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Waisnor
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 466
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Sat Jan 01, 2022 2:49 am

suicidal child soldiers brainwashed by their deranged insurgent parents


seriously wtf
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor/Malta Comino Gozo/Carrelie/Alezian Union

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Horacellum Testing Grounds
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: May 18, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Horacellum Testing Grounds » Sat Jan 01, 2022 3:40 am

Matthew goes to a rich dinner party in order to find the killer who was going to appear there. The victims began to appear, and they had strange similarities - they were perfectly cut evenly...


This would be a legit good horror movie imo
An alternative nation to Horacellum. Second Canon a.k.a. FanT Factbooks are kept here.
Fight for the Utopia! The Stars Shall Guide Our Might and Magic!
PLEASE OMIT THE 'TESTING GROUNDS' PART WHENEVER YOU REFER TO THIS NATION
An "otherworldly" nation that is currently on the same timeline as the Cold War Era Earth, full of magics and many other wonders!

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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Sat Jan 01, 2022 6:09 am

Law of Modern Magic

That's pretty cool!
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.

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Kalmk
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Posts: 19
Founded: Dec 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Kalmk » Sat Jan 01, 2022 6:15 am

The time of his reign was named as The Troublesome Times, due to the fact that he was not educated enough to rule.

Poor parenting...

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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sat Jan 01, 2022 6:21 am

Kalmk uses its own calendar with year 0 as the year when the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was accepted by the General Assembly.

This does make sense if you're literally not placed on earth so I guess
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks

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Kalmk
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Posts: 19
Founded: Dec 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Kalmk » Sat Jan 01, 2022 7:27 am

Continental Free States wrote:
Kalmk uses its own calendar with year 0 as the year when the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was accepted by the General Assembly.

This does make sense if you're literally not placed on earth so I guess

What do you mean?

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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sat Jan 01, 2022 7:28 am

Continental Free States wrote:
Kalmk uses its own calendar with year 0 as the year when the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was accepted by the General Assembly.

This does make sense if you're literally not placed on earth so I guess

/Stillme
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks

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The Republic of Western Sol
Diplomat
 
Posts: 730
Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Sat Jan 01, 2022 7:30 am

Continental Free States wrote:
Continental Free States wrote:This does make sense if you're literally not placed on earth so I guess

/Stillme

Amerindians migrated from Siberia to North America at least 12,000 years ago

You learn something new everyday
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Western Sol: In a nutshell

That one pansexual furry Fennec who’s just got his sig back!
A friend to all, lover to one, and enemy of the state!
The Biggest Gaybo in NS, Guaranteed!

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Cannonio
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Posts: 151
Founded: Dec 28, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cannonio » Sat Jan 01, 2022 7:35 am

, made the first non-dirt roads...
Named after cannons, Cannonio has a long history. You should like the detail put into it.
Ruling Party: Socio-Liberal party
Founded: 281 AD (Revolted from Rome)
Crazy Text

A Class 1.4 Civilization according to this index.

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Sat Jan 01, 2022 7:45 am

The Late Medieval Era ended at 1456 AD, when the Byzantines fell.


Three years longer. Nice.
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2063

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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Jan 01, 2022 11:16 am

Easter
First sunday and monday after the first full moon in spring.


Or November 26th-27th, if you want to be accurate.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
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Puzzle
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Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Scytharum
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 177
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Scytharum » Sat Jan 01, 2022 11:28 am

The Czechoslovakian army then proceeded to march to Munich. This was known as "The Munich Disagreement," coming from the controversial Munich Agreement.

Savage comeback by the Czechoslovakian Army!
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of! Scytharum has many vacation spots, protected civil liberties, a strong and capable military, philanthropic charity from the wealthy to the poor, and many economic opportunities to go alongside its rich cheese and richer culture! Get yourself some Scythian cheese today and indulge in the cheddar capital of the world!
| Russian military drills in Sea of Okhotsk raise concerns from Manchuria | Amazonas "Hoarding too many capybaras", says GGL Leader Erica Wilhelm | Vilnius riots suppressed by German Military Police | Scythian Humanitarian Aid sent to Haiti, Mississippi after recent Hurricane Carl

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Leskya
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: Jan 05, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Leskya » Sat Jan 01, 2022 5:01 pm

Britain and France would confederate, creating the Franco-British Union

Literally a fucking nightmare scenario
|✰| I HEAR A KEEN CALL OF YOUR ROADS, O DESERT! |☪|
Biblical immortalisation, apocalyptic desertification, anarchist islamisation, soft schizotech post-civilisation and nuclear commie administration, oh my!
Brother Yathmir | Diplomacy | World History | Desertists | Politics | Economics | Culture | Latest News |
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Sat Jan 01, 2022 10:14 pm

Since its formation, Leskya has been dedicated to its goals of human prosperity through social rewilding, free exchange of information and movement, mutual aid, and the post-civilisation society.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.

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Black Raven Movement
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 400
Founded: Apr 28, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Black Raven Movement » Sat Jan 01, 2022 10:20 pm

Arpasia has the 4th largest defense budget on Raeldon, and is the 2nd strongest nations in all of the Altropian Continent. The Armed Forces is primarily tasked with defense of the nation and her allies, and offense if necessary, it has also supported International peacekeeping and humanitarian relief efforts. The armed forces is formed after the Armed Forces act of 1809,


What a way to kill the mood. Such an abrupt ending, smh my h
A Ukrainian political organization founded in the 1800's, now finally having gained power. A story between the man at its helm, fascist horror, his militant libertarian yet questionably sane brother, a priest who advocates Orthodox Israelism, and a Galician socialist, all under the mercy of the Gods, all determined to fulfill one simple goal: Supremacy above all.
FREE UKRAINE
-Expect a new factbook soon. Bless me.-

Straight male, metalhead, multi-instrumentalist for Abyss, agnostic theist. For you.
Hispanic libertarian. Equal rights, no matter who. All deserve humanity and care.
Hosanna.
It should have been done, the day after Trinity.

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Panhuman Communion
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 27, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Panhuman Communion » Sat Jan 01, 2022 11:31 pm

"We have killed God. The Enlightenment killed him as a whole, and to resurrect him, we must scale back all the ideas of the Enlightenment. We mustn't be impeded in any way, and Nietzsche has provided us the solution."

I don't think Fred would have approved of his ideas being taken in this direction. Then again, it wouldn't be the first time.
|★ The Panhuman Communion ★|
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Transhumanist Post-Scarcity Space Communism

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Earth-24601
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 05, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth-24601 » Sat Jan 01, 2022 11:47 pm

> The Communion government is a non-democratic cyberocracy, being composed of technocratic planners working with artificial intelligences.

OLIVR Liked That.
// A WORLD UNITED BY MACHINE TO SERVE MANKIND \\
DATE: JAN '34

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Waisnor
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 466
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:25 am

highly optimized for the particular quirks of Fugaku


What kind of "particular quirks"?
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor/Malta Comino Gozo/Carrelie/Alezian Union

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Earth-24601
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 05, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth-24601 » Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:35 am

Waisnor wrote:
highly optimized for the particular quirks of Fugaku


What kind of "particular quirks"?


I think is story is apocryphal but I remember reading once someone used evolutionary logic to program a FPGA to do some basic math, and then when forwarding the program to a new FPGA it stopped working, the program was using the particular crosstalk between gates to influence the logic. Probably not true, but I liked the idea! OLIVR having optimized the code to the point that no human could understand it, it was running pure metal.

/SKIP ME
// A WORLD UNITED BY MACHINE TO SERVE MANKIND \\
DATE: JAN '34

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Inner Eye
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Aug 22, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Inner Eye » Sun Jan 02, 2022 4:12 am

The only source of power in waisnor is it's people.


Press X to doubt
Peer into thy soul and tell me what you see, look at thy mind and then give it to me
Dumping ground for my micro-stories set in the (often far) future. The many canons are bound only by Clash music and an excessive dose of caffeine.

Latest works: SIGHT | CREATION

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Sun Jan 02, 2022 5:10 am


He lays his head in the boat's dry deck, thinking about the Church. He was confused. Worse, he doubted. Doubted the Church's wisdom, for he looked about and saw only misery.


His thoughts based.
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2063

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The Archetypal Future Tech Space Empire
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 11, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby The Archetypal Future Tech Space Empire » Sun Jan 02, 2022 8:48 am

King Borzywoj Dobrosławski used sexual services of a teenage boy, during the American-British-Canadian invasion of Lechia


This will be the only thing I’ll bring up via my leaders in the personal opinions thread.
Click here for IC Flag. l lI II l_.
A Tier ∞, Level ∞, Type ∞ omnipotent space empire that can dissolve other empires into goo just by looking at them. [IT’S A SECRET]. I, too, am the incarnation of everyone’s power fantasies and I use spaceships with super-duper-faster-than-light-quantum-travel, large armies of human and robot soldiers; I have cool planets and a leader who kicks so much butt and I use the SpaceBattles Faction Index as well. Also, don’t use Tyranids and Space Marines, they totally ruin my immersion in How YN Soldiers feel about fighting the AN Soldiers even though I said they’re the best. Yes, TAFTSE exists to make fun of all FT nations like this dog making fun of a corgi.

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Cannonio
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Dec 28, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cannonio » Sun Jan 02, 2022 8:51 am

[S E C R E T L O N G B L A C K L I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I N E]
Named after cannons, Cannonio has a long history. You should like the detail put into it.
Ruling Party: Socio-Liberal party
Founded: 281 AD (Revolted from Rome)
Crazy Text

A Class 1.4 Civilization according to this index.

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The African Emirates
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 189
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Sun Jan 02, 2022 10:12 am

The early government was an absolute monarchy, but with 7 advisors. It was named the Kingdom of Catapulta.


This just seems really funny to me, will Cannonio change its name to Relativistic-Launching Railgunia in the future
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A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Posts: 1447
Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Sun Jan 02, 2022 12:19 pm

Colonies in Universe-392025892774038234230573017329185


I'll take 'When QR Codes Save Lives' for a thousand, Alex.

And yes, I will resurrect Alex Trebek for the purposes of that joke.
Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings (and later with multiple other Asian and Native American cultures) motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.
I SUPPORT KRAVEN

Intro RP: Gravity Ships and Garden Snips (involved tribes: Plainsrider, Hawkeye, Wavecrasher)
Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)

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