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Arckiem
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: May 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Arckiem » Mon Jan 09, 2023 7:16 pm

Banned for not having purple in your flag
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Luna Bean
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Aug 01, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Luna Bean » Mon Jan 09, 2023 9:00 pm

Banned for [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
Last edited by Luna Bean on Mon Jan 09, 2023 9:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
By the way, Procrast isn't one of my alts, just I find the concept of their nation very amusing, and it keeps getting better. However, regarding anogbwt gbwpfg, fqeyde ox fgr xbqrpsg vqfmwt.
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Barks Nivvlla
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barks Nivvlla » Mon Jan 09, 2023 9:02 pm

Banned for having a blocked hyperlink
Waffles anyone?
Here is menu:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779506
2 different Rp realities
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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:41 am

Banned for not having blue waffles in your menu
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Inhau
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Nov 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Inhau » Tue Jan 10, 2023 12:57 pm

Banned for having child labor
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Portzania
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Posts: 1155
Founded: Oct 30, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Portzania » Tue Jan 10, 2023 12:58 pm

banned for not having child labor
✟The Christian Republic of Portzania✟
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
Portzania is an underdeveloped nation consisted of an archipelago located in the Mediterranean, near Egypt.
Click here to see which NS stat and policy is canon or not

Novidades! |Largest Earthquake in History Hits Portzania.  | What is a Weeping Flesh Hive? Protect your family. | "It wasn't a hate crime because I loved doing it, officer" Says convicted suspect of Povragi Church vandalism. |"Portzania's Violence Map Shows Alarming Trends" - Portzania Reports

epic bacon > no bacon :(
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Charode
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Charode » Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:48 pm

Banned for not making fun of kids who don't know who Frank Zappa is
Welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of Charode, established 1926 1959!
"Also the music is jazz" - The Almighty God of All Creation
BREAKING NEWS: Learn how this man fixed the concept of prices! (Bob Barker wants to use military-grade weapons to kill him!) - Human cloning technology has gotten to the point where you can't even blink without 238 Roger Craig Smiths appearing in your house and doing the can-can - Texas Roadhouse announces that they will be serving human flesh in their restaurants starting next week - The new iPhone is so powerful that it can actually make you a sandwich
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Inhau
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Posts: 27
Founded: Nov 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Inhau » Tue Jan 10, 2023 6:45 pm

Banned for having too much freedom
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Southern Republic of Dixie
Diplomat
 
Posts: 515
Founded: Nov 03, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southern Republic of Dixie » Tue Jan 10, 2023 6:47 pm

Banned for not having enough freedom.
Pro Southern Modern Independence
Liberalism Southerner
All Races are Equal
Condemn the KKK
LGBTQ+ Rights Anti-Ethno Supremacy Anti-Slavery Anti-Fascist Anti-Communist Pro-Independence
My Nation Facts.
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Kelbenreich
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 10, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Kelbenreich » Tue Jan 10, 2023 6:51 pm

Banned for not sizing your text
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Charode
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Charode » Wed Jan 11, 2023 7:39 am

Banned for sizing your text
Welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of Charode, established 1926 1959!
"Also the music is jazz" - The Almighty God of All Creation
BREAKING NEWS: Learn how this man fixed the concept of prices! (Bob Barker wants to use military-grade weapons to kill him!) - Human cloning technology has gotten to the point where you can't even blink without 238 Roger Craig Smiths appearing in your house and doing the can-can - Texas Roadhouse announces that they will be serving human flesh in their restaurants starting next week - The new iPhone is so powerful that it can actually make you a sandwich
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 125
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Wed Jan 11, 2023 7:44 am 

+----------+
|Banned for|
| having a |
|  square  |
|   flag   |
+----------+
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Hazelarch
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 11, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Hazelarch » Wed Jan 11, 2023 7:45 am

Banned for having fjords on your flag.
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Hazelarch
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 11, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Hazelarch » Wed Jan 11, 2023 7:46 am

Kelbenreich wrote:Banned for not sizing your text

I HAT YOU FOE!!!!!
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Charode
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Charode » Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:26 am

Banned for double posting
Welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of Charode, established 1926 1959!
"Also the music is jazz" - The Almighty God of All Creation
BREAKING NEWS: Learn how this man fixed the concept of prices! (Bob Barker wants to use military-grade weapons to kill him!) - Human cloning technology has gotten to the point where you can't even blink without 238 Roger Craig Smiths appearing in your house and doing the can-can - Texas Roadhouse announces that they will be serving human flesh in their restaurants starting next week - The new iPhone is so powerful that it can actually make you a sandwich
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Portzania
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1155
Founded: Oct 30, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Portzania » Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:27 am

Banned for not banning for double posting
✟The Christian Republic of Portzania✟
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
Portzania is an underdeveloped nation consisted of an archipelago located in the Mediterranean, near Egypt.
Click here to see which NS stat and policy is canon or not

Novidades! |Largest Earthquake in History Hits Portzania.  | What is a Weeping Flesh Hive? Protect your family. | "It wasn't a hate crime because I loved doing it, officer" Says convicted suspect of Povragi Church vandalism. |"Portzania's Violence Map Shows Alarming Trends" - Portzania Reports

epic bacon > no bacon :(
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Hazelarch
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 11, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Hazelarch » Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:44 am

Portzania wrote:Banned for not banning for double posting

What do you mean by that?
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Buhers
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Wed Jan 11, 2023 9:04 am

banned for not using /skip
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh
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Teletubieland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: May 01, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teletubieland » Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:41 pm

Banned for being the skip police.
This nation reflects some of my RL views, but with everything taken to the extreme.
RL Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -5.88; Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.72

All Hail Emporer Pedro of Teletubieland!
God save the King and his commie regime!

Democracy doesn't work. Nor does "Europe".
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Haiton
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Haiton » Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:44 pm

Banned for banning the skip police. The skip police has authority and should not be questioned /j ofc
Just chilling out doing issues, chatting on the forums and posting stuff on the RMB.

NS Stats are canon unless overridden by another source

Addicted to Forum 7
I try to avoid one liners as much as possible but I won't always manage it. If I am "powerwanking" or anything similar rest assured I do not mean it in that way + when I post I can be a bit brainless so if anything comes across as offensive I can pretty much promise that isn't my intention.
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Buhers
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:45 pm

banned for being an overzealous supporter of the skip police
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh
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Improper Classifications
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 397
Founded: Apr 18, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Improper Classifications » Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:50 pm

Banned for only having three posts even though you’ve been here since March 2021
Four-term incumbent Scribe of The Eternal Order, former Interim Prime Minister of The Great Storm
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:The Security Council,

AGHAST at the abuse of the term 'badge hunt' by the Bhang Bhang Ducian WA delegation,

DEMANDING that they stop it,

Hereby Condemns Bhang Bhang Duc.

Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT!

Angeloid Astraea wrote:Defenders moved from Fake Humility back to Big Ego so quickly that it didn't even appear on the activity feed!
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Catalonia RP 2022
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Oct 17, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catalonia RP 2022 » Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:52 pm

banned for having a sig
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Haiton
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Haiton » Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:54 pm

Bban__ddd (disconnected, please wait) (reconnected) forrrrrr noooooot hav_gggg a sssssiiiiggggg
Just chilling out doing issues, chatting on the forums and posting stuff on the RMB.

NS Stats are canon unless overridden by another source

Addicted to Forum 7
I try to avoid one liners as much as possible but I won't always manage it. If I am "powerwanking" or anything similar rest assured I do not mean it in that way + when I post I can be a bit brainless so if anything comes across as offensive I can pretty much promise that isn't my intention.
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Duncaq
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Dec 11, 2009
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Duncaq » Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:55 pm

Banned for gibberish.
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