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Medoll
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Posts: 0
Founded: May 16, 2023
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Medoll » Sun May 28, 2023 7:35 am

Floofybit wrote:
Spacias wrote:Banned... ...for not having any computers for being an independent group of states

Banned for putting a dependent clause as a reason in your sig

Computers.

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Arvenia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12873
Founded: Aug 21, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Arvenia » Sun May 28, 2023 7:43 am

Banned for just saying "computers" instead of banning AN
Pro: Political Pluralism, Centrism, Liberalism, Liberal Democracy, Social Democracy, Sweden, USA, UN, ROC, Japan, South Korea, Monarchism, Republicanism, Sci-Fi, Animal Rights, Gender Equality, Mecha, Autism, Environmentalism, Secularism, Religion and LGBT Rights
Anti: Racism, Sexism, Nazism, Fascism, EU, Socialism, Adolf Hitler, Neo-Nazism, KKK, Joseph Stalin, PRC, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Saudi-Arabia, Communism, Ultraconservatism, Ultranationalism, Xenophobia, Homophobia, Transphobia, WBC, Satanism, Mormonism, Anarchy, ISIS, al-Qaeda, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, 969 Movement, Political Correctness, Anti-Autistic Sentiment, Far-Right, Far-Left, Cultural Relativism, Anti-Vaxxers, Scalpers and COVID-19

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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 28, 2023 8:36 am

Banned for banning the guy that ignored me

/stillme??
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Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists

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Arvenia
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Posts: 12873
Founded: Aug 21, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Arvenia » Sun May 28, 2023 8:38 am

Banned for getting ignored by AAN
Pro: Political Pluralism, Centrism, Liberalism, Liberal Democracy, Social Democracy, Sweden, USA, UN, ROC, Japan, South Korea, Monarchism, Republicanism, Sci-Fi, Animal Rights, Gender Equality, Mecha, Autism, Environmentalism, Secularism, Religion and LGBT Rights
Anti: Racism, Sexism, Nazism, Fascism, EU, Socialism, Adolf Hitler, Neo-Nazism, KKK, Joseph Stalin, PRC, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Saudi-Arabia, Communism, Ultraconservatism, Ultranationalism, Xenophobia, Homophobia, Transphobia, WBC, Satanism, Mormonism, Anarchy, ISIS, al-Qaeda, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, 969 Movement, Political Correctness, Anti-Autistic Sentiment, Far-Right, Far-Left, Cultural Relativism, Anti-Vaxxers, Scalpers and COVID-19

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Sovereign Island of Pimland
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 24, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sovereign Island of Pimland » Sun May 28, 2023 8:41 am

Banned for failing to ignore aan
The Apostles Fields wrote:Banned for of center flag, it is driving me insane

Yeah, I had some window keep popping up on the flag designer I was using. Between that and the touch screen, once I got the unicorn done I called it good enough and ran away with my flag as it was.
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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Sun May 28, 2023 5:03 pm

Banned for not having any information for me to ban you because of.
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-

RP - Founded January 8th, 2553


Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first

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Southland
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Posts: 259
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Sun May 28, 2023 5:09 pm

Banned for wanting Puerto Rican statehood instead of supporting the eternal political pain status quo.
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 28, 2023 5:10 pm

Banned for not having factbooks and relying on NS stats
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists

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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Sun May 28, 2023 5:11 pm

Southland wrote:Banned for wanting Puerto Rican statehood instead of supporting the eternal political pain status quo.

:mad:
/skipme
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-

RP - Founded January 8th, 2553


Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first

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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Sun May 28, 2023 5:12 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:Banned for having mandatory military conscription (according to ns stats)


Banned for having a very ironic signature.
The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella
"There is no smaller minority than an individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim themselves as the defender of the minority."
Member of the Liberal Democratic Union

NS policies and stats that does not contradicted with my factbooks and dispatches are canon, and NS classification can go to hell.
My actual political views
Your local demibisexual furry :3 OwO UwU
r/furrieswithguns is a based subreddit

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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Sun May 28, 2023 5:18 pm

Banned for that threatening kaomoji in your signature.
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Vieçina pamãtí. Today we gather to commemorate those who have fallen victim against the National Salvationist massacre. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Vieçina pamãtí» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln

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Anarchic States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 628
Founded: Dec 15, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Anarchic States » Sun May 28, 2023 5:37 pm

BANNED FOR HAVING A 3 BAR FLAG! GET ORIGINAL!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
-Anarch Ultra Bear
THE KINGDOM OF THE ANARCHIC STATES
Dimensional Empire
Once ruled everything
Conquered Godmodders
Can destroy all of NS Canon with one Bomb
Slayer of Marine Girls
Founded USA
Marine Girls
Racalimari
Anarch states
Myself
The bigtopian
North anith
Shotgun Brigade
The vactican church
Luthopian
USL
Utquiagvik

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Baldwin Park
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Posts: 68
Founded: Sep 06, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Baldwin Park » Sun May 28, 2023 7:18 pm

Banned for not living in our region Anarchy instead of their home region. Seriously, we need folks like you Anarchic States. Please consider it.

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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 28, 2023 7:21 pm

Banned for using weird/looken’ Unicode text in their classification
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists

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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Sun May 28, 2023 11:51 pm

Banned for using "looken'" instead of simple "looking".
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Vieçina pamãtí. Today we gather to commemorate those who have fallen victim against the National Salvationist massacre. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Vieçina pamãtí» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln

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New-lamp Dynasty
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Posts: 82
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby New-lamp Dynasty » Sun May 28, 2023 11:55 pm

Banned for judging other peoples grammar
IC: Just an FanT Insect nation with world-building at the helm, we also are a monarchy the size of Canada and Russia combined, How did we get that much land you might ask? !!!History!!! Also co-founder of the I.P.A.
अपने आसपास की प्रकृति का आनंद लें, प्रकृति के बताए रास्ते पर चलें (Enjoy the nature around you, follow the way of nature)
OOC: moth-loving teenager, who many would call a moth enthusiast. Also furry i guess, alongside a warden from The Order Of The Grey Wardens, if nation is in A.S.S, most likely mine




Anteanne Newspaper
Deasta talking more advanced medication | Royal Advisor Libell reveals new defense plans?| Bat Beast rampage In the grand hive, killed 18 | Beetles getting brought into the empire

Overview factbook in progress

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Spacias
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Apr 12, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Spacias » Sun May 28, 2023 11:57 pm

Banned because you're not independent

Dynasties usually have their independence after dynasties end
Outside space - even that! :)
Two reasons why I changed my name to Spacias instead:
  • Spacia is taken
  • By an ex-nation
NS Stats will be real when the year reaches 3000.

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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Mon May 29, 2023 3:48 am

Banned for mentioning “when the year reaches 3000” but not specifying which calendar.
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Vieçina pamãtí. Today we gather to commemorate those who have fallen victim against the National Salvationist massacre. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Vieçina pamãtí» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln

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New Stonen
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Posts: 93
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Stonen » Mon May 29, 2023 4:05 am

Banned for editing RMB posts
This message has been brought to you by the amazing government people with jobs that work for the government in New Stonen.
Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Put Bunny into your signature to help Bunny take over the world. No pressure!

Nation: New Stonen
Official Name: The Democratic Republic of New Stonen
Population: 184 million
GDP: 28.69 trillion
Army: 1.1 million
Leader: President Alexander Blade
Influence: High
Political Compass: Right Libertarian
Moral Alignment: Neutral Good
A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 10 / Type: 6)

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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 138
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 29, 2023 4:56 am

"It is time to summon the spirits of the undead"

Banned for that
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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Merulla
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Mon May 29, 2023 12:07 pm

Banned for not calling itself "The United Prefectures of Stratonesia".
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.

The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings

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Nantoraka
Diplomat
 
Posts: 640
Founded: Oct 19, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nantoraka » Mon May 29, 2023 12:29 pm

Banned for not having worked on factbooks for 9 days.

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New Temecula
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Feb 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Temecula » Mon May 29, 2023 12:33 pm

Banned for hypocricy
An ostrich approves (•<•)=b
He/him please
It's an ostrich on the flag, not an emu! >:(
I still ponder this question: What does a maxberry taste like?
I am accepting art helpers.

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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Mon May 29, 2023 1:01 pm

Banned for misspelling “hypocrisy”.
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Vieçina pamãtí. Today we gather to commemorate those who have fallen victim against the National Salvationist massacre. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Vieçina pamãtí» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln

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Nilrahrarfan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 715
Founded: Sep 02, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Nilrahrarfan » Mon May 29, 2023 4:42 pm

Banned for not advocating for the execution of Gay Conversion Th*r*p*sts
Master of Puppets on Nationstates
Favorite forum: Moderation

✠ (Put this in your Signature if you are a Fascist Nation!)
Supports: Fascism, National Anarchism, Storms, Atheism, Dictatorship, Alt-Right, The Supreme Authority, Kekistan, Metal/Classical Music, Moderation Forum, Taking Guns from Antifa
Opposes: Monarchy, Sunshine and Rainbows, SJW's, Religion (Unless Katrina's the one being worshipped), Jihadism, Environmentalism, Direct Democracy, Democratic Socialism, Autotuned Pop Music, Antifa

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