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The Republic of Western Sol
Diplomat
 
Posts: 743
Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Mon Jan 10, 2022 11:35 am

Tohorin wrote:
An interesting sketch of what was thought to be a mythical species of poultry prompted the promotion of Le Chickendeldestruction to the national animal.


Chickenception, the lore.

*Warning: You should not read all mythology at face value.

you can't tell me what to do!
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BREAKING: West Osmarch duel goes horribly wrong as dualist brings Vulcan Minigun, killing 14 and injuring 100s | Robotic citizen G2-CH4R1I3 is first to receive the long awaited ‘bio-organic Reproduction’ Update, hundreds of Women flock to have the first Protogen children | Anthro transformation surgery is on the rise, should the government foot the bill? Hot Femboy Fennec says yes! | Rise in people flying Floofybit flags, are Anthros planning a “revolution”? | more people writing gay fanfictions than ever before, excess to be shipped to developing countries
Western Sol: In a nutshell

That one pansexual furry Fennec who’s just got his sig back!
A friend to all, lover to one, and enemy of the state!
The Biggest Gaybo in NS, Guaranteed!
Freedom > safety

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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Jan 10, 2022 11:37 am

The Most Dreaded Day could be described in parallel to the myth of cultural heroine and patron goddess Tohorin's fight with the Regent of Night and the 400 Stars


Pretty sure someone had to count them.

God the pain it is to recount

Ninjarooni

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
The mods gave to me


The Twelve Pains of christmas
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Mon Jan 10, 2022 11:43 am

No longer allowed to steal Ari's blanket


No more time travels to the medieval times. :(
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2063

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Paris Saint-Germain
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 131
Founded: Jun 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Paris Saint-Germain » Mon Jan 10, 2022 1:04 pm

He has a lot of nicknames both given by his supporters and opponents, like: "Lion of Lechistan", "Guide of Slavs", "Butcher of Opolian Silesia" etc.
Proud Qatari team. Wants to win a CL. QSI forever! (Posts usually in-character, are satirical, often revolving around Qatari propaganda because Qatar is the best!)
Qatar, oil, cheating, corruption, farming, winning Ligue 1 every year, Neymar, Mbappe (for signing that huge contract), Messi, skirting FFP, huge transfers, huge wages, big-name players
Lille, not winning a CL, not winning Ligue 1 every year, bottling CL games, Real Madrid, Florentino Perez, UEFA refs, renewable energy, FFP regulations, every other French team who is not like us

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Wuchu
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 463
Founded: Aug 11, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Wuchu » Mon Jan 10, 2022 1:35 pm

Al Thani is right

I'm glad we could resolve that debate
documenting the experiment against nihilism.
crossroads up ahead

我爱北京天安门

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Kiu Ghesik
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9374
Founded: Aug 25, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Jan 10, 2022 2:02 pm

After a few minutes, I realised that something was... off. Bright colours, everything was loud, and every sensation I felt was hyper.

nrrrrrg I hate sensory overload I hate sensory overload :insanetroll:
Brief
Caller
Clans
Strife
Words
Faith

 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

Questions | Soon | Nomadwave
✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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The Saucer Pilots
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: Aug 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Mon Jan 10, 2022 4:53 pm

The Cardinal Winds, the first and chiefest category of winds, are the closest to "head gods" of the Ghesite "pantheon", as they play important roles in the ordering of the known world.


Analogy to anatomy and hierarchal parallels between the cosmos and the head aside, I read "god hand" first when I glanced at this line. Too much Berserk for me.

Also, hi Kiu.
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The Great Air Domain
Not-Fully-Automated So-So Bi Space "Communism", the nation. Also, responsible for the half-truths around 1950s UFO sightings.
Basics / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / Military (?) / Weather Balloon: A Story/ The Men in Black/The Majestic 12: America's real govt.

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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Jan 10, 2022 4:56 pm

Image


LIGHT
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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The African Emirates
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 189
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Mon Jan 10, 2022 4:59 pm

Not allowed to play any video games under the following:


Oh thank god he can still play subnautica
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Jan 10, 2022 5:07 pm

The African Emirates wrote:
Not allowed to play any video games under the following:


Oh thank god he can still play subnautica

Not anymore

/skip
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Shtet
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Nov 23, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Shtet » Mon Jan 10, 2022 5:13 pm

and is fueled by the artificial singularity inside

uses an artificial singularity to push a group of higgs bosons from its natural false vacuum state into a true vacuum

Do I just not understand what a singularity is or is this using some private definition of the word
✡ | Shtet, the Jewish State | שטעט ,די אידישע מדינה | ✡
✡ | Our marching steps ring out: "We are here!" | ✡
A Yiddish nation founded in Europe following the victory over the Nazi hordes.
Shalom tsu Shtet | We Are Here | Our Bubbe | Diplomacy | Ask Bubbe

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Estado Americano de Espana
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Mar 22, 2021
Conservative Democracy

Postby Estado Americano de Espana » Mon Jan 10, 2022 5:47 pm

Shtet (Yiddish/Hebrew: שטעט, German: Stäte, Polish: Sztet), officially the Republic of Shtet (Yiddish: רעפובליק פון שטעט, tr. Republik fun Shtet) is a landlocked country in Central Europe. Located in the previously German-owned region of Saxony


what the shtetcube doin??????
Welcome to America. New flag just dropped, anti-monarchism time.
Made to spite a certain Spaniard.
Fun fact: Franco in TTL likes battleships.
The State of Spain | Estado de España
"Un Estado, Múltiples Pueblos."
2021, all's right with the world in the US State of Spain, as men go about their business. No Carlist Wars, maybe?
TVE1: Communist militia presence in Chicago increased after hostage situation in IL|Florida Man released from court after self-defense ruling|Anatolian President to meet with Russian Pres. to foster Black Sea Trade

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The African Emirates
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 189
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Mon Jan 10, 2022 7:35 pm

Shtet wrote:
and is fueled by the artificial singularity inside

uses an artificial singularity to push a group of higgs bosons from its natural false vacuum state into a true vacuum

Do I just not understand what a singularity is or is this using some private definition of the word


it's a special kind of science called "I made this all up and probably need to make it sound more believable"

/skip
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A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Azania-
Envoy
 
Posts: 275
Founded: Mar 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Azania- » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:14 am

Spain lost the Canary Islands as a result of the Spanish-American War, but during the First World War the United States invaded southern France, which was at war with the US at the time, and gave a lot of the territory they settled in to Spain, which immediately took it in as new territory.


Man, your timeline is weird.
STATE OF AZANIA | TAIFA LA AZANIA
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A large sovereign state located in Sub-Saharan Africa.
15 November 2021
✉ News: "By failing to hold Moroka accountable, we were complicit in his crimes." - President Xitu as the 36th anniversary of Sebe Moroka's death reignites controversy surrounding the Silent War | REGIONAL NEWS | Alleged Moroccan terror attack in Western Sahara leaves 3 Algerians dead | African Parliament convenes in special session to discuss the burgeoning North African crisis
When elephants fight, it's the grass that suffers.

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Khoa Dien Dao
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Khoa Dien Dao » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:17 am

"I'm not paid enough for this..." - Governor Salazar during a meeting with other American politicians.

"You could pay me all the money in the world, and I still wouldn't be willing to visit... forgive me for saying this... an American politician." - Comrade Yuin
People's Republic of Khoa Dien Dao
Vị Nhân Dân phục vụ - In service to the people

A Marxist-Leninist island paradise in the middle of [body of water soon to be determined].

News: Comrade Yuin Siang-fong to inspect new housing units in West Ly San | New offshore wind plant confirmed, projected to add 6000 mWh to annual electricity production

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Azania-
Envoy
 
Posts: 275
Founded: Mar 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Azania- » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:22 am

/stillme, unless AN edits.
STATE OF AZANIA | TAIFA LA AZANIA
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A large sovereign state located in Sub-Saharan Africa.
15 November 2021
✉ News: "By failing to hold Moroka accountable, we were complicit in his crimes." - President Xitu as the 36th anniversary of Sebe Moroka's death reignites controversy surrounding the Silent War | REGIONAL NEWS | Alleged Moroccan terror attack in Western Sahara leaves 3 Algerians dead | African Parliament convenes in special session to discuss the burgeoning North African crisis
When elephants fight, it's the grass that suffers.

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Leskya
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: Jan 05, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Leskya » Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:44 am

From https://www.nationstates.net/nation=aza ... id=1575945
[Img]
Kingdom of Kongo

That's very pretty
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|✰| I HEAR A KEEN CALL OF YOUR ROADS, O DESERT! |☪|
Biblical immortalisation, apocalyptic desertification, anarchist islamisation, soft schizotech post-civilisation and nuclear commie administration, oh my!
Brother Yathmir | Diplomacy | World History | Desertists | Politics | Economics | Culture | Latest News |
[ D E S E R T W A V E ]

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Laka Strolistandiler
Senator
 
Posts: 4845
Founded: Jul 14, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:56 am

The lack of private property or realisation of traditional ideas of 'wealth' make banditry largerly unprofitable

This is extremely cool. If only people in Russia thought like this… Maybe I would never even want to leave the place lol
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I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic semi feudal monarchy with elements of aristocracy. Society absurdly hierarchical, cosplaying Edwardian Britain. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Pronouns up to your choice I can be a girl if I want to so refer to me as she/her.
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long

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The African Emirates
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 189
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:36 pm

so acidish that Gordon Ramsay himself could not hold his words when he was treated with one


I'd say *chef's kiss* but no chef would make lutefisk willingly
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Khoa Dien Dao
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Khoa Dien Dao » Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:03 pm

Population:60,178,800,000,000,000,000 Calculating...

Wait... how?

The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates

Ohhh... That's how.
People's Republic of Khoa Dien Dao
Vị Nhân Dân phục vụ - In service to the people

A Marxist-Leninist island paradise in the middle of [body of water soon to be determined].

News: Comrade Yuin Siang-fong to inspect new housing units in West Ly San | New offshore wind plant confirmed, projected to add 6000 mWh to annual electricity production

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Khoa Dien Dao
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Khoa Dien Dao » Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:04 pm

Population:60,178,800,000,000,000,000 Calculating...

Wait... how?

The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates

Ohhh... That's how.
People's Republic of Khoa Dien Dao
Vị Nhân Dân phục vụ - In service to the people

A Marxist-Leninist island paradise in the middle of [body of water soon to be determined].

News: Comrade Yuin Siang-fong to inspect new housing units in West Ly San | New offshore wind plant confirmed, projected to add 6000 mWh to annual electricity production

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Leskya
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: Jan 05, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Leskya » Tue Jan 11, 2022 9:21 pm

Membership: [big number]

Woah what a girlboss of a party
|✰| I HEAR A KEEN CALL OF YOUR ROADS, O DESERT! |☪|
Biblical immortalisation, apocalyptic desertification, anarchist islamisation, soft schizotech post-civilisation and nuclear commie administration, oh my!
Brother Yathmir | Diplomacy | World History | Desertists | Politics | Economics | Culture | Latest News |
[ D E S E R T W A V E ]

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Paris Saint-Germain
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 131
Founded: Jun 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Paris Saint-Germain » Tue Jan 11, 2022 9:25 pm

To Hell with Democracy! -- Desertist slogan
Proud Qatari team. Wants to win a CL. QSI forever! (Posts usually in-character, are satirical, often revolving around Qatari propaganda because Qatar is the best!)
Qatar, oil, cheating, corruption, farming, winning Ligue 1 every year, Neymar, Mbappe (for signing that huge contract), Messi, skirting FFP, huge transfers, huge wages, big-name players
Lille, not winning a CL, not winning Ligue 1 every year, bottling CL games, Real Madrid, Florentino Perez, UEFA refs, renewable energy, FFP regulations, every other French team who is not like us

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StrayaRoos
Diplomat
 
Posts: 938
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby StrayaRoos » Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:40 pm

which are bogus charges that attempt to slander his clean record

Um…
СтраяРус ❤️ Україна
Hosting (Sports):ARWC5,AODICC2 (with Avorago)
Victories (Sports):AODICC2 Runner Up as Uppen Nasa,ARWC5 4th Placer,AVBF Sevens Bowl Winner
Member of The Card Gardens,World Cup Committee,International Basketball Organisation
WorldVision Committee member WV106-Present

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Waisnor
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 466
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:53 pm

10:00am-6:00pm:Whatever Match is on


I think this just mean live transmissions of sports)
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor/Malta Comino Gozo/Carrelie/Alezian Union

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