Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Revanchist Serbia]

John Pork found dead in Beisinghausen streets after 57-hour long shootout with local militia "He deserved it" authorities claim

"This kind of vigilante lawlessness is truly horrific. People can't be taking the law into their own hands. Why are there private militias, anyway? Those need to be banned and central state control reinforced." - Federal Assembly Deputy Vuk Marinovic.

Breaking News:

Vice-President Katarina Pastic has resigned after only six weeks in office, due to reported slush fund provided by foreign banks.

[Continental Free States]

"That my friend is a token^[1] of an unsteady^[2], grossly populistish land that aughtens^[3] small moralism more than its instellings^[4]. It should be no sorrow^[5] whether the Behalfspresidentine^[6] was funded by outlandish^[7] banks, sickerly^[8] not so much as to have her step down only six weeks into her ambstime^[9], that is merely organized chaos."

Martha Brown, Americaner in Boston

[1] sign
[2] unstable
]3] respects
[4] institutions

[5] concern
[6] Vice-President, the "-ine" is a feminine suffix
[7] foreign
[8] certainly
[9] term of office

[Continental Free States]

/bump

[Lurinsk]

Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness

"What kind of stupid pranks are these? Destruction of property via arson and endangerment of human life? And why is vigilante justice - murder! - required to do anything about that? I'm suddenly extremely glad for our law and order."
- Katya Makaroŭna, citizen

[Lurinsk]

/bump

[Western Theram]

Government considers re-population of Sankoŭo-Medŭezhye exclave, says radiation level 'low enough for life

“Oh toughen up! A lil ol green goop never caused more problems than it can fix! We do just fine” explains 16 toed civilian

[North Anlitelcontizard and Zontilezland]

Religious buildings are converted into museums of a bygone era as Western Theram introduces its new “Atheism” policy.

This is a huge thing you khow. A religious building being turn in moseums is the safest you can do to it after the "Atheism" pilicy. It could be worse but I just impressive they dont destory it. Good job the government.

[Xi Jinping Thought]

I never thought I’d agree with a Catalan nation with a cryptid on it’s flag, but state atheism is based so I support AN’s decision. There is no god, only the great Mao Zedong and Deng Xiaoping. Also, what is stopping you from shooting the two-headed dog? Shouldn’t that be legal if it’s an act of self defense?


In other news, the Chinese Communist Party’s top scientists are working on a new bio-weapon that is ten times as deadly as Covid-19. It’s in it’s early stage but we plan on releasing it this upcoming winter. It is called Paxal-23, and we will make up some story that it came from a Chinese ferret badger, and not a lab. The CDC and WHO will eat it up because we basically control them

[Continental Free States]

"On the one hand, I could eathely^[1] see some illness or the other break out in China over some fucked up thing they butchered to eat in an openly^[2] chapstow^[3], and for that illness to reach everywhere else in this owntidely^[4] eld^[5] of globalization... I could even see a virus or whatever getting out of a Chineish^[6] laboratorium in unfall^[7] and making everyone ill. What I can't see is the Chineish regering^[8] doing that meaningfully. Or to make a forseek^[9] to do it again only a few years later. What would even be the point?"

Martha Brown, Americaner in Boston

[1] easily
[2] public
[3] marketplace, bazaar
[4] modern

[5] age
[6] Chinese
[7] accident
[8] government
[9] attempt

[Nilrahrarfan]

"On the one hand, I could eathely^[1] see some illness or the other break out in China over some fucked up thing they butchered to eat in an openly^[2] chapstow^[3], and for that illness to reach everywhere else in this owntidely^[4] eld^[5] of globalization... I could even see a virus or whatever getting out of a Chineish^[6] laboratorium in unfall^[7] and making everyone ill. What I can't see is the Chineish regering^[8] doing that meaningfully. Or to make a forseek^[9] to do it again only a few years later. What would even be the point?"

Martha Brown, Americaner in Boston

[1] easily
[2] public
[3] marketplace, bazaar
[4] modern

[5] age
[6] Chinese
[7] accident
[8] government
[9] attempt

"I don't speak Anglish. Thus, I don't care."
-Katrina Stormia

Gay Conversion Therapy is now illegal in Nilrahrarfan. Gay Conversion therapists are to be sentenced to death.
(also "Rainbowism" needs a new name. Maybe "Effective Altruism?")

[New Osea]

America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years

"I don't rightly know what an 'America' is, or any of these names, but I say good for them for sending this, uh, 'criglord' back to face justice. Is that Belkish? Warcriminals should fear the righteous forces of the world. It's up to us to keep this filth in the past, after all. Speaking of, I've got forty Erusean warcriminals to expose."

William Coin - Staff writer at the Oured Times
(skipping AN because he didn't give you anything, CFS (it's me TAR btw))

[Nilrahrarfan]

America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years

"I don't rightly know what an 'America' is, or any of these names, but I say good for them for sending this, uh, 'criglord' back to face justice. Is that Belkish? Warcriminals should fear the righteous forces of the world. It's up to us to keep this filth in the past, after all. Speaking of, I've got forty Erusean warcriminals to expose."

William Coin - Staff writer at the Oured Times
(skipping AN because he didn't give you anything, CFS (it's me TAR btw))

"This violence in Sotoa is getting really crazy. Gimmie the Popcorn!"
-Katrina Stormia

Gay Conversion Therapy is now illegal in Nilrahrarfan. Gay Conversion therapists are to be sentenced to death.
(also "Rainbowism" needs a new name. Maybe "Effective Altruism?")

[Nacrad]

"I congratulate Nilrahfarfan's efforts to ban conversion therapy. A person's sexuality is innate and nobody can change it. However, I am concerned that the 'conversion therapy' you are speaking of is a dogwhistle for LGBTQ+ activism since straight-to-gay conversion doesn't exist - that note at the end is concerning."

Chris Wong , citizen

[Continental Free States]

"Earnestly, if I was in Frow^[1] Smith's shoes, I'd have sooner threatened to uploosen^[2] the Gemoot^[3] rather than seek an outgelike^[4] with the Liberals over the budget. In the utter mess that is Southern China in your world, lowering the fordeithingsbudget^[5] should be out of the fraign^[6]."

Martha Brown, Americaner in Boston

[1] Lady, Mrs./Ms.
[2] dissolve
[3] Parliament
[4] compromise

[5] defense budget
[6] question