Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Ozeanreisende]

"Capital city name-change? Angering the monarchists? Why would they be angry if the monarchy's still around? I've angered a few anti-monarchists in my time (cough, cough, Republic Party) but never the monarchists! And besides, it's just one city!"
-Prince Trey

news h e r e.

because the monarchists are best friends with the british (who founded new Westminster)
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[Great United States]

''A FIGHT?!I know our LEC meetings sometimes get...aggressive,but a full-blown fight is way too much...why do i feel like i am being pulled towards the ground..?''

-yet another random citizen

[The Lower 139]

"ALERT:THE SINGULARITY CREATED BY THE MOLTEN DOWN MILLENIA ANTIMATTER REACTOR,LOCATED UNDERGROUND IN SOUTHWESTERN NEVADA,HAS ACHIEVED 45 METRES IN DIAMETER,PLEASE EVACUATE TO A SHELTER IF YOU ARE IN THE SURROUNDING AREA,OR FEEL STRONG SEISMIC ACTIVITY"

"WHAT THE HELL? Best of luck to anyone in Nevada..."
- Vice President James G. Martin

[West Corpala]

"Backstates? What are backstates? And why are you censoring them?"
-Random guy in San Delta

[Reich of the New World Order]

I dont understand why you would invade a nation that's so far away seems like it would be easier to attack your neighbors but the terrans are known to have small brains so i shouldn't be so surprised that they would act so irrational.
-Gshikti Veshol

[Republic of-the North]

"Why'd they declare war? And, also, how powerful are these two? Y'know, I don't care, this'll be fun as hell to watch."
- YouWatch military historian Jake Caslte
ninja'd, wait AN

"20 MILLION PEOPLE?! SACRIFICED? What the hell is going on?! Somebody needs to save these innocent 'Terrans' from this ritual, and put a stop to any future rituals like this! This is pure evil, and I intend to make this atrocity known!"
- Humane Rights activist Olivia Farr

BN, give me an actual response and not just "wow that's some news"

[Republic of-the North]

/bump /stillme

[The Lower 139]

"Merenian troops cross Astaporian border; burn villages"

"Truly a war crime, If I've ever seen one. I don't want people burnt to a crisp, I don't want people seared and charred. Not even something I would wish upon a national enemy. Such a shame these mad atrocities continue in the world."
- Andrew Reynolds, Governor of New Canada

[Greatdux]

Secretary of the Interior Marcus W. Chateau says "I do think, for the safety of the nation and the international community, we as a nation will censor any and all mention of the Backstates in national and international media."

I agree with Marcus W. Chateau on this matter, even though I haven’t got a stinking clue what in the world is the so-called "Backstates". Maybe it’s connected with that Backrooms dimension that the youngsters of the present are talking about on YouTube. Nevertheless, I’d rather not know than know.

- From the desk of Mikhail Jáhannes, retired diplomat

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[Nomayuki]

OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER

To the Kholodian Soviet Republic: Please do not test your Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles on the Arctic Circle and its bodies of water. If you continue to do so, the ecosystems of the arctic circle will be disrupted and you may be responsible for an environmental crisis and the possible extinction of a species of bears whose population is already decreasing. If you do not stop these missile tests (and exist in our galaxy), you will soon be sanctioned by Nomayuki and its allies in the Kyiv Pact. Resolution 9 Article 4 states that all places, biomes, and habitats on this earth, even barren lands, should be protected from military activities during peacetime. Nations, in or out of the Kyiv Pact, that violate this article, shall be economically sanctioned. Only designated areas may be bombarded freely. But since you are all the way in another galaxy, and we can't do anything about that... just consider this as advice.

If you guys will say that I don't tell you what to do, I need to tell you that attached to this file is what the masses call an "uno reverse card". The symbolism of this card is that you don't tell Nomayuki what to do, either.

Best wishes,
Seroy Kuschin VI
Prime Minister

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[Dyrrhonian Isles]

OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER

To the Kholodian Soviet Republic: Please do not test your Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles on the Arctic Circle and its bodies of water. If you continue to do so, the ecosystems of the arctic circle will be disrupted and you may be responsible for an environmental crisis and the possible extinction of a species of bears whose population is already decreasing. If you do not stop these missile tests (and exist in our galaxy), you will soon be sanctioned by Nomayuki and its allies in the Kyiv Pact. Resolution 9 Article 4 states that all places, biomes, and habitats on this earth, even barren lands, should be protected from military activities during peacetime. Nations, in or out of the Kyiv Pact, that violate this article, shall be economically sanctioned. Only designated areas may be bombarded freely. But since you are all the way in another galaxy, and we can't do anything about that... just consider this as advice.

If you guys will say that I don't tell you what to do, I need to tell you that attached to this file is what the masses call an "uno reverse card". The symbolism of this card is that you don't tell Nomayuki what to do, either.

Best wishes,
Seroy Kuschin VI
Prime Minister

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FIFA World Cup comes to an end with Argentina winning

I'm really happy that Messi now has a world cup.

The latest news in the Dyrrhonian Isles is that there has been a surge in support for the current government. This is due to the recent economic reforms that have been implemented, which have helped to improve the quality of life for many citizens. The government is also receiving praise for its efforts to address climate change and protect the environment. This has led to an increase in tourist visits and investment in the region.

[Cavirfi]

The latest news in the Dyrrhonian Isles is that there has been a surge in support for the current government. This is due to the recent economic reforms that have been implemented, which have helped to improve the quality of life for many citizens. The government is also receiving praise for its efforts to address climate change and protect the environment. This has led to an increase in tourist visits and investment in the region.

OOC Reaction: Finally some good governance, a Government that can actually serve its people as they are supposed to. Finally, just finally, hope more Governments follow the Dyrrhonian Government in terms of their quality.

[Frostland]

"…and you have all these lib'ral activists complaining about the treatment of a hundred something prisoners at the other side of the world in Cavirfi. Keep in mind that these prisoners were military leaders who killed about a million civilians. Perhaps the worst murderers since Rwanda. And now all these teenage girls on social media are saying "Justice for the killers! Down with Cavirfi!" I hope they're just completely oblivious to the context. Because if they do, oh damn, we've raised some genocidal apologists. No hearts, no minds, no souls, just pawns of whoever can get to control them."
-Albert De Klerk on the Awake Frostland! talk show, the most viewed in the Pluricontinental Republic with over 12 million followers, December 2022

[Cavirfi]

"…and you have all these lib'ral activists complaining about the treatment of a hundred something prisoners at the other side of the world in Cavirfi. Keep in mind that these prisoners were military leaders who killed about a million civilians. Perhaps the worst murderers since Rwanda. And now all these teenage girls on social media are saying "Justice for the killers! Down with Cavirfi!" I hope they're just completely oblivious to the context. Because if they do, oh damn, we've raised some genocidal apologists. No hearts, no minds, no souls, just pawns of whoever can get to control them."
-Albert De Klerk on the Awake Frostland! talk show, the most viewed in the Pluricontinental Republic with over 12 million followers, December 2022

OOC: Pls note that many of the people who are advocating against what the Cavirfite Government is doing are survivors of the OPLA themselves and many know the context and oppose the OPLA but still oppose the way that the OPLA's perpetrators are being currently treated. The OPLA was an authoritarian genocide, but the treatment of its leaders in Cavirfi's prisons is ultraubergigasuperduper-totalitarian.

/skipme

[Greatdux]

In response to popular demand for religious reform, fueled by Frostish celebrities' promotion of aversion to Jewish people, the Pluricontinental Assembly has passed a constitutional amendment requiring all political officeholders in the Pluricontinental Republic to adhere to the Christian faith.

As a fellow Christian conservative, I support the Pluricontinental Assembly’s religious requirement constitutional amendment. If I actually showed interest in the politics of my nation, ran for president, won the presidential elections and Verzoek Tillinic didn’t feel cute when I win the polls and made me "mysteriously disappear", then I would make this my first executive order.

From the desk of Mikhail Jáhannes, former diplomat and current host of the anti-government ultra-conservative talk show, "The Mikhail Jáhannes Experience"

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[Tummylandia and Susistan]

New solar plant currently being built at Sneizskiya near the vicinity of Sneizsvyatmiklaus

"Good to see the increasing adoption of solar!" said tummyfart65.

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[Enthisea]

AeroNeth flight 43 crashes outside Gualterio Blanco, 0 dead and 55 injured

Oh well, human errors suck! also, this is horrible! i am thankful that no one has died.
-some random Enthisean MP

[Korea SCR]

AeroNeth flight 43 crashes outside Gualterio Blanco, 0 dead and 55 injured

Oh well, human errors suck! also, this is horrible! :eek: i am thankful that no one has died.
-some random Enthisean MP

We will send developers to help
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OH NO! a man has into the river in lego city

[Furballland]

AeroNeth flight 43 crashes outside Gualterio Blanco, 0 dead and 55 injured

Oh well, human errors suck! also, this is horrible! i am thankful that no one has died.
-some random Enthisean MP

We will send developers to help

umm, A human error is an action or decision which was not intended.
no news bar here.
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[Ozeanreisende]

AeroNeth flight 43 crashes outside Gualterio Blanco, 0 dead and 55 injured

Oh well, human errors suck! also, this is horrible! i am thankful that no one has died.
-some random Enthisean MP

We will send developers to help
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OH NO! a man has into the river in lego city

HEY!!! Quick build that new Lego helicopter set if it still is on sale!

[The Aquaria]

Now Angering the monarchists, and the illegal parties, the capitol city's name has been changed

"Sure, but what is the new name of the "capitol"? Is it something sounding too revolutionary for any monarchists to accept?"

-A random Aqua citizen, Nonan City

[Ozeanreisende]

Now Angering the monarchists, and the illegal parties, the capitol city's name has been changed

"Sure, but what is the new name of the "capitol"? Is it something sounding too revolutionary for any monarchists to accept?"

-A random Aqua citizen, Nonan City

Marxisburg (marxist burg) it used to be New Westminster which was much cooler with everyone except the socialists and communists
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[Continental Free States]

"Let's be fair, how much can you 'make ready' for against a snowstorm in only a week? Besunderly^[1] if you live in an ord^[2] that doesn't get those quite often? Buy a flyticket^[3] to somewhere the storm is unlikely to hit? Write up your will and leave your ownings to your loved ones?"

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] especially
[2] area, region
[3] air ticket}

[The Aquaria]

"Let's be fair, how much can you 'make ready' for against a snowstorm in only a week? Besunderly^[1] if you live in an ord^[2] that doesn't get those quite often? Buy a flyticket^[3] to somewhere the storm is unlikely to hit? Write up your will and leave your ownings to your loved ones?"

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] especially
[2] area, region
[3] air ticket}

Yes, that is how simple to prepare for a blizzard in the Aquaria

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[Second Peenadian]

air