Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[New Stonkopolis]

and the Arc d'Triomphe, which was commissioned by Sultan Ali ibn-Rashun in 1806 after his victory in the North Sea War.

This is totally not cursed.

[Republic of-the North]

When Money Comes Marching Home

Hurrah! Hurrah!

[Untecna]

Kraken

ksp flashbacks

[Portzania]

Tifo is revered and worshipped as the One True God of the Orange Catholics, and they see Him as the same God revered by the Christians, Jews, and Muslims of Earth and beyond. The artwork above demonstrates one Caladanian artist's idea on what Tifo may appear as.

That image goes hard.

[Eragon Island]

NATION NAME LANGUAGE 2 (LANGUAGE 2)

Ah yes, I love the nation of NATION NAME, in the language of LANGUAGE 2

[Teffland]

The races of the Hive are numerus, including Humans, Ants, Termites, Beatles, Bees, etc.

I only expected insects to be in the hive.

[Indecent Anime Empire]

He removed all clothes from himself and the boy except a piece of leather around the wrist. The mother became completely naked. Her body had no problem zones she could see as being inappropriate
The father then played with his hands before her eyes.
The mother noticed this and snipped with her finger roughly in the same position. The man put an arm around the shoulder of his wife and together, they walked along the streets, laughing.

why is this called the stupidest law? Sounds great to me!

[Franco-Arabic Tours]

"NOTE TO EVERYONE BEFORE YOU EVEN TRY TO CLICK THIS, I AM NOT RESPONCIBLE FOR ANYTHING YOU FIND HERE BECAUSE IT SHOULDNT EVEN BE POSIBLE FOR THIS LINK TO EXSISTS!"
life finds a way

[Eragon Island]

He married to a German convert named Aisha Langley two years henceforth,

Few sultans of Tour can claim such 'high' standards

[Sangvia]

Imagine an evil fire ant bent on multiverse domination, with rifle strapped to the back, Kevlar armor, and as big as your average Great Dane.

Have to wonder why there's a bull head on the flag then. Always pictured the leader being a minotaur or something because of that.

[Eragon Island]

Imagine an evil fire ant bent on multiverse domination, with rifle strapped to the back, Kevlar armor, and as big as your average Great Dane.

Have to wonder why there's a bull head on the flag then. Always pictured the leader being a minotaur or something because of that.

Bull head because I'm to lazy to make a new flag

/skip

[Reich of the New World Order]

The "Valkyries" have all had equipment and/or extra limbs grafted onto them, as is standard of the Necrotic companies.

Is it a smart choice to graft a rocket launcher to your body or any weapon. Might become bit hard to walk, then again they could have multiple legs. I wonder if they have actual wings.

[Portzania]

Life for Terrans is far different. The majority of them are harvested and transformed into Ichor. The ones left are forced to do menial labor until they die. Workdays last for 20 hours and 6 hours given for sleep and food consumption the remaining 6 are used to pray to the Archon for forgiveness. Terran children are indoctrinated into the Infishil legions and some are used as spies for the Nushulu.

literally 1984, never read the book, but this is what I'd think it would be

[Portzania]

le bump
/stillme

[DeMoNiC sAtAn]

Although Portzania does not psychically border any country, they share a close sea border with Egypt, Italy, Turkey, Greece, and Malta, which are common trade partners of the nation, especially Egypt.

YOU CAN PYSCHICALLY BORDER NATIONS?

[Franco-Arabic Tours]

"IT WAS OUR WEDDING RAT"

The sewer rat made me feel special okay

[The Unfounded]

As far as leisure goes, the best hookah lounges and coffee shops can be found around the corner of Faridah's Avenue on the Eastern End, and arcades as well near the bigger markets.

Mmmmm… the Red Eye district.

[Greater Victora]

He has refined a small aspect of his awareness to note a person's brain signature, and can identify when they are accessing creativity centers or actual memories

Wouldn't that kind of ruin the fun of story telling?

[Rhanukhan]

The planets of the Empire are given massive amounts of autonomy, with the Empire's main policy for what a world does under their control is "Pay your tithe (money, resources, soldiers, etc.) and don't make me come over there."

Pretty much the only realistic way you could run a colossal, galaxy-spanning empire.

[Biosyn Genetics]

“For convenience, all dates have been rendered according to the English practice rather than Rhanukhan's own Linkduodecimal system of notation (the present English year of 2023AU is rendered as 1207AU on the standard Rhanukhani calendar).”

Thank you for saving me from spending twelve hours trying to do the math to decide what year, say, 680 would be on your factbook, people who use Duodecimal systems are fine just when they don’t use a regular timeline in their history and make it super complicated.

[Reich of the New World Order]

But the Dinosaurs hadn’t been neutralized, they were merely acting,

Wouldn't there be more checks to make sure the dinosaurs were dead, its not the best look to be outsmarted by dinosaurs who faked their death.

[Biosyn Genetics]

But the Dinosaurs hadn’t been neutralized, they were merely acting,

Wouldn't there be more checks to make sure the dinosaurs were dead, its not the best look to be outsmarted by dinosaurs who faked their death.

Not neutralized like that, more like tranquilizer darts, probably should’ve been more specific.

/skipme

[Franco-Arabic Tours]

"Infection: Masterminds are deployed around an enemy planet to take control of high ranking individuals. They then cause mass hysteria and start wars if possible causing the planet to fall into anarchy"

I bet they stole my wallet too smh

[Ulajhan]

Its full name is Oshik Reshoroloshk Arshoktlush (One Reality of Archona).

"Gonna just go ahead and stick to "Archona" it's less of a tongue twister."

Weight 8,000 kg

"It would be in bad taste to make a joke about elephants wouldn't it?"

"I am not insane, i am perfectly sane and anybody who says that i am insane is a coward and a liar and is to be executed, their corpse incinerated and their families eaten" - Nirin Sschlass

"Yes that sounds like what a totally perfectly sane person would do... just stand over there while I make a call sir."

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Vehicles utilized by the Toursi military include but are not limited to:

"Lacks motorized troop carriers and other means of moving infantry otherwise those tanks are just gonna be sitting ducks for everything with a rocket launcher and a drone..."

-ooc

[New Stonkopolis]

"Then- Then what do we do?"

"We sell drugs."

I may be thinking that you guys could be using a bit more military funding, mate.