Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[America Republican Edition]

The Weeping Flesh Hive is an invasive species found all over the islands in Portzania. There is no documented footage of Weeping Flesh Hives, at least by video, despite their huge frame, due to reclusively and living spaces usually underground.

Now I am itching to write a factbook about insectoid eldritch terrors.

[Eragon Island]

“The mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell; mitochondrion is singular while mitochondria is plural. There, you’ve learned something from this factbook.”

NOooooOoOOOoOOOO!!!! SICENCE!!!! AHHHHH! KILL IT!

[Cyber Duotona]

formed after the failure of the russian invasion of ukraine (2022-2026) in which russia was integrated into the eu, unification co-led by the european union and the united kingdom.

Well, that was... A very fast entire integration.

that's how long the invasion took. russia most likely collapsed on its own internal pressure, and i imagine it took europe a while to pick up the pieces. (SKIP)

[Indecent Anime Empire]

oh, nearly forgot to mention, i am indeed a furry.

:3 best one out there

[Eragon Island]

oh, nearly forgot to mention, i am indeed a furry.

:3 best one out there

Uh . . . he skipped, for I know I didn't write that. Either that, or you were ninja'd. So . .

/stillmeunlessfixed

[Karazicu]

IAE:

the US planned to drop their three nuclear bombs on the targets in japan

three nukes on them instead of just two?


where tho

EI:

The Demon's early life is mostly unknown, thanks to our new alliance with her.

that sounds like a reason to be able to know more. unless you all agreed to keep that shit secret

[Eragon Island]

IAE:

the US planned to drop their three nuclear bombs on the targets in japan

three nukes on them instead of just two?


where tho

EI:

The Demon's early life is mostly unknown, thanks to our new alliance with her.

that sounds like a reason to be able to know more. unless you all agreed to keep that shit secret

Yes.

/skip

[The Walls]

IAE:

the US planned to drop their three nuclear bombs on the targets in japan

three nukes on them instead of just two?


where tho

EI:

The Demon's early life is mostly unknown, thanks to our new alliance with her.

that sounds like a reason to be able to know more. unless you all agreed to keep that shit secret

Ignore Cannon
The Ignore Cannon is capable of rendering nations in a state in which their actions and any actions they may have taken will be entirely disregarded by means of some timey-winey things that we cannot quite explain, and will not explain. The state that the Ignore Cannon leaves the targeted nations in is known as being "ignored." Nations being ignored will find themselves unable to undertake any sorts of actions against certain other nations, including us. It appears that this phenomenon is due to the fact that any action that they try to undertake never seems to affect the rest of the world. We don't quite know how it works, it just does.

The ArmA III Reference of Karazicu

[Mindhart]

Survey Corps.

Lmao I thought it was soldiers who collected info for some reason

[Trump Almighty]

At the time, there were riots, no medical supplies, and some had resorted to eating pets. Because of these conditions, she won, and promptly joined the council.

Vote for Artist; the stakes are too high for you to stay at home

[Selanese Empire]

Finally, we have removed all jails and prisons from our nation and abolished its’ police force. All criminals now must undergo either capital or corporal punishment.

[America Republican Edition]

The National Salvation air force set eyes on the Siniaja Voda Air Base of the Selanese Imperial Air Force, located on an outlying island of the same name. They quickly set up a makeshift airfield near the region, ready to occupy the island or destroy the air base.

What, how did rebels get an Air Force so quickly

[Chaolan]

formed after the failure of the russian invasion of ukraine (2022-2026) in which russia was integrated into the eu, unification co-led by the european union and the united kingdom.

Well, that was... A very fast entire integration.

The mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell;

[Karazicu]

10) I couldn't think of a 10th fact.

but there is a 10th fact right there, so you were able to come up with a 10th fact

[Stratonesia]

In general, it may be the safest option to not say anything about them, not even in private as any room you could be in is likely to be bugged.

"Wow, this place's police are so bats██t insane. You can't even mention them without them coming for you. They make SCP-●●|●●●●●|●●|● look like a p██sy in comparison.
Oh, wait, what's that Ragark? There's a bunch of assholes with 'CP' on their attire harassing staffs in the Obsidian Palace? Alright, you have my permission to kick their ass."

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

There Is Only One Man Who Will Stop You, and That's Me!

Try to pronounce THAT acronym…

[The Astellian Kingdom]

Caleshan are not much for artistic pursuits, choosing instead to throw themselves into their work and express themselves in their skills in those endeavors.

No crazy and cool tribal artistry?

[Jilia]

The first Astels were created out of the very earth during the early years of the world. They rose from the rocks and soil as the magical energy of the world animated them.

It would be awesome if Astels were Earthworm Dolls with magic abilities, just a random opinion

Seemingly, the world of Harahel spills the magical energy of life periodically over the years. Some of this magical energy will create new Rosa Mysticae, forming new Astels.

a really neat concept, and also, I never knew life energy can be spilled periodically, 10/10 very creative

[Karazicu]

The Indonesian Republic treated the Jilians poorly committing mass genocide and some horrible stuff that shall not be listed here

soeharto moment

[Terra Britania]

Perhaps the most controversial of the Karazi units is the Civilna Prostasija, often shortened to CP [...] It is also alleged that the CP operates death squads [...] The Karazi Arma and the CP has formed an alliance [...]

[Stratonesia]

Translating from Schizo English
When at crig, the English military will ongripe a fiendly land's werthship, industry, military, and willingness to fight.

to Normal English
When at war, the English military will attack an enemy land's economy, industry, military, and willingness to fight.

Oh-ho... the Brits ain't messin' around here!

[The Saucer Pilots]

[From "All-Stratonesia Radio and Television Company"]

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[The Walls]

They're basically Space Elves, that's it.

Even in space elves are annoying.

[Continental Free States]

Titans are large humanoids with a resemblance like naked male humans but lack the distinct reproductive organs. The height of most Titans varies from 3 meters - 15 meters.

that-that's a wide margin of height holy shit

[Portzania]

America has one of the least rotten regerings in the world, and a higher mean income than most of the world's lands. A highly onwicked land, America is one of the world's biggest in- or outfarers, and its befolking hold over 16.5% of the world's wealth.

I make it my life goal to never read your language encyclopedia and try to decrypt this myself.