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Mount Nebula
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jul 05, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Mount Nebula » Tue May 23, 2023 7:06 pm

Banned for disrespecting the military and their "special military operation"
A UN Trust territory(second one i created by the way, the other is the kosaki city authority but that departed from the originally planned storyline) that died because my pc broke and has now since been revived. circa 2023
(Stats and policies cannon until further notice)
Why headlines have colour now
News:Art Knows No Bounds Festival to arrive at Mount Nebula in june.|Arielle class frigates orders cancelled over sovereignty disputes over Mount Nebula and Mount Starry Sky.|Joe Corporation reports a 69420% rise in stock value, suspicion of fraud begins.|Mountaineering now subsidised by government for Mount Nebulese.
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New Texas Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Tue May 23, 2023 7:17 pm

Banned for having a psychedelic, hypnotic main banner on your homepage.
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Alinek
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Oct 27, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Alinek » Tue May 23, 2023 9:05 pm

Banned for having a signature that is too simple.
⠀⠀⠀ALINEK⠀⠀⠀
Currently rewriting my lore to fit in with Canistra.
Founder of
"Ad astra per aspera."
Some random teenager from the US.
I'm a dude.
KSP is probably my favorite game, hence the region name.
I'm probably busy working on said region.
I usually hang around F7, but drift into other threads occasionally.
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Yokron pro-government partisans
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Dec 09, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Yokron pro-government partisans » Wed May 24, 2023 6:51 am

Banned for sig shaming!
#REVIVETHEBONGOS!

Likes writing Sci-fi dystopias and doing nerdy stuff like D&D and Warhammer. Go to the outer rim region, it's cool. NS stats aren’t canon, check my factbooks
BREAKING: Radt Kretz of the SIM escapes from prison, everyone bewildered - SIM Dark matter inferno has been contained and stopped - As SIM war nears its end, casualty counts for all sides begin coming in. Yokron was lucky - Grand Admiral Teren of the QSSC replaces the expelled head councilor Usion in the position
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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Wed May 24, 2023 7:00 am

Yo, could I get added?

Banned for asking to be added.
As a punishment, you will be subtracted.
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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New Temecula
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Feb 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Temecula » Wed May 24, 2023 5:47 pm

Banned for quoting
An ostrich approves (•<•)=b
He/him please
It's an ostrich on the flag, not an emu! >:(
I still ponder this question: What does a maxberry taste like?
I am accepting art helpers.
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Spiritkin Village
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 04, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby Spiritkin Village » Wed May 24, 2023 5:49 pm

Banned for giving the "Ostrich" on your flag Emu colors
A small DND inspired village, if you are confused about words just search them up with DND on the end of them
We are the goody two shoes of Nationstates
FanT, obviously
Totally not sponsered by Barcus Nation
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Sorcery
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 153
Founded: Feb 02, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sorcery » Wed May 24, 2023 5:49 pm

Banned for being a good artist dangit ninja'd
banned for a cool name
Last edited by Sorcery on Wed May 24, 2023 5:51 pm, edited 3 times in total.
A Nation ruled by His Majesty Sorcerius XLIV.
A member of the League of Anti-Slavery Nations (LASN)
96.3 on the International LGBT+ Rights Index.
Join Sky Haven
A Class 2.2 Civilization according to this index.
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New Temecula
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Feb 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Temecula » Wed May 24, 2023 5:52 pm

Banned for being Ninja'd
An ostrich approves (•<•)=b
He/him please
It's an ostrich on the flag, not an emu! >:(
I still ponder this question: What does a maxberry taste like?
I am accepting art helpers.
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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Wed May 24, 2023 9:55 pm

Banned for not raiding your target yet.
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-
RP - Founded January 8th, 2553
Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first
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New-lamp Dynasty
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Posts: 82
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby New-lamp Dynasty » Wed May 24, 2023 10:05 pm

Banned for being a member of the Grey Wardens.... there can only be one of us here
(joking of course)

Banned for a flag that really bothers me for some reason, is it the text? is it the crumbling? is it the yellow on the white? I don't know.
Last edited by New-lamp Dynasty on Wed May 24, 2023 10:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
IC: Just an FanT Insect nation with world-building at the helm, we also are a monarchy the size of Canada and Russia combined, How did we get that much land you might ask? !!!History!!! Also co-founder of the I.P.A.
अपने आसपास की प्रकृति का आनंद लें, प्रकृति के बताए रास्ते पर चलें (Enjoy the nature around you, follow the way of nature)
OOC: moth-loving teenager, who many would call a moth enthusiast. Also furry i guess, alongside a warden from The Order Of The Grey Wardens, if nation is in A.S.S, most likely mine




Anteanne Newspaper
Deasta talking more advanced medication | Royal Advisor Libell reveals new defense plans?| Bat Beast rampage In the grand hive, killed 18 | Beetles getting brought into the empire

Overview factbook in progress
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Merulla
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Wed May 24, 2023 11:05 pm

Banned for not having public fumigation policies.
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.
The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings
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Southland
Envoy
 
Posts: 253
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Wed May 24, 2023 11:07 pm

Banned because you have a Caribbean-esque flag when canonically your country is in the North Atlantic.
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant
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Sovereign Island of Pimland
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 24, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sovereign Island of Pimland » Wed May 24, 2023 11:08 pm

Banned for causing an apocalypse.
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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Wed May 24, 2023 11:22 pm

Banned for no signature
The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella
"There is no smaller minority than an individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim themselves as the defender of the minority."
Member of the Liberal Democratic Union.
NS policies and stats that does not contradicted with my factbooks and dispatches are canon, and NS classification can go to hell.
My actual political views
Your local demibisexual furry :3 OwO UwU
r/furrieswithguns is a based subreddit
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Sovereign Island of Pimland
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 24, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sovereign Island of Pimland » Thu May 25, 2023 12:53 am

Banned for a lack of unicorns
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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Thu May 25, 2023 2:23 am

Banned for double-posting.
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Opinion: Why are Selanese people called «horny slut» abroad? How did this ungrammatical combination of two random words become a trend? Linguist Jaroslav Zoltariev explains. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, cloudy, 7 ℃ ~ 11 ℃, Zoltariev, light rain, 6 ℃ ~ 10 ℃ | Now playing: «Mãtežinici — gnidy» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Hyperborea and Atlantis
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 25, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hyperborea and Atlantis » Thu May 25, 2023 2:29 am

Banned for having a very plain flag!
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Sovereign Island of Pimland
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 24, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sovereign Island of Pimland » Thu May 25, 2023 2:32 am

Banned for eating mashed potatoes during the ritual
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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Thu May 25, 2023 4:00 am

Banned for asking people to bring the gravitas.
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Thu May 25, 2023 4:04 am

Banned for calling the word «dwždž» as "a hip-hop song for the bees".
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Opinion: Why are Selanese people called «horny slut» abroad? How did this ungrammatical combination of two random words become a trend? Linguist Jaroslav Zoltariev explains. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, cloudy, 7 ℃ ~ 11 ℃, Zoltariev, light rain, 6 ℃ ~ 10 ℃ | Now playing: «Mãtežinici — gnidy» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Soldierlandia
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Posts: 71
Founded: Apr 28, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Soldierlandia » Thu May 25, 2023 5:03 am

Banned for putting the servers into the microwave
Hi, I’m Soldierlandia, I made my home in Hellhole. I’m a simple joke nation, but I’m most active here, on the forums! It became one of my main accounts at my school.

Name of Nation: Soldierlandia
Tier: 9
Type: 9
Class: 0.77777777777
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Australia 2022 rp
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Sep 24, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australia 2022 rp » Thu May 25, 2023 5:06 am

Banned for eating a sandvich
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Anarchic States
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 488
Founded: Dec 15, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Anarchic States » Thu May 25, 2023 5:07 am

Banned for looking like a marine girl
Anarch Ultra Bear

Dimensional Empire
Once ruled everything
Conquered Godmodders
Can destroy all of NS Canon with one Bomb
Slayer of Marine Girls
Retired to forum 7


Marine Girls
Racalimari
Anarch states
Myself
The bigtopian
North anith
Shotgun Brigade
The vactican church
Luthopian
USL
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Australia 2022 rp
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Sep 24, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australia 2022 rp » Thu May 25, 2023 5:19 am

Anarchic States wrote:Banned for looking like a marine girl

I’m a boy?? /skipme
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