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Senscaria
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Posts: 253
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Senscaria » Mon May 29, 2023 10:26 pm

It was based in Karazi nationalism, and its primary belief was that Karazicu cannot stray from the ideals of the kingdom of Kyras, and it must retain integrity to them, seeking to restore their glory. Karazi Integralism was also significantly influenced by the ideals of fascism, especially the ideals of Benito Mussolini, and even to a certain extent some of the beliefs of the Nazis.

Well that piqued my interest.
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New Stonen
Attaché
 
Posts: 93
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Stonen » Mon May 29, 2023 10:29 pm

People see their loved ones melt in this substance.
Senscaria has yet to release an official statement on this matter.

.o.
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Nation: New Stonen
Official Name: The Democratic Republic of New Stonen
Population: 184 million
GDP: 28.69 trillion
Army: 1.1 million
Leader: President Alexander Blade
Influence: High
Political Compass: Right Libertarian
Moral Alignment: Neutral Good
A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 10 / Type: 6)

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Great Jenovah
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Posts: 48
Founded: Dec 02, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Great Jenovah » Mon May 29, 2023 10:29 pm

This message was written before the unfortunate death of Thomas Bluestone after a rioter from Mongulu killed him with a sniper

An unfortunate and anticlimactic end to Thomas Bluestone. He gave a pretty charming speech on New Stonen. It definitely is interesting to see a nation with such a developed electoral system.
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 752
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon May 29, 2023 10:41 pm

The Peninsular Empire commands one of the most unique economies in the entire world, boasting a highly-developed centrally-planned model which uses an interlinked cybernetic network for planning; the intersection between state and economy blurs more with every five-year plan implemented.


the good thing about NS is that you can make whatever you want, and have it reach whatever outcome you want regardless of whether that's how it would work or not
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Hiyoko
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Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hiyoko » Mon May 29, 2023 10:43 pm

Continental Free States wrote:First Brazilish Burghercrig.. Twithe Brazilish Burghercrig.. Third Brazilish Burghercrig..

Sheesh, Mrs. Yankee.. I sure do hope that this non-stop instability and slaughter schtick in Brazil isn't some convoluted scheme for an indirect justification for your geopolitical benefit.
⸸ 歿 ⸸ The All-Valkyries' Government of Hiyoko ⸸ 歿 ⸸
The aristocratic realm in the clouds, continuing the great acceleration. One dead Imperialist at a time!
'ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ɢɪʀʟꜱ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴏɴᴇʀꜱ, ᴍᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏᴛᴛɪᴇʀɪ. ɪᴍᴘᴇʀɪᴜᴍꜱ ꜱᴇᴛ ᴀʙʟᴀᴢᴇ, ᴡᴀʀʜᴀᴡᴋꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀɪᴄʜᴇꜱ ʙᴜʀɪᴇᴅ'


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Stratonesia
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Posts: 143
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 29, 2023 10:46 pm

Above all else, Hiyokoan society is driven by an ardent obligation to technological progress. Tempered with an absolute mastery that this isn't in service for some utopian future, but instead it is a bulwark on guard in the defense of the natural order. An nonnegotiable right of a nation to be left to its own devices free from any aggression and influence from deracinated, venal rats whose only god is money.
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
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GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

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HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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Settentrionalia
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Posts: 13
Founded: May 10, 2023
Corporate Bordello

Postby Settentrionalia » Tue May 30, 2023 1:56 am

Let's say, in your neighbourhood, there are ten people named Bob. How do you tell which one is which ka?


I answered you with that quote in “you are banned” forum and it has became literally everyone’s pick to answer me on “AN out of context”
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S E T T E N T R I O N A L I A

”A nation made of an hundred tribes United in a system of freedom, wealth & justice”

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Stralfcyde
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Posts: 21
Founded: Nov 19, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Stralfcyde » Tue May 30, 2023 2:07 am

probably the word "earth"
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Settentrionalia
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Posts: 13
Founded: May 10, 2023
Corporate Bordello

Postby Settentrionalia » Tue May 30, 2023 2:10 am

Stralfcyde wrote:probably the word "earth"

bruh ok I guess
/skipme
S E T T E N T R I O N A L I A

”A nation made of an hundred tribes United in a system of freedom, wealth & justice”

News:
The Settentrionalian congress Asks to the United Assembly international help due to the escalating migrant crisis from the ex-republic of Donka…

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Breizh-Veur
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Posts: 25
Founded: Apr 28, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Breizh-Veur » Tue May 30, 2023 3:57 am

"The Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! of"

I can just imagine ambassadors and diplomats talking about Stralfcyde seriously and they just scream like there's a huge fire whenever they say the full name HAHAHAHAHA
NS stats non-canon, even though I try to have them match my idea of the country. Please refer to any factbooks that might appear. Factbooks WIP.

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Senscaria
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Posts: 253
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Senscaria » Tue May 30, 2023 4:26 am

my aunt's husband literally crossed over the reality barrier just to marry her

Oh.
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BlakeIsHere
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Feb 12, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby BlakeIsHere » Tue May 30, 2023 6:18 am

Uh, we learned the hard way from this.

I guessed so.
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Factbook (canon information) (note: a lot of it is a WIP currently, sorry for the inconvenience)
President: Katherine Williams | Prime Minister: Lucas Blake Ashton | Senate Leader: Sir John Major | Capital: New Caernarfon
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Every post, in General, is an attempt to rile someone up.

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Rhanukhan
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Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Tue May 30, 2023 7:03 am

Most notably, there were no parties and general elections could be called at any time, as opposed to every 5 years like most general elections afterwards would have.


I have long been intrigued to see how a parliament without any parties would function - I look forward to the day that a general election just happens to return nothing but independents.
Halfway between Venus and Mars

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Karazicu
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Posts: 197
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Tue May 30, 2023 12:21 pm

Provincial Law Enforcers have the power of on-the-spot sentencing and punishments for all crimes are either periods of "enforced usefulness" (determined at the individual Enforcer's discretion although a set of guidelines laid down by the provincial government is consulted) or immediate "removal from society" (known respectively as slavery and execution in most countries)

and all right on the spot? sounds like it works very well indeed
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 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
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Arstotskiano
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Tue May 30, 2023 12:29 pm

"Doing this was a mistake."
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1275
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Tue May 30, 2023 12:30 pm

The Parties agree that an attack on one is an attack on all . . .


Not gonna lie, when I read this, I thought it said:

The Parties to ATTACK each other, one attack is all . . .
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Gaybeans
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Posts: 25
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Gaybeans » Tue May 30, 2023 12:35 pm

You see, from exposure to Dark energy, and indeed getting strengthened by it, those with mind-based abilities were able to send their thoughts INSTANTLY across the universe.
bread and roses, frogs and beans, chaos and math rocks

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A Class 4.0 Civilization according to this index.
she/her - godless heathen - my bones hurt
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UIJ
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Posts: 1001
Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby UIJ » Thu Jun 01, 2023 2:00 am

Kayla Traw - the MP for the Devona North constituency at the time - wrote a scathing article regarding her unprofessional conduct in the House of Singing in the Gaybeansian Times in April 2014, calling her a "foul-mouthed hussy"
I am tired of summies :alas:
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Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved, NSG, NSGers (all of them)

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Stratonesia
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Posts: 143
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Thu Jun 01, 2023 2:23 am

Just how hard is your scifi
YOU CAN'T ASK PEOPLE THAT ITS HARASSMENT!!!!
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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Mayensiama
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: May 04, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Mayensiama » Thu Jun 01, 2023 3:42 am

"CENSOR DAA!!!!!"


For some reason this made me laugh
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Mayensiama Today | Catimus XII has died | Week of mourning declared | Catinals from around the country begins vote to elect new Pope | Best parts of Catimus XII life |
We are known for cats, cats and more cats.
Famous quotes from Mayensiama:
May the Cat be with you - Catimus XII (translated) Original: Meow meow meow meow meow meow
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Rhanukhan
Envoy
 
Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Thu Jun 01, 2023 3:58 am

Catimus XII is a cat, since only cats are allowed to be in religious positions.


I noted numerous names incorporating the word, "cat" in your overview and wondered at the significance - I suppose I shouldn't have been too surprised to discover this. :P
Halfway between Venus and Mars

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The Grand Aldmeri Dominion
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 31, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Grand Aldmeri Dominion » Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:02 am

"Although no physical trace of Malachite has been found since the day he vanished, there is suggested to be evidence that the island of Lehpuhrta travelled back in time and was responsible for the founding of the Ahztlarhan civilization - a precursor of the ancient Rhanukhii tribe who founded Rhanukhan itself"

Not only did my man go back in time, he brought the damn island with him

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Nocturus Terra
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Oct 04, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nocturus Terra » Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:28 am

Altmer should ever be too drunk to speak or walk, and likewise, one's physical lust must be tempered as a tool of Praxis; the Aldmeri people must be continued.


I just really enjoy how even lust is turned towards the Aldmeri cause.

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Sarolandia
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Posts: 117
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:31 am

Nocturus Terra wrote:DO NOT share your access code with anyone! Doing so is a criminal offense!

Add it to the record! (jk)
He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Does anyone actually read these?

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Mittle Europa Reich
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: May 28, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Mittle Europa Reich » Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:31 am

DO NOT attempt to access a category without the proper clearance, doing so is considered a criminal offense.

*procced to acces a category without a proper cleareance*
"Now I'm a criminal!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
In all seriousness, I like this, it puts more context.
ninja'd:
We are always facing the constant struggle.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I think you should update your economy to not struggle xD
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