Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Macureus]

Meanwhile in other news, the Twinhands Fellowship religious order have deployed three groups of elite Twinhand beast hunters across the city of Broadlita, in an attempt to apprehend known occultists following recent murders in the Eccleshall slum district, widely believed to be the work of one or more demonic creatures.

"Wait, demons are real? As an atheist, that's a bit of a shock." - Dr. Avi Cazin, Professor of Literature at the University of Marin.

Breaking News

New thermobaric bomb tested successfully and plans will proceed with its greater production by the armaments industry, announced the Commissariat of Defense.

[Reloviskistan]

"That sounds dangerous"
-Kjioplisdaghtist Dxczaskadczazcski, citizen of Graestin, Arstozkistan Province.

Breaking (State) News!
Njkakakakaopskiaks Dski, a well-known pro-capitalist, conservative, pro-dictatorship, extremely religious, mildly racist, homophobic, anti-government person was arrested for trying to make a private company.
The company, called Freedom Merchandise, sold anti-socialist merchandise, pictures of famous billionaires from around the world, and guns.

[Reorganized Tryphalia]

Breaking (State) News!
Njkakakakaopskiaks Dski, a well-known pro-capitalist, conservative, pro-dictatorship, extremely religious, mildly racist, homophobic, anti-government person was arrested for trying to make a private company.
The company, called Freedom Merchandise, sold anti-socialist merchandise, pictures of famous billionaires from around the world, and guns.

"This seems wasteful and foolish, to punish enterprising young merchants for profiting as they naturally will do from political themes. No such crime or punishment is worthy of the Law." - Judge Nearchus, the most senior street Judge in all of Reorganized Tryphalia.

Breaking News:

Judge Hippolyta has been commended for achieving six consecutive months with no summary executions. Her last such execution was of a woman who murdered her own husband and her romantic rival last year.

[Reloviskistan]

Breaking (State) News!
Njkakakakaopskiaks Dski, a well-known pro-capitalist, conservative, pro-dictatorship, extremely religious, mildly racist, homophobic, anti-government person was arrested for trying to make a private company.
The company, called Freedom Merchandise, sold anti-socialist merchandise, pictures of famous billionaires from around the world, and guns.

"This seems wasteful and foolish, to punish enterprising young merchants for profiting as they naturally will do from political themes. No such crime or punishment is worthy of the Law." - Judge Nearchus, the most senior street Judge in all of Reorganized Tryphalia.

We are a socialist nation, private enterprise is illegal

/skipme

[Nacrad]

"Is it really that commendable for there to be six months since the last summary execution? By all intents and purposes, summary executions should never, ever, occur in a functioning judicial system. Why else do we keep death row inmates ad infinitium than to make damn sure that they are guilty? Justice Hippolyta should be ashamed of herself."

The Hon. Dr. Alfred Chan, Permanent Justice, JP, PGLL

[Washington-Columbia]

What the hell is going on if the temperature is rising 1.5 degrees Celsius or around 30 degrees. The planet's being cooked and not enough change is happening. Is it so hard to give up something and try to fix climate change and throw it for another million years down?

-Kaylee Juan Lim, Board Member of the CFDEPC.

[Continental Free States]

"I find that these kinds of selfrightwise^[1] holdings^[2] are ultimately meaningless. Whoever holds Mainland China is the 'Sooth China' notwithstanding whether you acknowledge anyone else as such, and Thibetia^[3] and Bhutan are not the same land; hell, from everything I know, the latter seldly, if ever, holds any real forbindings^[4] with anyone outside of their marks^[5]."

Martha Brown, Americaner in Boston

[1] self-righteous
[2] posturings
[3] Tibet
[4] relations
[5] borders

[00-00]

Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing

This My end up bad for him

[Wacka The Mavarrappi]

crazy shooting incident killing 1000 people

"What kind of nation has 1000 people killed at the same time from a SHOOTING INCIDENT? What kind of bottom of the barrel and dystopian nation does not bat an eye over that? This is truly one of the most despicable shootings in history and no one is giving it the respect it deserves or anything! I call on every nation around the globe to condemn the nation that allowed this to happen in its areas in the first place. The criminals who did this heinous act must be extradited to an international tribunal court and executed for their crimes of killing so many children, it is only fair and just."
-Secretary of the People's Front, Igor Petrov.

[Nacrad]

"50 million for beer? We know that communist countries tend to blow money for pointless projects ahem trans-Mongolia pipeline ahem Xining-Xi'an High Speed Rail ahem, but signing an economic pact over beer is a first. And 50 million, according to my calculations, is really not much - I'm pretty sure any town worth its shit can produce that much in a year."

Chris Wong, Citizen

[Incelastan]

Parliament continues debate on budget; Liberals stubborn on mil spending | SocDems: Military enhancements "vital" for national livelihood

"What's wrong with these Liberals? Trust me, a large military budget is absolutely essential. Just look at how our former government was able to steamroll New York until our recent defeat by ICON. Just look at how the militarily superior ICON countries defeated us!" unidentified citizen T.C. in Peabody, Massachusetts.

Breaking News:

Captain Ephraim Pechenko of the Incel Liberation Coast Guard (ILCG)has ordered a formal surrender of said Coast Guard, its personnel, and its cutters, to the ICON alliance.

[Continental Free States]

"A Capitulation? Notwithstanding the utter mess that is giving a mere Coastwatch^[1] headman^[2] the right to underwrite^[3] an edict of capitulation—rather than the overcommander^[4], or at least a fieldcommander, having that right—I also wonder who in God's name an 'ICON alliance' even is. Are you even at crig^[5] with them?"

Martha Brown, Americaner in Boston

[1] Coast Guard
[2] captain
[3] sign
[4] Supreme Commander, Commander-in-Chief
[5] war

[Nacrad]

"We all know that Port-au-Prince is no safe place, but having rely on vigilantes instead of law enforcement is a new low. When the people are crucifying gangsters, I think you'll have to re-examine your priorities."

Julian Chan, Superintendant

[Western Theram]

Japanese Supreme Court rules prohibition of same-sex marriage unconstitutional

I congratulate Japan for this step further towards equality in the institution of marriage. While I don’t believe in marriage in it if itself (straight or gay) this is a victory for the LGBTQ community of Japan.”-Alex Zamora (president)

[New Osea]

Religious buildings are converted into museums of a bygone era as Western Theram introduces its new “Atheism” policy

"Excuse me, what the fuck? Why the hell is this allowed? Templars should be marching on 'Western Theram''s capital for this heresy. God, I'm glad I live in Osea. I hope Christian folks are able to escape persecution, and I hope that this 'Western Theram' government gets what it deserves."

James Owens - OBC Anchor

[Continental Free States]

"I find that allowing the regering^[1] to beslot^[2] whether a geselship^[3] has become 'too big it's unfair', and then giving it the right to break up that geselship if they so wish, is a breach in the geselshipsfordrawing^[4] in ways that should not be onnimbere^[5]. In other words, Oured may be feting^[6] today, but they will not be tomorrow."

Ernest of Blumenthal, Stoolman and Owner of Blumenthal Holding Group

[1] government
[2] decide
[3] company
[4] social contract

[5] acceptable
[6] celebrating