It was difficult to find, but I think you mean this:
Gabriella Reinhilde has Died; Part II
"This was a woman with a clearly long career of hard work fighting for what is right, that ended in a wholesome way spending time with her family. This may just sound like empty words, but I mean it. May she rest in peace. I express my condolences to her family. This was, however, a big mistake by the doctor. While we shouldn't derail his career or make emotionally driven decisions, I hope medical boards undertake some formal investigation to make sure he really doesn't "slip up" again."
- Chris Cartes
The Jesuit - active correspondent and political analyst
News. Take your pick, but no one-liners, please. Cheers!
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:27 pm
by New Heldervinia
Khoikhoia wrote:It was difficult to find, but I think you mean this:
Gabriella Reinhilde has Died; Part II
"This was a woman with a clearly long career of hard work fighting for what is right, that ended in a wholesome way spending time with her family. This may just sound like empty words, but I mean it. May she rest in peace. I express my condolences to her family. This was, however, a big mistake by the doctor. While we shouldn't derail his career or make emotionally driven decisions, I hope medical boards undertake some formal investigation to make sure he really doesn't "slip up" again."
- Chris Cartes
The Jesuit - active correspondent and political analyst
News. Take your pick, but no one-liners, please. Cheers!
Correct! /skipme
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 5:26 am
by Bakerby-on-Tyde
INTERNATIONAL: Corrupt Conservatives draw far-right and centre closer in Anglia
"I give it to them for seeing an opportunity and have seized the initiative against what is essentially a household party, but i think it's more attributed to the weakness and blunders of the Conservatives in acting, they move too slow, too careful, and shortsighted, which is something that should not be done in the current day of politics. But this coalition have a high chance of collapsing as it is essentially a temporary collaboration that will only last until the election due to ideological differences, and the fact that it's the corrupt leading the charge means the Conservative Party still has a trap card which they can use bring the coalition to a halt, or at least, force it walk on a single leg. I think they(Conservatives) should bait the coalition and do a riposte to make this "coalition" fall over lest they are going to have to act with more difficulty in the next election." -A Bakerbite in Bakerby-on-Tyde working for a Bakery as a Baker
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 5:37 am
by General TN
Research on Painless Death Reveals That Anaesthesia and Guillotine To Be Best Option[/
..... death?... te...he... I love death!.... dont make it painless for the worst of society..... they do not deserve humanity..... when they have not given it!.... make it a spectacle!.... so the others know not to become like them.... te...he.... teach through force I say.... not kindness... they will only keep doing it.... at least you have the death penalty..... some are too foolish to... te..he... -TN, cruel morbidly obese dictator of its nation.
The New North Korea and the Little TN's: After TN completely took North Korea with its army, it is now declared a puppet of TN. While TN is currently in South Korea having a feast, North Korea remains closed, and the citizens have been propagated to their new nation. A special spy report states a very interesting fact about the leaders of the New North Korea, as it appears they are, as described by the spy "Ugly misshapen creatures, that stand at a quarter of a foot, that look like TN". These mysterious little beings have been noted to have come from TN, and some other reports given state TN can reproduce them, coughing them up from its stomach, which seems to be a breeding ground. However, it seems these little mini TN's can multiple by themselves, and quite rapidly. Around a thousand were spotted arriving, and after a few days, over a million now exist in North Korea. Scientists are still trying to understand how they do this, and reports also state they go around digging into citizens and eating them. They appear to share a hive mind, and can connect mentally with TN, who is their leader and parent.
[BN, news above, no one-liners!][/quote]
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:40 am
by Greater Kastovia
TN has now reached the capital of South Korea, and its devouring as increased - Civilian reports seem to show several of the so called “Little TN” are helping TN in devouring the populous
“Oh no! It’s absolutely terrible that such a heartless creature could possibly father children who can help him with his evil acts! Plus, by killing the population of South Korea, where else am I going to get Gochujang from at the supermarket? Poor Anatoli will have to go without his favourite Tteokbokki for a little while I’m afraid” - Svetlana Petroschenko, Prime Minister Anatoli Petroschenko’s grandmother
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:04 am
by Khoikhoia
Local Elections see big gains for centrist Kastovian Liberal Democratic Party and Liberal Conservative Alliance, whilst Far-Left and Far-Right suffer major losses
"Did they finally see those parties are all bark and no bite? I'm happy, the people proved to the ridiculous prime minister that the left wasn't for them, while supporting sensible centrist alternatives. For a country like yours, when there's a lot of doubt after secession (which in the alternative conditions I agree with), that's very important, not to mention centrism is the most efficient ideology. I hope that these parties can prove to do stuff in local office, stay out of major corruption (some can't be avoided), and do what's best for Greater Kastovia."
- Jeremi Louvrador
Cabo small tech enterprise CEO
News. Take your pick, but no one-liners, please. Cheers!
Local Elections see big gains for centrist Kastovian Liberal Democratic Party and Liberal Conservative Alliance, whilst Far-Left and Far-Right suffer major losses
"Did they finally see those parties are all bark and no bite? I'm happy, the people proved to the ridiculous prime minister that the left wasn't for them, while supporting sensible centrist alternatives. For a country like yours, when there's a lot of doubt after secession (which in the alternative conditions I agree with), that's very important, not to mention centrism is the most efficient ideology. I hope that these parties can prove to do stuff in local office, stay out of major corruption (some can't be avoided), and do what's best for Greater Kastovia."
- Jeremi Louvrador
Cabo small tech enterprise CEO
News. Take your pick, but no one-liners, please. Cheers!
"Conserving any continent from authoritarian powers is completely foolish. The rightness of autocratic rule is justified and exlempiefied by this empire. Democracy failed the United States. Democracy fed the chaotic elements that brought down the American federal government in 2021. Democracy nearly destroyed California. It was by the guided hand of our Lightbringers that we salvaged a great country from the ashes of the USA. Democracy is a failure."-Hector Mixtli Flores, Senior Grand-Secretary of The Infernal Empire
sig
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 4:06 pm
by Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom
three Black Bishops dead from seven doses of hallucinogens
"... personally, I don't think declaring a reigon a soverign nation without due process is... smart, but cool beans, I suppose. Neither do I think Wisteria will be happy to hear either..."
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 5:32 pm
by Fuerzas Nacionales de Defensa
Beisinghausen man shot dead after reaching for a law enforcement officer's sidearm, last words were "blud you are giving sus ohio npc vibes"
"If you ask us, that's a wise choice made by that officer. I mean, for all he knew, he wasn't just reaching for his sidearm but was going to use it to gun down several other others in some kind of takedown-motion. Maybe he was about to use that sidearm for Libertad shit. Maybe he was going to use it to defend his family against brave soldiers doing a sudden search of his property. As for the last part? Sounds like some weird Yanqui shit. I hear the same kind of gutter-talk by the kids in Esperanza."
- Captain Gabriel Alvarez
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:50 pm
by Arklatravar-Istertia
New 'rum chugging' trend among recruits to be banned after drunken soldiers attempt to get guard dog drunk
Okay, what the fuck is this so called "trend"? And why is this Spanish military country thing exist? And where even is the country? And why did they try to get a guard dog drunk? Don't these soldiers get teaches discipline and manners? They're soldiers, for fuck sake! The generals should just discharge them for doing such things. - Alexei Visalovich, news correspondent of the Arklatravar-Istertia Today.
news in sig (for context, NATO is just the US, Canada, Portugalicia (a union between Galicia and Portugal), France, Spain and the United Kingdom.)
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:35 am
by Carameon
"I can only wish for the swift victory of the Arabs against the Zionist colonial oppressors." - Moavea Curaise, Political Correspondent for the Carameon Catch
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:15 am
by Nomayuki
"Expensive oil? That would be impossible here. When that infinite oil reserve in the Laptev Sea was discovered, oil was set to a fixed price. Oof. If only we knew your location, we could supply all that oil to you guys." -Mark Cheung, local mangaka
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:33 am
by Doechland
"I reckon even China would have to one day join the real world, recognise the fact that not only were its 'historic claims' never legitimate or recognised by anyone that it also can't in any real way enforce them, and discard the Nine-Dash Line as the basis for its maritime claims to the West Philippine Sea, recognising that everyone else has ignored it since the 1950s."
Alfred Schneider, news correspondent
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:52 am
by Little TN Horde
Protestors declare "Brooklyn Autonomous Zone" in occupied parts of New York, America. Mayor of New York orders Police, National Guard to "go in weapons free"
.... protesters?..... for what?.... rights?... wages?.... well.... something made them claim to make an.... autonomous region.... te...he..... who is... occupying it?... those protesters?.... the Mayor is a fool.... they must stamp down!.... crush the dissenters!..... bring all the weapons and tools to silence them!.... they cannot be allowed to live!.... te...he...how are they even allowed to do that?..... they should be punished for even protesting!.... how foolish.... protesting slows down progress....... only control and order..... will help... - The Little TN horde
The Horror that is the Horde's Korea - A rare insider view A reporters was allowed to visit the Horde's Korea, having now been fully established after TN's rampage. The following accounts are from the reporters on their visit. The reporters were first toured the capital city, which has been apparently expanded, and citizens were forced to leave any villages and stay only in the cities. The citizens were clearly already under the new propaganda from the Little TN's, and were all noted to be working. A reporter noted that Little TN's roamed the streets and would sometimes find a person and start tearing into them, slowly devouring them until there was little left. The reporters were given the information that the citizens were told to believe anyone eaten by the Little TN's were a traitor to the state. TN was also apparently now back, after taking over South Korea and adding it to its own land. One reporter described it as "The monster itself stood in front of us, surrounded by its little monsters, and its form could only be described as a gigantic mass with a head, hands and legs peeking out", and another shared a similar description "TN, accompanied by its little creations, its own form clearly showing the impact of its feast, its body now so large that it was hard to distinguish anything else". The reporters saw the harsh and oppressive laws on the people, and noted that the economy appeared to be immensely struggling, and no doubt that the Horde's Korea was worse than its predecessor.
[BN, news above, not in Sig, No one liners please]
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:16 am
by Khoikhoia
The Horror that is the Horde's Korea - A rare insider view
"I used to think that TN's nation may have been a hellhole, but it was no different from Rivershores! But then he goes and takes North Korea, your world's equivalent to Rivershores, and also starts eating everyone. That wasn't enough, because he then goes and takes South Korea as well. I don't know how the world still lets him be. What they need is a massive coalition of anyone and everyone, Russia, Louisiana, the EU, Latin America, some countries in Africa, and maybe even China. Bust him out of office!"
- Jeremi Louvrador
Cabo small tech enterprise CEO
News. Take your pick, but no one-liners, please. Cheers!
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:43 am
by Theodorous and the Parathalassias
“I commend Khoikhoia on their investment into renewable energy — it will certainly boost not only their economy but the well-being of generations to come. However, in light of their tandem investment into coal mining, I would remind Khoikhoia of their Paris Climate Agreement responsibilities and the imperative nature of the fight against climate change.” — Mesazon (head of government) Stefanos Androulakis
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:06 am
by Carameon
"I'm not sure what 'left-conservatism' entails beyond a vaguely defined control economy and endophilic society, but history has shown us that centralized state economics hinder growth and development regardless of what kind of traditional values are promoted. Let us take for example, the economic centralization of Persia through 'Iqta Economics' that began in the 10th Century, and then crept through the Islamic World until 12th Century. Yes, it made the state stronger, but it deterred the market's growth and contributed to the decline of the Abbasid Golden Age. It is a common myth that the Abbasid Golden Age was destroyed by the Mongol Destruction of Baghdad in 1258, but what actually ended the Golden Age was a left-leaning control economy and a conservative and superstitious Sufi mystic society that rejected science, which combined together ultimately slowed down innovation in the Abbasid realm. This 'left-conservatism' reeks of the same thing." - Abdulkarim al-Isbilli, Business Correspondent of the Carameon Catch
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:09 am
by Allied Iran
"I shudder at the idea that the people of my Motherland worship the so-called 'god' of Mahomet and that not only have we not shrugged off the Arab yoke, we pretend as a 'leader' of their religion, rivalling the Umayyads—what the hell is an 'Abbasid' anyway? As for everything else, I see we are as bad at Football in your world as we are in ours... and as dramatic about it. Petrolbombing a footballist because you lost? And by a retired general no less? This might be the stupidest war to ever break out in the Middle East, if it does."
Navid Parsania, student in Teheran
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:15 am
by Simonia
Christians make up a sixth of our people. Not doing so would be impolitic" PM Dadgostar justifies Easter Celebration after opposition from High Priesthood
“I wonder what’s wrong with an Easter celebration and fail to see why anyone would object against one.” -Simone
BN, please do the headline about Vonum on my sig.
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:18 am
by Republics of the Solar Union
My most recent NSG endeavor involves featuring Vonum in my sig
OOC news, interesting. Also what about Favorite F7ers, it's a much better contest, and you should definitely link it. Because it would make the popularity contest more popular. Okay that is the strangest line I have definitely ever said on NS.
(I will most likely change my news after BN reacts)
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:20 am
by Wisteria and Surrounding Territories
Plutonian Revolutionaries found at secret hideout in Pal, possible planning of mass terrorism, says Antoi Vskchut
"This is why we need to shut our borders in Wisteria! Because we will end up with terrorists in our nation!" -Ramiz Mitrović, leader of the National Party.
"If anyone gets killed, they should just hang 'em!" -President Jax Coolidge.
"I HOPE THE REVOLUTIONARIES BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF THE OPPRESSIVE BOURGEOIS! DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!!! -The sole member of the Radical Communist Party, while vandalizing a statue of Jax Coolidge.
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 2:37 pm
by Khoikhoia
Carlos Sainz given honorary citizenship after Australia victory.
"Look, I know nothing of the sport, and though it's clear Carlos Sainz has had a great career, I don't think it's grounds for honorary citizenship. That should be reserved for meaningful contributions, ones which impact the country. Like helping conserve a nation's environment. But I don't see any relation to Wisteria here. It's either bread and circus politics, aimed to distract the people from the real problems such as economic troubles, something we have a lot all around the world, or that President Coolidge being his mad self."
..... my my... a terrorist group?.... te...he... how disgusting.... we find them annoying..... and now they are working with another gang?.... you better crack down on them.... hard.... te...he.... no illegal groups should be allowed to thrive.... especially a terrorist group.... te...he.... that prohibition is good.... but humans are hungry for alcohol.... how disgusting..... and yet these groups make money off those.... addictions....te....he.... crack down on them!.... punish them!.... - Little TN's
The Horror that is the Horde's Korea - A rare insider view A reporters was allowed to visit the Horde's Korea, having now been fully established after TN's rampage. The following accounts are from the reporters on their visit. The reporters were first toured the capital city, which has been apparently expanded, and citizens were forced to leave any villages and stay only in the cities. The citizens were clearly already under the new propaganda from the Little TN's, and were all noted to be working. A reporter noted that Little TN's roamed the streets and would sometimes find a person and start tearing into them, slowly devouring them until there was little left. The reporters were given the information that the citizens were told to believe anyone eaten by the Little TN's were a traitor to the state. TN was also apparently now back, after taking over South Korea and adding it to its own land. One reporter described it as "The monster itself stood in front of us, surrounded by its little monsters, and its form could only be described as a gigantic mass with a head, hands and legs peeking out", and another shared a similar description "TN, accompanied by its little creations, its own form clearly showing the impact of its feast, its body now so large that it was hard to distinguish anything else". The reporters saw the harsh and oppressive laws on the people, and noted that the economy appeared to be immensely struggling, and no doubt that the Horde's Korea was worse than its predecessor.
[BN, news above, not in Sig, No one liners please][/quote]
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:22 pm
by Nomayuki
"So I would like to imagine that a TN or whatever they are called officially are some kind of alien? Or are they underground or submarine creatures? Regardless, this little TN regime is certainly much worse than that of 'Lil Kimmy's. I mean, weird, monster-like creatures eating "suspects of treason"! Kind of like that 'Skibidi Toilet' thing that non-assimilated American children keep yapping about and even worshipping. The latter is what memes say. Anyway, where I'm from, Korea is now united and in a MUCH better state before."
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:48 pm