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by **New Treyland** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 11:12 am

"Why in the world did the Italian Coastguard blow up a boat carrying refugees? I mean, it may have been violating their international waters, but you should at least check if they're a threat before you blow up the boat."
-Prince Trey

News is here until the NS mods give me my signature privileges back.

by **New Treyland** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 12:48 pm

/stillme
/bumpitybump

by **Red Lake Circle** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 1:03 pm

The 2nd annual Treylandian National Congress has ended with a bang as senators from the Federal Party and the Treylandian Nationalist Party fought over allocation of the septillion NSD earned from an old soda bottle at the state-owned Treylandian auction house. The battle, dubbed the "Parliament Brawl," has been used by opposition groups, including right-wing newspaper The Treylandian Inquirer, as proof that "parliaments only clog up the system with pointless bureaucracy."

"They... they paid how much for a bottle of soda? Th-there are barely any trillionaires that exist, much less... septillionaires... who have 10,000x the wealth of trillionaires... oh, sun, moon, and stars, what the hell is going on here..."

~Bairghein "Big Bairgh" Whaitley, owner of Big Bairgh Hell's Car Lot

by **Cacatuoidea** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 6:14 pm

12/18/1582 1200 GST: Kiusareik Grimhild Roz introduces a new amendment to the Foundational Writ to be voted on by the Great Circle, meant to guarantee freedom of the press on a constitutional level. It would protect the public press from being turned into an arm of the state, or from being directly censored by governing bodies. Roz notes, "This has been needed for a long time[...] press freedom is essential to the maintenance of a healthy democracy."

“That is very good. I hope that amendment passes, freedom of the press is definitely very important for a democracy.”
-Random Cacatuoidean farmer

Scroll down to CARGO SHIP SEIZED, LEMER ARRESTED for the latest news.

by **Cacatuoidea** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:43 am

/bump
/stillme

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:47 am

"I'm not sicker^[1] whether the hawks are a politish group or an organization or something or if they're, well, real hawks -you know, the winged robefowl^[2], only with orthought^[3] and speech- and this means I don't know whether or not to believe the regering^[4] when they say this Lemer fellow is a 'crigforbreaker'^[5] and a terrorist. I mean, not that Lemer being a fowl or man will fraign^[6] all that much on whether he's broken laws of crig^[7] or not, but still."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

by **Kaliitnuunati** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:51 am

"That whole Somalish and Aethiopia situation doesn't seem to be doing so well, with-holding food is against international law, last time we checked. How long was that even? Couple years? Whatever, perhaps some food would be nice."
-Kaliitnuunatian Foreign Minister

by **Cacatuoidea** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 2:00 am

Continental Free States wrote:"I'm not sicker^[1] whether the hawks are a politish group or an organization or something or if they're, well, real hawks -you know, the winged robefowl^[2], only with orthought^[3] and speech- and this means I don't know whether or not to believe the regering^[4] when they say this Lemer fellow is a 'crigforbreaker'^[5] and a terrorist. I mean, not that Lemer being a fowl or man will fraign^[6] all that much on whether he's broken laws of crig^[7] or not, but still."
Edwin van Horn, New Yorker
^{[1] sure
[2] bird of prey
[3] intelligence
[4] government

[5] war criminal
[6] matter
[7] laws of war}

What do you mean by “crigforbreaker”?
Or did I make a bazar typo in my factbook?

/skipme

by **Cavirfi** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 2:01 am

Local Georgian unable to update his NS news on a fictional country that suspiciously has the same name as Kaliitnuunati because of real life affairs. At least one person is sad and the nation is NOT in national mourning,

Sarcastic OOC Reaction: Hmmm...who could this man be, he's definitely not the guy who wrote this sig, definitely not. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to have this news to begin with!

by **New Treyland** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 6:01 am

Red Lake Circle wrote:
The 2nd annual Treylandian National Congress has ended with a bang as senators from the Federal Party and the Treylandian Nationalist Party fought over allocation of the septillion NSD earned from an old soda bottle at the state-owned Treylandian auction house. The battle, dubbed the "Parliament Brawl," has been used by opposition groups, including right-wing newspaper The Treylandian Inquirer, as proof that "parliaments only clog up the system with pointless bureaucracy."

"They... they paid how much for a bottle of soda? Th-there are barely any trillionaires that exist, much less... septillionaires... who have 10,000x the wealth of trillionaires... oh, sun, moon, and stars, what the hell is going on here..."
~Bairghein "Big Bairgh" Whaitley, owner of Big Bairgh Hell's Car Lot

You think that’s crazy, people are currently bidding quadrillions and enslaving entire timelines for a bread roll
/skipme

by **Blue Orb** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:20 am

Crabaiaian Parliament debate to impeach (no-confidence vote) the Government of General Commander Almond Milk enters Day 3

"Why did they even create a government with a soldier as it's head" -Bystander

by **Cavirfi** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:21 am

Blue Orb wrote:
Crabaiaian Parliament debate to impeach (no-confidence vote) the Government of General Commander Almond Milk enters Day 3

"Why did they even create a government with a soldier as it's head" -Bystander

General Commander is just the title of the Crabaiaian Head of State and Head of Government equivalent to a Prime Minister

/skipme

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 9:33 am

"I do back the regering^[1]'s onshedding^[2] not to forfollow^[3] folk for buying or selling skirts in winter. Onefoldly^[4] let Naturely Outlease^* leese^[5] it on its own."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

^{[1] government
[2] decision
[3] (here) prosecute
[4] Simply
[5] solve

* Natural Selection}

by **Cinderfort** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:43 am

"That is good the British won it. I was never a fan of soccer but sometimes this stuff is more interesting than almost getting arrested for arson."

-Alex, local Arsonist

by **New Treyland** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:11 am

"Considering this town seems like a murderer's dream, it's no wonder that a supernatural coven and mafia are duking it out. Pretty sure this is like an Al Capone situation where they're just doing it for attention, considering that seems to be all Cinderfort news is about."
-Prince Trey

News here.

by **New Treyland** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 2:08 pm

/bumpitybump

by **West Corpala** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:09 pm

New Treyland wrote:"Considering this town seems like a murderer's dream, it's no wonder that a supernatural coven and mafia are duking it out. Pretty sure this is like an Al Capone situation where they're just doing it for attention, considering that seems to be all Cinderfort news is about."
-Prince Trey

News here.

"This is the exact reason why we have armed guards on the Senate floor. How does one just let a fight break out in what should be the most diplomatic part of a country?"

by **Ozeanreisende** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:17 pm

So hears the thing you refuse to recognize a nation, yet you decide to invade it, that seems like recognition to me -Some dude on the street who was asked

by **Cinderfort** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 5:45 pm

Political riots have started 3 days after a 50.01% victory of the socialist party

"Seriously? Over .01% that isn't even that much. Why start riots and potentially get the police involved? I mean atleast it isn't worse but still riots over .01% is dumb."

-Elizabeth, A Framer for the Mafia

limb · by **Continental Free States** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:41 am

"I can onnim^[1] what the Mafia are, but by 'ring'^[2] do you mean a Hexenring^[3] or a Feyshove^[4]? While the former would without a tweag^[5] outleese^[6] more chaos than the Mob, the latter would beat them in that camp^[7] so quickly it wouldn't even be funny. Well it would, but not for us or the mob."

Edwin van Horn, New Yorker

by **Kaliitnuunati** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:59 am

"Britain won the world cup? Interesting, maybe we should take some inspiration for our own football team."

-Kaliitnuunatian citizen from Batumi

by **New Treyland** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 5:59 am

“Huh. I’m glad more news is on the way. I wonder why those two nations both have the same name though…”
-Prince Trey

news here!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!

by **Cinderfort** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 6:54 am

In a move that pleased many Treylandians, the UNWTO has designated Bedston, New Treyland, as the Soda Capital of the World. A parade will be occurring in Bedston, and the TreyJoos Corporation has offered a 50% off sale to all sodas. "It's amazing that our beautiful city can be designated as the capital for everyone's favorite carbo

"Oh soda, I never knew a place could be designed the soda capital of the world. I am glad that you all are happy about that and I might even visit yo take advantage of those deals. I could kill for a soda right now."
-Local Serial Killer who refuses to give a name.

by **Cavirfi** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 7:06 am

Investigator found in a ditch burnt to death.

OOC Reaction: Bruh, how was this possible? What happened? Did the investigator blow his cover? Was there an altercation between the investigator and whoever burnt him? I wanna know!

by **Republic of-the North** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 8:01 am

"First of all, ew, almond milk, second of all, what poor bastard was born, and his mother decided to name him Almond? together with the last name Milk? Frankly, he should be impeached just for having such a dumbass name."
Lawrence Adamson, Vice President of the North

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