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America Republican Edition
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Founded: Feb 09, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby America Republican Edition » Fri May 19, 2023 9:07 am

The Weeping Flesh Hive is an invasive species found all over the islands in Portzania. There is no documented footage of Weeping Flesh Hives, at least by video, despite their huge frame, due to reclusively and living spaces usually underground.


Now I am itching to write a factbook about insectoid eldritch terrors.
IC Name: United States of America
Wassup I’m the United States of America if America were still Republican since the Reagan administration. This is like the United States in real life except kind of alternate history; the United States keeps electing Republican candidates between 1989 to 2017 under the Trump administration. This represents my beliefs in televangelism, American-made guns, Republicanism, inability to read a Bible and be a true Christian, irrational xenophobia, vanity, insecurity, homosexual-in-denial, promoting gun safety even when shooters are killing hundreds of kids etc.
This puppet shitposts.

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Eragon Island
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Postby Eragon Island » Fri May 19, 2023 9:09 am

“The mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell; mitochondrion is singular while mitochondria is plural. There, you’ve learned something from this factbook.”


NOooooOoOOOoOOOO!!!! SICENCE!!!! AHHHHH! KILL IT!
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

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Cyber Duotona
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Founded: May 12, 2023
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Cyber Duotona » Fri May 19, 2023 9:14 am

Portzania wrote:
formed after the failure of the russian invasion of ukraine (2022-2026) in which russia was integrated into the eu, unification co-led by the european union and the united kingdom.

Well, that was... A very fast entire integration.

that's how long the invasion took. russia most likely collapsed on its own internal pressure, and i imagine it took europe a while to pick up the pieces. (SKIP)
//cyber//duotona//
the year is 2086. earth is unrecognizable to its past self as the old world burns and fades away. nature is kept on a knife's edge, a state it has been in for half a century. duotona remains as its last bastion of hope. [nation does not reflect OOC views. ns stats are pulverised into a fine powder.]
where else i hide online / currently obsessed with: klonoa / nation currently very WIP, hang in there!

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Indecent Anime Empire
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Posts: 186
Founded: Jan 21, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Indecent Anime Empire » Fri May 19, 2023 9:29 am

oh, nearly forgot to mention, i am indeed a furry.


:3 best one out there
Today's news: Local weeb gets transported to post-apocalyptical by truck-kun. Returns to this world as the demon-lord to propose multiverse socialism.

Factbook looking better....BUUUUT..it needs more spoofing.

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Eragon Island
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Postby Eragon Island » Fri May 19, 2023 9:32 am

Indecent Anime Empire wrote:
oh, nearly forgot to mention, i am indeed a furry.


:3 best one out there

Uh . . . he skipped, for I know I didn't write that. Either that, or you were ninja'd. So . .

/stillmeunlessfixed
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

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Karazicu
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Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Fri May 19, 2023 12:00 pm

IAE:
the US planned to drop their three nuclear bombs on the targets in japan

three nukes on them instead of just two?
8) 8) 8)

where tho

EI:
The Demon's early life is mostly unknown, thanks to our new alliance with her.

that sounds like a reason to be able to know more. unless you all agreed to keep that shit secret
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
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Eragon Island
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Postby Eragon Island » Fri May 19, 2023 12:02 pm

Karazicu wrote:IAE:
the US planned to drop their three nuclear bombs on the targets in japan

three nukes on them instead of just two?
8) 8) 8)

where tho

EI:
The Demon's early life is mostly unknown, thanks to our new alliance with her.

that sounds like a reason to be able to know more. unless you all agreed to keep that shit secret

Yes.

/skip
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

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The Walls
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Founded: May 10, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Walls » Fri May 19, 2023 12:12 pm

Karazicu wrote:IAE:
the US planned to drop their three nuclear bombs on the targets in japan

three nukes on them instead of just two?
8) 8) 8)

where tho

EI:
The Demon's early life is mostly unknown, thanks to our new alliance with her.

that sounds like a reason to be able to know more. unless you all agreed to keep that shit secret

Ignore Cannon
The Ignore Cannon is capable of rendering nations in a state in which their actions and any actions they may have taken will be entirely disregarded by means of some timey-winey things that we cannot quite explain, and will not explain. The state that the Ignore Cannon leaves the targeted nations in is known as being "ignored." Nations being ignored will find themselves unable to undertake any sorts of actions against certain other nations, including us. It appears that this phenomenon is due to the fact that any action that they try to undertake never seems to affect the rest of the world. We don't quite know how it works, it just does.

The ArmA III Reference of Karazicu
One hundred years ago, humanity lived in peace until giant humanoid creatures called titans appeared and drove mankind towards the brink of extinction by devouring almost all human life. The survivors erected three walls, Sina, Rose, and Maria, to protect humanity from the mindless titans. With only one million humans left the people of the walls await the day until they can reclaim what was once lost, or more likely, dread the day until they too will be devoured by the titan abominations.

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Mindhart
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Founded: Mar 16, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Mindhart » Fri May 19, 2023 3:10 pm

Survey Corps.

Lmao I thought it was soldiers who collected info for some reason
L G B T Q +

She/her
Protogennnnn!
press X to be sad

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Trump Almighty
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Founded: Dec 07, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Trump Almighty » Fri May 19, 2023 3:12 pm

At the time, there were riots, no medical supplies, and some had resorted to eating pets. Because of these conditions, she won, and promptly joined the council.


Vote for Artist; the stakes are too high for you to stay at home

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Selanese Empire
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Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Fri May 19, 2023 3:16 pm

Finally, we have removed all jails and prisons from our nation and abolished its’ police force. All criminals now must undergo either capital or corporal punishment.


:clap:
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
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America Republican Edition
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Founded: Feb 09, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby America Republican Edition » Fri May 19, 2023 5:07 pm

The National Salvation air force set eyes on the Siniaja Voda Air Base of the Selanese Imperial Air Force, located on an outlying island of the same name. They quickly set up a makeshift airfield near the region, ready to occupy the island or destroy the air base.


What, how did rebels get an Air Force so quickly
IC Name: United States of America
Wassup I’m the United States of America if America were still Republican since the Reagan administration. This is like the United States in real life except kind of alternate history; the United States keeps electing Republican candidates between 1989 to 2017 under the Trump administration. This represents my beliefs in televangelism, American-made guns, Republicanism, inability to read a Bible and be a true Christian, irrational xenophobia, vanity, insecurity, homosexual-in-denial, promoting gun safety even when shooters are killing hundreds of kids etc.
This puppet shitposts.

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Chaolan
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Founded: Mar 27, 2023
Anarchy

Postby Chaolan » Fri May 19, 2023 8:44 pm

Portzania wrote:
formed after the failure of the russian invasion of ukraine (2022-2026) in which russia was integrated into the eu, unification co-led by the european union and the united kingdom.

Well, that was... A very fast entire integration.


The mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell;

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Karazicu
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Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat May 20, 2023 10:54 pm

10) I couldn't think of a 10th fact.

but there is a 10th fact right there, so you were able to come up with a 10th fact ;)
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like

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Stratonesia
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Founded: Sep 27, 2022
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Postby Stratonesia » Sun May 21, 2023 2:09 am

In general, it may be the safest option to not say anything about them, not even in private as any room you could be in is likely to be bugged.

"Wow, this place's police are so bats██t insane. You can't even mention them without them coming for you. They make SCP-●●|●●●●●|●●|● look like a p██sy in comparison.
Oh, wait, what's that Ragark? There's a bunch of assholes with 'CP' on their attire harassing staffs in the Obsidian Palace? Alright, you have my permission to kick their ass."
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Sun May 21, 2023 2:29 am

There Is Only One Man Who Will Stop You, and That's Me!


Try to pronounce THAT acronym…
Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings (and later with multiple other Asian and Native American cultures) motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.
I SUPPORT KRAVEN

Intro RP: Gravity Ships and Garden Snips (involved tribes: Plainsrider, Hawkeye, Wavecrasher)
Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)

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The Astellian Kingdom
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Founded: Jun 02, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Astellian Kingdom » Sun May 21, 2023 12:13 pm

Caleshan are not much for artistic pursuits, choosing instead to throw themselves into their work and express themselves in their skills in those endeavors.

No crazy and cool tribal artistry?
  • Magical doll kingdom provided by Azur Deutschland's user.
  • MMORPGs were a big inspiration for this project.
The Kingdom of Astellia
"Song and Sword - Gear and Key"

Dolls given life and land in the world of Harahel, a magical land filled with mystical races and nations.
Battle of Rose

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Jilia
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Founded: May 13, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Jilia » Sun May 21, 2023 12:19 pm

The first Astels were created out of the very earth during the early years of the world. They rose from the rocks and soil as the magical energy of the world animated them.


It would be awesome if Astels were Earthworm Dolls with magic abilities, just a random opinion

Seemingly, the world of Harahel spills the magical energy of life periodically over the years. Some of this magical energy will create new Rosa Mysticae, forming new Astels.


a really neat concept, and also, I never knew life energy can be spilled periodically, 10/10 very creative
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Gender: Male
Religion: buddhism
Political Compass: LibRight
Moral Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Supports LGBTQ+ Groups

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Karazicu
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Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sun May 21, 2023 12:27 pm

The Indonesian Republic treated the Jilians poorly committing mass genocide and some horrible stuff that shall not be listed here

soeharto moment
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like

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Terra Britania
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Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Terra Britania » Sun May 21, 2023 8:44 pm

Perhaps the most controversial of the Karazi units is the Civilna Prostasija, often shortened to CP [...] It is also alleged that the CP operates death squads [...] The Karazi Arma and the CP has formed an alliance [...]

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♔ | ♔ | ♔ KINGRIC of ENGLAND | ♕ | CASERLY GEMEANWEALTH ♔ | ♔ | ♔
MT set in 2023; probably slightly less fucked than RL at this point. NS stats shot with a longbow at Agincourt.
Sooþbooks - Overlook - Ƿorld
The Sunday Post: Leader of Europawide mantrading syndicate fastnimmed in Trentschin; his syndicate smuggled over 6,000 women and children from Africa and the Near East since 2015, many of whom are still missing | "Orsetting workers with automatons is not only unmenishly but harmful for the werthship in the long run" says Workers' LG in onspeak to the Lawthing | Spanish fightbomber shot down by MANBFOS over Orléansville, Mauretania, while throughfaring bombing run; flier outthrown orfollowfully and redded by nearby French troops
Harmonic Empire's bitch♡ | ♚ Long live the King! ♚ | Sleep Paralysis Demon™ since 2022 | くたばれVeganの野郎どもよ | Current flag waifu: Jeanne d'Arc (Alter), from Padoru Padoru

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Stratonesia
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Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sun May 21, 2023 9:00 pm

Translating from Schizo English
When at crig, the English military will ongripe a fiendly land's werthship, industry, military, and willingness to fight.
to Normal English
When at war, the English military will attack an enemy land's economy, industry, military, and willingness to fight.

Oh-ho... the Brits ain't messin' around here!
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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The Saucer Pilots
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Founded: Aug 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Sun May 21, 2023 9:03 pm

[From "All-Stratonesia Radio and Television Company"]
.hack//Lain (what the f███)


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The Great Air Domain
Not-Fully-Automated So-So Bi Space "Communism", the nation. Also, responsible for the half-truths around 1950s UFO sightings.
Basics / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / Military (?) / Weather Balloon: A Story/ The Men in Black/The Majestic 12: America's real govt.

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The Walls
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Founded: May 10, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Walls » Mon May 22, 2023 1:10 am

They're basically Space Elves, that's it.


Even in space elves are annoying.
One hundred years ago, humanity lived in peace until giant humanoid creatures called titans appeared and drove mankind towards the brink of extinction by devouring almost all human life. The survivors erected three walls, Sina, Rose, and Maria, to protect humanity from the mindless titans. With only one million humans left the people of the walls await the day until they can reclaim what was once lost, or more likely, dread the day until they too will be devoured by the titan abominations.

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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon May 22, 2023 3:06 am

Titans are large humanoids with a resemblance like naked male humans but lack the distinct reproductive organs. The height of most Titans varies from 3 meters - 15 meters.


that-that's a wide margin of height holy shit
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks

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Portzania
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Founded: Oct 30, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Portzania » Mon May 22, 2023 8:22 am

America has one of the least rotten regerings in the world, and a higher mean income than most of the world's lands. A highly onwicked land, America is one of the world's biggest in- or outfarers, and its befolking hold over 16.5% of the world's wealth.

I make it my life goal to never read your language encyclopedia and try to decrypt this myself.
✟The Christian Republic of Portzania✟
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
Portzania is an underdeveloped nation consisted of an archipelago located in the Mediterranean, near Egypt.
Click here to see which NS stat and policy is canon or not

Novidades! |Largest Earthquake in History Hits Portzania.  | What is a Weeping Flesh Hive? Protect your family. | "It wasn't a hate crime because I loved doing it, officer" Says convicted suspect of Povragi Church vandalism. |"Portzania's Violence Map Shows Alarming Trends" - Portzania Reports

epic bacon > no bacon :(

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