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Azur Deutschland
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Postby Azur Deutschland » Mon Jan 03, 2022 10:26 pm

Extremely Over-Protective over her Beloved Husband.

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✠ The Magische Rozenreich of Azur Deutschland ✠
"Rozen der Hoffnung. Für das Vaterland."
A world of magic and wonder, created by the twin magical azure roses who saved and rebuilt the Fatherland.
Aurelia Dellamorte is very fond of saying "ara ara" - Magia German Cover - Sylvia and Julienne miss Oomiya Sakura

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Res Publica Solaris
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Founded: Oct 29, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Res Publica Solaris » Tue Jan 04, 2022 5:45 am

The spell the Rose Twins had cast tapped into their deepest wishes, to defend their homeland. After the immediate effects, the magical energy of the world fed more into Sylvia's and Julienne's wish. Army groups of magical dolls were summoned to give form to this wish and to make it come true. They were called Gewehr-Mädchen. These dolls formed the spearheads for Germany's counterattacks.


Can't blame the allies for surrendering after witnessing that
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Man would kill to be immortal


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Foehn Paramilitary Regions
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Posts: 10
Founded: Jun 01, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby Foehn Paramilitary Regions » Tue Jan 04, 2022 6:03 am

make the user see, feel or perceive things that do not exist through tampering with the brain-nerve communications

(pseudo)hallucination-causing nanobots
I thought I would never see the day someone came up with that, and yet, why am I not surprised that it is you who did, Res Publica?
= THE FOEHN PARAMILITARY REGIONS =
"The true enemy is still hiding in the shadows."
1986, Yuri's Epsilon Army is close to taking over the world, and a paramilitary organization tries to hold what's still free from his control.
A rewrite run-down clusterfuck of the Red Alert 2 mod Mental Omega. Run by the same guy behind Deustches Volksrepublik and Nova Chanaan. Factbooks work on a 3DS.
WARNING: Everything you see is a WIP, so if you remember something that no longer exists, that's why.
til about a 1970s Japanese game show that used Roei no Uta as its theme song
Saving my arse here: no, this "nation" DOES NOT represent my views.
NS Stats have been executed via firing squad after being deemed as brainwashed.

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Horacellum Testing Grounds
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Posts: 8
Founded: May 18, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Horacellum Testing Grounds » Tue Jan 04, 2022 6:38 am

....Epsilon Army, another paramilitary organization led by the psychic Soviet defector Yuri, who has managed to control most of the world via brainwashing technology.

Based RA Yuri moment
An alternative nation to Horacellum. Second Canon a.k.a. FanT Factbooks are kept here.
Fight for the Utopia! The Stars Shall Guide Our Might and Magic!
PLEASE OMIT THE 'TESTING GROUNDS' PART WHENEVER YOU REFER TO THIS NATION
An "otherworldly" nation that is currently on the same timeline as the Cold War Era Earth, full of magics and many other wonders!

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Black Raven Movement
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Posts: 400
Founded: Apr 28, 2021
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Postby Black Raven Movement » Tue Jan 04, 2022 9:55 am

Serenissima


Wonder what the term is doing in the glossary, apart from the nation's full official name.
A Ukrainian political organization founded in the 1800's, now finally having gained power. A story between the man at its helm, fascist horror, his militant libertarian yet questionably sane brother, a priest who advocates Orthodox Israelism, and a Galician socialist, all under the mercy of the Gods, all determined to fulfill one simple goal: Supremacy above all.
FREE UKRAINE
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Straight male, metalhead, multi-instrumentalist for Abyss, agnostic theist. For you.
Hispanic libertarian. Equal rights, no matter who. All deserve humanity and care.
Hosanna.
It should have been done, the day after Trinity.

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Black Raven Movement
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Founded: Apr 28, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Black Raven Movement » Tue Jan 04, 2022 7:37 pm

/bump
A Ukrainian political organization founded in the 1800's, now finally having gained power. A story between the man at its helm, fascist horror, his militant libertarian yet questionably sane brother, a priest who advocates Orthodox Israelism, and a Galician socialist, all under the mercy of the Gods, all determined to fulfill one simple goal: Supremacy above all.
FREE UKRAINE
-Expect a new factbook soon. Bless me.-

Straight male, metalhead, multi-instrumentalist for Abyss, agnostic theist. For you.
Hispanic libertarian. Equal rights, no matter who. All deserve humanity and care.
Hosanna.
It should have been done, the day after Trinity.

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The H Corporation
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Posts: 2466
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Anarchy

Postby The H Corporation » Tue Jan 04, 2022 8:12 pm

COMING SOON
as in about 87 or so years lel

Lel
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jan 04, 2022 8:15 pm

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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Tue Jan 04, 2022 8:17 pm

Battle of the Metal Forest


I’ll take ‘Badass Battle Names’ for a thousand…




Above Ninja:

The Things Amadeus Freidrich is Not Allowed to do in Office

1. Not allowed to quote JJBA


Relevant
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Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings (and later with multiple other Asian and Native American cultures) motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.
I SUPPORT KRAVEN

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Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)

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Leskya
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Posts: 173
Founded: Jan 05, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Leskya » Tue Jan 04, 2022 8:44 pm

He is Sojun, Sojun Prime,
God of Life and Death and Time.
He stands at your end of time
To take your measure, do not lie.

If you wish to gain his eye,
You must make a sacrifice.
Neither blood nor life is asked,
Give of your mind, you have been tasked.

If you wish your claim be heard,
you must think on every word,
Careful thought for every line,
Every prayer to him must RHYME.

This reads like a Disney villain's intro song ngl
|✰| I HEAR A KEEN CALL OF YOUR ROADS, O DESERT! |☪|
Biblical immortalisation, apocalyptic desertification, anarchist islamisation, soft schizotech post-civilisation and nuclear commie administration, oh my!
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Valastiria
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Posts: 13
Founded: Aug 28, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Valastiria » Tue Jan 04, 2022 8:53 pm

That is one extensive factbook and an amazing well-laid-out library of information on Leskya. (Seriously, go read this stuff!)

While the entire Factbook is absolutely amazing, both visually and for fun reading, there's one line that just made me chuckle and that's on the first page: "Creepy video engulfs cryptid community in excitement.".
Principality of Valastiria
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Fihr glorihi!

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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Posts: 1447
Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Tue Jan 04, 2022 8:56 pm

Leskya wrote:
He is Sojun, Sojun Prime,
God of Life and Death and Time.
He stands at your end of time
To take your measure, do not lie.

If you wish to gain his eye,
You must make a sacrifice.
Neither blood nor life is asked,
Give of your mind, you have been tasked.

If you wish your claim be heard,
you must think on every word,
Careful thought for every line,
Every prayer to him must RHYME.

This reads like a Disney villain's intro song ngl


At least for the disney bit: ‘Mission Accomplished!’

/skip
Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings (and later with multiple other Asian and Native American cultures) motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.
I SUPPORT KRAVEN

Intro RP: Gravity Ships and Garden Snips (involved tribes: Plainsrider, Hawkeye, Wavecrasher)
Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)

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Dexterra
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Posts: 2145
Founded: May 05, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dexterra » Tue Jan 04, 2022 9:14 pm

The existence of several famous institutions and colleges, as well as a rich history of alchemy, magic, and natural science, are all part of the country's cultural and religious heritage.


Nice, slogan of your tourism industry! :)
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" - Jimi Hendrix (attributed)

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Emike
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Founded: Dec 23, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Emike » Tue Jan 04, 2022 9:22 pm

Welcome to the official archive of Dextennis - the United Peoples' number one source for tennis news!


I absolutely love the pun! Also, I like the fact that you keep a record of your tennis roleplay.
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Emike is a state located in the North Sea, in the
coastal waters west of Denmark and south of Norway. A
former communist state that was once allied with the USSR,
it briefly attempted a capitalist economy, but is currently
undergoing a shift back to socialism under its new
president, Henrik Bakker.

emikerenne.em

Constitution of Emike | Emike Wikipedia | BØDA KARLA National Newspaper


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Waisnor
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Posts: 466
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Wed Jan 05, 2022 1:18 am

Before, Emike had been one of only three nations recognised by United Nations that did not have its own Olympic team


Why so?
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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Emike
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Ex-Nation

Postby Emike » Wed Jan 05, 2022 1:58 am

Waisnor wrote:
Before, Emike had been one of only three nations recognised by United Nations that did not have its own Olympic team


Why so?


They did back in the 1970s, but when the regime changed, the country withdrew because the new leader wanted to start the country's own international sports competition, which never gained enough traction to work. The new regime is more focused on improving the national image. :) Thanks for asking!

/skip
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Emike is a state located in the North Sea, in the
coastal waters west of Denmark and south of Norway. A
former communist state that was once allied with the USSR,
it briefly attempted a capitalist economy, but is currently
undergoing a shift back to socialism under its new
president, Henrik Bakker.

emikerenne.em

Constitution of Emike | Emike Wikipedia | BØDA KARLA National Newspaper


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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Wed Jan 05, 2022 2:12 am

The population of Waisnor is almost entirely Caucasian. There are a small number of representatives of the African and Asian race, who for the most part emigrated to Waisnor.

that doesn't explain anything? How many of them are Poles, Russians, Belarusians, idk Lithuanian, etc.
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Waisnor
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Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:37 am

Continental Free States wrote:
The population of Waisnor is almost entirely Caucasian. There are a small number of representatives of the African and Asian race, who for the most part emigrated to Waisnor.

that doesn't explain anything? How many of them are Poles, Russians, Belarusians, idk Lithuanian, etc.


Some information on this is in "ethnic groups" part of the infobox
skipme/
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor/Malta Comino Gozo/Carrelie/Alezian Union

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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Jan 05, 2022 8:59 am

Sinkiang Clique


Strongly despise name. Uyghur Clique sounds better, but current name is accurate. Cool falg nonetheless
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The H Corporation
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Anarchy

Postby The H Corporation » Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:52 pm

Need help. Please

Haha No
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The African Emirates
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Posts: 189
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed Jan 05, 2022 7:35 pm

In the very inside of the Satellite there is the command control of the shield used to protect not only the Sattelite but for the Planetary Shield surrounding the planet where the capital of the nation, made to be resistant to any weapon existent and can't be destroyed unless you take down the Satellite, with that said the Planetary Shield the planet is safe fromany bombardment


Shield generator, in SPAAAACE!

No ewoks allowed
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

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Valastiria
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Founded: Aug 28, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Valastiria » Wed Jan 05, 2022 7:46 pm

Tsar Nicholas: Level 1 Crook
Joseph Stalin: Level 100 Comrade

That's how communism works, сука.

Yea, yea that is communism 101. I think I will use this from now on to explain it.
Principality of Valastiria
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Fihr glorihi!

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Grand Ishtar
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Ex-Nation

Postby Grand Ishtar » Wed Jan 05, 2022 8:37 pm

Valastiria wrote:
Tsar Nicholas: Level 1 Crook
Joseph Stalin: Level 100 Comrade

That's how communism works, сука.

Yea, yea that is communism 101. I think I will use this from now on to explain it.


"The hunt begins. On horseback and on foot, the Tyrian hunters track down the humanoids and slaughter them one-by-one. "

That's brutal. Great writing on the Factbook though, and a well-composed infobox.
Planet: Venus of Sol, the second world from its star; after 300 years of terraforming.
Landmass: Continent of Ishtar, northern hemisphere, temperate; rainforest in the south and steppe in the north.
Government: Council of People's Commissars; Communist Party.
Economy: Centrally planned universal-access public services; socialism

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Wejas
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Founded: Sep 17, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Wejas » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:08 pm

The various Neo-Pagan religions that had become extremely popular in Russia, India, China, and America during the previous century also continued to exist on Venus in the cities of the Baba Yaga region from the beginning of Ishtarite civilization.

You know, as a practitioner of "neo-paganism" myself, there is something so strangely eerie about this singular line. While Neo-Paganism is on the rise in places like Russia and the US, the fact they became "extremely popular" implies some great societal shift that - to me - implies that the countries we know today would be unrecognizable by Ishatar's time. That, or I am just overanalyzing a relatively minor line.
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A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
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Use this until I complete retconning Wexas pls.

There was never a war against the Comanche.

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Scytharum
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Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Scytharum » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:17 pm

They enjoy trade with the Americanist Floridian 'Mouse Kingdom' and the Voodoo Merchant Republic of New Orleans.


I burst out laughing at this line, Mickey Mouse has rallied his army of Florida men
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