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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Sep 08, 2022 2:15 pm

Panzer-KampfKunst (Tank Combat/Martial Arts), or P-KK, is a team sport that involves the usage of tanks and armored vehicles


Wow. And I thought my sports were weird. But this is literally nascar but with mauses and humvees. Still a little bit normal compared to my sport, which is literally 16th century sieges.
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

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Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Grahamina
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Posts: 2
Founded: Aug 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Grahamina » Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:06 pm

Free Ravensburg wrote:Born to an alcoholic father and crack addict mother, he was also an only child.

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The Astellian Kingdom
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Posts: 8
Founded: Jun 02, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Astellian Kingdom » Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:44 pm

The British claims to Antarctica, greatly bolstered by the settlements, conflicted with claims made by Argentina, and along with conflict over the Falklands resulted in war in 1982.

>insert link to that Sabaton song about the Falklands War
  • Magical doll kingdom provided by Azur Deutschland's user.
  • MMORPGs were a big inspiration for this project.
The Kingdom of Astellia
"Song and Sword - Gear and Key"

Dolls given life and land in the world of Harahel, a magical land filled with mystical races and nations.
Battle of Rose

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The Almightily Dollar
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Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 02, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby The Almightily Dollar » Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:00 am

It is said that the world was created when the Goddess Harahel plucked out her own heart and released it into a realm below the divine realm.

She must had a massively Rotten heart
Australasia After a dictatorship, and a coup by radical, theocratic libertarians,

It is now a plutocratic, theocratic republic, under The Prosperity, Basically capitalism as a religion.

I use NS stats
flag by Greater Morvonia, cool guy!

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Ex Machina
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Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 09, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ex Machina » Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:24 am

Term end date: When he dies


I snickered when this line appeared

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The Aquaria
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Founded: Dec 06, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Aquaria » Fri Sep 09, 2022 4:03 am

Hello, Citizens! I am your devoted leader Jerry Brown, humble servant and your greatest friend.


I remember the last dude who act so nice in the first meeting was in the beginning of Undertale...
Vive la République. Vive le Communisme.
Aqua Central Television: Lucas Loupe, the Minister of Public Health, suicided at home after accused by Klovis Besnard the LDP leader regarding corruption. The Federal Intelligence Bureau is investigating the incident. The Communist Party, while expressing condolence to the died minister, also promised to Intensify the fight against corruption. | Weaport: Laïkrina: 4 - 11°C Sunny | Tanya: 9 - 15°C Cloudy| Leÿsritt: 7 - 11°C Cloudy | Ylökoski: -8 - 1°C Snowy

Do you need financial aid? Apply here.
Left-wing, Marxist, Leninist, Communist
Somewhat struggling to become not lazy.
The nation kinda 100% represent my ideology.

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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Sep 09, 2022 6:09 am

a strike occurred in one of the Joestar Industry's factories


Mmm, should have been the real estate industry, but whatever.
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Frokolia
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Posts: 204
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Fri Sep 09, 2022 8:02 pm

Against: Current Wendy’s straws

man as long as my straw doin its job, i dont care if its weak ;P
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"Your boy Tim has caught a bad case...of the gay" -Frank George TV
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Political Parties

17.9.1932 - Köseroff Times | Int. News: Manchukuo War ends with Treaty of Harbin; China slams treaty as "bullsh*t" • Ireland pulls out of most colonies around the globe • Colombia collapses into four warring factions following emperor's abdication • Vonsyatsky demands return of Slavyanka area from Korea | National News: Finland and Karelia discuss potential UDO membership at UDO Summit in Prague • Auffenberg visits town badly hit by tornado; describes scene as "tragic and horrifying"

hey look an OOC thingy
demisexual/panromantic syndicalist
local furry boykisser

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Kommeria
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Posts: 183
Founded: Nov 08, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Kommeria » Fri Sep 09, 2022 9:28 pm

Frokolia wrote:Yeah I got nothing as of now, just wanted to get the side info done first. Will probably give this some work later ;p


This is very relatable.
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“No man is more capable of greater evil than the man who believes himself in the right.”
-Joe Abercrombie, Red Country

Yah- Free speech and press, gun rights, democracy, NATO, nuclear power, civil rights as human rights, Ukraine and Taiwan, religion, treating people as humans, bourbon, cats, and I really like German potato salad.

Nah- Fascists and the far right, communists and the far left, Russia, PRC, using religion to justify hatred, corporatized healthcare, celebrity worship, Trump and MAGAts, coal power, Hawaiian Pizza, pickles on cheeseburgers.

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Ex Machina
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Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 09, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ex Machina » Sat Sep 10, 2022 2:42 am

Territorials: A force of Caribbean volunteer militias used for disaster relief and dissident suppression.


The Yin and Yang of the military in one sentence

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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Sep 10, 2022 5:36 am

Panopticon, Good Country
> Time: 03/14
> Weather: Toxic Smog.


That doesn’t sound very good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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The Finntopian Empire
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Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Sat Sep 10, 2022 5:40 am

37. Not allowed to call himself “The Dragon of the West”
My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/FCULTIMATE. Member of TRC2 and TPA.

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Najairadarethu
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Posts: 212
Founded: Jul 22, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Najairadarethu » Sat Sep 10, 2022 5:46 am

"God made up a juicy and delicious gobstopper right in the middle of nothingness"

This is how I've always felt about the universe, but I could never quite find the right words. Here they are.
Trying to protect liberalism from professional butthurtism, moralism and useful idiotism. Giving a shit if misgendered. Probably adopted from outer space.

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The Birrin Corporation
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Posts: 80
Founded: Aug 31, 2022
Corporate Bordello

Postby The Birrin Corporation » Sat Sep 10, 2022 6:02 am

“Wisdom is nothing that fits in a single line.”

Wisdom

I don’t know, that was a single line
Current IC Year: 2648

The Birrin Corporation is the largest mining corporation in the Milky Way galaxy, with outposts across millions of celestial bodies. From the tiniest interstellar comets to the largest gas giants, you will surely find one of our outposts there.

Corporation News - Outrage on the Oshina colony as a disaster causes pollution to spread across the planet - First Waves of Intergalactic Outposts are built in Andromeda

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Chertin
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 09, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Chertin » Sat Sep 10, 2022 6:48 am

> "The Great War (2602-2678)"
Long war, most wars of this length tend to be serial conflicts or feature relatively long escalation or deescalation tails. I can't wait to see it.

Also you math is a little off, your GDP per capita is about $10,000 given your population and GDP, not $82,000

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Terra-Novan Federation
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Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 02, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Terra-Novan Federation » Sat Sep 10, 2022 6:51 am

every Tenkind had a duty to report and produce criminals among it's ranks upon punishment of the group as a whole.

I misread that as every tenkind had to produce criminals, lol.
phil gramm <3
Vladilan's puppet.
Neoliberal hellhole on a galactic scale, backed by a police state. It's not actually that bad!
NS Stats are for nerds, we don't use em.

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The Almightily Dollar
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 02, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby The Almightily Dollar » Sat Sep 10, 2022 3:54 pm

Ludicrous displays of wealth are common, especially in the form of drug-fuelled balls that could last for months on end.

Sounds like my kind of party
Australasia After a dictatorship, and a coup by radical, theocratic libertarians,

It is now a plutocratic, theocratic republic, under The Prosperity, Basically capitalism as a religion.

I use NS stats
flag by Greater Morvonia, cool guy!

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Zouayne Shyce
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Founded: Jun 10, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Zouayne Shyce » Sat Sep 10, 2022 4:00 pm

"there is only two crimes that deserve death, being a socialist, and murder. being a socialist is considered the worse crime."

The government of ZS would consider way more crimes to be punishable by death, but it certainly likes the vibe of this line.

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Diarcesia
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Posts: 6303
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Diarcesia » Sat Sep 10, 2022 4:53 pm

Zouayne Shyce wrote:"there is only two crimes that deserve death, being a socialist, and murder. being a socialist is considered the worse crime."

The government of ZS would consider way more crimes to be punishable by death, but it certainly likes the vibe of this line.

"The Eternal Empire of Zouayne Shyce is nominally an absolutist-diarchist empire..."

I just like the sound of saying this out loud.

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Nature and Industry
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Posts: 10
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Nature and Industry » Sat Sep 10, 2022 4:59 pm

Aesthetic Beauty: During the Renaissance, they scoffed at the Europeans' attempts on recreating the Classical Age, for they kept their creations bleached and plain while the original articles were actually painted.

Ouch
Some NS stats are Canon and some are not.

IC name is "The Empire of Iberia"

That's all, I guess

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Umbratellus
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 492
Founded: Aug 22, 2021
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Umbratellus » Sat Sep 10, 2022 5:08 pm

with the official and dominant religion is the Roman Orthodox Islam


I wonder if their holy book is the Blue Catholic Bible

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The Almightily Dollar
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 02, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby The Almightily Dollar » Sat Sep 10, 2022 6:35 pm

Supporters of the Human Supremacy Bloc maintain a permanent wing of the Mega-Art Instillation to showcase degenerate xeno-art, and to illustrate the inferiority of alien minds and creativity

Didn't the Nazis also do that?
Australasia After a dictatorship, and a coup by radical, theocratic libertarians,

It is now a plutocratic, theocratic republic, under The Prosperity, Basically capitalism as a religion.

I use NS stats
flag by Greater Morvonia, cool guy!

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Hiyoko
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Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hiyoko » Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:18 pm

Marxism incorporated is the main backer of the Commutist elites party, and are most likely controlled by the same members of the party. A Socialist corporation may seem like a oxymoron, but as the only way to gain power within The almightily dollar is through money, it is nesscary. it is likely they follow a form of dengist ideology, but the specifics remain unknown....

A revolutionary must adapt to their circumstances and so I am glad to see they ain't just being capped on the streets.
⸸ 歿 ⸸ The All-Valkyries' Government of Hiyoko ⸸ 歿 ⸸
The aristocratic realm in the clouds, continuing the great acceleration. One dead Imperialist at a time!
'ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ɢɪʀʟꜱ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴏɴᴇʀꜱ, ᴍᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏᴛᴛɪᴇʀɪ. ɪᴍᴘᴇʀɪᴜᴍꜱ ꜱᴇᴛ ᴀʙʟᴀᴢᴇ, ᴡᴀʀʜᴀᴡᴋꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀɪᴄʜᴇꜱ ʙᴜʀɪᴇᴅ'


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Ex Machina
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Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 09, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ex Machina » Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:30 am

Of course, folks cannot speak about the Council without inevitably mentioning their beloved sledgehammers.


Beloved until the day the divinely ordained sledgehammers turn on the common man, that is

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Huffmania
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Founded: Jul 15, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Huffmania » Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:39 am

“Together we will break the shackles of materialism” you, my friend, have an enemy for life
Huffmania is a state atheist, state capitalist technocracy in Central Europe known for its totalitarianism
Flag and banner are not mine, huffmania does not represent my actual views and NS stats and policies are not canon.

IRL beliefs: Vermont progressive party

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