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Khoikhoia
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Posts: 248
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:48 pm

It was difficult to find, but I think you mean this:
Gabriella Reinhilde has Died; Part II

"This was a woman with a clearly long career of hard work fighting for what is right, that ended in a wholesome way spending time with her family. This may just sound like empty words, but I mean it. May she rest in peace. I express my condolences to her family. This was, however, a big mistake by the doctor. While we shouldn't derail his career or make emotionally driven decisions, I hope medical boards undertake some formal investigation to make sure he really doesn't "slip up" again."
- Chris Cartes

The Jesuit - active correspondent and political analyst



News. Take your pick, but no one-liners, please. Cheers!

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New Heldervinia
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Posts: 1073
Founded: Mar 20, 2024
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Heldervinia » Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:27 pm

Khoikhoia wrote:It was difficult to find, but I think you mean this:
Gabriella Reinhilde has Died; Part II

"This was a woman with a clearly long career of hard work fighting for what is right, that ended in a wholesome way spending time with her family. This may just sound like empty words, but I mean it. May she rest in peace. I express my condolences to her family. This was, however, a big mistake by the doctor. While we shouldn't derail his career or make emotionally driven decisions, I hope medical boards undertake some formal investigation to make sure he really doesn't "slip up" again."
- Chris Cartes

The Jesuit - active correspondent and political analyst



News. Take your pick, but no one-liners, please. Cheers!

Correct!
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Bakerby-on-Tyde
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Founded: Apr 06, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Bakerby-on-Tyde » Thu Apr 11, 2024 5:26 am

INTERNATIONAL: Corrupt Conservatives draw far-right and centre closer in Anglia


"I give it to them for seeing an opportunity and have seized the initiative against what is essentially a household party, but i think it's more attributed to the weakness and blunders of the Conservatives in acting, they move too slow, too careful, and shortsighted, which is something that should not be done in the current day of politics.
But this coalition have a high chance of collapsing as it is essentially a temporary collaboration that will only last until the election due to ideological differences, and the fact that it's the corrupt leading the charge means the Conservative Party still has a trap card which they can use bring the coalition to a halt, or at least, force it walk on a single leg. I think they(Conservatives) should bait the coalition and do a riposte to make this "coalition" fall over lest they are going to have to act with more difficulty in the next election." -A Bakerbite in Bakerby-on-Tyde working for a Bakery as a Baker
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A city in the isles(real location britain) which is a part of a confederation of towns and cities along the Tyde River(forgot which river so just assume it's River Avon)

TydeText, A TRTC Teletext Service
TydeText:Max Barry Park Station in Partial Operations.|TNDS Tyde Bell Recovered|Proposal to Make The Pod Vertical Gains Popularity in Crossnet|Bureau-Master of Bureau of Labour Calls Overtime an 'Act of Sabotage'
(apr 26)|Mayor of Barksburgh Calls Empress of Pubinland 'Mummy'(apr 11)

User Notes, A Place Where I Do Stuff:Controller Having Issues of Too Much NS, Proposes To Make Another NS to Organize The Plot Line of 20+ NS.

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General TN
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Founded: Jan 13, 2024
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby General TN » Thu Apr 11, 2024 5:37 am

Research on Painless Death Reveals That Anaesthesia and Guillotine To Be Best Option[/

..... death?... te...he... I love death!.... dont make it painless for the worst of society..... they do not deserve humanity..... when they have not given it!.... make it a spectacle!.... so the others know not to become like them.... te...he.... teach through force I say.... not kindness... they will only keep doing it.... at least you have the death penalty..... some are too foolish to... te..he...
-TN, cruel morbidly obese dictator of its nation.

The New North Korea and the Little TN's: After TN completely took North Korea with its army, it is now declared a puppet of TN. While TN is currently in South Korea having a feast, North Korea remains closed, and the citizens have been propagated to their new nation. A special spy report states a very interesting fact about the leaders of the New North Korea, as it appears they are, as described by the spy "Ugly misshapen creatures, that stand at a quarter of a foot, that look like TN". These mysterious little beings have been noted to have come from TN, and some other reports given state TN can reproduce them, coughing them up from its stomach, which seems to be a breeding ground. However, it seems these little mini TN's can multiple by themselves, and quite rapidly. Around a thousand were spotted arriving, and after a few days, over a million now exist in North Korea. Scientists are still trying to understand how they do this, and reports also state they go around digging into citizens and eating them. They appear to share a hive mind, and can connect mentally with TN, who is their leader and parent.

[BN, news above, no one-liners!][/quote]
A nation run by a deranged creature called TN, known for being very obese, which also enjoys regularly eating the poorest of its nation all while pampering the rich.
TN's current weight [Someone asked for this]
4,091,058 lbs

ALL NS stats and polices are canon, no exceptions
If you don’t want your NS stats/policies, TN would love to keep them. Or just eat them.
News from TN:TN states it will now be "Going on a diet" after now weighing a monstrous 4,091,058 lbs and being stuck in one room, no longer able to be moved around

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Greater Kastovia
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Founded: May 09, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Greater Kastovia » Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:40 am

TN has now reached the capital of South Korea, and its devouring as increased - Civilian reports seem to show several of the so called “Little TN” are helping TN in devouring the populous

“Oh no! It’s absolutely terrible that such a heartless creature could possibly father children who can help him with his evil acts! Plus, by killing the population of South Korea, where else am I going to get Gochujang from at the supermarket? Poor Anatoli will have to go without his favourite Tteokbokki for a little while I’m afraid” - Svetlana Petroschenko, Prime Minister Anatoli Petroschenko’s grandmother
Liberal Democratic Pro-Western Russian breakaway state in the Sakhalin Islands lead by a femboy and the world’s most boring human extraordinaire
News: Death Penalty referendum fails by narrow margin, Amnesty International hails results as “A clear sign that public opinion is shifting away from capital punishment” and expresses hope that the referendum passes when it is held again in a year’s time|Mayor of Verdansk Dmitri Borishev (KLDP) dies aged 47 of injuries sustained in a road-traffic accident, party officials including KLDP leader Mikhail Antonovich offer their condolences to the late mayor’s family and declare three days of mourning across the Verdansk Oblast

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Khoikhoia
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Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:04 am

Local Elections see big gains for centrist Kastovian Liberal Democratic Party and Liberal Conservative Alliance, whilst Far-Left and Far-Right suffer major losses

"Did they finally see those parties are all bark and no bite? I'm happy, the people proved to the ridiculous prime minister that the left wasn't for them, while supporting sensible centrist alternatives. For a country like yours, when there's a lot of doubt after secession (which in the alternative conditions I agree with), that's very important, not to mention centrism is the most efficient ideology. I hope that these parties can prove to do stuff in local office, stay out of major corruption (some can't be avoided), and do what's best for Greater Kastovia."

- Jeremi Louvrador

Cabo small tech enterprise CEO



News. Take your pick, but no one-liners, please. Cheers!
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Proud Sodom and Lucky Gomorrah
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Founded: Feb 17, 2024
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Proud Sodom and Lucky Gomorrah » Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:35 pm

Khoikhoia wrote:
Local Elections see big gains for centrist Kastovian Liberal Democratic Party and Liberal Conservative Alliance, whilst Far-Left and Far-Right suffer major losses

"Did they finally see those parties are all bark and no bite? I'm happy, the people proved to the ridiculous prime minister that the left wasn't for them, while supporting sensible centrist alternatives. For a country like yours, when there's a lot of doubt after secession (which in the alternative conditions I agree with), that's very important, not to mention centrism is the most efficient ideology. I hope that these parties can prove to do stuff in local office, stay out of major corruption (some can't be avoided), and do what's best for Greater Kastovia."

- Jeremi Louvrador

Cabo small tech enterprise CEO



News. Take your pick, but no one-liners, please. Cheers!


"Conserving any continent from authoritarian powers is completely foolish. The rightness of autocratic rule is justified and exlempiefied by this empire. Democracy failed the United States. Democracy fed the chaotic elements that brought down the American federal government in 2021. Democracy nearly destroyed California. It was by the guided hand of our Lightbringers that we salvaged a great country from the ashes of the USA. Democracy is a failure."-Hector Mixtli Flores, Senior Grand-Secretary of The Infernal Empire

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"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."

This nation is a puppet of Michigan and The Lakes
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Plagiarism in the state ministries to be met with expulsion from government and exile from the empire.-I-Imperial California Rangers accused of sowing discord between Mexican countries in leaked documents. Denied by the government.-I-Universal Studios to clone dinosaur pets to compete with WB/Discovery Valyrian Dragons.-I-Regulations on trampolines rescinded.

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Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom
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Posts: 118
Founded: Apr 10, 2024
Capitalizt

Postby Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom » Thu Apr 11, 2024 4:06 pm

three Black Bishops dead from seven doses of hallucinogens

"That's ferr a lot o' hallucinogens! Na wonder thay died, ainlie ah cuid tak' seven doses 'n' cop hee haw! 'n' how come wur bishops taking they in th' foremaist steid?" -The Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom


My news:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2019089
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Scots lingo is back!
The Stronk Mighty Blanford's Foxes might have defeated me in my weak form, but not in my true form, I am UNSTOPPABLE!!!


Thare is a battle o' a' time gaun oan atween Wisteria and Surrounding Territories an' Arzastan ower whilk animal is superior!

Quitting the Scots Lingo for now...



News About The Collie: The Collie shows up to competition, smokes every other dog, refuses to elaborate, leaves!| The Collie is now binge watching every movie and show made after 1947 to see how the world has changed since his first death. | "Holy crap! It's a show about me!" says The Collie, watching Mr. Pickles

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Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries
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Founded: Aug 30, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries » Thu Apr 11, 2024 5:26 pm

"... personally, I don't think declaring a reigon a soverign nation without due process is... smart, but cool beans, I suppose. Neither do I think Wisteria will be happy to hear either..."
NS stats have been rounded up and swiss-cheese'd by local militia in an alleyway.

Karl von Larenz invited to Moscow to see Destroyed M1A1 Abrams “Only one Abrams? You should come visit one of our scrapyards next time, you’d be surprised.” He remarks.

Want Cheap Equipment? Visit Karl's Warehouse!
A bunch of space mercs Authoritarian oligarchy led by Karl von Larenz
Member of KTO, Founder of FWC

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Fuerzas Nacionales de Defensa
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Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 09, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Fuerzas Nacionales de Defensa » Thu Apr 11, 2024 5:32 pm

Beisinghausen man shot dead after reaching for a law enforcement officer's sidearm, last words were "blud you are giving sus ohio npc vibes"


"If you ask us, that's a wise choice made by that officer. I mean, for all he knew, he wasn't just reaching for his sidearm but was going to use it to gun down several other others in some kind of takedown-motion. Maybe he was about to use that sidearm for Libertad shit. Maybe he was going to use it to defend his family against brave soldiers doing a sudden search of his property. As for the last part? Sounds like some weird Yanqui shit. I hear the same kind of gutter-talk by the kids in Esperanza."

- Captain Gabriel Alvarez
Fuerzas Nacionales de Defensa - National Defense Forces
FND - DEFENDIENDO EL PARAÍSO - PROTECTORES DE VIVIRO
Yara's brave and bold national armed forces, led bravely (and reclusively) by suspiciously-blood-coughing El Presidente Antón Castillo.
We wear aviator sunglasses, berets, speak unintelligible Spanish into walkie-talkies, and usually get machete'd to death or blown-up by those Libertad comemierdas.
Remember, you're a True Yaran. That terrified family of 4 in that house over there isn't.

Yaravision: Libertad terrorist leader Clara García sends threatening video addressed to President Castillo, FND cyber unit attempting to deepfake it into saying 'something flattering' | Fuerzas de Defensa Aereas pilots complain of Yara's Soviet-era MiG planes 'creaking', get told to 'deal with it'

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Arklatravar-Istertia
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Posts: 63
Founded: Sep 06, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arklatravar-Istertia » Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:50 pm

New 'rum chugging' trend among recruits to be banned after drunken soldiers attempt to get guard dog drunk


Okay, what the fuck is this so called "trend"? And why is this Spanish military country thing exist? And where even is the country? And why did they try to get a guard dog drunk? Don't these soldiers get teaches discipline and manners? They're soldiers, for fuck sake! The generals should just discharge them for doing such things.
- Alexei Visalovich, news correspondent of the Arklatravar-Istertia Today.

news in sig (for context, NATO is just the US, Canada, Portugalicia (a union between Galicia and Portugal), France, Spain and the United Kingdom.)
Population: 331,463,000 (last year: 312,103,000)
Year: 1979
GDP: 12.51T (last year: 11.32T)
USD/CLT exchange: 1.172 Dollars/1 Clotor

A militaristic superpower located in the Indian Subcontinent. Is a part of the P5 and founding member of the Pact of Patriots

Angarian forces encircle Ankara, as Russian soldiers keep marching in Turkey. Tehran is going to fall in the next few days, despite fierce resistance. Jews in now Arab-occupied Israel are deported of their lands and sent to Europe, mostly Germany. Algerian and Moroccan troops continue pushing into the Iberian Peninsula, as 45K French soldiers arrive in the frontlines, stabilizing them. Casualties since June 28th: Palestine and allies: 60,783 dead. Israel and allies: 61,027 dead.(October 27th 1979)

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Carameon
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Posts: 216
Founded: Dec 21, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Carameon » Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:35 am

"I can only wish for the swift victory of the Arabs against the Zionist colonial oppressors."
- Moavea Curaise, Political Correspondent for the Carameon Catch
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Scholar in Islamic Theology (Certificate) and Arabic Language (Certificate.) Community Development student.
"Sometimes I see a genuinely horrifyingly bad coal post and feel a desire to to comment calling the poster stupid but then remember I have a reputation for being pleasant and polite so it will be incredibly scary if Spongebob called your a slur so I always hold my tongue."
- Some guy on Twitter

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Nomayuki
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Posts: 180
Founded: Jul 08, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nomayuki » Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:15 am

"Expensive oil? That would be impossible here. When that infinite oil reserve in the Laptev Sea was discovered, oil was set to a fixed price. Oof. If only we knew your location, we could supply all that oil to you guys."
-Mark Cheung, local mangaka
The Christian Republic of Nomayuki
The orange skies proclaim the beginning of a new day for us
Nomayukinskasbyschkompfesservkke | 1 Mry. 2024 (Influencer Mockery Day) | Jack Doherty issued cease and desist order from Los Angeles City Government, along with 250,000 SCF fine | Two teenagers spotted filming dance on Brooklyn Bridge causing traffic jam, given 10,000 SCF fines each | Influencer does parkour in Rotsushima nuclear bomb memorial cemetery, arrested

Nanka City: 1°C, CLEAR SKIES WITH 12% CHANCE OF RAIN
NOW PLAYING ON 94.3 MHz: NEKELZUNDAG! (B.R.O.W.N.) (2:38/3:23)

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Doechland
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Posts: 62
Founded: Jun 28, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Doechland » Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:33 am

"I reckon even China would have to one day join the real world, recognise the fact that not only were its 'historic claims' never legitimate or recognised by anyone that it also can't in any real way enforce them, and discard the Nine-Dash Line as the basis for its maritime claims to the West Philippine Sea, recognising that everyone else has ignored it since the 1950s."
Alfred Schneider, news correspondent
Empire of Germany ——————— Kaiserreich Deutschland
Yes, this newsreel is basically all RL events. So I hit an author's block, sue me
Allgemeine Zeitung: EuroSong Wilhelmshafen! Judea's Esther Maimon's "Rains of Tammus" wins, coming ahead of England's Wilson-Browne performance of "Jerusalem was here gebuilt" and Austria's Anna Thörnfeldt — Windenland's libertarian PM Gertrúda Kostrová shot and heavily wounded by political agitator in Krickerhau — Berlin Policeman censured and punished for shooting Grand Theft Auto suspect without prior warning, sparking debate on police brutality — American President Bernhard Saunders and Nationalist Party candidate Gilbert T. Rudman to debate on television this June and September ahead of election

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Little TN Horde
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Posts: 54
Founded: Apr 07, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Little TN Horde » Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:52 am

Protestors declare "Brooklyn Autonomous Zone" in occupied parts of New York, America. Mayor of New York orders Police, National Guard to "go in weapons free"

.... protesters?..... for what?.... rights?... wages?.... well.... something made them claim to make an.... autonomous region.... te...he..... who is... occupying it?... those protesters?.... the Mayor is a fool.... they must stamp down!.... crush the dissenters!..... bring all the weapons and tools to silence them!.... they cannot be allowed to live!.... te...he...how are they even allowed to do that?..... they should be punished for even protesting!.... how foolish.... protesting slows down progress....... only control and order..... will help...
- The Little TN horde

The Horror that is the Horde's Korea - A rare insider view
A reporters was allowed to visit the Horde's Korea, having now been fully established after TN's rampage. The following accounts are from the reporters on their visit. The reporters were first toured the capital city, which has been apparently expanded, and citizens were forced to leave any villages and stay only in the cities. The citizens were clearly already under the new propaganda from the Little TN's, and were all noted to be working. A reporter noted that Little TN's roamed the streets and would sometimes find a person and start tearing into them, slowly devouring them until there was little left. The reporters were given the information that the citizens were told to believe anyone eaten by the Little TN's were a traitor to the state. TN was also apparently now back, after taking over South Korea and adding it to its own land. One reporter described it as "The monster itself stood in front of us, surrounded by its little monsters, and its form could only be described as a gigantic mass with a head, hands and legs peeking out", and another shared a similar description "TN, accompanied by its little creations, its own form clearly showing the impact of its feast, its body now so large that it was hard to distinguish anything else". The reporters saw the harsh and oppressive laws on the people, and noted that the economy appeared to be immensely struggling, and no doubt that the Horde's Korea was worse than its predecessor.

[BN, news above, not in Sig, No one liners please]
You thought one TN was terrible? How about an army of little parasitic TN's ruling a nation?
Current Death Count in North Korea
Devoured by TN: 27,193
Devoured by Little TN's: 78,032
As always, all stats are canon - Any Little TN that says otherwise will be slowly squished to death by TN, and any little TN's who objects to the above punishment will be stuffed with stuffing and turned into a living toy for TN, and any little TN that objects to the punishment for objecting to the first punishment will be mashed into a stew

ᵀᵉᵉⁿʸ ᵀⁱⁿʸ ᵀᴺ ᴺᵉʷˢ:ᴸⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵀᴺ'ˢ ʳᵉᶜᵒᵛᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ⁿᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ - ˢᵒᵘʳᶜᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵘⁿᵏⁿᵒʷⁿ 

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Khoikhoia
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Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:16 am

The Horror that is the Horde's Korea - A rare insider view

"I used to think that TN's nation may have been a hellhole, but it was no different from Rivershores! But then he goes and takes North Korea, your world's equivalent to Rivershores, and also starts eating everyone. That wasn't enough, because he then goes and takes South Korea as well. I don't know how the world still lets him be. What they need is a massive coalition of anyone and everyone, Russia, Louisiana, the EU, Latin America, some countries in Africa, and maybe even China. Bust him out of office!"
- Jeremi Louvrador

Cabo small tech enterprise CEO



News. Take your pick, but no one-liners, please. Cheers!
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Theodorous and the Parathalassias
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Founded: Apr 09, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Theodorous and the Parathalassias » Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:43 am

“I commend Khoikhoia on their investment into renewable energy — it will certainly boost not only their economy but the well-being of generations to come. However, in light of their tandem investment into coal mining, I would remind Khoikhoia of their Paris Climate Agreement responsibilities and the imperative nature of the fight against climate change.” — Mesazon (head of government) Stefanos Androulakis
Greek-speaking Crimean principality in the EU. Anti-austerity’s last holdout.

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Carameon
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Posts: 216
Founded: Dec 21, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Carameon » Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:06 am

"I'm not sure what 'left-conservatism' entails beyond a vaguely defined control economy and endophilic society, but history has shown us that centralized state economics hinder growth and development regardless of what kind of traditional values are promoted. Let us take for example, the economic centralization of Persia through 'Iqta Economics' that began in the 10th Century, and then crept through the Islamic World until 12th Century. Yes, it made the state stronger, but it deterred the market's growth and contributed to the decline of the Abbasid Golden Age. It is a common myth that the Abbasid Golden Age was destroyed by the Mongol Destruction of Baghdad in 1258, but what actually ended the Golden Age was a left-leaning control economy and a conservative and superstitious Sufi mystic society that rejected science, which combined together ultimately slowed down innovation in the Abbasid realm. This 'left-conservatism' reeks of the same thing."
- Abdulkarim al-Isbilli, Business Correspondent of the Carameon Catch
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"Sometimes I see a genuinely horrifyingly bad coal post and feel a desire to to comment calling the poster stupid but then remember I have a reputation for being pleasant and polite so it will be incredibly scary if Spongebob called your a slur so I always hold my tongue."
- Some guy on Twitter

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Allied Iran
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Posts: 35
Founded: Feb 06, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Iran » Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:09 am

"I shudder at the idea that the people of my Motherland worship the so-called 'god' of Mahomet and that not only have we not shrugged off the Arab yoke, we pretend as a 'leader' of their religion, rivalling the Umayyads—what the hell is an 'Abbasid' anyway? As for everything else, I see we are as bad at Football in your world as we are in ours... and as dramatic about it. Petrolbombing a footballist because you lost? And by a retired general no less? This might be the stupidest war to ever break out in the Middle East, if it does."
Navid Parsania, student in Teheran
Imperial State of PersiaKišvar-ī Šāhanšāhīh-ī Ērān
The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake. (Let's just say the Crusades were batshit insane)
Hamšahrīg: Kurosh Nikxah, Rogue "Crypto-Mohammedan" cleric exiled to France, dies at 69 years of age in Nice; "nothing of value was lost" High Priest Behshid Mehrzad — "Hey ho, hey ho, Helfgott's got to go!" Thousands in Jerusalem, Caiphas, and Joppa call for PM Esther Helfgott's resignation after Judaean National Unity government broke down upon end of conflict in AzzaUN General Assembly passes Resolution to eradicate the mosquito by replacing them with sterilised breeds; "all 3,600 species of them?" ask the experts

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Simonia
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Posts: 1224
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:15 am

Christians make up a sixth of our people. Not doing so would be impolitic" PM Dadgostar justifies Easter Celebration after opposition from High Priesthood

“I wonder what’s wrong with an Easter celebration and fail to see why anyone would object against one.” -Simone

BN, please do the headline about Vonum on my sig.
Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: War coming soon (No thread yet)| The quest to find Who Asked has begun | Read at your own risk | What is this | Some Simonian fascists exiled to uncharted territory found in Hepina and Eclipsine (the rest are in gulag)
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
Expect few updates from my YT.
These people ruined NS.l

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Republics of the Solar Union
Diplomat
 
Posts: 524
Founded: Mar 24, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Republics of the Solar Union » Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:18 am

My most recent NSG endeavor involves featuring Vonum in my sig


OOC news, interesting. Also what about Favorite F7ers, it's a much better contest, and you should definitely link it. Because it would make the popularity contest more popular. Okay that is the strangest line I have definitely ever said on NS.

(I will most likely change my news after BN reacts)
Embassy Program for the Solar Union - Solar Union Trade Exchange
Today's motto: "I always post German villages ending with n on the geography game in F7" - TG me for daily mottos!
Pluto civil war casualties: 172,506,412 (IDRP), 171,055,498 (ROP)
IC population: 260 trillion
IC year: January 2513
IC GDP: 505.2 quadrillion Sols
IC exchange rate: 1 Sol = $50.3
BREAKING NEWS: IDRP casualties rise above ROP casualties - German space empire supports the ROP, the RSU reconsiders logistics and is looking for new allies on their side - Businessman running for elections incites over 13,000 new applications, one from the newly established but powerful Independent Organization for Peace with Pluto (IOPP)

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Wisteria and Surrounding Territories
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Founded: Jan 19, 2024
Corporate Bordello

Postby Wisteria and Surrounding Territories » Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:20 am

Plutonian Revolutionaries found at secret hideout in Pal, possible planning of mass terrorism, says Antoi Vskchut

"This is why we need to shut our borders in Wisteria! Because we will end up with terrorists in our nation!" -Ramiz Mitrović, leader of the National Party.

"If anyone gets killed, they should just hang 'em!" -President Jax Coolidge.

"I HOPE THE REVOLUTIONARIES BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF THE OPPRESSIVE BOURGEOIS! DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!!! -The sole member of the Radical Communist Party, while vandalizing a statue of Jax Coolidge.
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What is "The Cheese War"?
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The Cheese War unable to start without someone else's help!

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Khoikhoia
Envoy
 
Posts: 248
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Sat Apr 13, 2024 2:37 pm

Carlos Sainz given honorary citizenship after Australia victory.

"Look, I know nothing of the sport, and though it's clear Carlos Sainz has had a great career, I don't think it's grounds for honorary citizenship. That should be reserved for meaningful contributions, ones which impact the country. Like helping conserve a nation's environment. But I don't see any relation to Wisteria here. It's either bread and circus politics, aimed to distract the people from the real problems such as economic troubles, something we have a lot all around the world, or that President Coolidge being his mad self."
- Jeremi Louvrador

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News. No one-liners, please. Cheers!

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Little TN Horde
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Apr 07, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Little TN Horde » Sat Apr 13, 2024 3:06 pm

NEW LINKS FOR THE EFF

..... my my... a terrorist group?.... te...he... how disgusting.... we find them annoying..... and now they are working with another gang?.... you better crack down on them.... hard.... te...he.... no illegal groups should be allowed to thrive.... especially a terrorist group.... te...he.... that prohibition is good.... but humans are hungry for alcohol.... how disgusting..... and yet these groups make money off those.... addictions....te....he.... crack down on them!.... punish them!....
- Little TN's

The Horror that is the Horde's Korea - A rare insider view
A reporters was allowed to visit the Horde's Korea, having now been fully established after TN's rampage. The following accounts are from the reporters on their visit. The reporters were first toured the capital city, which has been apparently expanded, and citizens were forced to leave any villages and stay only in the cities. The citizens were clearly already under the new propaganda from the Little TN's, and were all noted to be working. A reporter noted that Little TN's roamed the streets and would sometimes find a person and start tearing into them, slowly devouring them until there was little left. The reporters were given the information that the citizens were told to believe anyone eaten by the Little TN's were a traitor to the state. TN was also apparently now back, after taking over South Korea and adding it to its own land. One reporter described it as "The monster itself stood in front of us, surrounded by its little monsters, and its form could only be described as a gigantic mass with a head, hands and legs peeking out", and another shared a similar description "TN, accompanied by its little creations, its own form clearly showing the impact of its feast, its body now so large that it was hard to distinguish anything else". The reporters saw the harsh and oppressive laws on the people, and noted that the economy appeared to be immensely struggling, and no doubt that the Horde's Korea was worse than its predecessor.

[BN, news above, not in Sig, No one liners please][/quote]
You thought one TN was terrible? How about an army of little parasitic TN's ruling a nation?
Current Death Count in North Korea
Devoured by TN: 27,193
Devoured by Little TN's: 78,032
As always, all stats are canon - Any Little TN that says otherwise will be slowly squished to death by TN, and any little TN's who objects to the above punishment will be stuffed with stuffing and turned into a living toy for TN, and any little TN that objects to the punishment for objecting to the first punishment will be mashed into a stew

ᵀᵉᵉⁿʸ ᵀⁱⁿʸ ᵀᴺ ᴺᵉʷˢ:ᴸⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵀᴺ'ˢ ʳᵉᶜᵒᵛᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ⁿᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ - ˢᵒᵘʳᶜᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵘⁿᵏⁿᵒʷⁿ 

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Nomayuki
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Founded: Jul 08, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nomayuki » Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:22 pm

"So I would like to imagine that a TN or whatever they are called officially are some kind of alien? Or are they underground or submarine creatures? Regardless, this little TN regime is certainly much worse than that of 'Lil Kimmy's. I mean, weird, monster-like creatures eating "suspects of treason"! Kind of like that 'Skibidi Toilet' thing that non-assimilated American children keep yapping about and even worshipping. The latter is what memes say. Anyway, where I'm from, Korea is now united and in a MUCH better state before."

- Mark Cheung, local Mangaka
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