Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[The Aquaria]

Leader: Sławomir Mentzen
Year: 2026
After the Confederation Liberty and Independence won the civil war in Poland, the Korwinist faction of the CLaI comes to power, estabilishing a Pinochet-esque dictatorship.

Ey, just wondering, where will this helicopter send me to?

[The Aquaria]

/bump

[Kingdom of Intermaria]

Pronounciation:akœasa

How do you... pronounce that? Akoshia? Akosiasasa?

[Cuba 2022 RP]

15th January 1943

Ah so it was actually on January, unlike the October Revolution and stuff

[Kingdom of Intermaria]

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/stillme smh skipped me and literally left the forums after that

[Cuba 2022 RP]

-snip-

/stillme smh skipped me and literally left the forums after that

/skipme sorry omg ninja'd

[Hidrandia]

If you happen to live in 1347..

I do have a time machine just lying around.

[Kingdom of Intermaria]

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(Image)

(/skipme)

[The Aquaria]

Do you need financial aid?

*Hides the entire GDP of Aituia which is impossible* Sure, IMF. I'm so poor I'd like 10 Billion please in advance 'cus am KTO member (I actually am) pls gib
(This is satire, don't give 10B NSD)

well, isn't that ya favourite part of my signature? This thread is about the favourite line from AN's factbook.

/skip

[Cuba 2022 RP]

Oil

Oil is very rare in Hidrandia, however it is theorized that there is a large oil deposit under a more dense part of the forest, however attempts to investigate this have denied by the goverment.

Shh, don't tell Murica!

[Kingdom of Intermaria]

*Hides the entire GDP of Aituia which is impossible* Sure, IMF. I'm so poor I'd like 10 Billion please in advance 'cus am KTO member (I actually am) pls gib
(This is satire, don't give 10B NSD)

well, isn't that ya favourite part of my signature? This thread is about the favourite line from AN's factbook.

/skip

Edited, /skipme

[Continental Free States]

Economy Rankings [...] Meltdown (-20% to -7.5%) [...] Cuba 2022 RP

understandable

[Kingdom of Lechia]

After a series of unsuccessful offensives into Russian territories in the Summer of 1946, the experiments on the atom bomb bore fruit. America detonated an atomic bomb on Vladivostok, while Germany detonated another on the Volga and the British dropped a third one on Tsaritsyn, all on August 6. However, the Russians had worked on their own atomic bombs, and a plane carrying an atomic bomb was shot down by German air defense en route to Kœnigsberg.

Sheesh...

[Roedthaffen]

The new king of Lechia, Borzywoj introduced brutal terror and introduced new strict laws limiting the personal life of Lechites already in the first years of his rule. Many of his opponents fell victim to the purges, from many political activists, journalists, some clergymen and capitalists to also the United People veterans under the freshly estabilished socialist totalitarian monarchy. The newly created kingdom met with international condemnation and has fought many defensive wars in its history.

Socialist Monarchy... Isnt this just Authoritarian Socialism with extra steps?

[Free Ravensburg]

- The candidate must be able to read and write in both ENGLISH, and MANDARIN (Nantianese or Modern)

why no spanish

[Roedthaffen]

- The candidate must be able to read and write in both ENGLISH, and MANDARIN (Nantianese or Modern)

why no spanish

Not an official language but the third largest spoken language either way.
/skipme

[Wallowin]

The UN declared Oversimplified as a terrorist because he made a joke at the wrong time.

That sounds like an oversimplification of the situation.

[Crimson Tree]

leaving the nation to resort to sabres and rifles

[The Almightily Dollar]

Their policies and decision-making, while slightly biased towards technology and education, is mainly dictated by calculations and simulations

"You need to show me your tits, because look at my calculator"

[Azur Deutschland]

Prohibition: THE CORPORATE COUNCIL hates drugs, and refuses any kind of them, unless absouity necessary. he even went so far as to ban all recancal drugs.

Even over-the-counter medical stuff like Tylenol?
Also, what is recancal? Do you mean recreational?

[Roedthaffen]

From Deutschland to Azur Deutschland. Germany is rebuilt on a grand scale. Sylvia and Julienne rule the nation.

Why they'd turn blue? is it because of a couple of fancy witches?

[Waisnor]

Tsone itself is ethnically, culturally and historically the only known isolate within South America, being originally composed of Yuan refugees pushed by a storm southward instead of Eastward to Japan, the refugee fleet would land upon the coasts of South America, out of the 200 boats, only 15 survived the trip.

I guess this refugees went: "Damn, we're going the wrong way! Ok then, gonna go that new direction and establish a country there and what not."

[The Almightily Dollar]

If scene contains body horror or excessively violent and doesn't have much to do with the plot, it can be cut away completely, but this happens pretty rare.

Literary 1984

[DTOM]

For: THINGS YOUR LEADER SUPPORTS

Against: THINGS YOUR LEADER DOES NOT SUPPORT

Sounds like every politician ever

[Estado Americano de Espana]

MY SINISTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION AND NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION
…does not exist. I don’t have one. But hey, you fell for my clickbait so you might as well stick around. Here, have a cookie

okay george bush