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by **Belgicha** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 1:26 pm

Continental Free States wrote:"I'm not sicker^[1] what makes you think the... well, the Protestantish gainsteck^[2] is the 'forthstridelier'^[3] one. Anewed^[4]? Yes, but it was the Calvinists who began the Bilthenstorm^[5], not the Catholicers -though the thought of 'Calvinist Joeds'^[6] is one that makes me shudder already. With that in mind, I do fordamn^[7] the Townrede^[8]'s mislucking^[9] in bringing order and leading to strife and death... it seems like what one should do."
Edwin van Horn, New Yorker
^{[1] sure
[2] equivalent, (here) analogy
[3] more progressive
[4] Reformed

[5] Iconoclasm
[6] 'Calvinist Jews'
[7] condemn
[8] Town Council
[9] failure}

The comparison of Heyleticism and Protestantism was only semi-accurate. Both are reformed, and broke off from the main church, but they are very different in actual beliefs. Heyleticism is actually more progressive, for what it's worth in religion. The comparison was moreso in their origins, not in their beliefs, I suppose. Sorry.
/skip

by **North Macaronesa** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 1:31 pm

Everything's about money isn't it? I'm curious about how the colonization will go, it'll be like watching a reality show! Without the fancy villas and palm trees and beach chairs, of course. Maybe I should contact the consulate in Los Angeles!

-- Anonymous government official

news in sig

by **Laka Strolistandiler** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 4:34 pm

Two die in Highway TR-1 landslide, critics call out highway system as "poorly designed", call for US-Interstate-style system

Or maybe, just MAYBE, they’d consider the cars themselves being a part of the problem? Perhaps trains are truly superior, cheaper, more sustainable and economically viable in the long run eh? Particularly, I’d say that the public infrastructure, even if it is owned and operated by a state-owned for-profit firm, such as The Crown, is a win win situation for nearly everyone!- a random tram driver

Navy rejects propositions to recommission HMS Fearless 1913 Dreadnaught into service, despite pressure from the Advisory Council refuses any spending cuts, claims that the Improved Surface Combatant, Heavy Cruiser program is “essential to the future of the Lakan naval operations”.

by **Reich of the New World Order** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 5:44 pm

Look at these little Terrans arguing like children over a boat. If they were smart they would make the boat void worthy but they are not smart. They spend their money and time on creating weapons for a long abandoned terrain. I am might invade their small nation and show the what a true ship is and given how inbreed terrans are they might now even know they are being invaded.
-Hekil Fegorsh Yukshu

by **Tummylandia and Susistan** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:24 pm

Ritual of Purity to be held at Geshvol. A total of 20 million Terrans are to be sacrificed

"I hope they are all infant newborns." said tummyfart65, in the creepiest tone imaginable.

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:29 pm

"I'm coming to think that 'martle for life'^[1] is a bestrafing^[2] that is unbecoming of any civilized gemeanship^[3]. The sooth that someone shooting a Mosque shouldn't even be bestrafened^[4] in the first ord^[5] aside, that is a clear fall^[6] of a breach of the Rights of Man."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] 'torture for life'
[2] punishment
[3] society
[4] punished
[5] place
[6] case}

by **Cavirfi** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:44 pm

Joedland and Egypt line up along the Sinai for the first time in half a yearhundred following wrixle of rocketfire in Dec 25-Jan 2

OOC Reaction: Bruh 2023 just started and now we're having another war in the Sinai? Can't the two sides just have a ceasefire or truce of some sort to prevent a war at the end of the holidays??? I know I'm being a bit naive but can that please be a thing.

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:47 pm

Cavirfi wrote:
Joedland and Egypt line up along the Sinai for the first time in half a yearhundred following wrixle of rocketfire in Dec 25-Jan 2

OOC Reaction: Bruh 2023 just started and now we're having another war in the Sinai? Can't the two sides just have a ceasefire or truce of some sort to prevent a war at the end of the holidays??? I know I'm being a bit naive but can that please be a thing.

(They have a peace. Judea and Egypt have been in a state of peace since 1973 ttl (as with RL). This is a rarity and something nobody really expects to lead to outright war at this time... despite the whole, you know, "hundreds of people dying in rocket attacks" thing) /skip

by **Stratonesia** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:27 pm

Response from VP Grimlock:
Happy New Year! 2022 in Throughsight: Americanish geselships in China, the Onslotting for Geothering, and Uprisings in the Balkans!

WTF... what is this gibberish I'm reading? Is it just me or does the word "geselship" looks like the German word "Gesellschaft"?
Foresitter Milton caught on camera drunkenly singing 'I feel pretty' to mirror ahead of New Years' pressmoot

Okay... "foresitter"... you mean "one who sits 'fore'-ward"? And "pressmoot"? Like in "the press' mood"?
Charlottesland forbids outlanders from buying houses for two years to 'make housing more betalebere for the Charlotteslander'

I'm startin' to lose my mind here. I can only understand 50% of the headlines; I mean, there are some words that I do understand, like "outlander", which probably carries the meaning of "foreigner"; but "betalebere"? The slag?
You know what? Screw this. Either whoever wrote this is experimenting with their new conlang or they love writing in an unintelligible variety of Lingua Mundi.

No, I don't do "news in sig". Here's the news...
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1814851

by **Cavirfi** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:29 pm

Stratonesia wrote:
Response from VP Grimlock:
Happy New Year! 2022 in Throughsight: Americanish geselships in China, the Onslotting for Geothering, and Uprisings in the Balkans!

WTF... what is this gibberish I'm reading? Is it just me or does the word "geselship" looks like the German word "Gesellschaft"?
Foresitter Milton caught on camera drunkenly singing 'I feel pretty' to mirror ahead of New Years' pressmoot

Okay... "foresitter"... you mean "one who sits 'fore'-ward"? And "pressmoot"? Like in "the press' mood"?
Charlottesland forbids outlanders from buying houses for two years to 'make housing more betalebere for the Charlotteslander'

I'm startin' to lose my mind here. I can only understand 50% of the headlines; I mean, there are some words that I do understand, like "outlander", which probably carries the meaning of "foreigner"; but "betalebere"? The slag?
You know what? Screw this. Either whoever wrote this is experimenting with their new conlang or they love writing in an unintelligible variety of Lingua Mundi.
No, I don't do "news in sig". Here's the news...
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1814851

He said /skip, it's my turn /stillme

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 12:01 am

Stratonesia wrote:
Response from VP Grimlock:
Happy New Year! 2022 in Throughsight: Americanish geselships in China, the Onslotting for Geothering, and Uprisings in the Balkans!

WTF... what is this gibberish I'm reading? Is it just me or does the word "geselship" looks like the German word "Gesellschaft"?
Foresitter Milton caught on camera drunkenly singing 'I feel pretty' to mirror ahead of New Years' pressmoot

Okay... "foresitter"... you mean "one who sits 'fore'-ward"? And "pressmoot"? Like in "the press' mood"?
Charlottesland forbids outlanders from buying houses for two years to 'make housing more betalebere for the Charlotteslander'

I'm startin' to lose my mind here. I can only understand 50% of the headlines; I mean, there are some words that I do understand, like "outlander", which probably carries the meaning of "foreigner"; but "betalebere"? The slag?
You know what? Screw this. Either whoever wrote this is experimenting with their new conlang or they love writing in an unintelligible variety of Lingua Mundi.
No, I don't do "news in sig". Here's the news...
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1814851

(My post was supposed to be skipped so what I'm about is moot at any rate, but for fuck's sake if clicking on a handful of links is beyond your capabilities and all you can do is react to the unfamiliar words, don't respond to me next time. Wait for someone else to do so first, and respond to them next.

/skipme BN please reply to Cavirfi

by **Kaliitnuunati** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 12:08 am

"It seems that the training of federal police, and an exodus of feminists must have some sort of correlation, right? Hopefully that whole situation gets better." -Official response from the Kaliitnuunatian Foreign Ministry

by **Ayodhyadesha** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 12:13 am

"Well, how sad it is that the the diplomat got killed. It's good that our country faces no such problem of having parliaments and legislatures, so we can just live in peace without instability."

- Kratides Ramchand, Editor of the Intervene Internationally Magazine and Vice-President of the Indo Greek Cultural Association

by **Khardsland** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 12:59 am

Chief Brahmin praises Purge, hails it as "a strong way to crush corruption and immorality"

Something bad is happening. I can feel it...

by **Stratonesia** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 1:26 am

Continental Free States wrote:
Stratonesia wrote:
Response from VP Grimlock:
Happy New Year! 2022 in Throughsight: Americanish geselships in China, the Onslotting for Geothering, and Uprisings in the Balkans!

WTF... what is this gibberish I'm reading? Is it just me or does the word "geselship" looks like the German word "Gesellschaft"?
Foresitter Milton caught on camera drunkenly singing 'I feel pretty' to mirror ahead of New Years' pressmoot

Okay... "foresitter"... you mean "one who sits 'fore'-ward"? And "pressmoot"? Like in "the press' mood"?
Charlottesland forbids outlanders from buying houses for two years to 'make housing more betalebere for the Charlotteslander'

I'm startin' to lose my mind here. I can only understand 50% of the headlines; I mean, there are some words that I do understand, like "outlander", which probably carries the meaning of "foreigner"; but "betalebere"? The slag?
You know what? Screw this. Either whoever wrote this is experimenting with their new conlang or they love writing in an unintelligible variety of Lingua Mundi.
No, I don't do "news in sig". Here's the news...
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1814851

(My post was supposed to be skipped so what I'm about is moot at any rate, but for fuck's sake if clicking on a handful of links is beyond your capabilities and all you can do is react to the unfamiliar words, don't respond to me next time. Wait for someone else to do so first, and respond to them next.

/skipme BN please reply to Cavirfi

Dude this is IC, don't take it too seriously

by **The Kosaki City Authority** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 2:25 am

New probe to reach Mars in 5 days

"Let's hope they land and not crash because of a conversion error" -Space enthusiasts club

by **Perikuresu** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 4:38 am

Mayor Mae Hanako Now Out of Hospital, May Return to Office When Time Permits

"We are relieved by the discharge of Mayor Mae Hanako and we wish him a speedy recovery and return to job"
~Apanaluan Ministry of Foreign Affairs

BN: News in sig

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:49 am

"I wonder how weighty^[1] a pair^[2] -trade, diplomatish, militarish, whatever- Brazil is for the Right Aereworthy^[3] Minister for Outlandish Gelayhoods^[4] himself to be beseeking^[5] the Brazilish President being sworn to ambight^[6]. Isn't that the Gesent^[7]'s work?"

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

by **Ayodhyadesha** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 12:58 pm

"Their President starts singing garbage upon drinking some bad alcohol. Look at me, when I glug down my kilaka (traditional drink for the commoners), I sing with such beauty that even my creditors whom I owe lots start appreciating my voice and waive off my debt."

- A drunkard journalist in a bar tracking this story for a local paper

by **Michigan and The Lakes** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 1:39 pm

Ayodhyadesha wrote:"Their President starts singing garbage upon drinking some bad alcohol. Look at me, when I glug down my kilaka (traditional drink for the commoners), I sing with such beauty that even my creditors whom I owe lots start appreciating my voice and waive off my debt."

- A drunkard journalist in a bar tracking this story for a local paper

"What an absolute dumpster fire of a country."~A now fired diplomat after reading every headline.

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by **Yekateria and Farlandia** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 1:41 pm

Moralists accuse Serene Gitchgumee of having an affair with gay adult film star, and much to their horror, he confirms that they are dating.

"What's wrong with that? I see absolutely nothing wrong with that! The moralists should get a life."
- President de Rynsburger (married to Chancellor Hochhahn. Both are guys, obvs.)

News in signature

by **-Astoria-** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 1:58 pm

House Leader Katterfeld clarifies that his name has nothing to do with "cats in fields"

'What a bleeding fool! Does he not realise that he could've used that assumption to his advantage? Well, you try and find someone that dislikes the image of cats playing in a field.'
Martin Pligh-Jones, political analyst

by **Kostromin** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 2:06 pm

"Opposition skeptical on agriculture bill"

#Protectourmethane

by **The Academy of Terra** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 3:38 pm

AN doesn't have news that I can see so

Gaming industry reaches annual levels of A₤145 billion in sales

"Wow... 145 billion? That is a lot while I am not sure exactly how much that is in Euros but it would be a lot no matter what. Imagine the kind of funding we could get if we were to take over that industry."
-Delta

by **Tai Kazuha** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:05 am

the nations of North America have all voted to make one giant country known as the United States of North America

"Firstly, finally an accurate name. Secondly, considering how much they tend to have extremely one-sided rivalries in my experience, I'm impressed they managed to agree to anything, let alone forming a new nation."

Undersecretary to the Diet Saishō,
Sutandādona Jokyara

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