Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[Eragon Island]

For one, the CM_ is NOT a crystal, it is what is known as a polyelectronic solidified chemical (PSC), which can transport matter into the digital word!

As a fan of the "TRON" franchise, might I extend my hearty approval (I'm assuming that the "word" is a typo and should read, "world")

It is not a typo.

/skip

[New Stonkopolis]

Combined Relief & Elevation Map showing major rivers, canals and lakes and naming prominent geographical features

Why not call it the Relevation ma-
OH GOD THE RAPTURE IS COMING!
THEY THOUGHT I SAID REVELATION!

[Baizou]

Michael has an absolute love and addiction to New York Style Pizza, taking a briefcase with one in it wherever he goes.

Wait what.

Wait, what? Just—I was ready for the sentence to end, "so he gets New York Style Pizza wherever he goes"—but NO it's that he brings a pizza with him wherever he goes. Just, in a briefcase? Like, can set in on a table, unclip it open, and BAM there's just a WHOLE PIZZA there?

There's all sorts of eccentric leader characters out there, but bringing a pizza with you—that's a first on me. XD

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

“Haruto is a publicly known animation aficionado. In 2004, he attended with Princess Yuu private screenings for the The Incredibles in America and for the new Doraemon film in Japan. Some media commentators have accused Haruto of frivolity; others insist that he uses his interest in animation to invite studios to look to Baizou for video release support.“

Wait wat. Animation = power lol.

[New Stonkopolis]

Michael has an absolute love and addiction to New York Style Pizza, taking a briefcase with one in it wherever he goes.

Wait what.

Wait, what? Just—I was ready for the sentence to end, "so he gets New York Style Pizza wherever he goes"—but NO it's that he brings a pizza with him wherever he goes. Just, in a briefcase? Like, can set in on a table, unclip it open, and BAM there's just a WHOLE PIZZA there?

There's all sorts of eccentric leader characters out there, but bringing a pizza with you—that's a first on me. XD

Exactly what you are thinking of.
Also, even though I didn’t write it, he also has a bottle of Heineken with the Pizza.
He also has famously won a CK3 Tournament, and took home 100K, which he then hopped into his helicopter, flew over Boston, and dropped the crate of 100K.
/Skipme

[Sangvia]

The Rocket Anti-Armour tank is relatively lightly armoured with light ablative armour and basic shielding.

With a name like that, was expecting it to be armed with rockets, not a railgun.

[New Stonkopolis]

Iron and Blood

Well, at least there’s iron in blood, so at least both can be solved in one.

[Republic of Azvrenia]

(Weird that they keep dying in May)

Bad luck May

[Estado Americano de Espana]

2022 Mar- The Rep. of Azvrenia confirms the launch of a WMD projected at Brasilistan

george w. bush is approaching your location as fast as possible

[Washington-Columbia]

Now, have fun reading through all of these. Though I have to warn you, we haven't exactly finished this. So be careful, and Ciao.

Now dig on this.

[The Great Basin Kingdom]

In practice, Elizabeth II holds absolute power over the British Government, such as being able to permanently dissolve laws put in place by parliament, dissolve parliament itself, and can personally appoint MPs.

Elizabeth II living her best life in España's timeline?

Ninja'd

He also passed the Factory Conditions act and the Justice Act. The Factory Conditions Act saw many workers rights taken away, the working hours doubling, removal of almost all regulations, and abolishing the Minimum Wage. The Justice Act, saw the ethnic Russians in North Cascadia lost all of their civil liberties, and allowed them open to Crimes.

The Factory Conditions Act technically is about factory conditions, albeit terrible ones. The Justice Act, though, that does not describe what it does. ;n;

[The Front Range]

Jackson's long life surprises even himself. He says he is grateful for life but was ready to die half a century ago,

I feel as if quite a few, if not most ultra geriatrics (ie. centenarians) hold this sort of opinion

[Continental Free States]

If you’ve been around the Front Range for any amount of time, there’s no doubt you’ve heard of the Heatherington Arms Company. The Front Range’s premier arms manufacturer [...] making the best quality weapons since their inception. If you own a gun, it’s [...] manufactured by Heatherington Arms.

Monopolization of the arms industry is tight -otoh I don't know what outcome this would realistically have

[Sangvia]

Fearful at the outcomes of throughwoning the crig with atomweapons in the mix, the Allies and Russland gathered in the Frithmoot of Sanct Petersburgh.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[Classroom 3-B]

The Master's name is indescribable.

To understand the Master's name, you must learn its nine parts.

Describing the indescribable—while that might be glib in another context, here it is horrifying. That which cannot, should not be done—shall be done. And the world will suffer its consequences.

[Rhanukhan]

At home, Francine admired her cropped blond hair in the bathroom mirror. Her smile was thin, but her eyes were triumphant. Mom was still on the phone yelling at who knows at the salon. The hairdresser! Her trainer! The shift manager! Someone, anyone! How could they have so bungled what my daughter said?

Because Mom didn't think that maybe Francine told the hairdresser to cut her hair short—short. Too short for pigtails. Too short for curls. Too short for anything but being hair on her head, like the hairdresser's cropped cut.

Ah yes, a great many girls have achieved that pleasingly rebellious act over the years.

[New Stonkopolis]

Janet Bookshelf CEO of Yo!Uranium plc, candidate for Governorship of Kharanwhari

YO! Janet is a Bookshelf!

[Northern Dosletofe]

Janet Bookshelf CEO of Yo!Uranium plc, candidate for Governorship of Kharanwhari

YO! Janet is a Bookshelf!

I don't think i can honestly choose between:
Michael uses a helicopter, known as the "CEO Copter," wherever he goes.
or
Michael has an absolute love and addiction to New York Style Pizza, taking a briefcase with one in it wherever he goes.

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Northern Dosletofe (also known as the Republic of Northern Dosletofe/Rėpublikër æ Nœerd Disshërlānd/ sometimes simply referred to as Rėpublikër æ Disshërlānd/Disshërlānd [Urg.])

Straight out of the bat it gives a heart attack. Bravo.

[Sheizou]

"Susi", the Sussy word for the Sussy people group

this is even better out of context

[New Stonkopolis]

the nation of sheizou is a nation of the spirit, formed out of gods ignorance.

So... God don't care?

[DeMoNiC sAtAn]

Rockefellers somehow gained control and did some money stuff.

[New Stonkopolis]

The airships are basically planes called airships.

Well, Bombers are just flying artillery, so there's that too.
Tanks are just artillery at short range.
Battleships are just Water Tanks.
I can go on and on.


/Skipme, mate

[DeMoNiC sAtAn]

The airships are basically planes called airships.

Well, Bombers are just flying artillery, so there's that too.
Tanks are just artillery at short range.
Battleships are just Water Tanks.
I can go on and on.

stonkopolis! no double posting!!!
not you too!!!
/skipme

[New Stonkopolis]

The airships are basically planes called airships.

Well, Bombers are just flying artillery, so there's that too.
Tanks are just artillery at short range.
Battleships are just Water Tanks.
I can go on and on.

stonkopolis! no double posting!!!
not you too!!!
/skipme

Ah, whoops.
Still getting a hang of this "Forums" thing.

/Skipme