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Sorcery
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 153
Founded: Feb 02, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sorcery » Wed May 17, 2023 3:39 pm

banned for gigachad motto
/joke
A Nation ruled by His Majesty Sorcerius XLIV.
A member of the League of Anti-Slavery Nations (LASN)
96.3 on the International LGBT+ Rights Index.
Join Sky Haven
A Class 2.2 Civilization according to this index.
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New Texas Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Wed May 17, 2023 3:44 pm

Banned for practicing magic
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions, just telegram me.
Uhh…according to this index, I’m a class 1.6 nation, or somethin’.

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1115
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Wed May 17, 2023 3:59 pm

Banned for contradicting yourself in your sig. Many times.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Manufacturing Sector in decline | Negotiations with the Verking Federation over trade has begun. | CNN General: Radt Cretz arrested; Trial to begin in three days. | Supreme Councilor Usion has been removed from power! Elections to begin in three days. | Widespread surrender of Spacer cities following Radt Cretz's capture
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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Wed May 17, 2023 4:04 pm

The beginnings of Communism grow in the Tang peasantry.

Banned for anachronism.
Mind you, I wrote that using a computer in an Ancient Roman computer lab.
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Southern Republic of Dixie
Diplomat
 
Posts: 515
Founded: Nov 03, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southern Republic of Dixie » Wed May 17, 2023 4:52 pm

Banned for using future technology.
Pro Southern Modern Independence
Liberalism Southerner
All Races are Equal
Condemn the KKK
LGBTQ+ Rights Anti-Ethno Supremacy Anti-Slavery Anti-Fascist Anti-Communist Pro-Independence
My Nation Facts.
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Spacias
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Apr 12, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Spacias » Wed May 17, 2023 4:57 pm

Banned... ...for not having any computers for being an independent group of states
Outside space - even that! :)
Two reasons why I changed my name to Spacias instead:
  • Spacia is taken
  • By an ex-nation
NS Stats will be real when the year reaches 3000.
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Floofybit
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5073
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Floofybit » Wed May 17, 2023 5:33 pm

Spacias wrote:Banned... ...for not having any computers for being an independent group of states

Banned for putting a dependent clause as a reason in your sig
Religious bisexual male furry who really, really loves fruit
Foxlington News
Fruit addiction terrorises Floofs, no known cure has been found | After various petitions, the woman arrested for having "too many favourite colours" due to be released in 2034, has now been let free. "I'll be more decisive next time," she stated | Stash of tangerine juice found in high-ranking government official's home in Peachton, accused of "not sharing with the rest of us" | Peachton man identifies as a pomelo, watch his story
Safety > Freedom
School Is Finally Over Yay
"Gotta be some Disneyland style utopia for either people and dogs or... anthropomorphic animals."
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Washington-Columbia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Wed May 17, 2023 6:32 pm

Banned for having (get this) 3 SHADES OF BLUE On your flag.
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CBC N5 Weekly News:
High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
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DexterBurg
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 22, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby DexterBurg » Wed May 17, 2023 6:35 pm

Banned for having united states state flag
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Southland
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Wed May 17, 2023 7:27 pm

Banned because your flag is too rectangular
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Wed May 17, 2023 9:35 pm

Banned for including a quote which says, Swaziland on acid and Jesus
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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Thu May 18, 2023 3:47 am

Banned for having a flag reminding of the Union State.
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | A defect in the national coding standard causes the letters «DZ» and «DŽ» to display problematically. Experts advise to use the combination of two letters «DZ» and «DŽ» for now. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, cloudy, 7 ℃ ~ 9 ℃, Novwgord, sunny, 10 ℃ ~ 15 ℃, Zoltariev, light rain, 7 ℃ ~ 9 ℃ | Now playing: «Horni!» by Voldimier Žirov | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Kreushia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 13, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kreushia » Thu May 18, 2023 6:26 am

Banned for having empire in your name
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Davetopolis
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 04, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Davetopolis » Thu May 18, 2023 7:08 am

Banned forhaving the color red
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From the Union of David's. The most David Union to ever Unionized
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The Dark Aether
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 16, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Dark Aether » Thu May 18, 2023 7:10 am

Banned having an strange flag
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Cyber Duotona
Attaché
 
Posts: 82
Founded: May 12, 2023
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Cyber Duotona » Thu May 18, 2023 7:13 am

banned for having too many stars on your flag
//cyber//duotona//
the year is 2086. earth is unrecognizable to its past self as the old world burns and fades away. nature is kept on a knife's edge, a state it has been in for half a century. duotona remains as its last bastion of hope. [nation does not reflect OOC views. ns stats are pulverised into a fine powder.]
where else i hide online / currently obsessed with: klonoa / nation currently very WIP, hang in there!
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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Thu May 18, 2023 8:02 am

banned for:
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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The Spartan Dominion
Attaché
 
Posts: 86
Founded: Feb 28, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Spartan Dominion » Thu May 18, 2023 8:03 am

Banned for looking French
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Bienenhalde
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5983
Founded: Mar 11, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Bienenhalde » Thu May 18, 2023 8:09 am

Banned for being Spartan.
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Cyber Duotona
Attaché
 
Posts: 82
Founded: May 12, 2023
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Cyber Duotona » Thu May 18, 2023 9:04 am

banned for having too many e's in your nation's name
//cyber//duotona//
the year is 2086. earth is unrecognizable to its past self as the old world burns and fades away. nature is kept on a knife's edge, a state it has been in for half a century. duotona remains as its last bastion of hope. [nation does not reflect OOC views. ns stats are pulverised into a fine powder.]
where else i hide online / currently obsessed with: klonoa / nation currently very WIP, hang in there!
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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Thu May 18, 2023 4:30 pm

Banned for not using a capital letter and a full stop.
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | A defect in the national coding standard causes the letters «DZ» and «DŽ» to display problematically. Experts advise to use the combination of two letters «DZ» and «DŽ» for now. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, cloudy, 7 ℃ ~ 9 ℃, Novwgord, sunny, 10 ℃ ~ 15 ℃, Zoltariev, light rain, 7 ℃ ~ 9 ℃ | Now playing: «Horni!» by Voldimier Žirov | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Siimyardo
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Jan 18, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Siimyardo » Thu May 18, 2023 4:48 pm

banned for eternally WIP factbooks
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New-lamp Dynasty
Attaché
 
Posts: 82
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby New-lamp Dynasty » Thu May 18, 2023 4:51 pm

Banned for 1, WIP factbook
IC: Just an FanT Insect nation with world-building at the helm, we also are a monarchy the size of Canada and Russia combined, How did we get that much land you might ask? !!!History!!! Also co-founder of the I.P.A.
OOC: moth-loving teenager, who many would call a moth enthusiast. Also furry i guess, alongside a warden from The Order Of The Grey Wardens




Anteanne Newspaper
Deasta talking more advanced medication | Royal Advisor Libell reveals new defense plans?| Bat Beast rampage In the grand hive, killed 18 | Beetles getting brought into the empire

Overview factbook in progress
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Siimyardo
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Jan 18, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Siimyardo » Thu May 18, 2023 7:44 pm

Banned for calling me out on being lazy
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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Thu May 18, 2023 8:57 pm

Banned for doubleposting
The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella
"There is no smaller minority than an individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim themselves as the defender of the minority."
Member of the Liberal Democratic Union
"I admire Nordic model, but I am not a Social democrat, goddamnit!"
NS Policies are canon, NS Stats that does not contradicted with my factbooks and dispatches are canon, and NS classification can go to hell.
My actual political views
Bisexual furry :3
r/furrieswithguns is an interesting subreddit
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