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Stratonesia
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Posts: 138
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
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Postby Stratonesia » Fri May 26, 2023 8:47 pm

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World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
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Stratonesia
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Founded: Sep 27, 2022
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Postby Stratonesia » Sat May 27, 2023 7:14 am

/bump
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
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Karthor
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Posts: 48
Founded: Oct 20, 2018
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Postby Karthor » Sat May 27, 2023 7:33 am

How you doin'? This is Stratonesia speaking.

I can tell
Karthor is always at war for some reason. I wonder why

For information on the current President (Kozbero) of Karthor: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=karthor/detail=factbook/id=1887673

For information on the current Premier (Sathon) of Karthor: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=karthor/detail=factbook/id=1884106

Is Karthor's flag a flag? https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kar ... id=1887038

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Continental Free States
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Posts: 750
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
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Postby Continental Free States » Sat May 27, 2023 8:38 am

The name of Karthor has origins unknown to Humans. However, the Syengons who rule the nation know very well where it came from.


then couldn't they just tell the humans and make it easier lmao
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The Grand Aldmeri Dominion
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Founded: Mar 31, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Grand Aldmeri Dominion » Sat May 27, 2023 8:44 am

"To this end, the nine provinces of New England, Pennsylvania, Eerie, Polaris, Lakeland, Bonaparte, Indiana, New Burgend, and New Susseax more or less benamed Abraham Thompson Lincoln as their 'Foreovergo Dictator' "

I shudder to imagine a world where Lincoln gives speeches in a state called Bonaparte

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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sat May 27, 2023 8:45 am

The Grand Aldmeri Dominion wrote:"To this end, the nine provinces of New England, Pennsylvania, Eerie, Polaris, Lakeland, Bonaparte, Indiana, New Burgend, and New Susseax more or less benamed Abraham Thompson Lincoln as their 'Foreovergo Dictator' "

I shudder to imagine a world where Lincoln gives speeches in a state called Bonaparte

(That name is probably almost definitely going to change because Napoleon doesn't have the same bearing (or, possibly, the same name) in this timeline) /skip
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Caligulas Legion
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jul 09, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Caligulas Legion » Sat May 27, 2023 5:18 pm

Look upon the almighty works of the Children of Auri-El; look upon the magnificence of Alinor, the Seat of Dawn's Beauty, lowly races of Man, and despair at your curse of low blood.


Man, whoever this distant cousin of Superman is, his children sound like a bunch of narccissistic jerks.
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Black Skull Squad
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Founded: Feb 26, 2023
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Postby Black Skull Squad » Sat May 27, 2023 5:20 pm

WELCOME, PROFLIGATES/SLAVES/RANDOM WASTELANDERS WE HAVEN'T ENSLAVED YET.

WTF?! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Ocala II
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Posts: 4
Founded: Feb 09, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ocala II » Sat May 27, 2023 5:21 pm

"decadent democratic scum of the New San Andreas Republic"
lol

anyways have fun going through my 175 dispatches: 0cala
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New Texas Republic
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Founded: Dec 17, 2022
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 5:22 pm

No factbooks, sadly

Edit: thanks, here ya go
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Nice to include that you’re formally banned from there, lol

Also, WHY DO HAVE SO MANY ALTS?!
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Black Skull Squad
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Founded: Feb 26, 2023
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Postby Black Skull Squad » Sat May 27, 2023 5:27 pm

Ocala II wrote:"decadent democratic scum of the New San Andreas Republic"
lol

anyways have fun going through my 175 dispatches: 0cala

I NEVER SAID THAT!
/stillme

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0cala
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Posts: 116
Founded: May 26, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby 0cala » Sat May 27, 2023 5:29 pm

you posted a second before i posted.
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Black Skull Squad
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Founded: Feb 26, 2023
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Postby Black Skull Squad » Sat May 27, 2023 5:31 pm

0cala wrote:you posted a second before i posted.

Oh ok, then it's not mein, stillme.
/stillme.

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New Texas Republic
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Founded: Dec 17, 2022
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 5:32 pm

Black Skull Squad wrote:
0cala wrote:you posted a second before i posted.

Oh ok, then it's not mein, stillme.
/stillme.


But I thought it was my turn ._.

Edit: y’know what? bn, do both of us instead
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Black Skull Squad
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Founded: Feb 26, 2023
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Postby Black Skull Squad » Sat May 27, 2023 5:35 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:
Black Skull Squad wrote:Oh ok, then it's not mein, stillme.
/stillme.


But I thought it was my turn ._.

Edit: y’know what? bn, do both of us instead

yeah, I was complicating myself doing the post of what happened :rofl:

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Terran American State
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Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 11, 2022
Anarchy

Postby Terran American State » Sat May 27, 2023 9:52 pm

The Großen Fuhrer wouldn't like this, he will send the Scarlet Guard if you keep with this.

Okay, sure.
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Portzania
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Posts: 1155
Founded: Oct 30, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Portzania » Sat May 27, 2023 9:55 pm

To Americans and its numerous allies, it is a great bastion of democracy. To others, however. It is merely a thinly-veiled imperium that is increasingly getting desperate and violent to swallow the whole world.

The Terran American Military alongside its NATO allies is currently engaging terrorists in the International Mandate of India after the collaspe of the fascist regime that previously controlled and brutalized the entire Indian subcontinent.

That... Escalated extremely quickly.
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UIS Leviathan
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Founded: Nov 16, 2016
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Postby UIS Leviathan » Sat May 27, 2023 11:04 pm

Same-sex relationships are only recognized if they've served in the military.

lmfao what
was this specifically for the navy?
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-Thars-
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Founded: May 23, 2023
Corporate Police State

Postby -Thars- » Sat May 27, 2023 11:19 pm

I am the voice lmfao
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A dictatorship formed by Martian colonists united by their hatred of Earthlings and America's conservative politics.
Outspokenly socially progressive (especially regarding LGBTQ+ issues), but highly authoritarian, corrupt, and corporatist. Near future tech.
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Martians > Earthlings

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German-Eurpean Union
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Founded: Apr 30, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby German-Eurpean Union » Sat May 27, 2023 11:21 pm

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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat May 27, 2023 11:47 pm

Official languages: German, Ukrainian, English, Romanian
National languages: German, French, English, Polish, Spanish, Italian, Sweedish, Norwegain, Finnish, Dänish, Ukrainian/Russian, Greek, Balkan slavic/Serbia Croatia etc, Bulgarian, Burmese and Kurdish.


Why are Burmese and Kurdish national languages? And why isn't Portuguese, Dutch, Frisian, and Helvetic?
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German-Eurpean Union
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Ex-Nation

Postby German-Eurpean Union » Sat May 27, 2023 11:49 pm

Free Ravensburg wrote:
Official languages: German, Ukrainian, English, Romanian
National languages: German, French, English, Polish, Spanish, Italian, Sweedish, Norwegain, Finnish, Dänish, Ukrainian/Russian, Greek, Balkan slavic/Serbia Croatia etc, Bulgarian, Burmese and Kurdish.


Why are Burmese and Kurdish national languages? And why isn't Portuguese, Dutch, Frisian, and Helvetic?


Portugal got annexed by spain Dutch language is called cheap Germany and looked down when spoken in public and the other 2 werent relevant enough. Kurdish and Burmese are because both are strong international allies (Colonies)


/Skip me

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Great Jenovah
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Founded: Dec 02, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Great Jenovah » Sat May 27, 2023 11:53 pm

Free Ravensburg wrote:
Official languages: German, Ukrainian, English, Romanian
National languages: German, French, English, Polish, Spanish, Italian, Sweedish, Norwegain, Finnish, Dänish, Ukrainian/Russian, Greek, Balkan slavic/Serbia Croatia etc, Bulgarian, Burmese and Kurdish.


Why are Burmese and Kurdish national languages? And why isn't Portuguese, Dutch, Frisian, and Helvetic?

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Senscaria
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Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Senscaria » Sun May 28, 2023 12:07 am

The Jenovachi bureaucracy preaches pure meritocracy which has fostered a cutthroat political culture, regularly breeding statesmen of wunderkind status and as swiftly eliminating them in merciless grabs for power; assassinations are a regularity in the upper echelons of state while duels for honor, an antiquated practice, are declared against adversaries. It ensures the weak and feeble are wiped out while ones who possess a sharp mind and political savvy remain in power, of course with constraints and boundaries.

Well that's brutal but I'd say necessary.
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Kuerhyedeenistan
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Founded: Aug 26, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Kuerhyedeenistan » Sun May 28, 2023 1:21 am

When the nukes strike, just head into the park basements, there one would find doors leading to the maintenance settlements, stay there, it's fine.

I'm reassured.

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