Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Qartheen refugee ship sunk by Basilisk Isles Navy after Eask rebel onboard threatens a suicide bombing

"Oh dear, I hope some of the refugees came out unharmed." said tummyfart65

NEWS IN SIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cavirfi]

Ukraine, Tummylandia and Susistan to meet in Sevastopol to settle disputes in their Minervan territories

OOC Reaction: Ayo, what Ukraine gotta do with this?

[Kahekordne Union of Spib]

Crabaiaian Parliament debate to impeach (no-confidence vote) the Government of General Commander Almond Milk enters Day 4

Oh no, those with lactose intolerance will be very infuriated. The Minister of Soy Milk better still stay in power or expect nationwide protests, and probably the barn being burned down

[Continental Free States]

"I'm willing to upsend^[1] many things, but I think taking Moorland^[2] as a dealth^[3] of Europa is among those I would not. If Moorland could be a limbstate^[4] of the Europish Bo-Union, then you might as well just call it 'The Union', no forewords onwicked^[5]."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] submit
[2] Morocco
[3] portion, part
[4] member-state
[5] involved}

[The Lower 139]

"Burghers all across the land, Gulf of New Spain inbesunder, can orward chilly Yuletide week"

"Yeah, uhh, Merry Christmas... and it's gonna be cold in the Gulf of... uhh.. Mexico? That doesn't make a lot of sense to me, isn't it hot there? Man... Not my problem though."
- Vice President James G. Martin

[New Treyland]

Man sentenced to "life sentence in prison while upside down, hanging from your left pinky toe" for spitting on a statue of James G. Martin

"I'm sorry, WHAT? Not even a war criminal deserves that type of torture! But why left pinky toe specifically? And also, I thought this was 'Merica! Land of the free! So can't people express political opinions through bodily fluids. Wait, that sounds wrong. GARY, CUT THAT OU-"
-Prince Trey

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[Continental Free States]

"I believe I must bring up the fraign^[1] of what this 'Slavia' is. I don't think any two Slavish lands would be willing to forone^[2] into one land, much less all -or most- of them."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] question
[2] unite}

[Ozeanreisende]

ITS COMING HOME!!!!!!!!! -Wikiacolours some british dude

[Republic of-the North]

"So some Colcalist scum take over by a margin of what, ten? And nationalize literally everything? I'd be rioting too! The good people of this land should revolt and wrest their country back from these Colcalist bastards!"
- James Drand, Marshall of Homeland Security

[Michigan and The Lakes]

"So some Colcalist scum take over by a margin of what, ten? And nationalize literally everything? I'd be rioting too! The good people of this land should revolt and wrest their country back from these Colcalist bastards!"
- James Drand, Marshall of Homeland Security

"Psh. These Northerners have never seen a Michigan winter. They whine too much."~Michigander from the UP

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[New Treyland]

"I believe I must bring up the fraign^[1] of what this 'Slavia' is. I don't think any two Slavish lands would be willing to forone^[2] into one land, much less all -or most- of them."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] question
[2] unite}

Some quick lore: In this universe, the Yugoslavs conquered eastern terrories that weren't 100% Slavic, like some of Romania and Bulgaria. They revolted leading to a civil war. The reason they kept the name Slavia is because most of the leaders actually were Slavic.

/skipme

[Continental Free States]

"But doesn't 'forbidding'^[1] football go against the sithmost^[2] goal of guestgiving^[3] the World Cup? You won't be having a national league to build up a landsteam through... you know, what with football being forbidden and all."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] banning
[2] ultimate
[3] hosting}

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Ukraine, Tummylandia and Susistan to meet in Sevastopol to settle disputes in their Minervan territories

OOC Reaction: Ayo, what Ukraine gotta do with this?

Something something Ukraine and Tummylandia join up and colonize some islands in a different dimension, theh get a maritime dispute, stuff happens. /skipme

[Republic of-the North]

"Wait wait wait, you're telling me these people are ordering their soldiers to shoot humanitarian workers? The Common is so bad I might be misunderstanding it, but they're also banning food from being sent to these provinces after a scuffle at a hotel? What the hell? How is this tolerated in the international community? This is a massive violation of human rights and must be dealt with!"
- Sarah Mitchell, Head of Peace International

[Ayodhyadesha]

"His Majesty expresses his deepest concerns over the forecast of extreme blizzards and would like to assure the citizens of the Republic that Ayodhyadesha's full sympathies are with them. His Majesty has ordered the sending of 234 Himalayan bears to ensure that the people in Brandonburg and other places are not lonely during the blizzard. His Majesty cannot do more due to the current Purge in the country."
- Official Spokesperson for His Majesty

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For BN: See sig and for more context to the First Purge, read this.

[West Corpala]

"Good on them for getting rid of their corrupt politicians. Purges are a necessary evil to keep a country safe from corruption."
-An anonymous Corpalan Senator.
OOC: This does not represent my IRL views.

[Continental Free States]

"I'm not wholly sicker^[1] what a 'selfboden'^[2] land even means, but what I'm even less sicker about is how you, a land in Northamerica, were the ones to overfall^[3] it rather than China, the land which is right there and which would naturely^[4] have the better onspeak^[5] for any such overfall -if China doesn't bestand^[6], orset^[7] it with whatever land is nearby that is mickle enough to overfall it."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

<sup>[1] sure
[2] self-proclaimed
[3] invade
[4] naturally

[5] claim
[6] exist
[7] replace</sup>

[Republic of-the North]

"I have no idea what the 'World Cup' happens to be, or why it matters, but I guess good for Bra-tan for winning? I suppose if it's a sport, then its people will be excited, like my home state whenever we win the Tank Cup or the Direwolf 1M."
- James Blackspear, Junior Senator for Rilland

[Ayodhyadesha]

"We would like to offer our condolences to the 2000 civilians killed. To show our sympathy for them, we will be executing our largest province's governor by cannon for his treason and corruption."

[Continental Free States]

"I mean, I'm all for harsh bestrafings^[1] for smeargeld^[2], but at some point you must ask yourself if the whole system was broken from the start. Think about it, 12000 corrupt beambers^[3] from only the fareministry^[4]? The best leesing^[5] to that is onefoldly^[6] hiring less folk in the first ord^[7]."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

[1] punishments
[2] corruption
[3] officials
[4] ministry of transport

[5] solution
[6] simply
[7] place[/sup]

[The Lower 139]

" Ermish flightoffwear shoots down Atropatenish flytugs bearing anthrax near Erevan after Atropatene's onslaught towards Sisian was offworn earlier this week"

"If I am reading this correctly... Armenian.. air... to air... missiles shoot down... Azeri aircraft with anthrax on it? Seems justified to me."
- Vice President James G. Martin

[Republic of-the North]

"Well what the hell are the backstates? And why can't they be talked about? Is this some government operation?" "SEE I TOLD YA, THE GOVERNMENT'S BRINGING BACK WHITE WALKERS, THEY'RE HIDING THEM IN THESE BACKSTATES!"
- Oliver Colt and Edmund Poole, podcast hosts

[Ozeanreisende]

Wow all that news seems really chaotic -Some random police officer

[Republic of-the North]

/stillme, you couldn't have put a shred of effort into that?

[New Treyland]

"Capital city name-change? Angering the monarchists? Why would they be angry if the monarchy's still around? I've angered a few anti-monarchists in my time (cough, cough, Republic Party) but never the monarchists! And besides, it's just one city!"
-Prince Trey

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