Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

Following the Fordrawing of Utrecht in 1715, there was foralikewise frith for a 25 years, until fighting broke out again at the onset of the Easterricish Erffollowscrig.

Funny words go BRRRRRRRT

[Terran American State]

Where's the lore?

Cool reply. TNO bro. Now, wheres your own lore without relying on it?

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/Skip me

[Kingdom of Lechia]

Led by “Lisa Murkowski” of Alaska, a centrist in all sense of the word

I wonder why there are no feminine endings (like -ska) in Polish surnames ending in -ski in countries like USA.

[Holy Moscow Empire]

Where's the lore?

Cool reply. TNO bro. Now, wheres your own lore without relying on it?

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/Skip me

I'm making a joke on real-world American Imperialism.

/skip

[Rhanukhan]

Holiday of The Birth of The Liberator of The Lechitic Nation - 28 April 2026 - Holiday in honor of the birth of Borzywoj Dobrosławski, King of Lechia.

"King's Day" just didn't have the right ring to it, evidently. I should really compile a list of Rhanukhani holidays sometime.

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

The news reaches the ears of Robert Boutreknyffe, a man of reckless courage, who was in the south at that time. He travels with his trusty burrowing octopus, Lucy-of-the-Arms - renowned for her skill with a lute (various tales claim that she could make it "sing alike a choir of children" - quite the feat for an animal many people keep as a common pet these days!), to Krovdh Kaglakh and hears the lurid tales of the locals. Observing the beast himself, he sees that the creature would open its mouth wide to swallow anything in its path. Sensing an opportunity, he goes to a local blacksmith and has him fashion a shiny new cuirass and a long, iron-covered spear supported by a wheel at its tip, which could impale a hunk of peat dipped in tar and brimstone. He practises riding with the burning spear to accustom his horse to the smoke.

I have many questions…

[Terra Britania]

the South United States (SUS)

https://youtu.be/0bZ0hkiIKt0

Next one isn't exactly a line, but...

... what in the name of fuck do you need 1,805 congressmen for?

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

the South United States (SUS)

https://youtu.be/0bZ0hkiIKt0

Next one isn't exactly a line, but...

(Image)

... what in the name of fuck do you need 1,805 congressmen for?

…reasons?
Big country-big congress
(You forgot the 400 or so senators…)/skipme

[Continental Free States]

Geld (2) - castrate; different etymology from (1), comes from *galdjan [past and past participle gelt]
Gelding - eunuch, a castrated man or animal, gerund of "geld" (2)

> not Geldling smh

[Frokolia]

to beshield and befurther the rights of its own lesserhoods, and finally help uploosen

wow, i understood none of that! :D

[Rhanukhan]

This status quo continued until the Bohemian Independence Movement gained increasing influence, culminating in the Bohemian Riots, starting from 1869 until the Frokolian emperor granted Bohemian independence, effective on 24 August, 1873.

Ah, classic Bohemia

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

Simone (Pseudonym) - originally believed to be a high ranking member of Constantine Malachite's administration, later revealed to be an artificial personality inhabiting the Simulated Intelligence Machine #1 - the hub of the Malachite Evolving Enterprises Master Network.

Sounding more and more like the SCP Foundation bro…

[Continental Free States]

The Class 12 “Siege” Cannon fires a massive megaton shot releasing a 90 Petaton payload on target, with the sluggish reload of over half an hour. This gun also ways 20 million tons, a significant weight, with an even more significant amount of firepower.

how does anything survive a blast from this thing holy shit

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

The Class 12 “Siege” Cannon fires a massive megaton shot releasing a 90 Petaton payload on target, with the sluggish reload of over half an hour. This gun also ways 20 million tons, a significant weight, with an even more significant amount of firepower.

how does anything survive a blast from this thing holy shit

“That’s neat part. It doesn’t.”

*warning: does not if target has shields, temporal warping abilities, strong countermeasures, missiles to target and destroy it, other multiverses warping abilities, or is capable of absorbing significant impact. May cause unintended planetary destruction if misused. Fossor-Yatagan industries does not take responsibility for any deaths caused by accidental overuse/skipme

[The Infernum]

These “Procterian” drives are powered by completely new physics and a process which also bends space with an artificial pocket universe that encompasses a large portion of the actual universe, before collapsing, and shrinking, which breaks the concept of both time and space, making seemingly impossible distances passable in mere moments.

Neat tech.

[Umbratellus]

These knights swiftly adapted to their new environment and – calling themselves the Harrowers – declared war on the whole of the Infernum. Surprisingly, the demons have never been quite able to crush these upstarts; through a combination of sheer heroism and warding magic, the knights survived.

Rock on, dudes. Pretty hardcore. Always enjoy a good story of human triumph over impossible odds.

[Continental Free States]

However, there is one crime, one sin, that merits utter destruction. Heresy is utterly forbidden by the Houses. There is only one expression of this sin: the Luciferine Heresy. By reading this, you commit that sin.

reminds me of that "if I'll go to hell if I know of Christ and won't choose him, why would you tell me about Christ?" thing

[Portzania]

The Upper Lake makes the stourest lake in the land with a broadness of 22,394 foursidesmiles. The Dene of Death in California (-280 ft) and the Bergh of Kinley in Alaska (20,310 ft) are the lowest and highest points in the land.

No idea what these measurements mean but they sound high

[Reich of the New World Order]

Citizens of modern day Portzania also associated cars with the anti-christ, believing the smoke from the exhaust pipe were "utterly unholy and dangerous",.

The smoke is deadly but i think the devil has better ways of expanding his influence

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

Thats when i met Fegorsh he was a commander of one of my tanks and a pretty good one, as long as he stayed in the tank. He had a habit of wanting to leave the tank and fight the enemy with his hands said he liked the blood and thrill of it. Disloyal at first but after i ran him over with a commandeered car he started to respect me and follow orders.

Grammar aside, “I ran him over with a commandeered car” is just an all time thing to say

[The Destructors]

Yushup Beshol approximately 233,000 years ago who was the head of the Ichor project.

That must be a mighty retention bonus.

Above Ninja:

In the aftermath, the “MOFFAT Act” or the “Mobilisation Of Furious Force Against Threats” Act was activated

*Doctor Who Intensifies*

[Sheizou]

This unassuming rabbit-gopher became the very first Death Spectre.

very nice

[Kingdom of Lechia]

1st day of the year - new life celebration

That's a good day to celebrate something in style of somewhat "new life".

[The Astellian Kingdom]

The Kraków Pact initially consisted of two states: Lechia and Czechoslovakia, but since January 2063 Ukraine is also a member of it.

So it's just three member states

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

In the years after the Alice War, she reinforced the Kingdom and urged for technological progress. This would lead to the creation of the Sieglinde Ironworks.

Alice wars.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm