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Black Raven Movement
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Posts: 400
Founded: Apr 28, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Black Raven Movement » Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:12 am

"I'm addicted to forums. Surely it can't go downhill from here"

The last words of innocence.
A Ukrainian political organization founded in the 1800's, now finally having gained power. A story between the man at its helm, fascist horror, his militant libertarian yet questionably sane brother, a priest who advocates Orthodox Israelism, and a Galician socialist, all under the mercy of the Gods, all determined to fulfill one simple goal: Supremacy above all.
FREE UKRAINE
-Expect a new factbook soon. Bless me.-

Straight male, metalhead, multi-instrumentalist for Abyss, agnostic theist. For you.
Hispanic libertarian. Equal rights, no matter who. All deserve humanity and care.
Hosanna.
It should have been done, the day after Trinity.

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DeMoNiC sAtAn
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Posts: 126
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby DeMoNiC sAtAn » Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:15 am

New Stonkopolis wrote:
DeMoNiC SaTaN wrote:stonkopolis! no double posting!!!
not you too!!!
/skipme

Ah, whoops.
Still getting a hang of this "Forums" thing.

/Skipme

omnipresent despite that
/skipme
Hello. I live in a place in this world. Or do I?
Read meh factbooks. They contain all meh lore.
Ceremonial Chant: POTATO! CARROT! NUKES! AND A HOUSEPLANT!
Latest Bad Idea: Try and finish two month-long projects in under 24 hours. I did it once, this is part 2.
Me according to F7: Ted the Satanist ranch-obsessive politics nerd.
Ex-meme nation, lore-making met procrastination
Current Pronouns: they/them
Askyclerollll. All hail askyclerol.
tAsTe tHe DeTeRgeNt.
Potatotatotato. Potota. Niurskirsi! potata. Think of screaming. There is rat. Barin. Brainbrainbrain. Snaisnailsnailsnail. Clooooooooosed captions.
voldemort saying give me harry potter style:
give meeee bobaaa teaaa
giveeee meee brownsugarmilkteawithlessicehalfsugar

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The Front Range
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Posts: 246
Founded: May 13, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Front Range » Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:55 am

Black Raven Movement wrote:
"I'm addicted to forums. Surely it can't go downhill from here"

The last words of innocence.

I am doomed to fall, and so are you.

[insert In The End lyrics here]
A bad worldbuilder and a bad shitposter

I proofread nothing

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The Rio Grande River Basin
Senator
 
Posts: 4235
Founded: Sep 14, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Rio Grande River Basin » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:02 am

But why? Why would people choose to live in such an inhospitable environment, you ask. Well, it's for one simple reason. The presence of oil.


Freedomization active
FT Canon is most developed, therefore for F7
This Index says I am 0.364
Battle of Mar’Sa’Nakar ends in Pyrrhic victory as the Galactic Federation suffers losses, in defending the critical sector. GFS Andromeda severely damaged, GFS Comet destroyed. Mass evacuation of outer sector worlds beginning.
Something of a McGovernite, have some sympathy for Huey Long. Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -9.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.59
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Frokolia
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Posts: 203
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:16 am

civil rights activist George Wallace, who stated "Freedom now, freedom tomorrow, freedom forever."

this was the last thing i was expecting to see ever
"i love going on 70+ murder streaks...in video games" -Haz
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Political Parties

17.9.1932 - Köseroff Times | Int. News: Manchukuo War ends with Treaty of Harbin; China slams treaty as "bullsh*t" • Ireland pulls out of most colonies around the globe • Colombia collapses into four warring factions following emperor's abdication • Vonsyatsky demands return of Slavyanka area from Korea | National News: Finland and Karelia discuss potential UDO membership at UDO Summit in Prague • Auffenberg visits town badly hit by tornado; describes scene as "tragic and horrifying"

hey look an OOC thingy
demisexual/panromantic syndicalist
local furry boykisser

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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:29 am

The Keraila System is the only planetary system in the known universe to harbor life, on the planet Nostäum, a terrestrial planet with large bodies of water.


I'm still not sure why Nostäum looks identical to the Earth despite being so far from its star, shouldn't it be freezing?
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks

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Frokolia
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Posts: 203
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:31 am

Continental Free States wrote:I'm still not sure why Nostäum looks identical to the Earth despite being so far from its star, shouldn't it be freezing?

Keraila (the star) is a blue giant, meaning it's much larger than the Sun, and therefore its habitable zone is much further out

/skip
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"i love going on 70+ murder streaks...in video games" -Haz
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17.9.1932 - Köseroff Times | Int. News: Manchukuo War ends with Treaty of Harbin; China slams treaty as "bullsh*t" • Ireland pulls out of most colonies around the globe • Colombia collapses into four warring factions following emperor's abdication • Vonsyatsky demands return of Slavyanka area from Korea | National News: Finland and Karelia discuss potential UDO membership at UDO Summit in Prague • Auffenberg visits town badly hit by tornado; describes scene as "tragic and horrifying"

hey look an OOC thingy
demisexual/panromantic syndicalist
local furry boykisser

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The Rio Grande River Basin
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Posts: 4235
Founded: Sep 14, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Rio Grande River Basin » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:37 am

By 1873 when Ulysses Grant, Forst of Vicksburgh, had become the first Premier of the Riche, the Confederate Army had little organization as its last commanders had given up in 1871. However, the planters, thrallowners, and veterans of the so-called Army of the Colbert were still fighting on in the South. Grant benamed General Cuthbert of Sherman -Overcommander of All Union Crafts from 1865 to 71- as foreovergo governor of the 'Offdealing of the South'.


I like how some of history is the same, but much is different. It’s honestly quite endearing.

BN: please do my history or politics factbooks, there’s a literal goldmine there.
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FT Canon is most developed, therefore for F7
This Index says I am 0.364
Battle of Mar’Sa’Nakar ends in Pyrrhic victory as the Galactic Federation suffers losses, in defending the critical sector. GFS Andromeda severely damaged, GFS Comet destroyed. Mass evacuation of outer sector worlds beginning.
Something of a McGovernite, have some sympathy for Huey Long. Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -9.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.59
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Sheizou
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Posts: 107
Founded: Sep 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sheizou » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:38 am

Americanish, British, and Doech wittenshippers began onwicking the atombomb


funky in a good way

ninja'd

kind of hanging on at the edges by our fingernails

never seen this metaphor, so i think it's original
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everything is dying again
( I am not sciziophrenic, just in case)
Nation: sheizou
tier: 5
type: 5
class: 2.2

I have actually become an urban legend, that of lonely city rooftops

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Indecent Anime Empire
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Posts: 186
Founded: Jan 21, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Indecent Anime Empire » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:39 am

The concept of death is simple, in comparison to life here. Spirits "die" when they are consumed, reaped, or completely forgotten. Note that this can only happen when a spirit has no vessel or no extra "lives".
Today's news: Local weeb gets transported to post-apocalyptical by truck-kun. Returns to this world as the demon-lord to propose multiverse socialism.

Factbook looking better....BUUUUT..it needs more spoofing.

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Estado Americano de Espana
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Mar 22, 2021
Conservative Democracy

Postby Estado Americano de Espana » Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:56 pm

ANIME 54%

Animated Art Party

MANGA 41%

Manuscript Manga Party


civil war
Welcome to America. New flag just dropped, anti-monarchism time.
Made to spite a certain Spaniard.
Fun fact: Franco in TTL likes battleships.
The State of Spain | Estado de España
"Un Estado, Múltiples Pueblos."
2021, all's right with the world in the US State of Spain, as men go about their business. No Carlist Wars, maybe?
TVE1: Communist militia presence in Chicago increased after hostage situation in IL|Florida Man released from court after self-defense ruling|Anatolian President to meet with Russian Pres. to foster Black Sea Trade

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Transoceania
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 29, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Transoceania » Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:43 pm

The US Government, however, did not consider them separate races and lumped them into the 'Asiatic' group.


Typical, really.
While some NS Stats and Policies are accurate, I ask that you primarily use this nation's factbooks when interacting
Seriously, I put a lot of work into them, don't let that be for nothing

OoC Summary|Detailed Overview|Timeline|My Other Nations

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Washington-Columbia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:48 pm

The Great Basin Kingdom wrote:
Estado Americano de Espana wrote:In practice, Elizabeth II holds absolute power over the British Government, such as being able to permanently dissolve laws put in place by parliament, dissolve parliament itself, and can personally appoint MPs.

Elizabeth II living her best life in España's timeline?

Ninja'd

Washington-Columbia wrote: He also passed the Factory Conditions act and the Justice Act. The Factory Conditions Act saw many workers rights taken away, the working hours doubling, removal of almost all regulations, and abolishing the Minimum Wage. The Justice Act, saw the ethnic Russians in North Cascadia lost all of their civil liberties, and allowed them open to Crimes.

The Factory Conditions Act technically is about factory conditions, albeit terrible ones. The Justice Act, though, that does not describe what it does. ;n;


OOC: Canonically, the FCA cut laws and safety regulations deemed "unnecessary" though it was vague in its description and often, many safety regulations were cut to save money. The JA cut citizenship of Slavs and gave more power to the authorities to crack down on leftist organization in the name of "anti-communism". Horrible right?

Anyway...

Emperor Jacques I of Haiti survives his assassination attempt, and his regime begins sponsoring slave revolts across the Lesser Antilles, leading to the independence of many colonies.


-UNION DIXIE STARTS PLAYING-
-DRINKS JUGLOAD OF ENSLAVER TEARS-
CBC N5 Weekly News:
High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL

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Tummylandia and Susistan
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Posts: 232
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Sat Feb 25, 2023 1:04 am

Santa Maria Was Lost to the Rebels and the US Army, creating a domino of effect with cities being taken, massacres, and the fall of the army.


>Santa Maria captured by rebels
>93 gazillion drop dead



BN, don't count my lorem ipsum. There are funnier things in my factbooks than that.
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no sig as of now

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The Rio Grande River Basin
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Posts: 4235
Founded: Sep 14, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Rio Grande River Basin » Sat Feb 25, 2023 1:08 am

The ALEZIAN UNION rigged WORLDVISION by using their reptilian powers and their links to the Illuminati, You know the winner, Liz Dannounavais? We don't even know what "Liz" stands for, for all we could know, it could stand for Lizard! That's why I am putting forth the theory that the Alezian Union rigged Worldvision and reptilians should be banned. Why? Because of their vocal chords that are infused with ***** and other bodily fluids


LOL. I can so imagine Alex Jones ranting about this.
FT Canon is most developed, therefore for F7
This Index says I am 0.364
Battle of Mar’Sa’Nakar ends in Pyrrhic victory as the Galactic Federation suffers losses, in defending the critical sector. GFS Andromeda severely damaged, GFS Comet destroyed. Mass evacuation of outer sector worlds beginning.
Something of a McGovernite, have some sympathy for Huey Long. Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -9.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.59
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Waisnor
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Posts: 466
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Sat Feb 25, 2023 1:12 am

The Freedom and Reform Party is a Right leaning party, formed of New York Billionaires, Michael Bloomberg and Donald Trump’s


Now that's what I call "triple kill"
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor/Malta Comino Gozo/Carrelie/Alezian Union


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Rhanukhan
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Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Sat Feb 25, 2023 2:12 pm

Estir, strangely enough, has not been grafted even though she is the leader of one of the first Necrotic companies.


"Do as I say, not as I do." - How often have we heard that refrain? :P

Also, your "Iron and Blood" motto makes me think of Baron Ironblood and his Red Shadows - the antagonists of Palitoy's "Action Force" toyline back in the '80s (though their battlecry was "Blood for the Baron!") - naturally, referencing the toys of my youth, even if inadvertently, meets with approval. ;)
Halfway between Venus and Mars

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The Wizards University
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Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 03, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby The Wizards University » Sat Feb 25, 2023 8:40 pm

" the Nohvalans were evidently impressed with the sight as their name means "Mighty All-Highest"."

"Mighty All-Highest" sounds like it'd go hard as a John Denver song

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Waisnor
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Posts: 466
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Mon Feb 27, 2023 12:20 am

VII. (Amendment) Under NO CIRCUMSTANCE is the accursed basilisk called "Ssrit'Vani" to be released from the ancient dungeons below, under penalty of expulsion. Too many have died already.


And now we know how the Basilisk from Chamber of Secrets is really named)
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor/Malta Comino Gozo/Carrelie/Alezian Union

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Rhanukhan
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Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Mon Feb 27, 2023 7:56 am

Many Waisnorian percieve some very melodramatic scenes of 2000's soap operas as hilarious. One of the prime examples is scene of break-up between two characters in "Life As It Is", mostly for very big amounts of drama (especially cheesy sad music in the background) and overacting of female actor who was basically screaming almost all of the time.


It was pretty refreshing to find a nation whose factbooks are full of cultural matters rather than a dozen entries about how powerful their military is.
Halfway between Venus and Mars

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Sheizou
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Posts: 107
Founded: Sep 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sheizou » Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:38 am

reports of Omniscient Squid are now being taken more seriously


funky, I wanna see the Omniscient Squid
everything is dying again
( I am not sciziophrenic, just in case)
Nation: sheizou
tier: 5
type: 5
class: 2.2

I have actually become an urban legend, that of lonely city rooftops

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Rhanukhan
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Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Mon Feb 27, 2023 9:38 am

I do plan to start adding some illustrations to the factbooks in the near future - keep an eye out ;)

/skipme
Halfway between Venus and Mars

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Eragon Island
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Mon Feb 27, 2023 9:46 am

the nation of sheizou is a nation of the spirit, formed out of gods ignorance. the dammed have long been sent to this small corner of the globe, disorderly place that treads the fine line between the underworld and mortal realms, life and death.


WHY NO CAPITOLS! Also, the fu**?
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

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Franco-Arabic Tours
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 20, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Franco-Arabic Tours » Mon Feb 27, 2023 10:23 am

"The races of the Hive are numerus, including Humans, Ants, Termites, Beatles, Bees, etc."

Bug gang bug gang

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