Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[Darkwater Academy]

"Multiple accounts have also seen 3 - 6 people "morphed" into the creature's body, weeping with agony, giving it's name, the "Weeping Flesh Hive", a disgusting freak of nature, a mound of mutated flesh."

It's a start

[Gaybeans]

The Gallery: A collection of remains of the Academy's most impressive creations, preserved in formaldehyde & ether solvent for all time. Exhibits include a seven-headed stitched zombie, a "harpy", a skull with five eye sockets and no other discernible orifices, and a flesh-golem imitation of a Common Mermaid.

...i wanna visit...

[Selanese Empire]

The usual term for someone from the Republic of Gaybeans is Gaybeansian but other more colloquial nomenclature includes bean boi, lesbean and straightrice.

Are these even etymologically related…

[Galicia-Podolia]

"Hornislav." Marvelous.

[Union Hispanica de Naciones]

The Noob Corps is a group of military divisions that contain Noobs.

Bruh, I died reading this

[Reich of the New World Order]

English is the de facto national language. Approximately 70% of the population speaks English as a first language, with another 23% speaking Spanish as a first language. The third most dominant language was Chinese, with 0.9% of the population being native speakers.

Not something you would expect from a nation which is the entire Spanish speaking world united.

[The Walls]

English is the de facto national language. Approximately 70% of the population speaks English as a first language, with another 23% speaking Spanish as a first language. The third most dominant language was Chinese, with 0.9% of the population being native speakers.

Not something you would expect from a nation which is the entire Spanish speaking world united.

Archona

Not really a line at all. But i really think your nation has a kind of nostalgic vibe to it. It reminds me somewhat of evil cyber based nation from some 90s sci fi 8 bit game.

[Ulajhan]

of what remains of mankind

"Heh."

-yeah about that?

An abnormal stalking and ambushing its target.

"A smile only a mother can love."

-ooc

[Of Memers]

A REMINDER TO ALL VISITORS

CURFEW BEGINS AT EXACTLY 10:00:00 PM CPT

FAILURE TO ADJUST YOUR SCHEDULE TO MEET CURFEW mAy L3@D To-

NOTHING.

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

YOU ARE SAFE.

COME OUTSIDE.

YOU ARE SAFE.

my god

[Rhanukhan]

With its imposing presence and devastating arsenal, the Memersian Dreadnought strikes fear into the hearts of enemies, serving as the pinnacle of Memersian military technology and power.

What modern army isn't complete without an outrageously over-armed colossal battlemech?

[Terra Britania]

Human and Symyan officers of the Rhanukhan Orbital Defence Force.

https://youtu.be/QPX9b3Vtz0I

[Union Hispanica de Naciones]

English is the de facto national language. Approximately 70% of the population speaks English as a first language, with another 23% speaking Spanish as a first language. The third most dominant language was Chinese, with 0.9% of the population being native speakers.

Not something you would expect from a nation which is the entire Spanish speaking world united.

No wait, that's wrong, I edited the copied version wrong.
/skipmenow is good:

El español es el idioma nacional predeterminado de facto. aproximadamente 83% habla el español como primer lenguage, con otro 13%% hablando alguna lengua nativa de su pueblo como lengua principal. La tercera lengua mas hablada es el Inglés, con 4% de la población hablandolo como lengua oficial, sobre todo en las zonas de los antiguos estados de Estados Unidos que ahora forman parte del Virreinato de Nueva España.

/skipme

[Karazicu]

Words listed below with the descriptor "not vulgar" are terms used in science, law, or any formal context for referring to otherwise obscene meanings. Those with "slightly vulgar" are more informal, but do not carry profane connotations and are often heard in day-to-day speech.

if only we could see actually vulgar words in this iteration of english

[Washington-Columbia]

In accordance with the 1999 Information Security Act, this article has been taken down as it containins harmful material that may interfere with the natural order of the island. We apologise for any inconvenience that this may have caused.

le my Yugo finally being able to recive gas after 1999

[New Texas Republic]

There have been more cases of metal backpacks thrown at backyard doors in Washington-Columbia than any other country in The Kodiak Republic, Combined

That’s…interesting. I guess.

[Continental Free States]

March 2, 1836 - The original republic of Texas was created during as a result of the First Texan revolution, due to the fact that neither Mexico nor America wanted Texas.

December 28, 1845 - After some discussion, Texas becomes part of America again.

again?

[New Texas Republic]

March 2, 1836 - The original republic of Texas was created during as a result of the First Texan revolution, due to the fact that neither Mexico nor America wanted Texas.

December 28, 1845 - After some discussion, Texas becomes part of America again.

again?

Yes. This is the Second Republic, not the first. (Note that this is IC only. I have never had an alt account before.)

/skipme

[Kuerhyedeenistan]

March 2, 1836 - The original republic of Texas was created during as a result of the First Texan revolution, due to the fact that neither Mexico nor America wanted Texas.

December 28, 1845 - After some discussion, Texas becomes part of America again.

again?

errandgewritewrixle: (letter) correspondence

<3

[-Thars-]

we get eight nuts each!

[The Saucer Pilots]

In December 2131, an anonymous masked individual going by the alias Chaos began to instigate a rebellion against the Empire. [...] Despite Thars' strong military, Chaos dispatched Tharsian forces with relative ease using intelligent strategies and tactical maneuvers. This rebellion is currently still underway today.

"Chaos". A subtle individual indeed.

[Terra Britania]

[...] albeit for their own interests having to do with not ruining Sperm Bank Earth with World War Three

r/BrandNewSentence

[Rhanukhan]

Three out of the dozen of spies managed to poison themselves but at the end of the day, both conventional interrogations and mind uploading unmasked the masterminds behind the hijacking: an old and particularly vile enemy of both the Capitalist West and the Socialist East which was vanquished in this timeline.

I suspect that I can guess who's being implied here - 'twas an entertaining story.

And since I was evidently ninja'd while reading it...

The first soothly menish leeds, those of the ard Homo sapiens, to settle in the lands to become the English Ielands, called Britannia by gesheeders after their Romish name, came around 30,000 years ago, learned through the stone tools from the Old Stonetide were found in many places in the ieland.

Oh no, another one of those countries

[Free Ravensburg]

It was built from 2004 to 2007AU according to the design of architect, Dominic Trouserpress, to house the Citizens' Assembly and the Supreme Chairman of Rhanukhan.

What is that surname?! It's hilarious

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

The Baltic Thing

*looks at picture*

That would be a 'sea'.

[Red Shift Remnants]

"Caleshan children are raised by their tribe as a whole, rather than by immediate family."

Imagine having to put down a guardian for medical documents and having to write like ten names lol.