Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[Burgerjaklandia]

"/idk what bn is gonna say cuz i have yet to write a single factbook i just kinda joined on a boring afternoon and liked it here" should be a factbook, and I will pretend that is a factbook for the an

[Romanic Imperium]

"/idk what bn is gonna say cuz i have yet to write a single factbook i just kinda joined on a boring afternoon and liked it here" should be a factbook, and I will pretend that is a factbook for the an

we have legalized dinosaurs they are now real

Well that's terrifying

[The Zexen Confederacy]

They found a A group of Jaguars and decided since Jaguars are a latin america animal that it was a sign from the gods to start there city there

Deciding where your new city will be based on what animals you find is certainly interesting.

[Continental Free States]

It was last seen in the hands of Emperor Jowy Blight, the last monarch of Highland. With his disappearance and supposed death, its location is unknown.

this whole factbook gives me Soulsborne vibes idk

[Calenoa]

to the displeasure of everyone else living on the continents bearing its name, America

[Afrikan Staat]

Then an hour after the assassination, a mysterious non-human woman under the name of Jev Närrin took over. She promised everything good for the nation and undid what Jürgen Kühn did.

When your nation is so screwed for far too long that the extranatural order itself intervened.

[Free Ravensburg]

It is an apocalyptic total war of survival. A crusade between two forces: that of the civilization of the White race against the serpents.

No

[Calenoa]

Then an hour after the assassination, a mysterious non-human woman under the name of Jev Närrin took over. She promised everything good for the nation and undid what Jürgen Kühn did.

When your nation is so screwed for far too long that the extranatural order itself intervened.

Yeah. Just how I wanted things to be xD
/skipme

[Free Jeililand]

Null

[Free Ravensburg]

/stillme

[The Finntopian Empire]

/stillme

Uyghurstan

very epic

[Opluentia]

“Calling any pets: "fur babies" is punishable by public stoning.”

[Kingdom of Lechia]

Emprinium is a religion where the monarch of a nation is believed to be the only way to communicate with Eribus, or Emprinium's deity.

[Free Jeililand]

Null

[New San Andreas Republic]

As you can see, the result of such basic ingenuity has created our flawless society that boasts 24/7 surveillance, a DNA compendium of every citizen within our borders, and a diligent police force who will do anything within their power to catch crooks, even if it means one or twenty human rights violations. But perfection, peace, and progress is the only thing we here at Jeililand prioritize, over blissful ignorance, complacency, and empathy.

Your factbooks pretty much remind me of my own, except yours are about how well-kept and everpresent the government is and mine are basically about how much of a shithole full of anarchy and terrible governance. We should be friends, mate.

[Classroom 3-B]

Now you can, your diplomacy/ability to tolerate willing, send a bunch of people in suits to live in our country and we'll do the same to you! We really need to improve our image, most people in the Wasteland are either part of us, hate us or merely tolerate us. We're aiming to make sure you merely tolerate us too. And the first step towards that are embassies!

A hilarious summary of international diplomacy XD

[Greater Victora]

Literally any quote by Mr. House Weston is just perfect

You see, 200 years ago, shortly after those eggheads I own were finished transferring my consciousness to a computer, building me Securitrons and letting me bang all of their wives, I was told by the head egghead that I still needed something. That's right, me, Devin Weston, one of the richest guys in America and the guy owned half the BAWSAQ, still didn't have what I wanted. It shocked me too, Slick.

NINJA'D REEEEEEEE

"And I used my own money to pay you for the right to use that toothpaste daily!"

[Calenoa]

Despite being basic in principle, Manakinesis is the most dangerous and destructive of all the Arcane Arts and has little practical usage outside of combat.

[DeMoNiC sAtAn]

The rest is a wip for I have ran out of ideas on what to put.

[Romanic Imperium]

WE DON"T TALK ABOUT RAT NO NO NO NO (

Hmm sounds familiar....

[Free Ravensburg]

I have stuff planned

I’m [punchline removed]

[Classroom 3-B]

The gas is first inserted to a pressurized chamber, where it then is heated up to be a plasma. The plasma then gets pushed through a barrel, where it becomes enveloped by a magnetic field. The field is formed by ions from the plasma’s electrons. The now formed bolt is then propelled out by the now positive charged barrel. The magnetic field will last for a few moments, but the bolts are sent at super sonic speeds, so the bolt rarely disperses before hitting the target.

I've long wondered how a laser bolt might work. That's cool!

[Calenoa]

Francine typically spends her time accusing Freddy and Jojo of statism and decrying any policy that even vaguely resembles a rule or establishment of community besides her own.

[Pan-Pacific Unity]

I am what as known as a Gremlin-Devil. A combination of a Gremlin, and a Devil.

Seems logical.

[Continental Free States]

Dongnan [...] is a corporatocratic confederation in East Asia, occupying much of the southern and southeastern territory of the China region along with the island of Taiwan.

:bleak: