Hordes of geese attack residents of local village, scientists blame "lack of chaos"
"Of course it's geese... geese suck who gave those geese the ability to do this? You should hunt those geese down."
-Delta
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by The Academy of Terra » Mon Jan 09, 2023 10:38 am
Hordes of geese attack residents of local village, scientists blame "lack of chaos"
Academy News Network: The perviously hydra occupied territory has been integrated into the Academy. The African Union has annexed a good part of central Africa. Middle East states refused Academy Ultimatum troops have been seen gathering at the border.
by Nue Cascadia » Mon Jan 09, 2023 10:42 am
I do not use NS Stats. Everything is dictated via the factbooks or if otherwise, told here.
CascadiaNow! BREAKING: Forest Fire reported in southern Idaho, Congress approves tax surplus to be dedicated to paying fire departments extra supplies | Alaskan Beltway Regions approve the signing of 10 week Abortion Ban in response to controversy | Cascadia Founder Nathan Connors confirmed to retire by August of 2083, supports Cascadia National Leader Robert Clark as possible successor | New Oasis Theme Park has now opened its gates to customers, set to compete very closely with Disneyland in the California's
by The Academy of Terra » Mon Jan 09, 2023 10:44 am
Nue Cascadia wrote:How does this thread work, exactly? I'm not seeing any news (At least from what I can see), on AN, unless I'm wrong? Idk if it's my autism or what but this is confusing.
/skipme
Academy News Network: The perviously hydra occupied territory has been integrated into the Academy. The African Union has annexed a good part of central Africa. Middle East states refused Academy Ultimatum troops have been seen gathering at the border.
by New Treyland » Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:09 am
North Keyton wrote:I must say this news appears to be quite broken, so I have doubts on the overall quality of their news...
by Nue Cascadia » Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:59 am
"Academy News Network:After the USNA annexed Central America and The Caribbean and the PAC finally unified Southeast Asia and the Pacific the Intercontinental Unity Pact has voted to unify into one 'world order' and has decided to name the nation the 'Academic Unified States of Terra' or just the 'Academy' for short.; The Hydra and the Academy have called for a cease fire, it seems that the Hydra are leaving earth and leaving the occupied nations to the Academy."
"While I'm glad peace was achieved, I'd say it would be short lived. The recent centralization we see here is only going to cause a greater risk of conflict, especially if you group certain ethnic groups together that, historically speaking, have not got along well at all.
It would seem at the least, the endless loop of tyranny continues."
I do not use NS Stats. Everything is dictated via the factbooks or if otherwise, told here.
CascadiaNow! BREAKING: Forest Fire reported in southern Idaho, Congress approves tax surplus to be dedicated to paying fire departments extra supplies | Alaskan Beltway Regions approve the signing of 10 week Abortion Ban in response to controversy | Cascadia Founder Nathan Connors confirmed to retire by August of 2083, supports Cascadia National Leader Robert Clark as possible successor | New Oasis Theme Park has now opened its gates to customers, set to compete very closely with Disneyland in the California's
by Ayodhyadesha » Mon Jan 09, 2023 12:11 pm
by Continental Free States » Tue Jan 10, 2023 12:49 am
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
by Nacrad » Tue Jan 10, 2023 2:12 am
by Ayodhyadesha » Tue Jan 10, 2023 6:10 am
Continental Free States wrote:"Far be it from me to tell you how to run a kingric[1], but 'Crownprince' is too undoubtbere[2] a title to be given to someone who's, at best, the Heir Presumptive to the throne. I'm sicker[3] that if His Caserly Majesty[4] gets a son, his younger brother's not going to be the 'Crownprince' for long."Edwin van Horn, New Yorker[1] kingdom
[2] undoubtable
[3] sure
[4] His Imperial Majesty
by Stratonesia » Tue Jan 10, 2023 6:29 am
Response from Prime Minister Kan R. Ijander:Oswain psychiatrist convicted for performing conversion therapy, de-registed on gross medical misconduct
Hah! Lesson learnt, kids: never trust a quack to cure gays. Always rely on DSDI officers. These guys are capable of de-queer-ising people faster than you can say "THERE IS NO HUMAN RIGHT IN STRATONESIA, BOO-HOO!"
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
by Ayodhyadesha » Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:49 am
artillery crashed into a farmer's barn, chaos ensued
by New Treyland » Tue Jan 10, 2023 1:18 pm
by Kahekordne Union of Spib » Tue Jan 10, 2023 1:30 pm
Treylandian cupcake deemed "hottest snack item of 2022"
The Monarhia of Vespib
The product of the oldest imperialist, the biggest imperialist, and a flatworm
A centrist constitutional monarchy resting off the western coast of Europe, where it's very humid and temperate
Nationalist "Greater Vespib" movement wants to annex the Azores. The horror | Hesna, the only remaining city inhabited by native Spibeans, given complete autonomy | De facto embassy for Taiwan operational
by Petroli » Tue Jan 10, 2023 2:46 pm
National News: Our new holy war begins! The Divine haze is being spread to continents as we speak! All who stand in our way will be crushed under the war machines! With the guided effort of Anya Makarov and the fog we will choke out the heretics and usher in a new age of Petrolian unity! Hail Anya Makarov! Hail the chemicals! Hail Petroli!
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:54 pm
Petroli wrote:"6 people accidentally conscripted."
"Really, I would have taken more, can never have too many grunts. If they get angry, just kill them!" -Sasha Romanov
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Continental Free States » Tue Jan 10, 2023 10:16 pm
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
by Blue Orb » Wed Jan 11, 2023 3:21 am
The Boundsrede to put sanctions on Atropatenish togang to food, lyvestuff, burnstuff following anthrax ongripe on Ermland
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:Labour Strike on effect, certain services may be at a reduced capacity.
News:Leaked negotiations with strikers destabalizes the movement. - Orb Politics |Media black-out reported due to exhaustion of non striking employees. -Voice of Economy|Several key strikers found dead in their homes, fire stoked. - Bloo News
by The Aquaria » Wed Jan 11, 2023 4:32 am
Cosplay fest at tokyo now have tanks and attack helicopters as part of it's security less than a month after the murders of two cosplayers in the area -Tokyo News
Aqua Central Television: Lucas Loupe, the Minister of Public Health, suicided at home after accused by Klovis Besnard the LDP leader regarding corruption. The Federal Intelligence Bureau is investigating the incident. The Communist Party, while expressing condolence to the died minister, also promised to Intensify the fight against corruption. | Weaport: Laïkrina: 4 - 11°C Sunny | Tanya: 9 - 15°C Cloudy| Leÿsritt: 7 - 11°C Cloudy | Ylökoski: -8 - 1°C Snowyby Ayodhyadesha » Wed Jan 11, 2023 6:54 am
Chancellor Lotvall has proposed to revert the term duration from 4 years to 5 years, to provide a better arrangement for economic plans.
by Continental Free States » Wed Jan 11, 2023 11:57 am
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
by UNEEU » Wed Jan 11, 2023 1:47 pm
"I have to say, I'm still not very used to reading your language, but its getting easier. When I was at the part about the rocket launch, I read the 'warp' part and thought that the spaceship was a lot more advanced that it actually is. Instead an orbital factory is created. Wonder what if manufacturers."
- Natalie Liang, Director of the UNEEU
Its 2027, almost twenty years ago, an alien storage-facility with mysterious machines was found on the moon. These machines seemed to have the ability to open portals to other dimensions. In response to this, the United Nations created the UNEEU, or United Nations Extra-Universal Exploration Unit to see what the multiverse has for them, exposing Earth to many opportunities and dangers.
February 9, 2026 | Sitrimmian forces have opened fire on Hegemony ships following the latter's invasion of the neutral planet Veristus | Edinburgh Zoo announces a new area for animals from other universes | Fusion power plant opens in Massachusetts.
by Ozeanreisende » Wed Jan 11, 2023 2:19 pm
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
by Continental Free States » Wed Jan 11, 2023 3:18 pm
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
by Nacrad » Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:54 pm
Stratonesia wrote:Response from Prime Minister Kan R. Ijander:Erdoğan's Rage:TurkeyTürkiye invades US-backed Kurdish Republic
Oh sh█t, you can't stop Erdoğan's wrath! Run for your lives, Kurds! Run~!Oswain psychiatrist convicted for performing conversion therapy, de-registed on gross medical misconduct
Hah! Lesson learnt, kids: never trust a quack to cure gays. Always rely on DSDI officers. These guys are capable of de-queer-ising people faster than you can say "THERE IS NO HUMAN RIGHT IN STRATONESIA, BOO-HOO!"Riverfort suburb records -0.5°C, black ice on road
"Black ice on road"? I thought ice was not supposed to have colour of any kind! After all, ice is just solid water, and water is transparent... Or maybe the road is black?
Alright, here's the news. I don't do "news in sig".
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1814851
by Continental Free States » Thu Jan 12, 2023 12:22 am
Continental Free States wrote:"We gained[1] the Doechers[2] and were quite the thorn in their sides throughout the Coldcrig[3], helped their colonies gain their unoffhanghood[4] so many times they sare[5] nearly bade[6] crig on us, and even then, even at the depth of our idiocy, we still didn't do something as braindeaded as 'acknowing', much less begrounding[7], a regering-in-exilium[8] for the Doech Riche[9]. I'm sicker[10] I'd like to meet your America's politicers[11]. I swear I just want to shake their hands."His Outstandingness, Ethelric Carl Edwardsson Milton, Foresitter of the Boundsrede
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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