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Macureus
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Founded: Aug 16, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Macureus » Mon May 29, 2023 5:26 pm

Meanwhile in other news, the Twinhands Fellowship religious order have deployed three groups of elite Twinhand beast hunters across the city of Broadlita, in an attempt to apprehend known occultists following recent murders in the Eccleshall slum district, widely believed to be the work of one or more demonic creatures.


"Wait, demons are real? As an atheist, that's a bit of a shock." - Dr. Avi Cazin, Professor of Literature at the University of Marin.

Breaking News

New thermobaric bomb tested successfully and plans will proceed with its greater production by the armaments industry, announced the Commissariat of Defense.
Socially quite liberal, economically a bit more authoritarian. Not a fan of organized religion or traditional family values or the present social order. You've been warned.
"Audacity, audacity, this day, audacity, forever audacity!" - Georges Danton
"It is with regret that we pronounce the fatal truth. Louis must die so that France may live." - Maximilien Robespierre
"I did not seize the crown. I found it in the gutter and picked it up." - Napoleon Bonaparte

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Reloviskistan
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Founded: May 06, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Reloviskistan » Mon May 29, 2023 5:45 pm

"That sounds dangerous"
-Kjioplisdaghtist Dxczaskadczazcski, citizen of Graestin, Arstozkistan Province.

Breaking (State) News!
Njkakakakaopskiaks Dski, a well-known pro-capitalist, conservative, pro-dictatorship, extremely religious, mildly racist, homophobic, anti-government person was arrested for trying to make a private company.
The company, called Freedom Merchandise, sold anti-socialist merchandise, pictures of famous billionaires from around the world, and guns.
Everyone thinks I'm communist because of my flag, I'm not communist!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_socialism#:~:text=Democratic%20socialism%20is%20defined%20as,socialist%20states%20and%20Marxism%E2%80%93Leninism.

A tier 7, type 5, class 1.8 country according to this scale

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Reorganized Tryphalia
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Posts: 17
Founded: Jun 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Reorganized Tryphalia » Mon May 29, 2023 6:09 pm

Breaking (State) News!
Njkakakakaopskiaks Dski, a well-known pro-capitalist, conservative, pro-dictatorship, extremely religious, mildly racist, homophobic, anti-government person was arrested for trying to make a private company.
The company, called Freedom Merchandise, sold anti-socialist merchandise, pictures of famous billionaires from around the world, and guns.


"This seems wasteful and foolish, to punish enterprising young merchants for profiting as they naturally will do from political themes. No such crime or punishment is worthy of the Law." - Judge Nearchus, the most senior street Judge in all of Reorganized Tryphalia.

Breaking News:

Judge Hippolyta has been commended for achieving six consecutive months with no summary executions. Her last such execution was of a woman who murdered her own husband and her romantic rival last year.

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Reloviskistan
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Founded: May 06, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Reloviskistan » Mon May 29, 2023 6:10 pm

Reorganized Tryphalia wrote:
Breaking (State) News!
Njkakakakaopskiaks Dski, a well-known pro-capitalist, conservative, pro-dictatorship, extremely religious, mildly racist, homophobic, anti-government person was arrested for trying to make a private company.
The company, called Freedom Merchandise, sold anti-socialist merchandise, pictures of famous billionaires from around the world, and guns.


"This seems wasteful and foolish, to punish enterprising young merchants for profiting as they naturally will do from political themes. No such crime or punishment is worthy of the Law." - Judge Nearchus, the most senior street Judge in all of Reorganized Tryphalia.

We are a socialist nation, private enterprise is illegal

/skipme
Everyone thinks I'm communist because of my flag, I'm not communist!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_socialism#:~:text=Democratic%20socialism%20is%20defined%20as,socialist%20states%20and%20Marxism%E2%80%93Leninism.

A tier 7, type 5, class 1.8 country according to this scale

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Nacrad
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Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Mon May 29, 2023 6:42 pm

"Is it really that commendable for there to be six months since the last summary execution? By all intents and purposes, summary executions should never, ever, occur in a functioning judicial system. Why else do we keep death row inmates ad infinitium than to make damn sure that they are guilty? Justice Hippolyta should be ashamed of herself."
The Hon. Dr. Alfred Chan, Permanent Justice, JP, PGLL
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Call me Hannah
Pronouns: She/They

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!

International News: PRC, Soviet Union host Pacific military drill | Japanese Supreme Court rules prohibition of same-sex marriage unconstitutional
Domestic News: 31/05/2023 (WED) | Parliament continues debate on budget; Liberals stubborn on mil spending | SocDems: Military enhancements "vital" for national livelihood | Riverfort suburb records 41.1°C, shatters May records
Weather: Riverfort 29/38°C | Amoy 27/36°C | Taipei 24/39°C | Nanchang 28/38°C


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Washington-Columbia
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Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Mon May 29, 2023 7:15 pm

What the hell is going on if the temperature is rising 1.5 degrees Celsius or around 30 degrees. The planet's being cooked and not enough change is happening. Is it so hard to give up something and try to fix climate change and throw it for another million years down?

-Kaylee Juan Lim, Board Member of the CFDEPC.
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#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon May 29, 2023 10:37 pm

"I find that these kinds of selfrightwise[1] holdings[2] are ultimately meaningless. Whoever holds Mainland China is the 'Sooth China' notwithstanding whether you acknowledge anyone else as such, and Thibetia[3] and Bhutan are not the same land; hell, from everything I know, the latter seldly, if ever, holds any real forbindings[4] with anyone outside of their marks[5]."
Martha Brown, Americaner in Boston
[1] self-righteous
[2] posturings
[3] Tibet
[4] relations
[5] borders
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
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00-00
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Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 22, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby 00-00 » Mon May 29, 2023 11:20 pm

Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing
This My end up bad for him
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news| man gets arrested because of scamming in multiple games| husband goes crazy after crashing while drunk says wife| crazy shooting incident killing 1000 people

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Wacka The Mavarrappi
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Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Wacka The Mavarrappi » Tue May 30, 2023 1:23 am

crazy shooting incident killing 1000 people

"What kind of nation has 1000 people killed at the same time from a SHOOTING INCIDENT? What kind of bottom of the barrel and dystopian nation does not bat an eye over that? This is truly one of the most despicable shootings in history and no one is giving it the respect it deserves or anything! I call on every nation around the globe to condemn the nation that allowed this to happen in its areas in the first place. The criminals who did this heinous act must be extradited to an international tribunal court and executed for their crimes of killing so many children, it is only fair and just."
-Secretary of the People's Front, Igor Petrov.
Welcome, to Wacka the Mavarrappi!
A luxurious Socialist State inside of Latin America, Set in an alternate timeline where Britain is Catholic, The USSR hasn't collapsed and the US has weakened during the Cold War. (Non-Canon Stats)
Breaking News! The Catholic Liberation Party bombs a street in Manor killing 55 civilians, authorities are on their way to arrest the members. The Soviet Union signs an economic pact with Wacka the Mavarrappi giving them 50 million Mavarrappi Rubles in exchange for their beer. Activists in Plenfield demand the right to purchase private farmland.

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Nacrad
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Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Tue May 30, 2023 8:13 am

"50 million for beer? We know that communist countries tend to blow money for pointless projects ahem trans-Mongolia pipeline ahem Xining-Xi'an High Speed Rail ahem, but signing an economic pact over beer is a first. And 50 million, according to my calculations, is really not much - I'm pretty sure any town worth its shit can produce that much in a year."
Chris Wong, Citizen
OOC - Hormones '24 inshallah
Call me Hannah
Pronouns: She/They

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!

International News: PRC, Soviet Union host Pacific military drill | Japanese Supreme Court rules prohibition of same-sex marriage unconstitutional
Domestic News: 31/05/2023 (WED) | Parliament continues debate on budget; Liberals stubborn on mil spending | SocDems: Military enhancements "vital" for national livelihood | Riverfort suburb records 41.1°C, shatters May records
Weather: Riverfort 29/38°C | Amoy 27/36°C | Taipei 24/39°C | Nanchang 28/38°C


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Incelastan
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Founded: Nov 02, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Incelastan » Tue May 30, 2023 8:19 am

Parliament continues debate on budget; Liberals stubborn on mil spending | SocDems: Military enhancements "vital" for national livelihood


"What's wrong with these Liberals? Trust me, a large military budget is absolutely essential. Just look at how our former government was able to steamroll New York until our recent defeat by ICON. Just look at how the militarily superior ICON countries defeated us!" unidentified citizen T.C. in Peabody, Massachusetts.

Breaking News:

Captain Ephraim Pechenko of the Incel Liberation Coast Guard (ILCG)has ordered a formal surrender of said Coast Guard, its personnel, and its cutters, to the ICON alliance.
Occupied territories formed from the former US states of the New England region, once ruled by incels, but now liberated from that fascist, misogynistic regime.

The Abrahamic God is the most evil character ever created in fiction. It's a fact. Just deal with it.

"Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always pay." - Rasczek (Michael Ironside), Starship Troopers

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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Tue May 30, 2023 11:34 pm

"A Capitulation? Notwithstanding the utter mess that is giving a mere Coastwatch[1] headman[2] the right to underwrite[3] an edict of capitulation—rather than the overcommander[4], or at least a fieldcommander, having that right—I also wonder who in God's name an 'ICON alliance' even is. Are you even at crig[5] with them?"
Martha Brown, Americaner in Boston
[1] Coast Guard
[2] captain
[3] sign
[4] Supreme Commander, Commander-in-Chief
[5] war
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forbears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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Nacrad
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Posts: 1423
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Tue May 30, 2023 11:58 pm

"We all know that Port-au-Prince is no safe place, but having rely on vigilantes instead of law enforcement is a new low. When the people are crucifying gangsters, I think you'll have to re-examine your priorities."
Julian Chan, Superintendant
OOC - Hormones '24 inshallah
Call me Hannah
Pronouns: She/They

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!

International News: PRC, Soviet Union host Pacific military drill | Japanese Supreme Court rules prohibition of same-sex marriage unconstitutional
Domestic News: 31/05/2023 (WED) | Parliament continues debate on budget; Liberals stubborn on mil spending | SocDems: Military enhancements "vital" for national livelihood | Riverfort suburb records 41.1°C, shatters May records
Weather: Riverfort 29/38°C | Amoy 27/36°C | Taipei 24/39°C | Nanchang 28/38°C


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Western Theram
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Founded: Aug 05, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Western Theram » Wed May 31, 2023 4:22 pm

Japanese Supreme Court rules prohibition of same-sex marriage unconstitutional

I congratulate Japan for this step further towards equality in the institution of marriage. While I don’t believe in marriage in it if itself (straight or gay) this is a victory for the LGBTQ community of Japan.”-Alex Zamora (president)
All policies are canon, stats only selectively
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news: Religious buildings are converted into museums of a bygone era as Western Theram introduces its new “Atheism” policy.|Pavy the two-headed dog charged with disturbing the peace and inciting a riot. |The drug known as "morph” continues to be a growing problem as a 15 car pileup on the I-69 is caused by intoxicated driver.

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New Osea
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Founded: May 05, 2023
Conservative Democracy

Postby New Osea » Wed May 31, 2023 5:24 pm

Religious buildings are converted into museums of a bygone era as Western Theram introduces its new “Atheism” policy

"Excuse me, what the fuck? Why the hell is this allowed? Templars should be marching on 'Western Theram''s capital for this heresy. God, I'm glad I live in Osea. I hope Christian folks are able to escape persecution, and I hope that this 'Western Theram' government gets what it deserves."

James Owens - OBC Anchor
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God bless Osea
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NS stats executed by firing squad - 2023, and all's right with Strangereal
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 752
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:38 pm

"I find that allowing the regering[1] to beslot[2] whether a geselship[3] has become 'too big it's unfair', and then giving it the right to break up that geselship if they so wish, is a breach in the geselshipsfordrawing[4] in ways that should not be onnimbere[5]. In other words, Oured may be feting[6] today, but they will not be tomorrow."
Ernest of Blumenthal, Stoolman and Owner of Blumenthal Holding Group
[1] government
[2] decide
[3] company
[4] social contract

[5] acceptable
[6] celebrating
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forbears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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