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North Cromch
Envoy
 
Posts: 214
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby North Cromch » Sat May 27, 2023 1:31 pm

banned for using abverbs
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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Sat May 27, 2023 1:35 pm

Banned for lack of sig despite being on the site for about three years.
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-
RP - Founded January 8th, 2553
Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first
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Absolute Selania
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Absolute Selania » Sat May 27, 2023 2:14 pm

Banned for the diagonal line on "N" not aligning with the curve on "P".
……… BOG HORNI MÃ …✸…
Rivalry between Cisselania and Transselania has grown to unprecedented levels. Behind the scenes, the Imperial House had been secretly plotting to abandon the constitution and reestablish absolute rule. What will this new era bring?
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Southland
Envoy
 
Posts: 259
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Sat May 27, 2023 4:57 pm

Banned because you yfjfiytuditdityftudtkyd.juvu.ktuf6ukt
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant
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New Temecula
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Feb 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Temecula » Sat May 27, 2023 5:00 pm

Banned for gibberish.
An ostrich approves (•<•)=b
He/him please
It's an ostrich on the flag, not an emu! >:(
I still ponder this question: What does a maxberry taste like?
I am accepting art helpers.
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Sovereign Island of Pimland
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 24, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sovereign Island of Pimland » Sat May 27, 2023 8:01 pm

Banned for not using enough gibberish.
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The Apostles Fields
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Mar 21, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Apostles Fields » Sat May 27, 2023 11:27 pm

Banned for of center flag, it is driving me insane
WE SHALL TAKE ALL AND ANY

And uhm.... we are also evil, yeh and merp

Here is everybody's best friend
Even in an endless evil, good will still be present, and our good is Steve. He is a saint among his own right and is always willing to help, even if Escaton gets mad at him.

A Class 0.7(rounded) Civilization according to this index.
Who owns this on? Barcus or Lamp?
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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Sun May 28, 2023 12:27 am

Banned for a vertical flag.
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Vieçina pamãtí. Today we gather to commemorate those who have fallen victim against the National Salvationist massacre. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Vieçina pamãtí» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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New Stonen
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Posts: 93
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Stonen » Sun May 28, 2023 12:27 am

Banned for using a sandwich flag
This message has been brought to you by the amazing government people with jobs that work for the government in New Stonen.
Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood
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(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Put Bunny into your signature to help Bunny take over the world. No pressure!

Nation: New Stonen
Official Name: The Democratic Republic of New Stonen
Population: 184 million
GDP: 28.69 trillion
Army: 1.1 million
Leader: President Alexander Blade
Influence: High
Political Compass: Right Libertarian
Moral Alignment: Neutral Good
A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 10 / Type: 6)
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sun May 28, 2023 12:27 am

Band for gatekeeping
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Washington-Columbia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Sun May 28, 2023 12:29 am

Banned for showing your addiction to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure on your Nation flag.
CBC N5 Weekly News:
High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
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Your average North Korean spy
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Sep 03, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Your average North Korean spy » Sun May 28, 2023 12:30 am

Banned for being located in North America.
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New Stonen
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Posts: 93
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Stonen » Sun May 28, 2023 12:40 am

Banned for not being located in North America.
This message has been brought to you by the amazing government people with jobs that work for the government in New Stonen.
Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Put Bunny into your signature to help Bunny take over the world. No pressure!

Nation: New Stonen
Official Name: The Democratic Republic of New Stonen
Population: 184 million
GDP: 28.69 trillion
Army: 1.1 million
Leader: President Alexander Blade
Influence: High
Political Compass: Right Libertarian
Moral Alignment: Neutral Good
A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 10 / Type: 6)
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Democratic Poopland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 687
Founded: Apr 09, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Democratic Poopland » Sun May 28, 2023 12:42 am

Banned for having the word, "new," in your username. Never before, have I seen such a username. Hence, I ban you.
Poopland discussing digital bombings! DEFCON 12345
I think that Antiquity is the best. | Everything you need to know is in a factbook. | Unless specifiied, all stats are canon! | Moderation links. | I cannot enforce rules. | IC & OOC Leader of my nation is me. IC is just under another name. | eeeee Possibly? Maybe just a confused straight dude. | Auth-Left, Chaotic Evil.
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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Sun May 28, 2023 12:43 am

Banned for having "poop" in your nation name.
The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella
"There is no smaller minority than an individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim themselves as the defender of the minority."
Member of the Liberal Democratic Union
▆▆▆▆▆▆
NS policies and stats that does not contradicted with my factbooks and dispatches are canon, and NS classification can go to hell.
My actual political views
Your local demibisexual furry :3 OwO UwU
r/furrieswithguns is a based subreddit
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sun May 28, 2023 12:44 am

Band for not having poop in your name
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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North Cromch
Envoy
 
Posts: 214
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby North Cromch » Sun May 28, 2023 1:07 am

Banned for Ravensburger copyright infringement
(for obvious reasons this is a joke and i doubt they care enough to dcma you)
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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Sun May 28, 2023 1:12 am

Banned for an unpronounceable name.
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Vieçina pamãtí. Today we gather to commemorate those who have fallen victim against the National Salvationist massacre. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Vieçina pamãtí» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 138
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sun May 28, 2023 2:55 am

Image

Banned for having a horny city.
We don't want trouble from a certain horny pirate.
Last edited by Stratonesia on Sun May 28, 2023 2:56 am, edited 1 time in total.
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Colmaijo
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 23, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Colmaijo » Sun May 28, 2023 2:59 am

Stratonesia wrote:
Banned for having a horny city.
We don't want trouble from a certain horny pirate.


Banned for the picture.
"я вообще не говорю по русски"
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New Stonen
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Posts: 93
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Stonen » Sun May 28, 2023 5:08 am

Democratic Poopland wrote:Banned for having the word, "new," in your username. Never before, have I seen such a username. Hence, I ban you.

you haven't seen a country with "new" in it?
This message has been brought to you by the amazing government people with jobs that work for the government in New Stonen.
Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Put Bunny into your signature to help Bunny take over the world. No pressure!

Nation: New Stonen
Official Name: The Democratic Republic of New Stonen
Population: 184 million
GDP: 28.69 trillion
Army: 1.1 million
Leader: President Alexander Blade
Influence: High
Political Compass: Right Libertarian
Moral Alignment: Neutral Good
A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 10 / Type: 6)
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New Stonen
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Posts: 93
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Stonen » Sun May 28, 2023 5:16 am

New Stonen wrote:
Democratic Poopland wrote:Banned for having the word, "new," in your username. Never before, have I seen such a username. Hence, I ban you.

you haven't seen a country with "new" in it?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=list_ ... art=171010
go on for a couple hundred pages, that's thousands of countries with "new" in their name :D
Last edited by New Stonen on Sun May 28, 2023 7:02 am, edited 1 time in total.
This message has been brought to you by the amazing government people with jobs that work for the government in New Stonen.
Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Put Bunny into your signature to help Bunny take over the world. No pressure!

Nation: New Stonen
Official Name: The Democratic Republic of New Stonen
Population: 184 million
GDP: 28.69 trillion
Army: 1.1 million
Leader: President Alexander Blade
Influence: High
Political Compass: Right Libertarian
Moral Alignment: Neutral Good
A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 10 / Type: 6)
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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 138
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sun May 28, 2023 7:22 am

New Stonen wrote:
Democratic Poopland wrote:Banned for having the word, "new," in your username. Never before, have I seen such a username. Hence, I ban you.

you haven't seen a country with "new" in it?

New Stonen wrote:
New Stonen wrote:you haven't seen a country with "new" in it?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=list_ ... art=171010
go on for a couple hundred pages, that's thousands of countries with "new" in their name :D

Banned for not banning.
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 28, 2023 7:27 am

Banned for having mandatory military conscription (according to ns stats)
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Democratic Poopland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 687
Founded: Apr 09, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Democratic Poopland » Sun May 28, 2023 7:33 am

New Stonen wrote:
New Stonen wrote:you haven't seen a country with "new" in it?

https://www.nationstates.net/page=list_ ... art=171010
go on for a couple hundred pages, that's thousands of countries with "new" in their name :D

It was a joke. It was for comedical purposes, and the statement, in no way, was true.

/skipme
Poopland discussing digital bombings! DEFCON 12345
I think that Antiquity is the best. | Everything you need to know is in a factbook. | Unless specifiied, all stats are canon! | Moderation links. | I cannot enforce rules. | IC & OOC Leader of my nation is me. IC is just under another name. | eeeee Possibly? Maybe just a confused straight dude. | Auth-Left, Chaotic Evil.
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