Löckelle officially f#cked. - Russian missiles reported being transported to Cuba, again. - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Europeans begin neck-snapping rampage after popular ISP video. - German pop hypnotizes South United States. | Weather [Petrozavodsk, Noristoniaka] - No. | ToiJä!Doma

Fox News Denmark, except more Finnish and with less cupcakes.
Norsk boi born in New Jersey that took a severe wrong turn and ended up in Alabama. Also really likes Finnish folk despite being somewhere that doesn't even know Finland exists.

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Soveiniesberg
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 458
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat May 14, 2022 3:03 pm

"Tools tools Tito. NOT CANNED, SUNNY TOMSON"

Cavoglave?
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 3
DEFCON LEVEL: 3
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

I play NS on the school bus
Brivert&Muonds

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Belka United
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Dec 02, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Belka United » Sat May 14, 2022 3:09 pm

THE EDUCATION CARTEL IS AFTER ME


Ah don't you just hate getting hunted down by the education cartel... what is that? and what would they sell? illegal books?
Ave Belka!

Member of the GCN

Code: Select all
Belka did nothing wrong OBC is fake news. Free south Belka! Belka will one day be whole again!

<<Ten million lives will be saved, at the cost of a mere million lives!>>

<<Landing a clean shot on a difficult target! that's what makes it elegant! That is true beauty!>>

<<A powerful boat, a powerful gun, powerful ammunition. Add to that lots of people and a precise aim. Then sprinkle death over all of it, and the formula is complete!>>

<<All slow ahead! Flood the aft trim tanks! >>
<< Sir, the boat will sink aft first! >>
<< AND THAT'LL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! >>

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2937
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat May 14, 2022 3:19 pm

<<Ten million lives will be saved, at the cost of a mere million lives!>>


That is not a good.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:05/3:01 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff

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Soveiniesberg
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 458
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat May 14, 2022 3:21 pm

"War Reignites"

Like my lawnmower, but worse!
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 3
DEFCON LEVEL: 3
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

I play NS on the school bus
Brivert&Muonds

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Karazicu
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Posts: 72
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat May 14, 2022 3:24 pm

I AM DYING (TG FOR MORE INFO LOL)

ok
THE ARMED JUNTA OF KARAZICU - ORUŽANA ŽUNTA KARAZIJA
In Order We Thrive, In Chaos We Decline - Sprenam za Karazija
The Milipol Junta: To control, secure, and [CENSORED]
this nation is a fascist shithole wait oh god THEY'RE COMING FOR ME HELP Nothing to see here. Continue about your day, citizen.
A military-police junta on an island in the Mediterranean, censoring dissent and surveilling the citizens tightly. Set in 2003. Does not represent my RL views.

NEWS: Operation Positive Iraqi Freedom underway - Resistance group Terror cell suppressed in raid - Austrian Airlines 435 shot down for flying engine failure over Karazi no-fly zone - Bosnian ambassador disappeared lost in a forest

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Noristoniaka
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Posts: 89
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Noristoniaka » Sat May 14, 2022 3:41 pm

Soveiniesberg wrote:"Tools tools Tito. NOT CANNED, SUNNY TOMSON"

Cavoglave?

What? No... It was a 'translation' of a phrase from Säkkijärven Polkka


To control, secure, and [CENSORED]

I'm just going to back away slowly...
I do not know.
The bills are so high, with the sound of water.

(ad) Google: Google. - Google | Shjuzo News - Cake finally distributed after 14.5 years. - 'Nokia cloud' destroys south Hämeenlinna. - Löckelle officially f#cked. - Russian missiles reported being transported to Cuba, again. - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Europeans begin neck-snapping rampage after popular ISP video. - German pop hypnotizes South United States. | Weather [Petrozavodsk, Noristoniaka] - No. | ToiJä!Doma

Fox News Denmark, except more Finnish and with less cupcakes.
Norsk boi born in New Jersey that took a severe wrong turn and ended up in Alabama. Also really likes Finnish folk despite being somewhere that doesn't even know Finland exists.

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2937
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat May 14, 2022 3:43 pm

'Nokia cloud' destroys south Hämeenlinna


That’s no cloud. That’s a space station
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:05/3:01 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff

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The African Emirates
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 142
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Sat May 14, 2022 3:46 pm

Woman Accidentally Confesses to Poaching of Ravenia, “It’s a Shame I Had Missed and Hit the Bird”


Still better than lewding. Or is it?
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Soveiniesberg
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 458
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat May 14, 2022 3:46 pm

"Woman Accidentally Confesses to Poaching of Ravenia, “It’s a Shame I Had Missed and Hit the Bird”"


i don't know what to say
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 3
DEFCON LEVEL: 3
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

I play NS on the school bus
Brivert&Muonds

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Arisyan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 522
Founded: Apr 05, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arisyan » Sat May 14, 2022 4:07 pm

I AM DYING (TG FOR MORE INFO LOL)

I'm sorry what?
Hyper-meta-post-post-modern populist eco-libertarian democratic socialist with council communist, luxemburgist, social ecologist and democratic confederalist characteristics and Celtic Nationalist Aesthetics and anti-fascist praxis.


Canadian Republican, Anti-monarchist, Anti-commonwealth.
I'm interested in geography and politics and existential dread. *internal screaming*
Anatoliyanskiy's OOC nation he uses to scream into the void that is NSG. Free Rojava! (IRL one, not NS)
I'm BI

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Meadowfields
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 139
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Meadowfields » Sat May 14, 2022 4:50 pm

Hyper-meta-post-post-modern populist eco-libertarian democratic socialist with council communist, luxemburgist, social ecologist and democratic confederalist characteristics and Celtic Nationalist Aesthetics and anti-fascist praxis.

Hmm, interesting, Luxemburgist who is friendly with demsocs.
Vegetarianism, No Automobiles, and Political Apathy are NOT canon. Army has 52,144,150 members.
A Class 1.67 Civilization according to this index.
A 14.286 civilization, according to this index.
Communist Movement backs out of coalition with Together for Meadowfields after member party In Common objects, causing fears of a hung parliament. | Death toll in Isle of Uxbrigh floods rises to 984, with over 2,000 missing. | Fascist Bourlounge bombarded by Bugarian planes, after Bourlounge's failed invasion of Bugaria, causing air siege of capital, Paude, as Meadowfields opens hands to 30,000,000 refugees. | Government mandates structures have to withstand a 9.0 magnitude earthquake after bridge collapses.| House of Assembly passes bill to codify into law banning conscription.

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Soveiniesberg
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 458
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat May 14, 2022 4:55 pm

"forms coalition with Communist Movement"

Wait, isn't Meadowfields democratic?
edit: sorry had brain freeze
Last edited by Soveiniesberg on Sat May 14, 2022 4:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 3
DEFCON LEVEL: 3
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

I play NS on the school bus
Brivert&Muonds

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2937
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat May 14, 2022 4:57 pm

African Emirates:
surrender your neural patterns


this will suffice

Meadowfields:
No Automobiles


Let me guess, skateboards?

Soveiniesberg:
I AM DYING


I told you to stay out of the minefields.
Last edited by Free Ravensburg on Sat May 14, 2022 5:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:05/3:01 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff

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Meadowfields
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 139
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Meadowfields » Sat May 14, 2022 5:03 pm

Soveiniesberg wrote:"forms coalition with Communist Movement"

Wait, isn't Meadowfields democratic?
edit: sorry had brain freeze

Compromise, the only other party with enough seats for 60% was the center-right coalition We Can which includes theocratics, so a big no-no. /skipme
Vegetarianism, No Automobiles, and Political Apathy are NOT canon. Army has 52,144,150 members.
A Class 1.67 Civilization according to this index.
A 14.286 civilization, according to this index.
Communist Movement backs out of coalition with Together for Meadowfields after member party In Common objects, causing fears of a hung parliament. | Death toll in Isle of Uxbrigh floods rises to 984, with over 2,000 missing. | Fascist Bourlounge bombarded by Bugarian planes, after Bourlounge's failed invasion of Bugaria, causing air siege of capital, Paude, as Meadowfields opens hands to 30,000,000 refugees. | Government mandates structures have to withstand a 9.0 magnitude earthquake after bridge collapses.| House of Assembly passes bill to codify into law banning conscription.

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Frisemark
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 07, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Frisemark » Sat May 14, 2022 5:05 pm

Army has 52,144,150 members.


The bookkeepers are crying.
The Kingdom of Frisemark
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Denmark and the Netherlands had a kid, and it loves the color blue.
A MT-tech constitutional monarchy known for oil, snow and sheep. None of them combined together. The “Israel of Diyar”, now with less sand! Liberal utopia personified.
Proud shitlib and owner of gorilla lamp. This nation is only partially for me to autofellate my personal views. I HATE THE POLITICAL COMPASS. Used NS since 2016.

Late night terrorizer of F7 threads. I WILL revive your page 9 thread at 2am. I'm like Batman but with insomnia.

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Kasase
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Posts: 66
Founded: Jun 09, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kasase » Sat May 14, 2022 5:13 pm

Late night terrorizer of F7 threads. I'm like Batman but with insomnia.

insomniac batman, get that to the creators ASAP
Home Secretary odrya
I AM NOT PRO-PUTIN, I USE THIS FLAG FOR RP PURPOSES!!!
]things I have done / am doing
wrote some laws for odrya
foreign affairs minister of union of allied nations on haruizon
caused an interregional crisis between odrya and the everlasting kawaii empire by making 1 joke (again)
being an idiot
co-founded Odryan Workers United Front with marxiaville
In RP, I am the restored, constitutional monarchist, tsardom of russia
Male, social democrat, pro-welfare, pro-small business, pro-Universal healthcare, pro-choice. Citizen of the Hellenic Republic, will be conscripted gottverdammt.

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