Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 12:33 pm

Second Peenadian wrote:
Continental Free States wrote:"Let's be fair, how much can you 'make ready' for against a snowstorm in only a week? Besunderly^[1] if you live in an ord^[2] that doesn't get those quite often? Buy a flyticket^[3] to somewhere the storm is unlikely to hit? Write up your will and leave your ownings to your loved ones?"
Edwin van Horn, New Yorker
^{[1] especially
[2] area, region
[3] air ticket}

Seems interesting, people would go with Electric Motorcycle but this time, seems great idea for that -General Delafo Kerg

Breaking News!. Hertaz Diaz died after someone forced him to eat 267 mosquitos and the Government Building cannot access to rule the Nation. Now Peenadian is Anarchy

(But what is this in response to?) /stillme(?)

by **Agencourt** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:23 pm

Abiding by Continental Free State's /stillme...

Aethiopia forbids 'any food' to be given to its Somalish provinces following late Mogadishu Guesthouse Ongripe, befealens stridecrafts to 'shoot on sight' anyone that comes to help

"I am not the most well versed on the situation, but the denial of food aid under any circumstances can only end badly. I pray the root cause of this is resolved quickly, for the sake of everyone living there. Though, this reads like the prelude to war."

Alexandra Mirai,
Chief Secretary of Foriegn Affairs

by **Nomayuki** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 7:23 pm

OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER

A new speaker for the parliament? If we've learned anything from 2021, I'd say that's a good move. Now, I'm not sure what was wrong with the old parliament speaker... maybe he or she was corrupt or *Signoria* thought that it was time for a new speaker. Anyway, best wishes to this person. I hope that this move will benefit Agencourt and that this new person will use his or her powers for the better.

Best wishes,
Seroy Kuschin VI
Prime Minister

by **Fazbear Entertainment** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 8:14 pm

Revenue of Kimura Cruise Liners increases as winter cruises trend all over social media

"I never really was one for cruises but it is good that they are making more money. I still remember the days when social media wasn't a thing but hey atleast it gives business a free way to advertise by having a account on there. Anyways I should probably get back to work after what happened last night."
-Michael Afton

(Note if you do 8: it is more of a recording atleast I tried to make it that way)

by **Republic of-the North** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:02 pm

"Sorry, he was decapitated? And the robot bit his freaking head off? What the actual hell? That's awful! Why is this place allowed to stay open? Why arn't the cops swarming it? WHY ISN'T THE FAMILY SUING?"
- Mike Dranger, local Winterfell lawyer

by **Poocubed-** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:05 pm

Oh my goodness! How did that happen!
Recently in my nation a citizen beat the hardest geometry dash level, than was murdered
-Paqoe

by **Republic of-the North** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:06 pm

/stillme

by **UNSPDC** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:11 pm

"2,000 civilians killed...? I have no words. Barbaric may be among the things I wish to say, but still. You don't just 'kill' 2,000 civilians in taking a city. Barbaric imperialists."

- Ostdeutschesleutnant Klaus Weidermann, SPDC Xenonauts Officer.

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:19 am

"If an Indochineish^[1] flightoffwearcrew^[2] somehow landed a hit on a UFO with a POH^[3], you might find the need to give them all medals as soon as it is mayly^[4], but allow me first to utter how utterly befuddled I am that... well, such a thing could even happen. How low was the thing flying for a POH to even hit it?"

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] Indochinese, Vietnamese
[2] Anti-Aircraft crew
[3] RPG (stands for Panceroffwear Handweapon)
[4] possibly}

by **The Aquaria** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 5:53 pm

Britain takes the 2022 World Cup after England beats Doechland 1-0

"Congratulations to Britain! I watched the match through the TV yesterday afternoon, and both side did a great job to seek for any opportunity to win. That was a fantastic match, not gonna lie."

-A random dude in Tokisaki

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by **Soveiniesberg** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 7:23 pm

"A Strong Blizzard is predicted incoming next week."

"We have blizzards maybe 6 times a year? They're all very powerful, but we don't mind. A tip: safe use of space heaters. That's really all I have to offer you."
- Stanislav Ryolovich, political columnist in Tynaslau News' regional newspaper

by **Tummylandia and Susistan** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:33 am

30 1995 Honda Civics found 2 miles offshore, half buried in the seabed

"This is clearly an act of god. There is totally no possible way that this could happen- JK it's probably a sunken cargo ship." said tummyfart65.

by **Stratonesia** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:51 am

Mt. Celeste awarded best Christmas tree

What? The whole mountain is now a Christmas tree? That's bulls███ if you ask me...
AeroNeth flight 43 crashes outside Gualterio Blanco, 0 dead and 55 injured

Excuse me, is this some sort of artistic licence? This sounds rather absurd. I've never heard of a plane crash after which the passengers were still miraculously alive.

Alrighty, guys...
Since I don't do "news in sig" (because of character limits), here is the latest edition of Stratonesian Gazette.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1814851

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 5:58 am

"While I'd onnim^[1] with the Generalleftnant^[2] in that this is a clear token^[3] of a lack of discipline in the manship^[4], I wouldn't say that the commanding officer punching you in the onlete^[5] is what I'd call the right bestrafing^[6]. Not only is it lichestrafing^[7], it's also likely too light for the loss of millions of dollar's worth of outrysting^[8], to speak nothing of the barn and the deer^[9]."

Major Willibald Ross, Officer in the Caserly Americanish Heere

by **-Astoria-** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 6:18 am

Siward of Battenbergh, PM of Britain 1998-2009 and now President of the Europish Bound, made Earl of Romsey by the Kingly Weapsherald

'I suppose it's a bit of a cushy job being an ex-government head: one day you're leading the country, the next something bigger than that; heck, maybe even a ministry job if the next government likes you enough.'
Armen Balfour, bystander

by **UNSPDC** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 6:27 pm

"I'm sorry, the gaming industry? Well, I didn't know they industrialized shit like Basketball and Baseball now. I know that the Americans and other Europeans do it, but never to the extent that it rakes in billions of dollars."

- Ostdeutschesleutnant Klaus Weidermann, SPDC Xenonauts Officer.

by **The Academy of Terra** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:38 pm

Vietnamese People's Army AA gunner shoots down UFO with RPG, killing 27 Aliens

"While we don't exactly like this we do understand why it happened... 27 lives lost for what? Just because some aliens want some land? Though I do say it is impressive they managed to do that know what the armor is like on the alien ships we have to deal with."
-Councilor Delta

by **Tummylandia and Susistan** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:46 pm

Stratonesia wrote:[box]
Mt. Celeste awarded best Christmas tree

What? The whole mountain is now a Christmas tree?

Ok so basically, there is a neighbourhood in Tummytown called Mt. Celeste, and it getting awarded best christmas tree is because of an annual competition in Tummytown.

AeroNeth flight 43 crashes outside Gualterio Blanco, 0 dead and 55 injured
Excuse me, is this some sort of artistic licence? This sounds rather absurd. I've never heard of a plane crash after which the passengers were still miraculously alive.

There's the Miracle on the Hudson (US Airways Flight 1549), which crashed in the Hudson river with no casualties. This is like that except a higher injury rate /skipme

by **Perikuresu** » Fri Dec 30, 2022 3:33 am

The Academy of Terra wrote:~snip~

Republic of China annexs the Koreas and Vietnam and announces the formation of the Pan-Asian Combine.

"Uh oh, uh oh, UH OH"
~Sam O' Nella

"This... Seems... Concerning. The development of the Pan-Asian Combine might be a parallel of Japan's Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere, however I've yet to gain enough insight and knowledge into the PAC, in addition to the situation still being too early to hypothesize an accurate prediction for..."
~Yoh "Ari" Hong, Professor of Asian Studies at University of Kennoshima (UKEN)

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by **Terran American Republic** » Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:11 am

"FACK THE FRENCH! They can't tank for shat! I'm so fackin' glad to hear even in another universe they facking lost! I'm so glad we have a hatred of France as a common uniter across the multiverse!"
Art McDouglas, Scottish American and coach of the American Tanking Team

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:28 am

"I wonder how you'd play a 'Pancer Worldcup'^[1]. Do you line the pancers^[2] and have them ongripe^[3] each other? Is it a King of the Hill -or Fang the Flag^[4] thing? Is it free for all -either of these would cost so much I shudder at the mere thought? And how in God's name does Frankric^[5] this badly? I wouldn't orward^[6] them to win by any means, but 14 to 2?"

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

by **West Corpala** » Fri Dec 30, 2022 3:10 pm

"Good luck to those living in the Gulf of New Spain.
Also, congrats to Britain for winning the World Cup!"
-Corpalan Senator from Baja California

by **Perikuresu** » Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:44 pm

The National Kingdom of West Corpala currently occupies 52% of Restanland, and is expected to occupy its capital within a week. West Corpala has also occupied Texas.

"My god, how is it possible to occupy over half of what I assume to be a decently sized nation and all of what is the 2nd largest US state that is vertically as long as UK or Western Europe? Surely this puts a strain on manpower and logistics?"
~Ha-Yoon Kim, amateur war analyst

BN: news in sig

by **Laka Strolistandiler** » Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:49 pm

Apanaluans celebrate Argentina's win the world cup, "The f**king Fr*nch won the last one" a bypasser says

“Ah yes, truly, the pinnacle of the western civilization and culture- spending 200 billion dollars on people running around with a ball. How ingenious! How proud of ones nation for having the best ball kickers, yay! I mean, for this money, they could’ve sent man to Mars and back! They could’ve finally developed thermonuclear power! Finally, they could’ve built a new space shuttle- one which would actually do stuff! Oh well, that’s what happens when the bloody commoners decide how the things are done…”- Princess Ingrid.

Royal Space Corps promises to deliver a working asteroid mining self-replicating drone technology demonstrator by mid 2030’s, if fails, the current Head of Staff is expected to honorably die.

by **Ozeanreisende** » Fri Dec 30, 2022 6:53 pm

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Apanaluans celebrate Argentina's win the world cup, "The f**king Fr*nch won the last one" a bypasser says

“Ah yes, truly, the pinnacle of the western civilization and culture- spending 200 billion dollars on people running around with a ball. How ingenious! How proud of ones nation for having the best ball kickers, yay! I mean, for this money, they could’ve sent man to Mars and back! They could’ve finally developed thermonuclear power! Finally, they could’ve built a new space shuttle- one which would actually do stuff! Oh well, that’s what happens when the bloody commoners decide how the things are done…”- Princess Ingrid.

Royal Space Corps promises to deliver a working asteroid mining self-replicating drone technology demonstrator by mid 2030’s, if fails, the current Head of Staff is expected to honorably die.

Wow one they have high expectations fot self replicating asteroid mining drones or whatever it was... and they take promises SERIOUSLY! well very well then if its your culture then its your culture
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