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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2018
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Sat Aug 13, 2022 2:53 am

/still me
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats looked at Nightmarchers and died- Read my factbooks (NS Policies are canon though)
I comment on F7 way too much
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!

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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 113
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:08 am

C'est da fox that pekepeke over the lazy poi.
Da bird mort.

Onoituan Pidgin, like some other pidgins, sounds amusingly derpy if you don't speak it and are only familiar with the languages that it draws upon.
⠀THE COMMONWEALTH OF INSULAMIA⠀"LIBERTY, UNITY, PEACE"⠀
wtf where'd he go???
i have left my mark on history by being mentioned in buhers' final sig before deat

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The Finntopian Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:54 am

I sit here now, across the waves
My comrades lifeless in foreign graves

Fun!
My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/FCULTIMATE. Member of TRC2 and TPA.

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Sat Aug 13, 2022 6:35 am

It is illegal to circumcise someone against their will.


Dystopia of Jews
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2063

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Caligulas Legion
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Jul 09, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Caligulas Legion » Sat Aug 13, 2022 8:02 am

"Let America Fall"


There's nothing more petty than having one of your patrotic anthems just be singing about how one particular other country sucks. I would really doubt that the Lechia timeline's version of the US has time or cares enough to sing 'That Lechia Place Sucks' in place of the Star-Spangled Banner.
LXIX LXXXVII - Caligula's Legion - LXIX LXXXVII
A vast army of slaves, Roman cosplayers and based on failed understandings of Hegelian dialectics - We hate the Profligates of the New San Andreas Republic
"Don't worry, I won't have you ignored to a reply in this topic like the rest of these degenerates. It's useful that your post happened by. I want you to witness the fate of the Topic of Forum 7, to memorize every detail. And then, when you move on? I want you to teach everyone you meet the lesson Caligula's Legion taught here, especially any NSAR troops you may run across."

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The Finntopian Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Sat Aug 13, 2022 9:55 am

The most rational, level-headed, sexually mature and responsible and who by far had the most objective and firm grip on the reality of political life in the Empire?
My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/FCULTIMATE. Member of TRC2 and TPA.

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Kirmizistan
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Nov 21, 2021
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Kirmizistan » Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:13 am

"Sorry, what the heck‽ Why set nature up like this?"
The Federation Of Kirmizistan
"Hard work brings success"
Interests=Plane Spotting,WRC,Storm Chasing,Astronomy,Astrophysics

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The Astellian Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jun 02, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Astellian Kingdom » Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:18 am

As a result, he was banned from politics for 3 years, but in the 2nd year he convinced the court and returned to politics.

Funny
  • Magical doll kingdom provided by Azur Deutschland's user.
  • MMORPGs were a big inspiration for this project.
The Kingdom of Astellia
"Song and Sword - Gear and Key"

Dolls given life and land in the world of Harahel, a magical land filled with mystical races and nations.
Battle of Rose

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Sat Aug 13, 2022 12:17 pm

Alice's final words would be, "I'm sorry".
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2063

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The Finntopian Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Sat Aug 13, 2022 12:18 pm

Lechia completely loses the Lechitic-German War and gets transformed into puppet General Government.
My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/FCULTIMATE. Member of TRC2 and TPA.

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Grahamina
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Aug 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Grahamina » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:18 pm

The Finntopian Empire wrote:Caught in a perpetual cycle of feeling good, feeling medium, then returning to feeling like crap again, waiting for the day when you'll find yourself in a good mood for more than five minutes?


This is great mood writing.
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Scytharum
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 179
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Scytharum » Sat Aug 13, 2022 7:57 pm

The Saiaksar in Antarctica are the descendants of what anthropologists call the Iris people, who emerged from southeastern Tierra del Fuego around 1000 CE.

I'll admit I really like this line since my nation is a South American superpower who just so happens to have Tierra Del Fuego, but regardless I really like the scientific way this factbook was made and how well it's written. Good job.
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of! Scytharum has many vacation spots, protected civil liberties, a strong and capable military, philanthropic charity from the wealthy to the poor, and many economic opportunities to go alongside its rich cheese and richer culture! Get yourself some Scythian cheese today and indulge in the cheddar capital of the world!
| Russian military drills in Sea of Okhotsk raise concerns from Manchuria | Amazonas "Hoarding too many capybaras", says GGL Leader Erica Wilhelm | Vilnius riots suppressed by German Military Police | Scythian Humanitarian Aid sent to Haiti, Mississippi after recent Hurricane Carl

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The Finntopian Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:14 pm

However,
the phoenix was adopted as the national animal alongside the elk due to the resurrection of the
Scythian legacy.
My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/FCULTIMATE. Member of TRC2 and TPA.

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Greater Victora
Attaché
 
Posts: 86
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Sun Aug 14, 2022 12:07 am

You receive a top hat and a sword when you graduate from university or college, just like in Finland.


This practice really ought to be more widespread in other countries
Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Imperium of Sol (or simply 'the Empire') is a FFT Interstellar Imperium with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid Frankenstein of numerous Sci-Fi Universes (predominantly 40k and Doctor Who/Faction Paradox). No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.
NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9
Current Year: 10,023 AD
=][= ADVERSARIUS DELENDA EST =][=

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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2018
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Sun Aug 14, 2022 8:36 am

Hammer Britannia: Do I really need to explain why?

I found this in the enemies of the empire factbook, I've no clue why there's no explanation
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats looked at Nightmarchers and died- Read my factbooks (NS Policies are canon though)
I comment on F7 way too much
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:21 pm

The Siege of Lamenting


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This name could also mean some internet raid by ranting people.
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2063

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The Astellian Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jun 02, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Astellian Kingdom » Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:30 pm

"Beat The Yankee"

laughs in M1 Abrams
  • Magical doll kingdom provided by Azur Deutschland's user.
  • MMORPGs were a big inspiration for this project.
The Kingdom of Astellia
"Song and Sword - Gear and Key"

Dolls given life and land in the world of Harahel, a magical land filled with mystical races and nations.
Battle of Rose

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The Finntopian Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:46 pm

Mages versed in the knowledge of white magic, supportive spells.
My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/FCULTIMATE. Member of TRC2 and TPA.

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Wip3d Out
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 45
Founded: Apr 06, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wip3d Out » Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:49 pm

"Every country signed a pact in which we don't have to come to the aid of anyone in wars, but if anyone declares war on us, every other country has to declare war on them, and it's signed by every new country, even partly recognized countries"


Well, that's certainly a useful piece of diplomatic wrangling.
Back in 2040... The then fledgling Radiant Systems promotes an ambitious new motorsport to the world in an effort to revive a bankrupt European Federation.

Two centuries later, anti-gravity racing is the galaxy's dominant extreme sport, and we reap the benefits of governance through entertainment.


We are Sarridge.gov, and we are FutureProof!

(This glimpse into the future is a registered trademark of Pulsroth)

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Calenoa
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Jul 14, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Calenoa » Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:52 pm

Wip3d Out wrote: Sapporo born Mae Chuo has often defied doctor's expectations regarding her potential lifespan, and indeed, her ability to live without human or robotic intervention.
Female
From Deutschland
Living in the US currently
Languages: Deutsch, und Englisch
I am Autistic and tend to take things literally
Spine = Slanted
Currently obsessed with TF2.
Bit of a Geography and History nerd.
Polyamorous-Bisexual

Jev Närrin, President of The Community of Calenoa.
Part of the Inferno Stellaria region.
NS Stats canon unless said otherwise.
Not very active on forums because of real life.

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:55 pm

Ruhm Calenoa. Meine Calenoa. Ehre sei.
Aufbauend auf Stärke und Einheit sind wir von Herz zu Herz und von Stärke zu Stärke gewachsen.
Mit dem Geist, mit dem Körper, erhebt sich Calenoa!

In freudigen Tönen lasst uns denn singen! In der sanften Brise erklingt die Hymne, wiederholt mit triumphalem Echo: Für den freien, berühmten Ruhm!
Ⱄⱛⰰⰲⰰ Ⰾⰵⱌⱒⰻⰻ ⰻ ⱀⰰⱄⰸⰵⰿⱆ Ⰽⱃⱆⰾⱁⰲⰻ Ⰱⱁⱃⰸⱏⰲⱁⰹⱁⰲⰻ Ⰴⱁⰱⱃⱁⱄⱛⰰⰲⱄⰽⰻⰵⰿⱆ!!!
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2063

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Scytharum
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 179
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Scytharum » Sun Aug 14, 2022 3:16 pm

Lechia turned out to be incredibly strong in wars against Germany and Scandinavian countries that it managed to gain more territories than expected. NATO does not dare to attack Lechia again.


This reminds me of Scytharum’s Imperial Ending, where Scytharum becomes an Empire and dominates the world.
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of! Scytharum has many vacation spots, protected civil liberties, a strong and capable military, philanthropic charity from the wealthy to the poor, and many economic opportunities to go alongside its rich cheese and richer culture! Get yourself some Scythian cheese today and indulge in the cheddar capital of the world!
| Russian military drills in Sea of Okhotsk raise concerns from Manchuria | Amazonas "Hoarding too many capybaras", says GGL Leader Erica Wilhelm | Vilnius riots suppressed by German Military Police | Scythian Humanitarian Aid sent to Haiti, Mississippi after recent Hurricane Carl

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Wochaystein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 454
Founded: May 06, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Wochaystein » Sun Aug 14, 2022 4:13 pm

Scytharum wrote:
Lechia turned out to be incredibly strong in wars against Germany and Scandinavian countries that it managed to gain more territories than expected. NATO does not dare to attack Lechia again.


This reminds me of Scytharum’s Imperial Ending, where Scytharum becomes an Empire and dominates the world.

Sovereign Rudolf Grant Sartoris

Sounds badass
Dieresis of Diarcesia
The Cities of the Holy Empire of Wochaystein
Zuidren | Krofen | Fischen | Tien | Tendorf

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Black Raven Movement
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 400
Founded: Apr 28, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Black Raven Movement » Sun Aug 14, 2022 4:53 pm

Save for the holidays, the imperial family enjoys a great deal of privacy. In many ways, it is a paradoxical situation. Not only that they have to portray an image of impeccable character, but they have to deal with flaws all humans have to face.


Your royal family has my respect, somewhat. Desiring privacy whilst balancing being faces in public life is quite the feat, and that adds a more human aspect to them.
A Ukrainian political organization founded in the 1800's, now finally having gained power. A story between the man at its helm, fascist horror, his militant libertarian yet questionably sane brother, a priest who advocates Orthodox Israelism, and a Galician socialist, all under the mercy of the Gods, all determined to fulfill one simple goal: Supremacy above all.
FREE UKRAINE
-Expect a new factbook soon. Bless me.-

Straight male, metalhead, multi-instrumentalist for Abyss, agnostic theist. For you.
Hispanic libertarian. Equal rights, no matter who. All deserve humanity and care.
Hosanna.
It should have been done, the day after Trinity.

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Calenoa
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Jul 14, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Calenoa » Sun Aug 14, 2022 4:55 pm

Black Raven Movement wrote:I am War. I am God.

Now that is a badass line, I must admit.
Female
From Deutschland
Living in the US currently
Languages: Deutsch, und Englisch
I am Autistic and tend to take things literally
Spine = Slanted
Currently obsessed with TF2.
Bit of a Geography and History nerd.
Polyamorous-Bisexual

Jev Närrin, President of The Community of Calenoa.
Part of the Inferno Stellaria region.
NS Stats canon unless said otherwise.
Not very active on forums because of real life.

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