Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[Pellucidar]

A monastic cult centered around some kind of Alien or Extradimensional entity believed to be buried deep beneath America. They call this being the Interloper (which means "invader" or "tresspasser"), and revere it as a source of Eldritch enlightenment. They have some unorthodox practices, but mostly leave others alone.

How deep? Should we be concerned that its here in the Hollow Earth with us?

[Settentrionalia]

Hooja the Sly One - Villain of unknown origins. Worked with Mahars, Sagoths, and outcasts to bring down The Empire of Pellucidar. Killed by the Federation Navy in battle.

Damn i would like to know more about his villain backstory

[Stratonesia]

I just want to know about the Settentrionalian space travel and this is what I get. A pictorial equivalent of "f██k you".

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

LIVE, FROM GUDAVILLE — ONE CITY, A MILLION TROUBLES.

Not a Guda-time, huh?

*flees*

[Lurinsk]

If one takes issue with the format or colors of the flag, tough teabags. It is relevant to the Caleshan, and they could not care less what an outsider thinks.

mean

[Settentrionalia]

(Image)

I just want to know about the Settentrionalian space travel and this is what I get. A pictorial equivalent of "f██k you".

I gotta wait to have an issue that can give me the space program policy sorry
/skipme

[Darkwater Academy]

"Cereal does not really exist in Lurinsk - many people consider it to be an inferior food"

This was obviously written pre-Reeses Puffs invention

[Cyber Duotona]

They are not as capable of complex tasks as skeletons, but labor just as hard.

BEING UNDEAD IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE LATE TO WORK. YOUR PAY IS BEING DOCKED.

[Eragon Island]

often shortened . . . or colloquially/pejoratively as Cyber Duotona

The way I read this, I thought it said Colloquially Pejoratively Cyber Duotona. Shortened indeed

[America Republican Edition]

Hyper-intelligent insects, and average intelligent sapient, that are bent on multiversal domination, with access to quantum reversement properties.

Yikes

[New-lamp Dynasty]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Everytime i read these factbooks fr

[Darkwater Academy]

"So to summarize
Moths: 41.5%
Bees: 18.5%
Ants: 19%
Dragonflies: 8%
Butterflies: 6.8%
Spiders 2%
Beetles 4.2%

Our general population in numbers is 78trillion"

accurate

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

The crystals on their backs are formed from digested & refined calcium, and can be used in place of bonemeal when needed.

Um. Anyone who does would kinda explode.

Or melt.

Or both.

*filed under “Intern Responsibilities”*

[Selanese Empire]

Caleshan fighting games are NOTORIOUSLY difficult to master, as they are specifically intended to be realistic in their combat mechanics. It is wholly possible to become a strong martial artist from playing Caleshan 1v1 games.

Guess there will be no LARPers in this world.

[Eragon Island]

The etymology of the term Selania is unknown.

That moment you don't know why your nation is named it's name

[The Grand Aldmeri Dominion]

"Points of Freedom
These are newly implemented things. Basically, if you do good under control, you can earn POFs"

Had to grind for this control over my own body

[Stratonesia]

Xarxes is the God of Ancestors, and of Secret Knowledge, and Scribe of Auri-El.

First of all...

Showing results for Xerxes
Search instead for Xarxes

Second... is "Auri-El" an ancestor of Clark Kent?

[Rhanukhan]

It's time to teach Ragark and those lads a "fashion" lesson! 'SIC EM BOYS!

If you have need of some fine Rhanukhani silks I'm sure that a favourable trade deal can be arranged

[Eragon Island]

Eggroll family

How does one have a family of eggrolls?

[New Texas Republic]

Happyland. The name evokes thoughts of the perfect utopia. What would that be for you? A perfect family. Perfect government. Healthy energy and food.

That honestly sounds kinda creepy, and a good plot for a sci-fi thriller simultaneously.

[The Grand Aldmeri Dominion]

"- Burglary is illegal.
Anybody caught stealing will spend up to 10 years in prison, depending on how valuable the object is.

Underage burglary is illegal.
Any underage person caught stealing will spend up to 5 years in juvenile prison."

New challenge, steal as much as possible in the hour before you become an adult, and cop that reduced sentence

[Kingdom of Lechia]

Khajiit: The "Cat-folk" of the Elsweyr Deserts of Anequina and Pelletine, Khajiit are known to assume a number of differing forms based on the Moons on the day of their birth, from the housecat-like spellcaster Alfiq, to the bipedal "Cat-men" Cathay and Cathay-Raht, to even the vaguely Elf-like Ohmes and Ohmes-Raht.

Half-people half-cats?!

[The Great Nevada Overlord]

Unitary fascist Pagan theocratic elective absolute monarchy under a totalitarian regime

Sounds like me on an average Friday.

[Free Ravensburg]

ACCESS TO THIS PAGE IS HIGHLY RESTRICTIVE, PUNISHMENT WILL BE GUARANTEED. IF NOT AUTHORIZED TURN BACK NOW.

Bro, do you know what memetic kill agents are

[Kuerhyedeenistan]

Amadeus, pissed at the bully, found the nearest item (a desk) and threw the bully into the desk. Needless to say, she (the bully) was expelled. After that, no one messed with Amadeus Freidrich.

I'm team Amadeus.