Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[The Academy of Terra]

Gladiatorial Combat legalized. A league to be set up in due course.

"While it may be very old I love the idea... imagine having criminals fight each other. Wait is it a volunteer sport or something to watch to see criminals fight? Either way I would love to watch it."
-Delta

[Michigan and The Lakes]

Gladiatorial Combat legalized. A league to be set up in due course.

"While it may be very old I love the idea... imagine having criminals fight each other. Wait is it a volunteer sport or something to watch to see criminals fight? Either way I would love to watch it."
-Delta

It will be a combination of both.

/skipme

[UNEEU]

Gladiatorial Combat legalized. A league to be set up in due course.

"While it may be very old I love the idea... imagine having criminals fight each other. Wait is it a volunteer sport or something to watch to see criminals fight? Either way I would love to watch it."
-Delta

"Its pretty commendable that you've created a world government. A lot of people here think of it as impossible, even though there are lots of examples of other civilizations across the multiverse who did. You've also called for a cease-fire with an invading alien force. You handled it pretty well from what I can tell. We are also dealing with aliens and as of now (2026) they haven't invaded Earth yet. Hopefully they won't, but you never know."

- Natalie Liang, Director of the UNEEU

[Continental Free States]

"The logistics of worldroomcrigfare^[1] are beyond me, what with there being no need to soothly^[2] think about them right now, but I'm thinking that if this Hegemony got all the way to their World of Veristus unwithstood^[3] and had the roomoverlayhood^[4] you'd likely be needing to overfall^[5] a whole tungle^[6] before they were first met with fiendly crafts^[7], then Sistrimmia(?)'s nighrightsoffdealing^[8] and its whole military organization need to be given the axe."

Admiral Carl Johnsson Malley, Officer in the Caserly Americanish Crigsmarine

<sup>[1] space warfare
[2] truly
[3] unopposed
[4] space superiority (think "air superiority" but from space idk)

[5] invade
[6] plant
'[7] hostile forces
[8] intelligence department</sup>

[Ayodhyadesha]

Edinburgh Zoo announces a new area for animals from other universes

"Saddening that instead of building some form of sanctuary, these extraterrestrials are trapped in a zoo."

- Biologist

[Continental Free States]

Edinburgh Zoo announces a new area for animals from other universes

"Saddening that instead of building some form of sanctuary, these extraterrestrials are trapped in a zoo."

- Biologist

You ninja'd me

[Drongonia]

Foresitter Milton caught on camera drunkenly singing 'I feel pretty' to mirror ahead of New Years' pressmoot

⠀"What an odd fellow. Next thing we'll hear he's putting dresses on and singing Taylor Swift - and apparently I'm the one who shouldn't be in office."
⠀- Prime Minister English

[Blue Orb]

People's Front to be stripped of 3 of 4 seats after DEC funding probe

'There will definitely be shockwaves in the political world with this information" -Some Regional representative

[Ayodhyadesha]

Plans for stronger nuclear weapons suspended after labour exploitation allegations -Military Today

"That's sad, they just gave up their nation's security on a free platter because they couldn't afford to treat their labour properly."

- Military scientist Munish Raj

[Perikuresu]

HIS MAJESTY EMPEROR SHAKTIDASA VYASAPUTRA I HAS DEPARTED TO HEAVEN DUE TO ASSASSINATION BY CORRUPT GOVERNOR

"We send our dearest condolences to Emperor Shaktidasa Vyasaputra II, the friends and family of Shaktidasa Vyasaputra I, and most importantly, the nation of Ayodhyadesha over the loss of their leader and father figure of the country. We hope that all those involved in the assassination will be caught and be judged before court.
~Official Statement from the Apanaluan Ministry of Foreign Affairs

BN: News in sig

[Palladion State]

Fireworks, Bells and Cheers ring across Apanalua as the country enters 2023

We hope a good year for Apanalua. We also wish a good 2044 for us here in Palladion State.

- Faye Forestier (28[19])

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

2044 Elections: New report from a social media agency shows that Ayanokōji broke the VTube algorithm with political ads by 46 times, Twitter by 103 times in the second half of 2043 alone

"Ahhh, it's like that time in 2013 when videos of cheering Tummylandians crashed Yeetube for 14 days, such grand times." said someone that requested their name to be hidden.

[Continental Free States]

"Wait, this fellow shot up a Mahometish temple^[1] inside... uh, Tummyland, and then fled all the way to the Aequator^[2], and you started a manhunt to find him? Who even cares? Just fordamn^[3] his name and take whatever he owns and be done with it. On the other hand, I am bewildered the Aequator was willing to let a flightling^[4] be taken back to a land that has 'martle-for-life'^[5] as a bestrafing^[6] someone might be doomed^[7] to."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

<sup>[1] Islamic temple, meaning Mosque
[2] Ecuador
[3] condemn
[4] refugee, escapee

[5] torture-for-life
[6] punishment
[7] sentenced</sup>

[Ayodhyadesha]

Joedland and Egypt line up along the Sinai for the first time in half a yearhundred following wrixle of rocketfire in Dec 25-Jan 2

"Don't do it. Not again. Ultimately, it will be the same situation as before considering how Sinai returned back to Egypt in 1973"

- Foreign affairs analyst

[Nation of Hanguk]

"We, of course, share our condolences to the people of Aypdhyadesha. However, I wonder why did it have to come to assassination? And what is up with that "corrupt" description too?"

- PARK Mi-soo, Member of Parliament for Daejeon (Social Democratic)

[Continental Free States]

"I'm not a 'werthshiply liberal'^[1] or anything like that name, but I must say that if Here^[2] Prime Minister wishes to reach 'underheld werthshiply growth'^[3], then 'lean^[4] hikes' and erhighened^[5] beinghood^[6] of the regering^[7] in the werthship is not the path you want to take."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

<sup>[1] 'economic liberal'
[2] Mr.
[3] 'sustained economic growth'
[4] wage

[5] increased
[6] presence
[7] government</sup>

[Ayodhyadesha]

Uprisings in the Balkans!

Oh no you don't...

[Il Borgia Vaticano]

Uprisings in the Balkans!

Oh no you don't...

"It's nice to see that they follow the wise calls of their religious leaders. It's the wrong religion, but at least they're trying."~A Cardinal in the Curia

News is HERE: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=528832#p40240140

[Continental Free States]

"Wasn't celibacy the whole point of the Pope -really, the whole of the Catholicish^[1] clergy-? I thedely^[2] withcall^[3] that this is both how nepotism came to be and half of why so many becaired^[4] to Calvinism."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] Catholic
[2] distinctly
[3] recall
[4] converted}

[Nomayuki]

The Azerbaijanis had it coming! They better stop this dispute over Nagorno-Karabakh or else a crisis in the Caucuses may start. The Russians in your galaxy also ought to stop providing these two nations with weapons for money. They should pick a side, rather.

- Micah Pejuang, sailor.

[Great United States]

"...I mean..Good for the striped tigers. I'm not really into sports...but anyways "The striped tigers" sounds like a really cool team name,we might even use it for our New Athenian Team.."

-random citizen

[Ayodhyadesha]

International Obelisk of Unity built on the Lunar surface,standing 20 meters tall,with each brick being built by every nation in the Lunar International Committee

"Waste of bricks, it seems. Think of the number of buildings that could be built using it."

- Construction worker Karan Naik

[UNEEU]

"Ok, so what happened in the country with the name I can't pronounce. Oh, the emperor got assassinated by a corrupt governor. I think more people are behind this attack then just one governor. Smuggling in 50 barrels of explosive powder in a palace that I assume is heavily guarded is a pretty immense task. The governor is most likely only the tip of the iceberg. Probably just an insider that helped the terrorists sneak the explosive barrels into the palace. I don't know how many people have been arrested, but if the terrorists still run free, then it might come in handy strengthen security a bit. "

- Natalie Liang, Director of the UNEEU

[New Treyland]

"A new spot for animals from other universes? As long as they aren't horribly mutated abominations or extremely fatal, this could bring in tourism to the UK. I'd like to see some if we can get more EU funding..."
-Joseph "Joe" McStevens, Treylandian Minister of Science and Technology

News here.

[North Keyton]

I must say this news appears to be quite broken, so I have doubts on the overall quality of their news...