Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Catsland-Z]

gulf of new spain :skull:

news: owner of the frost monarch hamster has seemingly gained the ice powers that the frost monarch hamster also has. nearby nations question if magic is fake.

[West Corpala]

"Those Aetheopians are monsters! Even in West Corpala, we would not do that to any group of people! Someone must help the Somalish peoples!"
-Corpalan Senator from Oregon

Edit: Ninja'd.

[Catsland-Z]

/stillme

[Notre Dame Fightng Irish]

“Why are they doing that, rather than worship the TRUE god, Rockne!”

NEWS:

Notre Dame defeats South Carolina in Gator Bowl!
_{On the 30th of December, 2022, Notre Dame defeated South Carolina 45-38. Tyler Buchner, Quarterback, threw 3 Touchdowns. He also had 2 Rushing TD’s. Logan Diggs also had a rushing TD.}

[Michigan and The Lakes]

“Why are they doing that, rather than worship the TRUE god, Rockne!”

NEWS:

Notre Dame defeats South Carolina in Gator Bowl!
_{On the 30th of December, 2022, Notre Dame defeated South Carolina 45-38. Tyler Buchner, Quarterback, threw 3 Touchdowns. He also had 2 Rushing TD’s. Logan Diggs also had a rushing TD.}

"Why do people even still play this crap? There are cheaper ways to get brain damage. Thankfully we banned it, and the Wolverines and Spartans are just army units now."~Some Michigander Nerd

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[Continental Free States]

"Forthstridely geldstrafes^[1] are an open beloathing^[2] to the very basis of fairness^[3] before the law. If the misdeed is the same, so should be the bestrafing^[4], anything else would onefoldly^[5] be unfair."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] Progressive fines
[2] insult, slight
[3] equality
[4] punishment}

[Wochaystein]

"Forthstridely geldstrafes^[1] are an open beloathing^[2] to the very basis of fairness^[3] before the law. If the misdeed is the same, so should be the bestrafing^[4], anything else would onefoldly^[5] be unfair."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] Progressive fines
[2] insult, slight
[3] equality
[4] punishment}

Britain takes the 2022 World Cup after England beats Doechland 1-0

It's come home again at last.

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The latest news is that there are a number of meetings with bishops and archbishops from Wochaystein. They want to discuss the future of the Church of Wochaystein. It's taking up most of the Kaiser's time.

[West Corpala]

The latest news is that there are a number of meetings with bishops and archbishops from Wochaystein. They want to discuss the future of the Church of Wochaystein. It's taking up most of the Kaiser's time.

Hmm, good luck with that! It is important for a religious nation to have a stable organization of said religion.

[Continental Free States]

"Who were you even fighting? What kind of lily-livered steck^[1] of shit gives up a land as wealthy and brooksome^[2] as Texas after only two weeks of besetting^[3]? And if Texas was for some unknown grounds unoffhanging^[4], what kind of madman gives up his own selfaught^[5] and unoffhanginess^[6] after only fourteen days of outlandish^[7] besetting?"

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

<sup>[1] piece
[2] useful
[3] occupation
[4] independent

[5] self-respect
[6] independence
[7] foreign</sup>

[Laka Strolistandiler]

Foresitter Milton caught on camera drunkenly singing 'I feel pretty' to mirror ahead of New Years' pressmoot

Isn’t that a violation of his privacy? I mean, I understand that a man of honor (and high responsibility) should always behave in a dignified manner, but surely ones home should not be a place for pictures? If such a thing was to happen to me, I’d have the bloody paparazzi hanged! Lèse-majesté, as they say!

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A ex-citizen returning from service as ISIS member to be executed for high treason by firing squad, Queen shall personally command execution. High Lord claims that “the execution is a means to convey the message of our non-tolerance of these views”. The child of the ex-citizen brought with her will be accepted into an undisclosed Noble family unable to produce a heir after the necessary genetic modifications will be done.

[Catsland-Z]

I could skip you over out of pure spite. but i wont.

Anyways. that would be a good riddance.

[Perikuresu]

A ex-citizen returning from service as ISIS member to be executed for high treason by firing squad, Queen shall personally command execution. High Lord claims that “the execution is a means to convey the message of our non-tolerance of these views”. The child of the ex-citizen brought with her will be accepted into an undisclosed Noble family unable to produce a heir after the necessary genetic modifications will be done.

"Whilst I myself applaud the execution of the ISIS member, I'm a bit wonky on forcing their child into another family, let alone pushing them into an important role as an heir..."
~Apanaluan twitter user

BN: News in sig

[Ozeanreisende]

Fireworks, Bells and Cheers ring across Apanalua as the country enters 2023

Congratulations you guys have also managed to survive 2022 lets hope for atleast another millenium to not all die! -some very optimistic guy

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Now Angering the monarchists, and the illegal parties, the capitol city's name has been changed

"get rekt lol" said tummyfart65, while sipping a glass of fascist tears (no joke, its an actual drink in the nation)

[New Order Libya]

> Blahajstad mosque shooter caught in Ecuador, sentenced to torture-for-life in the Tummylandian Kurils

"Deserved punishment. Yet why is there a Mosque in a place called Blahajstad? From what I know, the blahaj is that weird shark certain types of Westerners love, definitely degenerate, what this plush encourages."
- Imam Abu Ramadan, hardline Islamist

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[Gonswanza]

Context:
President Hasan addresses protests over Journalism Integrity Act: "accept my laws, or leave Libya"

Cute. Do you really think they will follow your word on such an empty threat? Nay, engage them. Use violence to show them what happens to lowlife cattle spurred on by the idea of "freedom" as if your country is yet another 3rd world wastebin for foreign ideas to violate. Destroy the rebellion before it begins. Kill them all. Hang them, even! Let the world know that their ideas do not belong in your country! The rats may flee, but let them. They will be easy to find later, given my own personal experience.

-Laura Ortiz

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[Perikuresu]

Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe

DYSFUNTIONAL PROBE? IT CAN'T BE A PROBE OR ANY OTHER HUMAN MADE TECHNOLOGY AT THIS POINT, IT MUST BE AN ALIEN DRONE SCOUTING OUT OUR PLANET FOR POSSIBLE POINT OF INVASION AND SETTLEMENT!!!!!!! THE GONNY GOVERNMENT IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE ALIENS TO MAKES US ALL GAY SLAVES!@*@#*Y*$#&ZZZZZZ
~Twitter Account of an """Apanaluan""-American

BN: News in sig

[West Corpala]

Apanalua mandates COVID-19 tests for incoming tourists from China

"Ah, I remember COVID-19... Such a shame it flared up back in 2080 and killed another billion people. It's good of Apanaula to be testing folks! That might save them from this terrible disease..."
-Former Mayor of Los Angeles

[Continental Free States]

"My fraign^[1] about a princess having a kingly ontale^[2] aside, I must beken^[3] the princess has we'd up quite sheenly, becoming the gemaline^[4] of a Caser^[5] is nothing to scoff at."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] question
[2] regnal number
[3] admit, confess
[4] consort (female)
[5] empeor}

[Palladion State]

Charlottesland forbids outlanders from buying houses for two years to 'make housing more betalebere for the Charlotteslander'

Deliberately causing an housing crisis. Where will these immigrants buy a house now that they are banning these migrants from buying them? Well, this sucks.

- Enrique Delgado, (42[25])

[Cavirfi]

Shiota, now in impeachment after corruption allegations

OOC Reaction: Man, impeachments are just on the rise everywhere, aren't they? I swear to God, first we saw Trump get impeached twice (though both impeachments failed to convict him), then we saw Pedro Castillo in Peru, and now this guy is getting impeached. You get an impeachment, you get an impeachment, EVERYONE GETS AN IMPEACHMENT!!!

[Ayodhyadesha]

"Well, I'd say that now that torture is slowly becoming legitimate again, we can use similar means as Cavirfi to torture corrupt leaders and continue the glorious First Purge against corruption."

- Ramakant Das, Chairman of the Committee To Investigate and Eradicate Corruption in a meeting of the previously mentioned body

[Belgicha]

"Good job on the liberation of Cashmar from the Turks. No war is righteous, and no goal is worth the anguish. Any leader who instigates warfare should, at the very least, be heavily questioned. I hope Cashmar's allies can continue to push the Turks back to their own capital."
-Belgichan Minister, Adelvolf Smieths

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[Continental Free States]

"I'm not sicker^[1] what makes you think the... well, the Protestantish gainsteck^[2] is the 'forthstridelier'^[3] one. Anewed^[4]? Yes, but it was the Calvinists who began the Bilthenstorm^[5], not the Catholicers -though the thought of 'Calvinist Joeds'^[6] is one that makes me shudder already. With that in mind, I do fordamn^[7] the Townrede^[8]'s mislucking^[9] in bringing order and leading to strife and death... it seems like what one should do."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

<sup>[1] sure
[2] equivalent, (here) analogy
[3] more progressive
[4] Reformed

[5] Iconoclasm
[6] 'Calvinist Jews'
[7] condemn
[8] Town Council
[9] failure</sup>

[New Stonkopolis]

“It seems like the Continental Fee States may be on the war path with China. Of course, we’ll support a fellow democracy!

They’re also doin’ some weird stuff relating to New Year’s. Weird…”
-Michael Rockefeller, President of New Stonkopolis.
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NEWS:
New Stonkopolis establishes a colony on the Moon!

Today, on January 2nd, 2023, the first colonizing mission to the moon, known as the “Great Big Dollar,” begins to establish a colony, dubbed “Rockeport” by colonizers.