Favorite line from AN's Factbooks II

[Continental Free States]

The Dwemer are a brilliant but cruel and calculating race; they have seen the gods, yet scorn religion, for the only gods revered by the Dwemer are Reason and Logic. [...] All cogs in the never-ending progress of Dwemeri science and engineering.

The fact the Dwemer wiped themselves out with their own stupidity is one of the few good things they did, change my mind

[The Finntopian Empire]

The American Empire is a federal constitutional monarchy consisting of 11 provinces, a federal capital district, five major territories and various minor outlying islands.

[Kuerhyedeenistan]

Calling your dogs/any other pets "fur babies" is punishable by public stoning in which everyone can join in.

[Waisnor]

Former nations of Council of Constructed Languages

Aenglide

noooo why he left

[Free Ravensburg]

Alone Among Strangers

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

[The Finntopian Empire]

Life near and around the capital is stated to be the hardest place to live, as taxes are the highest in this region of the nation.

your capital is California

[Veldhaven]

We call baby cheetahs Cheetos.

A wise policy.

[Kahekordne Union of Spib]

Ideology: Right wing Populism, Social Liberalism, Economic Liberalism]

⅔ good

[The Astellian Kingdom]

They enjoy people mentioning their interests, sometimes a little too much and will likely go into lengthy conversations about it.

I think a lot of people can relate to that.

[Tohorin]

It is possible for an Astel to split her Rosa Mystica and create "offspring", but it takes quite a lot of energy from the Rosa Mystica, leaving the "mother" in a weak and frail state. The "daughter" would also have a very small amount of energy in her Rosa Mystica as well. Thus, the two would need to rest and let their Rosa Mysticae recover.

Well, that's the magical trade-off for 9 months and several years of investment. Sorta.

[Feyrisshire]

men fertilizing the soil for the harvest season with the essence of life -bloodletting- from their private parts

The Tohorinese Catgirl are like, eating corn, from fields fertilized with "man-*** fertilizer"

(≧ｍ≦)

[Baizou]

"However, the revolutionary proletarian Intranet should be built up to be more cheerful and colorful, as to blind the filth of fascist thought with the Bright Light of Communism!".

The twentieth-century can keep its Soviet modernism; now is the time for color and light, an aesthetic to counter the gray minimalism of corporations and bourgeoise!

[The Finntopian Empire]

For that reason, Lotus is also sometimes nicknamed "Slow Labor."

[The Hyrulean Princessdom]

Creator of Happiness, Owner of All Finntopian Life, Dearest Heavenly Super Sith Lord Wolfgang Storm III

Well well well, look who's LARPing as a certain Ugandan dictator

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Right then, Baizou!
So, as I usually like doing these more free form "ranking factbook(s)" or "favourite line" ( as this one is ) threads, I just go to a completely random factbook of my choosing, highlight what I find to be the most interesting from that factbook and maybe throw in a few comments after the fact explaining what I think of it and any questions I might have.
I know that isn't necessarily the complete point of this thread, but I think it makes things more interesting first of all, and second of all... Well, I honestly would love to read every single factbook in one sitting, but as of right now I'm not in the completely right headspace to do that.

So, without further ado!

International Peace blocked a mutual defense pact with the United States in the post-war era, and during the Cold War the party also pushed Baizou into the Non-Aligned Movement.

Quoting from this factbook here:

Okay, so in the factbook about the various political parties of Baizou, this is actually one of the most interesting lines I found from it. I just think it's really cool that you went out of your way to mention the impact a once significantly powerful party in Baizou had over the country during the aftermath of WW2, it's one of those things that tickle me and make me go "ahhh, cool!"
It does make me wonder though; what caused the general decline of the International Peace Party? They were once popular enough in Baizoan affairs that they blocked a significant prospect from a superpower and drifted the entire country towards a neutral stage in the world for the forseeable future, yet in the present ( 2004 ) they don't even get a character a represented figure in the grand stage of Baizou.

Overall, it's a really interesting part of the factbook to stumble across and be like... Well, I said it a few lines above.

[Cacatuoidea]

“And each and every one of us should be determined to never let this era end to another calamity.”

[The Finntopian Empire]

Used by anarchists who did not associate with the Hawks party during the existence of Accipitridae, before the Hawks government was defeated.

intresting

[NSAR Baja Territories]

Wessex is independent, but the reason it is independent is because of Sussex gaining independence and taking Wessex with it, so the country is called Sussex.

He's independent, he's independent, he's independent.. I'M INDEPENDENT! Are there any other independent nations I should know about?

The Isle Of Man is an independent country.

... I'm outta here.

[Kuerhyedeenistan]

I kind of want to quote all of your factbook because it's awesome, but for brevity I'll settle for this brilliant little piece:

"They come here to relax, use the drinking water as a laxative, get a nuclear-charged suntan from Hell, and eat the poorly-imitated slop of what the Pre-War Mexicans called 'tacos' that we make."

[Free Ravensburg]

Benin: Benin
Myanmar: Myanmar

Where change?

[Kingdom of Lechia]

CIN: Red
-Reason: Since they do not have a lot of money, they rely on cheap neon gas to be used in their plasmatic arms.

> Red
> Have not a lot of money

It says a lot.

[The Finntopian Empire]

The National Bank of Lechia is independent of the globalist elite (just like in the national banks of Libya, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, China, Korea, Czechoslovakia, Germany, Hungary, Romania, Ukraine, Belarus, Yugoslavia, Venezuela, Russia and Cuba).

[The Saucer Pilots]

There is a small area in Russia that a previous Tsar gifted to The Finntopian Empire. It is right in the middle of nowhere in Russia and is a perfect ring of Finntopian land, that has a ring of Russian land in it, which has a ring of Finntopian land in the middle of it, Which has a ring of Russian territory in it, which has a circle of Finntopian territory in it.

Land Atlantis

[Kuerhyedeenistan]

After explaining abduction in several other meetings, the US Government willingly accepted a quota system of abductees in exchange for more advanced technology

..figures

[Kingdom of Lechia]

Alohólu adj - alcoholic (containing alcohol)

And I wonder how "alcoholic" (meaning a person addicted to alcohol) is in Kuerhyét.

[The Finntopian Empire]

Feast of The Birth of The Liberator of The Lechitic Nation