Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Mets Hayk]

President's little daughter's washing dishes, garnered massive heart reacts online

"Is this all their people have to react to? Something so trivial as chores?"

-Ardzroun Markarian, avid social media user

[Free Kathen]

King Hrach I maintains absolute neutrality; refuses to denounce neither Russia nor Ukraine.

“Well, I based on what I’ve heard, I suppose it’s better than throwing your weight behind Russia. Still, Ukraine should be allowed to preserve its identity and not fall under the gauntlet of another nation. Problems and all, I don’t think the imperialism of these Russian people should overwhelm the smaller country.”
Innanna Galu, Overseer of the Commune of Apsu

[Meadowfields]

COMMUNE OF MAZZAZTUM ESTABLISHED, CREATES SPACE PROGRAM WITHIN ITS BORDERS

That's extremely advanced for a theistic anarchic nation tbh. Religion and science can go together better than I think

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[Bellcon]

House of Assembly passes bill to codify into law banning conscription

Banning conscription is a best idea that I agree upon.

[New Transeurasia]

Oldest cat in the world is now at the age of 44 years old

"Huh. It's kind of surprising how old some animals can get."
- Random Citizen, Hulunbuir

[Meadowfields]

Heat waves predicted for Volgograd, Rostov, and Luhansk in the next few days

Heat waves? In Russia? Wow, climate change must really have a lot of impact...

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[Western Theram]

Fascist Bourlounge bombarded by Bugaria, after Bourlounge's failed invasion of Bugaria, causing air siege of capital

Serves them right! Those fascists will fall!

[Red Lake Circle]

The Anarchist Institute of Science has mandated that if you have been the subject of an experiment gone wrong and have been left with an extra hand or mouth, and didn’t receive adequate medical care. you may be entitled to financial compensation...

"Wait... they're an anarchist nation, right? Then... then how the hell do class action lawsuits work? Do the communities just vote on the compensation, or... like... the people of the polity? Do they maybe elect their judges in a rotating fashion, or... I need a drink..."
~Grimhild Roz, President of Red Lake

[Reorganized Portugal]

"Terrorism! I do hope the terrorists are held responsible for their actions. This is undoubtedly an inexcusable act."
-Random Portuguese passerby who doesn't know too much about foreign politics

[Continental Free States]

"What do you mean 'adultery' banned by the parliament? What is this, the 1800s or some shithole in the Near East? I thought you were a European country, following the most basic principles of civility and not making laws about what happens between consenting adults in their own goddamned bedrooms."

Edric Willoughby, not quite politically correct

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[Estado Americano de Espana]

"Yikes. A famine... I've had to deal with those in UME. Shit's bad. But I wonder what's it like for India. Probably not looking too good..."

- Doctor Garcia Martinez, UME Paramedic.

[Continental Free States]

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[Meadowfields]

German KPD-SDP Coalition 'still in repair' after child welfare scandal collapses government

Wait what? Has the SPD moved more left?

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[Allied Iran]

"A nine Richter scale earthquake? Honestly if you expect your buildings to survive a shake that strong, you're probably better off just settling everyone somewhere nicer where there aren't any earthquakes as strong as 27 goddamned thousand nukes."

Navid Ebrahimi, student in Tehran

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[Nova Universo]

'It's chaotic there at your place, chom. If you need any help, just shout to me, neh? Maybe I can relocate some of the people you are struggling to deal with.' --Empress Merita, Whatsapping Peyman Sabbaghian after reading the latest Middle Eastern news in the Nova Tero Avisa.

[Continental Free States]

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[Meadowfields]

Mozambique declares polio outbreak. Portugal reports monkeypox outbreak.

Is it a coincidence that Mozambique's national language is Portuguese?

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[Continental Free States]

"Even with a population near a billion, I find it very much unlikely there are 52.1 million people willing to serve in your national military freely and of their own free will. Even in the most militarized of countries where the military is the only institution you can hope to find a nice, lofty career from, there is no way one out of every twenty person -on average one out of every ten men!- would be interested in military service. If conscription was how you kept your military afloat, I'd expect the numbers to drop down to one-two hundredth that number pretty quickly."

Edric Willoughby, not quite politically correct

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[Free Ravensburg]

India to ban all wheat exports as ongoing heatwave caused yields to be lower than expected. Exceptions may be made 'for the needy', some princely states amend federal decision

Now, I’m no farmer, but do potatoes get affected by heatwaves? The reason why I ask this is because they are underground, and out of the sun’s rays, but they still grow. I am just wondering for a substitution of wheat with potato is a viable solution for India.

BN: read this (last paragraph) if doing first headline

[The Neo-Minoan League]

India to ban all wheat exports as ongoing heatwave caused yields to be lower than expected. Exceptions may be made 'for the needy', some princely states amend federal decision

Now, I’m no farmer, but do potatoes get affected by heatwaves? The reason why I ask this is because they are underground, and out of the sun’s rays, but they still grow. I am just wondering for a substitution of wheat with potato is a viable solution for India.

BN: read this (last paragraph) if doing first headline

"The aggression of males is pathetic, no matter where they may be found."~A reverend mother

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[Kahekordne Union of Spib]

Did you just make Israel unexist? Also gay conversion therapy removed that's nice

The peace deal with Algeria was a success, resulting in all territory in western sahara not claimed by SADR to be fully recognized as Moroccan territory. Algeria has only some debt to pay off to both sides. Spibean Armed Forces are remaining in the Moroccan/Algerian Border but otherwise there is no more direct conflict. In other news, president Elijas Clinton will be visiting the capital city of Algeria, Algiers, and visiting their president, Abdelmadjid Tebboune. There they will likely have a civilized conversation on Western Sahara's future, while Spibean NGOs will likely repair all damaged infrastructure.
War Crimes Committed: 2 NONE
Casualty Report will be filed out shortly

[Nomayuki]

"Congratulations, Morocco!"
Some Nomayukian soldier while pointing a rifle toward an American POW on the floor

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1/2 of Alaska captured, amphibious force being prepared to attack West Coast, Missiles bomb American bases
Germany, France, UK, Portugal, Spain, and Ukraine joins war against US, planning attacks on East Coast

[Free Kathen]

Germany, France, UK, Portugal, Spain, and Ukraine joins war against US, planning attacks on East Coast

"Now, if I'm not mistaken, those are multiple powers that have WMDs! This is bad! Have fun with your nuclear hellscape! May Theos guide those who don't survive safely to their rest, because there sure are gonna be a lot of those!"
~ Asu-Shu-Namir Sukkal, Kathen citizen who is beginning to get white hairs at age 23

[Nomayuki]

Germany, France, UK, Portugal, Spain, and Ukraine joins war against US, planning attacks on East Coast

"Now, if I'm not mistaken, those are multiple powers that have WMDs! This is bad! Have fun with your nuclear hellscape! May Theos guide those who don't survive safely to their rest, because there sure are gonna be a lot of those!"
~ Asu-Shu-Namir Sukkal, Kathen citizen who is beginning to get white hairs at age 23

By "US" I mean the USA, which sent soldiers over to massacre our people and also killed our people in their land.

/skip me or don't

[Free Kathen]

It's good that they're facing reprisal for what they did, then, but that doesn't change the fact that this is a war between several nuclear-equipped powers. This could potentially end the world as we know it if the various powers involved don't exercise an insane amount of restraint.

/stillme