Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Crysuko]

Don’t cave to the imperialists. If you need support for a legitimate election against these thugs then we will be more than happy to render it. Don’t let the west bully you!

By 2040, the party announces with support of the soviet councils, Crysuko is to commit fully to a nuclear and renewable mix for power sources, fossil fuel sources are to be stage one phased out with the workers retrained and employed elsewhere. Already, 3 new hydroelectric dams have begun construction and land clearance for a gen 4 nuclear power plant with 4 reactors will provide 75% power to the capital city, with the existing hydroelectric and wind sources covering the rest.

[Iles de Saint-Jean]

Don’t cave to the imperialists. If you need support for a legitimate election against these thugs then we will be more than happy to render it. Don’t let the west bully you!

By 2040, the party announces with support of the soviet councils, Crysuko is to commit fully to a nuclear and renewable mix for power sources, fossil fuel sources are to be stage one phased out with the workers retrained and employed elsewhere. Already, 3 new hydroelectric dams have begun construction and land clearance for a gen 4 nuclear power plant with 4 reactors will provide 75% power to the capital city, with the existing hydroelectric and wind sources covering the rest.

``Well that's great, glad to see some technological advancements happening all around the world, I certainly hope that we would get those stuff in White Bay city in the near future. Wait, hold on, did it just say "By 2040"?! Holy crap, that's like in 100 years! No wonder why they are so advanced!``
— William Murphy Howards, City Planner for White Bay
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[Continental Free States]

"Now don't get me wrong, the death of the head of a forbreakingfamily^[1] is never bad news, but what I feel is odd about this all is what seems to have killed him. I wasn't aware that Mahometish^[2] fundamentalism and terrorism were really a thing back in 1939 YL^[3]. Or that they worked anywhere outside of the Neareast^[4]."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] crime family
[2] Islamic, Islamist
[3] Year of our Lord, i.e. Anno Domini
[4] Near East}

[Frostland]

"Invading Armenia is a stupid decision for Azerbaijan to make! What do they think they got, Sorry™️ slides?"
-Begrgfbs Club Bember, interviewed in Gaventopia

[Ayodhyadesha]

"Well, this only goes on to show the banes of democracies and instabilities of democratic systems. It is indeed great for our country that His Majesty continues to remain Emperor and there is no political instability, only glory. We only hope that the President survives the motion of no confidence in the dysfunctional democratic system and stays true to his morals."

- Anonymous secretary of a Minister in His Majesty's Government (the Minister whose secretary commented has not been Purged by His Majesty)

[New Treyland]

"THOUSANDS? How many of this colony's government officials are corrupt? Either this colony is a h-e-double hockey sticks hole or lots of them were falsely accused. But with the seriously large amount of dictatorships in the multiverse, it makes sense."
-Prince Trey

News here. Wait, no, news here.

[Diarcesia]

"THOUSANDS? How many of this colony's government officials are corrupt? Either this colony is a h-e-double hockey sticks hole or lots of them were falsely accused. But with the seriously large amount of dictatorships in the multiverse, it makes sense."
-Prince Trey

News here. Wait, no, news here.

New Treyland starts development on TreyJoos and Mentos Grenade

I doubt its effectiveness, but if it works for them, that will be an inexpensive and mass-producible source of ordnance.

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The latest news is that there is a recent breakthrough in the negotiations between the United Workers' Party, a nonprofit organization focused on helping the less-privileged in Diarcesia, and the Archonate. After years of negotiations, the United Workers' Party has agreed to participate in the Archonate's projects.

[Continental Free States]

"But what do the Foroned Workers^[1] get out of this tostevening^[2]? This will only give more rightmetihood^[3] to the Archonric^[4], but from what I'm getting that's all anyone gets out of it. Sickerly^[5], the Foroned Workers' Party could've just dealnimmed^[6] in the Archonric's projects any time before if they wanted to... and if they didn't, then the fraign^[7], what does the Archonric get out of it all?"

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

<sup>[1] United Workers
[2] agreement
[3] legitimacy
[4] Archonate

[5] Surely
[6] participated
[7] question</sup>

[Catsland-Z]

shooting down airplanes? what?

News: Random man adopts the frost monarch hamster from a glacier near stormy isle, then eats some snow cones. the frost monarch hamster is just chilling *laugh track* watching the man eat snow cones.

[West Corpala]

"Monarch hamster? I knew we were trying to spread monarchism, but holy cow we got animals to do it? Nice!"
-The King of West Corpala

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

The National Kingdom of West Corpala currently occupies 52% of Restanland, and is expected to occupy its capital within a week. West Corpala has also occupied Texas.

"Good riddance! Texas is gone!" exclaimed Julian Santos, a civil servant that once got scammed by a Texan call center.

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FROM: Tummylandia and Susistan
TO: BN

Dear BN, the timeline of Tummylandia and Susistan is in 3 years into the future, so 2022 OTL is 2025, and 2023 is 2026, and so on

[Perikuresu]

Malipayong bagong tuig! New years celebrations sweep the nation as the country celebrates the coming of 2026

"'ApPEEE NeW EaR 2 U 2222 My fr1eND!!!! H0pe 2023 wi11 be a g00d yeAR 4 U 222 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIREWORKS"
~Drunk Civilian watching NYE/NY celebrations in Nasa

BN: News in sig

[Catsland-Z]

china is canon for you? wow.

News: frost monarch hamster shows off ice powers, freezes below leader by accident.

[Perikuresu]

china is canon for you? wow.

News: frost monarch hamster shows off ice powers, freezes below leader by accident.

hamsters canon for you? wow

/still me
BN: News in sig

[Iles de Saint-Jean]

``What in tarnation? Why does it say 2023 when it's 1940? And what the hell is COVID-19?"
— Jason Matthews Merlé
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[Continental Free States]

"In all soothfastness^[1], if the Head of the Police was 'unaware' of the sooth^[2] a whole gangcrig^[3] was being fought on the streets he's meant to beshield^[4], you might as well kick him from ambight^[5] and put someone there who knows his head from his ass."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] honesty
[2] fact
[3] gang war
[4] defend
[5] office}

[New Order Libya]

> Aethiopia forbids 'any food' to be given to its Somalish provinces following late Mogadishu Guesthouse Ongripe, befealens stridecrafts to 'shoot on sight' anyone that comes to help

"Disgusting news. Ethiopia got the worst treatment by colonial Italy, much worse than my country or Somalia. They faced the most struggle, and now they're going to inflict that pain on others? Terrible, but not surprising. It's a pattern that comes up often in history, but Africans, in particular, need to unlearn it as soon as possible - and not make excuses."
- Ziyadat Allah Hasan, President of Libya

sig.

[Perikuresu]

President Hasan addresses protests over Journalism Integrity Act: "accept my laws, or leave Libya"

"We are concerned about the current developments in Libya over their new laws on journalism which clamps down on journalists carrying out a crucial public service by investigating potential government misdeeds, and limits the Libyan's right to access information.
~Apanaluan Ministry of Foreign Affairs

BN: News in sig

[-Astoria-]

Apanalua mandates COVID-19 tests for incoming tourists from China

'Is this déjà vu? I could've sworn we had something like that only three years ago. Hopefully it won't end up the same way it did like last time.'

Padrig Griffith, solicitor

[Continental Free States]

"I understand this is less of 'news' and more of a 'what happened last year' thing, but I must ask why it took until mid-late 2022 for folk to be doomed^[1] for some uproars^[2] that happened in 2018. Sickerly^[3] the geright^[4] should've taken much shorter than more than three years?"

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] sentenced
[2] riots
[3] Surely
[4] court, trial}

[Ayodhyadesha]

"I personally think that Armenia is justified in this war against Azerbaijan. His Majesty should purge the Minister of Foreign Affairs for this flip-flop stance of our country on this war."

- Leader of Opposition Bharatanuja Acharyaputra while addressing students in the Kashi University

[Kingdom of Lechia]

1000 corrupt retired government bureaucrats oppose the Purge

Hah, I don't feel any sympathy towards those corrupt scums. Let them be punished properly.

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Ukraine joins the Kraków Pact military alliance.

[Catsland-Z]

Umm, okay.

Man attempts to throw frost monarch hamster into microwave, instead gets frozen to death.

[Tai Kazuha]

Man attempts to throw frost monarch hamster into microwave, instead gets frozen to death.

"Reminds me of a story about hamsters who were microwaved to be brought back to life after being frozen alive. Surprisingly fascinating."

Undersecretary to the Diet Saishō,
Sutandādona Jokyara

BN: apologies for the lack of interesting stuff in my news ticker, I'm still in the middle of setting up this puppet.

[Continental Free States]

Ukraine joins the Kraków Pact military alliance.

"While I haven't a lick of a thinkbilth^[1] what a 'Cracow Pact Militarish Alliance' is, based on the name and my onnimming^[2] that it is... well, led by this Lechia, I'm not sicker^[3] how frothered^[4] I am with Ruthenia taking an ideology like Lechia's... wonder how you got them to bytread^[5] your organization anyway, given you hold some of their land."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] idea
[2] assumption
[3] sure
[4] comfortable
[5] join}

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The Gakuchō, Ryūzaki Gonkuro, to veto the Restructuring and Anti-Corruption Protocol, preserving the structure of the Revolutionary Army

"I think it doesn't tiver^[1] a sheen^[2] bilth^[3] that the stateshead^[4] would strike down a law that is seeking to put down corruption."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] paint
[2] nice, beautiful
[3] picture
[4] head of state}