Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

Same-sex relationships are only recognized if they've served in the military.

That's quite odd

*sparta moment/skipme

[Portzania]

That's quite odd

*sparta moment/skipme

Thats the kind of vibe i was trying to accomplish
/skipme

[The Astellian Kingdom]

/stillme for bn

[Black Raven Movement]

It is said that the world was created when the Goddess Harahel plucked out her own heart and released it into a realm below the divine realm. She had wanted one part of herself to escape the dreadful divine realm, which was torn asunder by the never-ending Divine War. The scar across the world was formed when the Goddess Shara made an attempt on Harahel's life during the Divine War. It is said that the weapon Shara used was cursed, causing a corruption upon Harahel's heart. As such, "Shara's Scar" is the origin of the monsters and demons that roam between the lands of Harahel.

Jesus. I'm assuming this war is still ongoing, no?

[Kingdom of Lechia]

Szczerbiak, the symbol of Polish might, of Poland's greatest era, the Commonwealth, the Kingdom, the symbol of all western Slavs, had become the official symbol of the opposition.

Szczerbiak? You mean Szczerbiec?

[Kuerhyedeenistan]

In early 2027, Lechia was on the brink of another civil war. Ukraine, which also experienced an extreme change of the government (not such destructive like in Lechia's case), took advantage of this opportunity and invaded Lechia in March 2027.

Mad plot twist

..out of curiosity, how did Lechia attain Gotland?

[Urine Town]

This is the Täplə Caara, with the ordering decreed by the king himself:

Oh, you’re one of those people who has wanted to rearrange the alphabet at some point in your life. You are not alone

[Kuerhyedeenistan]

This is the Täplə Caara, with the ordering decreed by the king himself:

Oh, you’re one of those people who has wanted to rearrange the alphabet at some point in your life. You are not alone

Nah, I just made my own alphabets. Problem solved.

/skipme, do Urine Town

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

The Stink Years took place from 1980 to 2000. They reflected the height of worldwide catastrophe. The stealing. The riots. The looting. Earth’s population crashed from 3.5 billion people to less than 10 million people. The UGC remembers this time period fondly. Many current UGC members are former members of the U.S political elite. They relied on taking bribes from workers and other domestic and foreign government officials, before promptly stabbing them in the back. Uh, I mean desperate measures. The last rainfall on Earth occurred in 1999

Wat moment.

[The Great Basin Kingdom]

With Reagan’s popularity having reached single figures in the majority of the nation, the “True America” Party began to collapse around him, he attempted to use an executive order to institute his budget, failing. He resigned in disgrace soon afterwards, leaving for France, as Richard Nixon became president, becoming a figurehead as just short of half his cabinet resigned in separate scandals, and the senate appointed Vice President Eugene McCarthy. In the 1980 election, McGovern-McCarthy defeated the Nixon-Kemp ticket in an electoral massacre, with over 1350 electoral votes, and Democratic-Republican gaining a mere 42.

If only! Why is it that we seem to live in the Doomed Timeline instead of RGRB's much more fortunate timeline? Also, "electoral massacre" is quite a turn of phrase—and a fitting one for such a colossal landslide victory for McGovern.

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

With Reagan’s popularity having reached single figures in the majority of the nation, the “True America” Party began to collapse around him, he attempted to use an executive order to institute his budget, failing. He resigned in disgrace soon afterwards, leaving for France, as Richard Nixon became president, becoming a figurehead as just short of half his cabinet resigned in separate scandals, and the senate appointed Vice President Eugene McCarthy. In the 1980 election, McGovern-McCarthy defeated the Nixon-Kemp ticket in an electoral massacre, with over 1350 electoral votes, and Democratic-Republican gaining a mere 42.

If only! Why is it that we seem to live in the Doomed Timeline instead of RGRB's much more fortunate timeline? Also, "electoral massacre" is quite a turn of phrase—and a fitting one for such a colossal landslide victory for McGovern.

*when the timeline turn tables/skipme

[Portzania]

Though called a "kingdom," the government has no lineal monarchy. Basinites call their state a "kingdom" less as a description of political structure and more as a protest against the idea of America and its democratic republic, and an insistence that God is their king.

interesting concept

[Pacifica Solaris]

More than 80 percent of the government's budget comes from an agreement with Italy, promising to help pay with welfare and international affairs.

Mamma Mia.

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

Outside of politics, Naomi has been described as having a personality comparable to a "stream of soda pop": Nauseatingly sweet and excessively energetic, and also willing to go with the flow of life, not allowing minor setbacks to discourage her, and striving to be better.

Sounds like a kid from my school

[The Front Range]

The Class 12 “Siege” Cannon fires a massive megaton shot releasing a 90 Petaton payload on target

This confuses me a lot. Is the mass of the shot one megaton or ninety petatons? Is the petatons the energy value, because if you you’re either missing an energy unit, or that’s a shitload of energy

Because this would be equivalent to 8088796608631358760000000000000000000 joules if measured in real mass

But again, it’s just quite confusing

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

The Class 12 “Siege” Cannon fires a massive megaton shot releasing a 90 Petaton payload on target

This confuses me a lot. Is the mass of the shot one megaton or ninety petatons? Is the petatons the energy value, because if you you’re either missing an energy unit, or that’s a shitload of energy

Because this would be equivalent to 8088796608631358760000000000000000000 joules if measured in real mass

But again, it’s just quite confusing

Fires a megaton shot, but at the speed it’s fired at, 90 petatons of tnt yield/skipme and I kinda had to write that to confirm some things before someone sends me an angry TG about it.

[Alitrus]

Prior to the apocalypse-causing nuclear hellfire

The way this is worded is very funny

[Umbratellus]

Project Unscaled wall
Attempting a flying tank

Not a hover tank or an armored plane; a flying tank! Quite exotic lol.

[Great United States]

The weapon was capable of rendering its targets amnesiac and docile, reverting them instantly to a primitive state.

Pretty terrifing concept

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

Uh, orbital railgun? Not too detailed, but I can assume it kicks some ass.

[Kingdom of Lechia]

For: THINGS YOUR LEADER SUPPORTS

Against: THINGS YOUR LEADER DOES NOT SUPPORT

Sounds understandable

[Pacifica Solaris]

Methods of execution
-Brazen bull

Oh dear

[Malikito]

/skipme

but i want you to do it to me

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

For more specialized goods that are impractical to produce in these industrial complexes, the use of fabricators is widespread. An evolution of the 3D printers that existed in the past, fabricators are capable of converting raw materials into pre-defined finished products, as well as modifying factory-produced goods to be more specialized for the user's purposes. As a result, ownership of fabricators is ubiquitous, and they can be found in virtually every home and business in Pacifica Solaris.


I wanna have one…

[Azur Deutschland]

Led by California Representative Kanye “Ye” West and State Senators Elon Musk and Kim Kardashian.

Never thought I'd see the Kanye stuff make it into an NS nation's lore. Amusing.