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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1742
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:00 am

Banned for saying the word "fuck" in a public place
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.

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Kartunesia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Oct 04, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kartunesia » Thu Nov 11, 2021 8:58 pm

Banned for not censoring the word "F*ck"
This is not a signature

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4884
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:42 pm

Banned because that is a signature.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | If I add the suffix "-ist" to my political views, does that make me big brain?
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 18 September 2022 I have no idea what to put here.  Alastair is vibing ig.

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-Astoria-
Senator
 
Posts: 3789
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria- » Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:11 pm

Banned for spraying graffiti.
Republic of Astoria | Pobolieth Asdair - permanent hiatus edition
 25 Sep 2022 
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IC: Anthem (lyrics) • EmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: ⅐ Hep'virateCCL's VP • Hmm artist7 civ • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES


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Nation States Cayo
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Apr 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Nation States Cayo » Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:16 pm

-Astoria- wrote:Banned for spraying graffiti.


Banned for not spraying graffiti.
Cayon Democracy Best Democracy! Remove slavery! Praise Raspberries!
Nation States Cayo is a south pacifican WA Nation with around 300 endorsements. NS Cayons love fruit, especially raspberries. The nation’s leading industry is Basket Weaving, which is also in the top 0.6% in the world.
Capital: South Naranja
Leader: President J. D. Kim
Faith: Naelitaism
Currency: Nulcrani
Animal: Avren Crane (Gruidae Avrenius)
Government type: Cayon Democracy

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:15 am

Banned for Comic Sans on your flag.
Ⱄⱛⰰⰲⰰ Ⰾⰵⱌⱒⰻⰻ ⰻ ⱀⰰⱄⰸⰵⰿⱆ Ⰽⱃⱆⰾⱁⰲⰻ Ⰱⱁⱃⰸⱏⰲⱁⰹⱁⰲⰻ Ⰴⱁⰱⱃⱁⱄⱛⰰⰲⱄⰽⰻⰵⰿⱆ!!!
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2062

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Cereskia 2
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Jul 04, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cereskia 2 » Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:19 am

Banned for having a Sim on your banner
Herro Prease, am Cereskia 2: Electric Boogaloo

Oh yeah, and who da fock is Alastair?????
P.S: These people don't know how to spell "Stickmin" correctly, *Le Facepalm*
Get a load of this adbot sh!t.
-Taco and Dave Panpa.

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Emus Republic of New Guinea
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 118
Founded: Oct 29, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Emus Republic of New Guinea » Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:50 pm

banned for having a number in your name

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 3499
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Nov 12, 2021 4:01 pm

Banned for being anarchy, later lifted
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Italian Tourist Ship Now Under Quarantine and Italian Tourism Ministry Under Investigation | East Timor Refuses Terms of Annexation | Iraqi Republic Pushes Out Caliphate Forces on the Euphrates / NAT:| Skeleton Mafia Back at it Again | Candy Prices at All Time Low | Calcium Intake at All Time High
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 0:28/4:01 Pop
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 3:41/5:09 Gaming
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:20/3:18 Rock
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Fri Nov 12, 2021 4:50 pm

Banned for comics, instead of flag.
Ⱄⱛⰰⰲⰰ Ⰾⰵⱌⱒⰻⰻ ⰻ ⱀⰰⱄⰸⰵⰿⱆ Ⰽⱃⱆⰾⱁⰲⰻ Ⰱⱁⱃⰸⱏⰲⱁⰹⱁⰲⰻ Ⰴⱁⰱⱃⱁⱄⱛⰰⰲⱄⰽⰻⰵⰿⱆ!!!
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2062

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Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Jan 30, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire » Fri Nov 12, 2021 4:51 pm

banned for being on F7
✧ Elder of Defense ✧ for St Abbaddon.

The actual canon name for my nation is Oceania “insert 1984 joke here”. While it has gone through different disambiguations over the centuries, the concurrent form is the Federal Union of Oceania. This concurrent form is a federal union of several constituent states with a president, a large legislature, and a democratic constitution.

Oh yeah, Oceania has this thing where it likes to have a civil war every three decades or so
(My NS name was actually typed in by accident as I didn't know 100% how naming your nation worked on NationStates. So “Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire” is now cursed to be my main on NS)

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4884
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Nov 12, 2021 5:24 pm

Ban because the Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire is neither stratocratic, nor anarchic, nor an empire.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | If I add the suffix "-ist" to my political views, does that make me big brain?
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 18 September 2022 I have no idea what to put here.  Alastair is vibing ig.

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Port Caverton
Minister
 
Posts: 2769
Founded: Oct 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Port Caverton » Fri Nov 12, 2021 7:57 pm

Banned for having too many dispatches
"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

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Arvenia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12642
Founded: Aug 21, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Arvenia » Fri Nov 12, 2021 7:59 pm

Banned for being an anarchy that uses the US flag.
Pro: Political Pluralism, Centrism, Liberalism, Liberal Democracy, Social Democracy, Sweden, USA, UN, ROC, Japan, South Korea, Monarchism, Republicanism, Sci-Fi, Animal Rights, Gender Equality, Mecha, Autism, Environmentalism, Secularism, Religion and LGBT Rights
Anti: Racism, Sexism, Nazism, Fascism, EU, Socialism, Adolf Hitler, Neo-Nazism, KKK, Joseph Stalin, PRC, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Saudi-Arabia, Communism, Ultraconservatism, Ultranationalism, Xenophobia, Homophobia, Transphobia, WBC, Satanism, Mormonism, Anarchy, ISIS, al-Qaeda, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, 969 Movement, Political Correctness, Anti-Autistic Sentiment, Far-Right, Far-Left, Cultural Relativism, Anti-Vaxxers, Scalpers and COVID-19

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The Second JELLIAN Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 149
Founded: Oct 20, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Second JELLIAN Republic » Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:58 pm

Banned for having an uneven tone color in flag.
“Why..”, (Chaotic good), “Debate, don’t argue”, American.
“I know one thing, I know nothing”
This is not my first account.

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Black Raven Movement
Envoy
 
Posts: 271
Founded: Apr 28, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Black Raven Movement » Fri Nov 12, 2021 11:05 pm

Banned by a Brexit voter for having the EU flag.
A Ukrainian political organization founded in the 1800's, now finally having gained power. A story between the man at it's helm, fascist horror, his militant libertarian yet questionably sane brother, a priest who advocates Orthodox Israelism, and a Galician socialist, all under the mercy of the Gods, all determined to fulfill one simple goal: Supremacy over one.
FREE UKRAINE
-I AM THE MESSIAH, THY HOLY FLESH REBORN-

Pessimistic male, unreliable spine, metalhead, multi-instrumentalist/vocalist for Abyss(Experimental metal with a Gothic streak), potential Orthodox convertee.
Straight Mexican-American right-libertarian.
Hosanna.
Watch all of it.
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That excerpt came in handy, baby!

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Wiolgopomorska
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 21, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Wiolgopomorska » Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am

Banned for being a "funni" nation
Pod Wezdrzeniem Grifa


Skrzidlaty Poseł: WPK announces a change to the leadership; will it shift left? | Libertadores siege Mexico City; Escarrists are on their last breath | Arabian Republic introduces a bill for magic rights
User Status: Yumemi teru? Nani mo mitenai? Kataru mo mudana jibun no kotoba?

  • Modern Fantasy Universe where almost everyone is a latent sorcerer, but magic is still stigmatized in most of the world
  • Broken Kashubian ahoy
  • I’m not on drugs somehow, my brain is just that weird
  • Have a nice day!

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:02 am

Banned for mutilating Polish language.
Ⱄⱛⰰⰲⰰ Ⰾⰵⱌⱒⰻⰻ ⰻ ⱀⰰⱄⰸⰵⰿⱆ Ⰽⱃⱆⰾⱁⰲⰻ Ⰱⱁⱃⰸⱏⰲⱁⰹⱁⰲⰻ Ⰴⱁⰱⱃⱁⱄⱛⰰⰲⱄⰽⰻⰵⰿⱆ!!!
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2062

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 3499
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:04 am

Band for no gigapoland.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Italian Tourist Ship Now Under Quarantine and Italian Tourism Ministry Under Investigation | East Timor Refuses Terms of Annexation | Iraqi Republic Pushes Out Caliphate Forces on the Euphrates / NAT:| Skeleton Mafia Back at it Again | Candy Prices at All Time Low | Calcium Intake at All Time High
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 0:28/4:01 Pop
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 3:41/5:09 Gaming
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:20/3:18 Rock
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies

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Arvenia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12642
Founded: Aug 21, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Arvenia » Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:11 am

Banned for destroying Christmas decorations.
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Pro: Political Pluralism, Centrism, Liberalism, Liberal Democracy, Social Democracy, Sweden, USA, UN, ROC, Japan, South Korea, Monarchism, Republicanism, Sci-Fi, Animal Rights, Gender Equality, Mecha, Autism, Environmentalism, Secularism, Religion and LGBT Rights
Anti: Racism, Sexism, Nazism, Fascism, EU, Socialism, Adolf Hitler, Neo-Nazism, KKK, Joseph Stalin, PRC, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Saudi-Arabia, Communism, Ultraconservatism, Ultranationalism, Xenophobia, Homophobia, Transphobia, WBC, Satanism, Mormonism, Anarchy, ISIS, al-Qaeda, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, 969 Movement, Political Correctness, Anti-Autistic Sentiment, Far-Right, Far-Left, Cultural Relativism, Anti-Vaxxers, Scalpers and COVID-19

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4884
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:40 am

Banned for not using the Oxford comma in your sig.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | If I add the suffix "-ist" to my political views, does that make me big brain?
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 18 September 2022 I have no idea what to put here.  Alastair is vibing ig.

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Hemakral
Diplomat
 
Posts: 901
Founded: Nov 02, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hemakral » Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:52 am

Banned for being founded in 2020.
._.

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Potatoeslandia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Jul 26, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Potatoeslandia » Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:54 am

Banned for being in a raider region, so therefore a raider
SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOTATO
"I liek potatoz" I guess
Sun Tzu, apparently wrote:National Technocratic Anarcho-Monarchist Pansexual Sydicalist Commu-Potatoism is the best ideology and always will be.

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 3499
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:57 am

Band for quoting yourself. Big nono
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Italian Tourist Ship Now Under Quarantine and Italian Tourism Ministry Under Investigation | East Timor Refuses Terms of Annexation | Iraqi Republic Pushes Out Caliphate Forces on the Euphrates / NAT:| Skeleton Mafia Back at it Again | Candy Prices at All Time Low | Calcium Intake at All Time High
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 0:28/4:01 Pop
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 3:41/5:09 Gaming
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:20/3:18 Rock
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies

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Bazelgeuse
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jul 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Bazelgeuse » Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:03 pm

Banned for stopping time, then proceeding to try and murder everything in existence

Jojo
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Bazel
F7 guide factbook for newcomers: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1608690
Mhw fan real life
compliance, freedoms, patriotism and defense forces, culture, weather and sector: Agriculture.

News: Third Fleet commander cannot figure out why Vaal Hazak slime is causing all the machinery to dissolve. Several warriors have died trying to fight Zinogre and turn it into a nation. Drunk namielle dragon attacks major population center after eating berries. Pet bazelgeuse dragon found throwing a surprise birthday party for elderly woman. Giant flaming pickle mistaken for a pulsating deviljho, causing mass panic by law enforcement.
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