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Alitrus
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Oct 25, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Alitrus » Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:50 pm

Your banned for using blue
Alitrus, a Sino-French-Japanese-Korean-Russian nation, with a very large military
Breaking news: Keitanian Revolutionaries have been spotted across the country, Alitrus declares martial law on planets Terra Minimus(Mars), Malen, and Terra Maximus(Earth) | Alitrus has recovered Craminum reserves by finding a mining world near a nebula, both the world and nebula produce Craminum | Alitrus celebrates the birth of Jina Imaito, the new heir to the throne | The 66th fleet has successfully tested orbital bombardment capabilities, according to Admiral Hanaio: "We have turned the test planet into a lava world."
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Camp Hebron
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: Jun 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Camp Hebron » Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:51 pm

Banned for having eight stars
Professional goober.

Proprietor of nuclear fusion technology,
Military and economic superpower of Kantrias.
Secretary General of Kantrias.
Rightful governor of all lands snowy.
Host of the Festival of the Penguin.
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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1207
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:55 pm

Banned for having color similar to the France!
Last edited by Regnum Alea Spaceflee on Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Regnum Alea - Royaume Aléa - Königreich Alea
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Regnum Alea is a French and German speaking Fascist nation located in central Europe. We are well known for our Lovely mountains, Our very paranoid Great leader Markyel and BYZANTINE.
NS Stats are used.*_________________________________-*Most
Currently, I am on a writing rampage, trying to set up my history and my leader factbook at the same time.

This Sig will be updated!
My old sig, for those nostalgia lovers!

I am also your local UN simp
I am also searching for an artist to make me as a Polandball.
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Camp Hebron
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: Jun 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Camp Hebron » Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:59 pm

Banned for comparing me to French "people"
Professional goober.

Proprietor of nuclear fusion technology,
Military and economic superpower of Kantrias.
Secretary General of Kantrias.
Rightful governor of all lands snowy.
Host of the Festival of the Penguin.
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Zanderlock
Envoy
 
Posts: 203
Founded: Nov 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Zanderlock » Tue Jan 17, 2023 3:02 pm

Banned for posting twice so quickly.
Titles, Awards, And Other Achievements
Certified Laforeia Defender And Duck Loyalist QUACK
Professional Dumbass
Government Approved Joke Understanding Degree (Can Understand And Make Jokes)
Certified Meme Poster (Not Necessarily GOOD)
Master’s Degree In Cringe
I only have 7 lines, and have counted. In advance for any reports that could be made.
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Haiton
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Haiton » Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:37 am

Banned for having no factbooks
Just chilling out doing issues, chatting on the forums and posting stuff on the RMB.

NS Stats are canon unless overridden by another source

Addicted to Forum 7
I try to avoid one liners as much as possible but I won't always manage it. If I am "powerwanking" or anything similar rest assured I do not mean it in that way + when I post I can be a bit brainless so if anything comes across as offensive I can pretty much promise that isn't my intention.
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Portzania
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1155
Founded: Oct 30, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Portzania » Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:32 am

banned, just because i felt like it
✟The Christian Republic of Portzania✟
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
Portzania is an underdeveloped nation consisted of an archipelago located in the Mediterranean, near Egypt.
Click here to see which NS stat and policy is canon or not

Novidades! |Largest Earthquake in History Hits Portzania.  | What is a Weeping Flesh Hive? Protect your family. | "It wasn't a hate crime because I loved doing it, officer" Says convicted suspect of Povragi Church vandalism. |"Portzania's Violence Map Shows Alarming Trends" - Portzania Reports

epic bacon > no bacon :(
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Grand Emilia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 139
Founded: Sep 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Grand Emilia » Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:35 am

Banned for having a rippled flag.
She/Her // NS player since 2016 looking for a fresh start. Will talk about music for food.
(I also make history videos on YouTube sometimes!)

✿ The Commonwealth of Grand Emilia ✿
(NS Stats are heavily cherrypicked, all RP is from the POV of my nation's leader unless specified otherwise.)
A Brief Guide to Grand Emilia | A Brief Guide to Myself
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Buhers
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Wed Jan 18, 2023 12:00 pm

banned for using multiple shades of the same color
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh
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Southern Republic of Dixie
Diplomat
 
Posts: 515
Founded: Nov 03, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southern Republic of Dixie » Wed Jan 18, 2023 12:01 pm

Banned for being A Clown.
Pro Southern Modern Independence
Liberalism Southerner
All Races are Equal
Condemn the KKK
LGBTQ+ Rights Anti-Ethno Supremacy Anti-Slavery Anti-Fascist Anti-Communist Pro-Independence
My Nation Facts.
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Hannoura Az-Zengi
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 491
Founded: Jan 06, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hannoura Az-Zengi » Wed Jan 18, 2023 12:02 pm

banned for having crazy colour scheme
Founder of Saimum pact (Wanna join? TG me or go into the OOC thread)
Part of SATA
Impasse with ODP, bordering on mistrust
NSStats not canon, factbooks WIP
Elllo there.I like trains.
I'm a proud Muslim!

Free Palestine.
HANNURA NEWS: LEBANON AND PARTS OF SYRIA GIVEN TO OSMANIC EMPIRE-ISFAHAN RELATIONS WITH HANNURA DETERIORATE RAPIDLY-NEW PLANET HAS BEEN SETTLED (OSHINA)-NEW HIGH-SPEED TRAIN UNDER CONSTRUCTION-OSHINAN GENERAL KHURRAM IS ASSASSINATED. REBEL STRONGHOLD IN SOUTH HAS BEEN RAZED
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Camp Hebron
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: Jun 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Camp Hebron » Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:14 pm

Banned for being a Spokesperson
Professional goober.

Proprietor of nuclear fusion technology,
Military and economic superpower of Kantrias.
Secretary General of Kantrias.
Rightful governor of all lands snowy.
Host of the Festival of the Penguin.
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Indecent Anime Empire
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 186
Founded: Jan 21, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Indecent Anime Empire » Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:16 pm

Banned for lack of originality!
Today's news: Local weeb gets transported to post-apocalyptical by truck-kun. Returns to this world as the demon-lord to propose multiverse socialism.

Factbook looking better....BUUUUT..it needs more spoofing.
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Inhau
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Nov 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Inhau » Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:32 pm

Banned for putting a regular shape on your flag
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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1207
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:42 pm

Banned for having a shield on your flag!
Regnum Alea - Royaume Aléa - Königreich Alea
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Regnum Alea is a French and German speaking Fascist nation located in central Europe. We are well known for our Lovely mountains, Our very paranoid Great leader Markyel and BYZANTINE.
NS Stats are used.*_________________________________-*Most
Currently, I am on a writing rampage, trying to set up my history and my leader factbook at the same time.

This Sig will be updated!
My old sig, for those nostalgia lovers!

I am also your local UN simp
I am also searching for an artist to make me as a Polandball.
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SmimiSmi
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby SmimiSmi » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:01 pm

Banned for mentioning space in your Nation's name
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Goranburg
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Goranburg » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:04 pm

Aexli wrote:
Red Lake Circle wrote:Banned for not being transalpine


banned for influence being Sprat

im dead
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Cannonio
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Dec 28, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cannonio » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:05 pm

SmimiSmi wrote:Banned for mentioning space in your Nation's name

Banned for having a meme as your flag
Named after cannons, Cannonio has a long history. You should like the detail put into it.
Ruling Party: Socio-Liberal party
Founded: 281 AD (Revolted from Rome)
Crazy Text

A Class 1.4 Civilization according to this index.
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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:59 pm

Banned for banning meme flags
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Zanderlock
Envoy
 
Posts: 203
Founded: Nov 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Zanderlock » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:01 pm

Banned because you stepped on Maax Barry's prized DVD collection!
Titles, Awards, And Other Achievements
Certified Laforeia Defender And Duck Loyalist QUACK
Professional Dumbass
Government Approved Joke Understanding Degree (Can Understand And Make Jokes)
Certified Meme Poster (Not Necessarily GOOD)
Master’s Degree In Cringe
I only have 7 lines, and have counted. In advance for any reports that could be made.
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Camp Hebron
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: Jun 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Camp Hebron » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:51 pm

Banned for accusing someone of stepping on Max Barry's DVDs
Professional goober.

Proprietor of nuclear fusion technology,
Military and economic superpower of Kantrias.
Secretary General of Kantrias.
Rightful governor of all lands snowy.
Host of the Festival of the Penguin.
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Milk Island
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 65
Founded: Dec 19, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Milk Island » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:52 pm

banned for fighting about max barry's dvds
Milk News: A community of houses was lit in flames after a leaf-burning ceremony. Mother is not charged with any crimes after dousing her daughter in acid as a punishment.
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Barks Nivvlla
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barks Nivvlla » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:54 pm

Banned for milk on flag
Waffles anyone?
Here is menu:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779506
2 different Rp realities
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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1207
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:55 pm

Banned for disliking milk!
Last edited by Regnum Alea Spaceflee on Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Regnum Alea - Royaume Aléa - Königreich Alea
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Regnum Alea is a French and German speaking Fascist nation located in central Europe. We are well known for our Lovely mountains, Our very paranoid Great leader Markyel and BYZANTINE.
NS Stats are used.*_________________________________-*Most
Currently, I am on a writing rampage, trying to set up my history and my leader factbook at the same time.

This Sig will be updated!
My old sig, for those nostalgia lovers!

I am also your local UN simp
I am also searching for an artist to make me as a Polandball.
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Altsi
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Mar 12, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Altsi » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:56 pm

banned for banning someone that banned someone else that banned some else
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