Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[Reich of the New World Order]

There are automated machines on almost every street that dispense snacks, beverages, and basic necessities.

Are they free or do they cost money.

[Kingdom of Lechia]

For the average Desolator Archona is the best place to live in. Death and diseases are eradicated, housing, education and healthcare is completely free. If they lose a arm they get a replacement, get crushed like a pancake no problem a new body is available all for free. Education is mandatory and schools are free along with childcare.

Based.

[Uthossia]

Kraków Pact (Lechitic: Ⱆⰽⱛⰰⰴ Ⰽⱃⰰⰽⱁⰲⱄⰽⰻ (Układ Krakowski), Czech: Krakowská Smlouwa, Slovak: Krakowska Zmluwa, Ukrainian: Краківський Договір (Krakivs'kyy Dohovir), Interslavic: Krakovsky Dogovor)

Don't even get me started, I dig Slavic languages very much and this is translation heaven

[Scytharum]

Uthossia, except for some areas in the eastern part of the country, is largely Westernized. Uthossians have one of the world's greatest income equality and score very low on the Gini coefficient index, the poorest 10% earning about M50,000, while the richest 10% on the other hand earning about M64,000. It also has one of Europe's most cosmopolitan and heterogeneous ethnic distributions of population due to its very lax immigration and asylum-seeking policies. There are more than 300 different languages spoken in the country. About 15–20% of Uthossia's citizens speak Pskov Russian as their native language; for New Uthossian, 5–10%; for Latvian, 12–15%; and for Estonian, 15%. Uthossia was the first country in the world to rule same-sex marriage and same-sex adoption as legal in 1999, roughly a year before the Netherlands followed suit.

Language demographics always fascinate me, and this is hardly different. Something interesting is that New Uthossian, despite being the lingua franca, is only the native language of 5-10% of the population, which doesn't necessarily mean that most of the country can't speak it, but that most learn it as a second language. Such a statistic seems to be because of that large number of immigrants, and it's interesting to see a former part of the USSR that is westernized to this extent, this early on, while still using a relatively socialist system, the latter of which could hardly be desired by most former Eastern Bloc countries. A nation like this is surprising to see, though simultaneously not so much so. It's hard to describe. Overall, good job on the wiki, it'd be nice to see a history tab or factbook to learn more.

[Urine Town]

https://i.imgur.com/GRHbWd0.png

I am a huge map nerd, so I am extremely tempted to go with Saiwania’s nation name map. In this alternate timeline, I would be living in the Kingdom of Sequoia. Also ominous seeing OHIO independent with all it’s glory.

[The Destructors]

It wouldn’t kill you to read my other factbooks.

*dies of ammonia poisoning*

[Hiyoko]

Death Spectres do not tend to employ superweapons in the common sense that.. for all functional intents and purposes the Death Spectres themselves are the superweapon.

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A certain German Empire realizing they can't just use the 'your starving, because you don't have a logistics factbook' superweapon since to the Death Sprectres, the Huns are the snacks.

[The Eshurium Empire]

I'll like to dismiss a delusion that numskulls might tell themselves so as to not wet the bed. Nukes are not a magic bullet and to somehow engage in wishful thinking that the other side won't retaliate with their own WMDs is an utter pipedream. Such gullibility of underestimating any foe is never tolerated here!"'

dam that's M.A.D. crazy

[Reich of the New World Order]

all soldiers besides admirals and generals are named after famous comedians I like

Its a interesting way to name generals.

[Continental Free States]

Have i died or am i going insane. I cant die, not now. I have to complete my mission.

if death comes for you just say no, death isn't allowed to take you without your permission

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

Throughout these years, he was befurthered in the geselship to take befeal of its pancerbattalion, now named Milton Battalion after him, and fought in the Russish Overfall of Crimea in 2014, holding back the Russish onslaught across the Kerchsound for three weeks while badly in the undertale and lacking loftbestounding.

Sounds…familiar.

[Kingdom of Lechia]

The Huntsman is a long range rifle capable of firing effectively up to 20 km, and able to penetrate the heaviest personal armour, and most light shields. When it requires physical ammunition, it utilises a small replicator. This means that they are capable of using only power-packs for all modes. The unfortunate issue is that these are quite expensive, which means that not all soldiers are given them.

Imagine being shot by something like that...

[Svenska-Britannia]

Methods of execution:
Tearing apart by horses, Brazen bull, Scaphism.

Excuse me, but WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

Inter-Planetary Offensive/Defensive Super-Artillery Unit

Wat. A gun that can shoot to a different planet?!

[Portzania]

The Class 12 “Siege” Cannon fires a massive megaton shot releasing a 90 Petaton payload on target, with the sluggish reload of over half an hour. This gun also ways 20 million tons, a significant weight, with an even more significant amount of firepower.

thats a huge fucking cannon and sounds badass

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

The Class 12 “Siege” Cannon fires a massive megaton shot releasing a 90 Petaton payload on target, with the sluggish reload of over half an hour. This gun also ways 20 million tons, a significant weight, with an even more significant amount of firepower.

thats a huge fucking cannon and sounds badass

Now remember it’s powered by a black hole/skipme

[Socialist Confederation of America]

The Class 12 “Siege” Cannon fires a massive megaton shot releasing a 90 Petaton payload on target, with the sluggish reload of over half an hour. This gun also ways 20 million tons, a significant weight, with an even more significant amount of firepower.

thats a huge fucking cannon and sounds badass

"The 'Vehicle Riots' were the mass anti-vehicularization movements of Portzanian modernization in 1912, 20 years after annexation into the British Empire."

An interesting scenario. Factbook in general was interesting.

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

In North America, the situation is… dire. Since the 1st World War started by “US Aggression”, has caused the country to be utterly humiliated. Losing most of its territory in the war and forced to demilitarize among key areas in the country, the “War of Traitors” has shattered the American spirit. The country is heavily divided politically, and the fate of American democracy hangs in balance among a very narrow rope. One small and wrong step could result in the entire country collapsing in on itself.

Wow. Super interesting.

You’re also a socialist America?

Our one is just Huey Long winning in 1936.

[Socialist Confederation of America]

In North America, the situation is… dire. Since the 1st World War started by “US Aggression”, has caused the country to be utterly humiliated. Losing most of its territory in the war and forced to demilitarize among key areas in the country, the “War of Traitors” has shattered the American spirit. The country is heavily divided politically, and the fate of American democracy hangs in balance among a very narrow rope. One small and wrong step could result in the entire country collapsing in on itself.

Wow. Super interesting.

You’re also a socialist America?

Our one is just Huey Long winning in 1936.

We're a socialist confederation (The Confederates originally), formed from a massive slave revolt that propelled our nation into a nation fighting for solidarity and such.

/skipme

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

In North America, the situation is… dire. Since the 1st World War started by “US Aggression”, has caused the country to be utterly humiliated. Losing most of its territory in the war and forced to demilitarize among key areas in the country, the “War of Traitors” has shattered the American spirit. The country is heavily divided politically, and the fate of American democracy hangs in balance among a very narrow rope. One small and wrong step could result in the entire country collapsing in on itself.

Wow. Super interesting.

You’re also a socialist America?

Our one is just Huey Long winning in 1936.

We're a socialist confederation (The Confederates originally), formed from a massive slave revolt that propelled our nation into a nation fighting for solidarity and such.

/skipme

In our nation, President Rutherford Hayes, instead of rolling over, bitchslapped the South/stillme

[Kingdom of Lechia]

Starmaster Al’Yan’Tik †
Master Tash’Vit’Hnak †
Master Hyan’La †

All of them... dead.

[Azur Deutschland]

Former Lechia's king, Borzywoj Dobrosławski gets captured by the United States military forces in the same year, then tried for many crimes against humanity, sentenced to death and executed in 2062.

The mad king's fall.

[Terran American State]

The nations that were in Europe still enjoy degrees of freedom in Azur Rozen Europa.

So the Poles are A-okay with being slaughtered for years and then suddenly given freedom by the same butchers but now under new faces? Cool story, bro.

[Holy Moscow Empire]

The nations that were in Europe still enjoy degrees of freedom in Azur Rozen Europa.

So the Poles are A-okay with being slaughtered for years and then suddenly given freedom by the same butchers but now under new faces? Cool story, bro.

To Americans and its numerous allies, it is a great bastion of democracy. To others, however. It is merely a thinly-veiled imperium that is increasingly getting desperate and violent to swallow the whole world.

Nice description of the real world, where's the lore for your nation?

[Continental Free States]

The Terran American Military alongside its NATO allies is currently engaging terrorists in the International Mandate of India after the collaspe of the fascist regime that previously controlled and brutalized the entire Indian subcontinent.

a unitary Indian state (i.e. pre-collapse India ytl) terrifies me to no end because of how many atrocities you'd need to commit to create it

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AN:

The concept of surrendering has been beaten at with iron rods and those who still cower are routinely executed by Commisars if they are lucky.

It never ceases to amaze me that this goes against every principle of warfare since forever and somehow every wannabe warlord thinks it's a good idea