Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Ayodhyadesha]

The Boundsrede to put sanctions on Atropatenish togang to food, lyvestuff, burnstuff following anthrax ongripe on Ermland

"Brutal indeed, but desperate times call for desperate measures."

- Foreign Affairs Editor Kratides Ramchand

[Kaliitnuunati]

"Send our condolences to the emperor and his family. Especially when such a respectable state has lost a figure of great importance."
-Official response from the Kaliitnuunatian government (All branches)

[Perikuresu]

The KNA has reported a military pact concluded with Turkey as tensions with Russia increase

Even though there's little to no chance Turkiye will dump you for Russia, I'd watch my back. Ankara usually has it's own self interest at heart and if the KNA is of little use to it, it may throw you under the bus for other countries that will benefit Turkiye more.
~ Johnathan Zhang Yang Min, political observer

BN: News in sig

[Ozeanreisende]

Hey, congrats to everone who has come to age umm now im wondering if 20 in your nation is age of majority or hte legal age for becoming an adult. nonetheless congratulations to everyone! -some dude in his car

[Nacrad]

"Good! International alliances are scams anyways. I want to make Nacrad pull out of SEATO sometimes but that'd require a longer conscription period. And we know that the damn lazy libtards will never agree to it. I DID 2 YEARS BACK IN MY DAY, GOSH DAMNIT!

Anyways, yeah. I do wish them good luck going in a right direction. "

Junius Ho, Representative

News

[Perikuresu]

I got the wrong article, so /skip

[Nacrad]

What?

Oh, my bad, forums are drunk so do the final news article

/stillme, that article ain't even mine

[Perikuresu]

ROC's Supreme Court Hears Trans Men's Case to Change Gender Marker Without Surgery

Well, one can only hope that both Q and Hsieh will be able change their gender without surgery. After all, I believe that a ruling in their favour will be a ruling in favour of human rights!
~ Harry Hong Li-Tao, citizen of Nasa

BN: News in sig

[Ayodhyadesha]

Kennoshima and other communities in Apanalua celebrate "Coming of Age" day to celebrate those who have turned 20

"H.M. the Emperor is younger than that!"

- anonymous servant of the Royal Family

[Continental Free States]

"Soothfastly^[1] what I'm hoping to see is that His Caserly Majesty learns from his father's mistakes and doesn't write checks his mouth can't onleese^[2] and doesn't get into another fight with the ethelshift^[3] over 'smeargeld'^[4] just to put his own men in ambight^[5]. At least, not before he knows for sicker^[6] he won't find himself with a knife in the back."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] Honestly
[2] cash (v)
[3] noble class, nobility
[4] 'corruption'
[5] office
[6] certain, sure}

[New Treyland]

Shantung Clique tostevens to be aovered into China if they can keep their selfrule, laws, military, as well as leader Hsiuyang Huang as 'governor-for-life'

"It's not every day a nation agrees to be annexed. But if they have autonomy and aren't at the mercy of the central government, is it really annexation?"
-Random citizen in Frisdrank

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[Ayodhyadesha]

This was one of many victories for Treylandian food in the event, such as bacon-stuffed crust pizza winning "Most delicious protein-packed food" and "Most fulfilling military rations."

"The banes of not having fertile land."

- Ramendra Barhaspatay, Agricultural researcher

[Il Borgia Vaticano]

This was one of many victories for Treylandian food in the event, such as bacon-stuffed crust pizza winning "Most delicious protein-packed food" and "Most fulfilling military rations."

"The banes of not having fertile land."

- Ramendra Barhaspatay, Agricultural researcher

"The governor who killed your emperor should be burned publicly."~Papal justice official.

NEWS: viewtopic.php?p=40253281#p40253281

[Continental Free States]

/bump

[Ayodhyadesha]

Caserly Heere fanged Stefano González, former Cartel Head, in New Biscay, New Spain. González will be hanged in the stead of Sanct Peter in a week's time

"Fair enough, cartels ruin the lives of many."

- President of the Drug Controls Association Visvaroop Prasad

[Perikuresu]

OOC: I hope this counts as news

NORMAL NEWS BROADCASTING IS SUSPENDED FOR THIRTEEN DAYS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FUNERAL PROCEDURE

"OH FUCK ME, WOT IN THE NAME OF LOPPED OF TITS HELL IS THIS? 'OW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THE BLOODY WEAT'ER NOW? INSTEAD I'VE TO WOTCH SOME FUCKING GRANNIE DUMP HER SON'S ASHES ON HER GRANDSON? WOT IS THIS? DAVID ATTENBROUGH?"
~Drunk unidentified Bri'ish tourist

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[North Macaronesa]

"Oh my, it must be a big day for those children, teens, or soon-to-be-adults. Well anyways, best of luck to them, maybe I'll come to the next celebration, is there food? I'm also quite curious as to why the age of adulthood is 20, can they not drink until they turn 20? It's like the US, no wonder there are so many American students at the buffet."

-- Three cats stacked in a trench coat, and the cat in the middle learned to type

[Continental Free States]

"I don't know anything about a 'far-right supremacist' -what are they upholding the overlayhood^[1] of anyway? the farright?- but I reckon anyone who withstands the building of a dam in the middle of Badlands has a good head on his shoulder."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] superiority, supremacy}

[Parai Hambriven]

"I marvel with sick interest at the historical occurrences necessary to have made the Armeno-Azerbaijani conflict so heated as to trigger use of anthrax on the battlefield. Use of such dangerous weapons has never occurred in Parai Hambriven, so having such a severe war to be present in a place not too far away on a cosmic level is tragic."

- 16-year-old political science student in their essay on use of bioweapons.

[Ayodhyadesha]

Partido Emancipación de Distrito Central pushes for the foundation of two separate districts to be formed out of Distrito Central; Distrito de la Puebla, representing more centrist areas, including Puebla Arena, and being 43% urban; and Distrito Montañeté, an 87% rural district named for the Montañeté Valley where its largest city is, and being more conservative and libertarian than Distrito de la Puebla. Bill passes district committee 8-3.

"The measures leaders of the 20th century have to take to ensure they continue to reign. A mere district or two could lead to instability! Surely monarchy is much better."

- Kratides Ramchand, Foreign Affairs Analyst

[Terra Britania]

"The Caser^[1] is dead, long live the Caser... and all that. Though, if I were the now-ruling bloke whose name I'm not even going to bother to utter out loud, I would be a tad bit more worried about how this 'rotten^[2] governor' snuck in fifty kegs of gunpowder into the Palace, which one would think would be one of—if not the—most heavily watched^[3] buildings in the land. I don't know about you, but I don't think anyone could've pulled that off without raising some forthought^[4]... or at least, without the guards looking the other way."
- Egwine Mathilde of Lancashire, Heretogine of Lancashire

[1] Emperor
[2] in this context, "corrupt"
[3] guarded
[4] suspicion

[Continental Free States]

"On one hand, '41°F at the highest' doesn't really say much. What's the 'lowest'? At what points in the day do you deal with that low heatmete^[1]? Even right now, if the Weatherthenst^[2] is to be trusted, all over America folk are dealing with heatmetes below naught in Fahrenheit -32 in Centigrade, if that's what you work with."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] temperature
[2] Weather Service}

[Ayodhyadesha]

Shantung Clique tostevens to be aovered into China if they can keep their selfrule, laws, military, as well as leader Hsiuyang Huang as 'governor-for-life'

"That's as good as a country like Canada or Australia ceremonially being represented by the British monarch."

[Parai Hambriven]

His Majesty sat on top of a horse-drawn cannon as a part of His Majesty's military branch, the Royal Cannon Corps's parade in the coronation.

"Perhaps a picture is in order? Either the king was sitting atop a horse who was carrying a cannon, or the king was sitting atop a cannon being moved by horses."

[Continental Free States]

"Isn't it normly^[1] the other way around? You know, a party splitting from a mickler^[2] one and being acknowledged from the start as its 'ordly fortreader'^[3], rather than a party being begrounded^[4] and then asking a mickler party to acknow them as an ordly fortreader?"

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] normally
[2] larger
[3] 'regional representative'
[4] established}