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by **The Vessels Resurgent** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:07 pm

"I have never understood the mortal fixation on manners. Although it is good and courteous to hold the basic tenets of politeness close, especially with strangers, this claw-tugging and over-formality does not sit right with me or most of my kin. It is best to be plain and honest, but not disrespectful, to all."
-Wahya, Wisened resident of Deepsville and former Minister of Culture.

by **Neo-Western East Korea** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:14 pm

They “Won’t investigate”? The hell is the point of having guards if they don’t actually do their job?
-Nuclear site guard, allowing man to walk past without checking his ID.

In other news, 5 new military academies open, to fill lack of an elite officer Corp after the recent “Anarchist Purges”, with over 1200 officers needing to be replaced, several academies have already been packed to the brim.

by **Free Paris** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:29 pm

"Yes, truly... killing those with the knowhow to run the military is always a good thought, right? Like how old Dzhugashvili* had learned good officers would rain from the heavens should the call of the Motherland arise... oh wait, no he didn't. Yes, you have the academies, and yes, you have willing schoolboys flocking to them, but nothing beats... well... soothly^[1] having years of firsthand orfaring^[2] on stride^[3], logistics, strategy, and everything else."
- General Edward Townleigh, Officer in the English Kingly Heere, Limbman of the Rede of Seven

[1] lit. "truly", used here as "actually"
[2] experience, practical knowledge
[3] combat, battle, war

*Referring to Premier Dzhugashvili of the USSR and the paranoiac purges he launched against Red Army officers

by **Redeemed Britannia** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 8:19 pm

"Well yes, possibly. From what I've read this de Gaulle was not entirely opposed to committing atrocities against civilians and prisoners of war, and Frossard was, if nothing else, a screaming, shouting lunatic. I'm sure some news reporter in Italy or France would be reporting about- oh wait. National Socialist dictatorship, right."

Henric Smithson, Briton

by **Sybira** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:35 pm

"Long live the Polish people! Fight off the invaders, just like you did time and time again!"

News here

by **Nationalist England** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:09 am

SYBIRANS REMEMBER THE VIOLENCE THAT BEFELL THE PRN

"I have nothing but admiration for those brave defenders of democracy and freedom. It is right to make them martyrs and forever idolise their example. May they rest in peace and may their martyrdom be an example to us all."

Oswin Fairbanks

Guildman

by **Redeemed Britannia** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:15 am

"Now I realise this is something my fellow Conservatives would, and have, branded me a heretic for, but it is not the duty of the government to care about morality and 'that which is good and that which is bad'. A state-promoted code of morality leads to nothing but harm, especially if it is meant to be taught to children, of all people."

The Right Honourable Hereward Sachsen, 1st Earl of Cherbourg, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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by **Tremulo** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:38 am

A Dietsch court rules that drivers working for ride-sharing companies are entitled to all employee benefits afforded to taxi drivers.

"Well, that's reassuring. I don't know why President Johnson hasn't brought this up, since he does it for a side job, but maybe he'll consider it soon enough..."

- A Hoosier Uber driver

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by **Redeemed Britannia** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:17 am

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by **Redeemed Britannia** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:18 am

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by **Wiolgopomorska** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:20 am

Ministry of Commerce claims unknown amount of Pecunias has disappeared

"I mean, how can one say without any irony that an "unknown amount of money" disappeared? I'd advise investigation into the Ministry."
- a random Wiolgopomorskan

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by **Neo-Western East Korea** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:04 pm

Disprove the idea? Why the hell do you have to disprove something so obviously false? Magic is as real as human rights or taxes are.
-Soldier, before later disappearing and never being seen again.

In other news, Cloning failure, as attempt to make new Combusting Crocodiles results in a Half-human half-lizard beast being created, soldiers have been sent to capture it but progress is rather slow.

by **Redeemed Britannia** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:07 pm

"How do you fuck up a cloning operation that hard? Where did the human contamination even come from to create a 'half-man half-lizard' abomination? Though to be honest I wouldn't call this a failure. It might as well be one of the greatest leaps in geneengineering yet to be made."

The Right Honourable Hereward Sachsen, 1st Earl of Cherbourg, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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by **Val Grazia** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:23 pm

Forum of Nations General Assembly finds "Zaydi Emirate the sole aggressor in the ongoing Zaydi-Adenian conflict", calls for "nations to stop the guilty state by any means." Persia brings out stockpile of anthrax bombs.

"Rather hypocritical is it not? That this so-called 'Forum of Nations' calls out the Zaydi Emirate for being the aggressor, yet are will to take measures against them that desecrate the purity of the human body. Truly, wars make monsters of us all. May the Gods forgive all those involved in this war."
Varin XXIII, High Priest of the Church of Val'Grazia

by **Free Paris** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 7:58 pm

"Any offer^[1] would be on idle^[2] if sige^[3] was not seen. Notwithstanding how helethly^[4] this 'Radagast the White' may have fought, this seemingly weighty stead^[5] was still lost. On what I have read, these 'orcs' do not have the same handling of dwimmercraft^[6] as menishen^[7] do, but it may be best to cut your losses and withdraw to a better-beshielded^[8] stelling^[9] while you still have men to spare."
- Generaloverst Günther von Bromberg, Officer in the Deoch Caserly Heere, Redesforesitter of the Rede of Seven

by **Neo-Western East Korea** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:05 pm

Congrats to the English for dealing with smugglers, the black market belongs only to those who survive, not those who would allow themselves to be discovered
-Businessman in Korea, in-between planning drug shipments to China.

In major news, the “Death of Stalin” is played in Neo Korean theaters, the first international movie in 20 years to receive the privilege, with even the harshest of government media censors calling it “An excellent showing of the incompetence of the Soviet governance that lead to the Anarchist Coup, even if it was made by Western Imperialists”. So far it has been one of the highest grossing movies in Neo-Korean history, only being beaten out by a documentary based around the civil war.

by **Redeemed Britannia** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:28 am

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by **Tremulo** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:54 am

In major news, the “Death of Stalin” is played in Neo Korean theaters, the first international movie in 20 years to receive the privilege, with even the harshest of government media censors calling it “An excellent showing of the incompetence of the Soviet governance that lead to the Anarchist Coup, even if it was made by Western Imperialists”. So far it has been one of the highest grossing movies in Neo-Korean history, only being beaten out by a documentary based around the civil war.

"Well, that's reassuring news! Hopefully this bizarre regime will finally open up..."

- A random Hooseir on Twitter

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by **Nacrad** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:56 am

"How 'unique' can fertiliser be? At its core, it's just ammonium nitrate. What, you have special nitrogen?"

Chris Wong, Citizen

by **Redeemed Britannia** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:25 pm

"So the Great Down Under finally gets her own nuclear deterrent, huh? Well I suppose in a world as chaotic as yours we would need them, can't always trust Japan or hope the Britannic Pacific fleet gets there in time."

Lothwig Carl, 5th Marquess of Canberra,Governor-General of the Lordship of New Holland

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by **Neo-Western East Korea** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 4:12 am

“Stop the guilty nation by all means”? Who the hell gave them the authority to declare a nation “Guilty” just for not following their sanctions and rules?
-Neo-Korean Hardliner Politician

In Major news, Neo-Korea and the Anarchic Union of Russia form truce against the Republic of China, with The Great Leader and Georgy Malenkov, leader of the Moscow Commune meeting to confirm their agreement to cease border conflicts until the Chinese are pushed back. This agreement comes directly after a recent bombing over the Russian-Korean border fortresses, directly committed by Chinese planes .

by **Wiolgopomorska** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 4:15 am

"More war in a parallel Asia. I would say that the refugees are welcome in Wiolgopomorska, but unfortunately, we haven’t yet found a way to make portals between dimensions, so we wish that the conflict be resolved as quickly and with as little blood as possible."

- Queen Ewelina II of Wiolgopomorska

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by **Redeemed Britannia** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 4:29 am

"Aren't mages supposed to gain their power by sacrificing magical animals? I mean, the lore is entirely dependent on which fantasy setting you're taking into account and sometimes magic is just innate, so maybe. Maybe not. Magic, of course, does not exist in our world so I couldn't say one way or the other."

Henric Smithson, Briton

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by **Free Paris** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 5:52 am

"I have a feeling the Old Man* would be so pissed if he found out the Polacks own his namesake hometown, much more if he knew they are fighting the Engles^[1] in it. Though I wonder why weak and small Poland has not capitulated yet, moreso since she has no other land helping her? Maybe this all would have gone smoother if you had bombed Warsaw with one or ten of these newfangled Atombombs?"
- Generalmajor Hermann Richter, Officer in the Deoch Caserly Heere, Limbman of the Rede of Seven

[1] English people

*referring to Günther von Bromberg

by **Greater Cosmicium** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:41 am

Netherlandish newswoman "shocked" by "gruesomeness" of Paris's besettingstroops; "Had the Frenchman won, he would've done it to your folk" - General Richter

"The victorious always say that when they genocide the defeated..." - A Cosmician Press Agency journalist

New City Foundation @newcity, 17 September 1072918

Nyr-Khol Highway Project Wins Infrastructure Award

The New City Foundation is proud to announce the winner of the 1072918 Road Infrastructure Award, the project for expanding Nyr-Khol's Highway 1 from
22 to 64 lanes, including 8 auxiliary lanes, 16 main lanes, 8 transfer lines, and 32 through-lanes. According to road engineers, this massive expansion
will reduce end-end commute times by over 30 minutes, while increasing average car speeds and reducing CO2 emissions by up to 20 million tonnes.

Critics have slammed the project for its immense expense, over 800 quadrillion Imperial Credits, which could be used instead to double the length
of Nyr-Khol's maglev system from 35,000 to 76,000 km, the destruction of buildings housing over 100 billion people and creating over 10 billion
jobs, various timeless cultural buildings, and further, they point to the expansion of Texas Interstate 10 from 26 to 40 lanes in 2039, which increased
commute times by another 20 minutes because of high levels of induced demand. The New City Foundation has dismissed these unfounded claims,
and fully supports the expansion of Nyr-Khol Highway 1, to start in January 1072919.

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Strong Planets @strongplanets, 17 September 1072918

This is beyond any level of sarcasm, how do these destructive projects win awards, or EVEN GET BUILT? We believe it's because the Nyr-Khol plan will put huge
amounts of money into corrupt officials...

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